My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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how do lesbians fuck?i'm gay and generally when people find out i get one of two questions (or if they have gumption, both).
1. why did you decide to become a lesbian?
decide is a strong word, i tell them. you dont choose to be gay, you choose to accept it.
2. how do lesbians have sex?
good question, if i knew i'd tell you.
am i being serious- thats the question ;O)
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2) with a spoonwhy a spoon cousin? why not a dildo?
Because it's dull you twit, she will orgasm more.
Who'd have thunk it, a robin hood quote in a lesbian sex answer
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God, this is going to get right onto the main page because of all you sweaty cunts wanking yourselves silly to the thoughts of a lesbian(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:44, closed)
I'm scissoring!(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:54, closed)
And now with diagramsOnly recently did I learn that there's a posh name for scissoring.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism
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And how many people only realised what scissoring waswhen the Scissor Sisters came along?
* puts up hand *
* notes own age and thinks he should have known that a couple of decades ago... *
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You're not alone, but...I know someone who still thinks the "Scissor Sisters" are an all female band, and won't believe that they are mainly gentlemen from the other team...
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I prefer the Euphemisms"tribbing", "bumping donuts", "bumping cunts", "clit-clatting", "clam clashing", "pussy grinding", "mashing cookies", "grinding beans", "clam jousting", "touching tacos", "taco bumping" or "bumping fur
Can anybody recommend a cleaner to get coffee off a laptop keyboard?
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Germaine Greermentions tribadism in The Female Eunuch and I had to look it up. I was most upset that there was a sexual term that I wasn't aware of.
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I fucked a lesbian onceFanny like a baby's arse. I probably cured her.
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My $0.02I would have thought that a vacuum cleaner set to 'blow', a glass topped coffee table, a freshly plucked chicken, and a bucket of soapy frogs would be involved somehow.
Oh, and a battery operated toy dolphin.
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If you lived round these parts,the only question would be "can I watch?"
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 14:34,
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Brilliant!Your answer to #1 is the most concise, brilliantly crafted way of summing it up. Click for wisdom in expression.
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being a lesbian myself - I get asked this too1)The same reason you decided to be straight - oh wait - you didn't.
Yeah - we're born this way! Build a bridge!!
2)Any damn way we like!!!
:D
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I also dig your answer to #1And as for #2, guys (like me) can learn a lot--with mouths and hands, you can get a lot of awesome sensations. Prrrrrrrrr.
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