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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I still don’t know the answer to this one....
When people get old, what happens to their pubes?

Someone once told me that they all fall off (over time I imagine) and somebody told me they go grey.

Can anyone enlighten me?

Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:49, 23 replies)
Grey Pubes
They go grey. They go grey and your heart sinks to the bottom of your boots.
(Stop Bloody Antivirus Pro 2009, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:52, closed)
^^what he/she said.
: (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:54, closed)
Along with your boobs?
Sorry...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:35, closed)
Sadness
I was 35 yesterday and I noticed my first grey one this morning.

Kill me now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:56, closed)
Jebus!
I'm 34...

*Buys tweezers*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:03, closed)
I was 18 when I started going grey
Upstairs and downstairs, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:24, closed)
Grey is bad :(
So I shave the fuckers off...
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:57, closed)
Wow
I've learned something today :D
Thanks b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:59, closed)
Cheers for that
Something to look forward to I s'pose.
(I helped save b3ta! DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:59, closed)
...
My housemate-cum-lodger hadn't realised they go grey.

How can a user of public swimming pools or gyms get to adulthood and not realise that?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:04, closed)
He/she
possibly doesn't really pay much attention to other people's pubes in the changing rooms.

I know it's not exactly something I stare at!

Although, if you've watched Billy Connolly's 'my willy looks like Stewart Granger' routine, you'd know.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:14, closed)
But you can notice stuff without having to *look*
Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:29, closed)
the gyms and changing rooms i've always been in
have always been private ones, so it's quite possible.

blech to communal changing rooms!

what about armpit hairs, do they go grey too?
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:48, closed)
I wouldn't know, I'm 36 and shaved down there
however, if you want to see pictures, just search for the GILF hunter
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:09, closed)
When men get old

All the hair on their shins pulls itself out and moves to warmer climes such as the nostrals and ear holes.

it's a as majestic as the mass migration of the wilderbeest across the serengeti.

True story
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:41, closed)
Nakedape
I doubt if it's true, however I'm sorely tempted to now photograph myself daily for the next few decades to get a stop-gap shop of this happenning... It'll be really quite impressive in 50 or so years!
(I helped save b3ta! uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:50, closed)
its to do with
socks.

My shins are considerably less hairy than my thighs.

My chest however is almost bereft of hair, you get the occasional lurker but it looks so rubbish lying there on its own it gets plucked out
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:58, closed)
I had
a long grey ear hair the other week. im finished :(
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:56, closed)
When I went to see 'Bodyworlds' I checked
They go grey.
(uncle whippity, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:15, closed)
this is a job
for lemonparty.....
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:50, closed)
Oddly
I have distinguished greying temples, grey bits of chest hair and if I attempt a beard big chunks of that are grey too. But my pubes retain their youthful auburn hue.


NB I am a bloke
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:14, closed)
When I dated a girl who looked after people in an old folks' home
I asked her this very question.

Her reply was that it varies from person to person - some go grey, some fall out and some remain disconcertingly dark.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:42, closed)
Hmm
Well, I dyed mine when I dyed my hair a while ago (I used henna, none of that nasty chemical crap for me), so that's always an option.
(callombard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 4:31, closed)

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