I was under the impression you didn't get PMT on the pill
Tonight, so far, I have eaten:

- Half a tin of baked beans with pork sausages
- Cake
- Dinner (trout and veg)
- Half a packet of bourbon biscuits
- Half a big bag of Doritos
- A lump of cheese
- A glass of fruit juice
- More cheese
- More fruit juice
- I just stopped myself opening a jar of salsa and eating it with celery (?!)
- Half a large bar of chocolate
- A mug of hot chocolate

Seriously, what is up with my hormones tonight?! And no "Maybe you're pregnant" jokes, I am willing to bite someone's head off. Grrr. *Looks threatening*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:24, 23 replies)

I've discovered
the best way to avoid a binge is to be really fucking broke.

I ate a warmed can of Asda Smartprice chopped tomatoes for my tea, with a bit of soy sauce to give it a kick.

Oh, for some cheese and crackers...
(jennymnemonic, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:35, closed)

broke?
are you a student?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:40, closed)

I am a student
but it's the start of term so I'm not broke yet. I will be if I keep eating like this!!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:45, closed)

Ha ha!
You're a girl - with bleedy girl-bits!

>hides<
( squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:48, closed)

Well at least your tits get bigger

( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:50, closed)

Don't even get me started
on my tits getting bigger!!! They're damn well big enough already!!! *sobs quietly into tuna and mustard salad*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:54, closed)

Paracetamol and Vodka
usually does the trick

(plus early night, hot water bottle and flannel pyjamas)
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:56, closed)

I'm confused
does Paracetamol and Vodka make your tits smaller or sate binge urges?
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:00, closed)

I'd imagine
if you ate a hot water bottle and flannel pyjamas you wouldn't feel the need for anything more.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:01, closed)

the latter
who would want smaller tits?

(well teh gayers I expect)
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:04, closed)

you do know there is a reply button now?
ffs.. this is why the rest of the board think QOTWers are retarded..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:48, closed)

I'm confused
which post would the original post have been in reply to?

This seems like a legitimate stand-alone post.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:56, closed)

that was a response to the post above hers
but she replied in the same manner to jennymoronic as well..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:47, closed)

^^
And this post exemplifies why QOTW think the rest of the board are twats.

We've only just gotten these shiny new things. Took me a while to work out what they were, and this isn't the best laid out board out there.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:32, closed)

^^
And this post exemplifies why my nipples get so damned hard. Oooooooh.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:27, closed)

Eating glasses of fruit juice
is bound to make your unders bleed.....
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:19, closed)

It's alright.
You're not pregnant, and you don't have PMT.

You're just a fatty.

I'll be the one hiding now.
( gone, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 3:03, closed)

Oh, the wit & wisdom
Of Jam Master Geordie, the doyen of /talk. How we wait in QOTW for his erudite pronouncements, mostly in vain due to his reluctance to post and use up his precious reserves of humour.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 5:09, closed)

I completely feel you.
I don't use the pill anymore, instead I have an implant in my arm (just after I broke up with teh ex and I'm not getting laid AT ALL, the irony) which has stopped me from getting my period at all. Extremely useful. A bit strange at first, but I'm rocking the tampon-free lifestyle at the moment.
However, it has also caused me to have serious bouts of PMT which last for ten days... every two weeks.
I just bake cakes to deal with it, the more I cook, the less inclined I am to actually eat. :P
I still haven't found a solution to walking around teary-eyed 24/7 though...
(St. Dymphna, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:05, closed)

You don't do things by halves do you?
......oh wait, yes you do.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:50, closed)

Beans and Sausages...
...I fucking love 'em

Sorry. Just had to share that.
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:16, closed)

cough cough
Feeder!

-- runs
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:28, closed)

You're a girl?
Shouldn't you be calling yourself 'Petite chienne' then?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:00, closed)