
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Tonight, so far, I have eaten:
- Half a tin of baked beans with pork sausages
- Cake
- Dinner (trout and veg)
- Half a packet of bourbon biscuits
- Half a big bag of Doritos
- A lump of cheese
- A glass of fruit juice
- More cheese
- More fruit juice
- I just stopped myself opening a jar of salsa and eating it with celery (?!)
- Half a large bar of chocolate
- A mug of hot chocolate
Seriously, what is up with my hormones tonight?! And no "Maybe you're pregnant" jokes, I am willing to bite someone's head off. Grrr. *Looks threatening*
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:24, 23 replies)

the best way to avoid a binge is to be really fucking broke.
I ate a warmed can of Asda Smartprice chopped tomatoes for my tea, with a bit of soy sauce to give it a kick.
Oh, for some cheese and crackers...
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:35, closed)

but it's the start of term so I'm not broke yet. I will be if I keep eating like this!!
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:45, closed)

on my tits getting bigger!!! They're damn well big enough already!!! *sobs quietly into tuna and mustard salad*
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:54, closed)

usually does the trick
(plus early night, hot water bottle and flannel pyjamas)
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:56, closed)

does Paracetamol and Vodka make your tits smaller or sate binge urges?
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:00, closed)

if you ate a hot water bottle and flannel pyjamas you wouldn't feel the need for anything more.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:01, closed)

ffs.. this is why the rest of the board think QOTWers are retarded..
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:48, closed)

which post would the original post have been in reply to?
This seems like a legitimate stand-alone post.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:56, closed)

but she replied in the same manner to jennymoronic as well..
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:47, closed)

And this post exemplifies why QOTW think the rest of the board are twats.
We've only just gotten these shiny new things. Took me a while to work out what they were, and this isn't the best laid out board out there.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:32, closed)

And this post exemplifies why my nipples get so damned hard. Oooooooh.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:27, closed)

is bound to make your unders bleed.....
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:19, closed)

You're not pregnant, and you don't have PMT.
You're just a fatty.
I'll be the one hiding now.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 3:03, closed)

Of Jam Master Geordie, the doyen of /talk. How we wait in QOTW for his erudite pronouncements, mostly in vain due to his reluctance to post and use up his precious reserves of humour.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 5:09, closed)

I don't use the pill anymore, instead I have an implant in my arm (just after I broke up with teh ex and I'm not getting laid AT ALL, the irony) which has stopped me from getting my period at all. Extremely useful. A bit strange at first, but I'm rocking the tampon-free lifestyle at the moment.
However, it has also caused me to have serious bouts of PMT which last for ten days... every two weeks.
I just bake cakes to deal with it, the more I cook, the less inclined I am to actually eat. :P
I still haven't found a solution to walking around teary-eyed 24/7 though...
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:05, closed)

...I fucking love 'em
Sorry. Just had to share that.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:16, closed)

Shouldn't you be calling yourself 'Petite chienne' then?
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:00, closed)
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