Good old FHM...
Gail Porter (you know the shot I'm talking about).
Denise Richards
B*witched. This shot mainly: magazinecelebs.110mb.com/pics/b_witched/b_witched_4f.jpg

Oh, and Ginger Spice is probably why I love redheaded women.
(photoben, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Spellbound
I've been quite besotted with Siouxsie Sioux since from the age of about five (so over 25 years then). Does that count?
( The Vomiting Hitchhiker Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Manhattan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:44, 1 reply)

Off the top of my head
Rachel friend off of neighbours
Plain Jane the super brain off of neighbours
Somebody nicked Zammos bird but I spotted her first, honest.
Sabrina
Molly Ringwald
Demi Moore(in st elmos fire era)
Andi Macdowell(in st elmos fire)
Belinda Carlisle

I think i'll return with more.
(RainKing What do I put here then?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:41, 1 reply)

Ummm, I may be a furry.
When I was a preteen it was Robin Hood. And not your average Robin Hood, oh no DISNEY'S Robin Hood, who was a FOX, in the literal sense of the word. It was because of the voice.

Shameful. Still think the voice is hot though.

Through my early teens I was REALLY obsessed with Busted and had set my sights on marrying James Bourne. Because he was so "talented" and "sexy".
He's the one on the right --

Apparently he's engaged to some 18 year old now. I'm not too heartbroken about it. He looks like a CHIPMUNK, what was I thinking?!

And I'm only nineteen, so I still count as a teenager. These days I'd rather have Jensen Ackles:

(Melody was not PMSing on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:40, 7 replies)

Louise Redknapp
I had a massive poster of her when she was still Louise Nurding.
She is still extremely hot. Jamie Redknapp is a c**t.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:36, 3 replies)

Grange Hill again
Samantha Lewis off of Grange Hill, played Georgina.

So fit, that my geography teacher carried a picture of her in his wallet as her beauty transcended generations. And various laws it seems.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:34, 1 reply)

Anyone for....
....Kirsten O'Brien?

Just me then.

/coat
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:34, 1 reply)

Tiswas & other distractions
Sally James was my 1st crush unfortunately my sister wanted to watch Swapshop (the boring cow) and since our house was a democracy we had to watch both.

More of a pwapage one was the Doctor Who assistant Peri


(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:32, 8 replies)

Not sure if the time line is right
but i still have a crush on Georgia Taylor (Toyah Battersby from Corrie). I know that lesser fools would describe her as ugly but shes fantastically cute now.

If you really want a laugh, point out to star trek geeks that she looks a bit like Jeri Ryan yet also looks like shes at the opposite end of the scale. ST geeks go apeshit when I point this out.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:32, 1 reply)

erm
That one off the Wonder Years, that one off Degrassi Junior High, and Zammo's girlfriend on grange hill.

a.abcnews.com/images/WN/abc_wonder_years_070810_ssv.jpg
i43.tower.com/images/mm107008019/degrassi-junior-high-complete-first-season-pat-mastroianni-dvd-cover-art.jpg
www.grangehillfans.co.uk/schoolreport/images/Jackie_Wright.jpg

Also, any girl in an American film or TV show that carries her folder in front of her with her arms crossed.

Carried I mean! I wouldn't find that attractive now. Oh no.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Jill Dando RIP
had the best kegs on the Tube, loved looking at her in the Holiday Programme.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:20, 2 replies)

I ran over a 15 year old
With my transit van*


Does that count?




*_{may or may not have actually happened}
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:19, 1 reply)

TV show Mythbusters
is it me or is Kari Byron from the ACE Tv show Mythbusters really really good looking?

(even if she is up the duff)
(Bermuda_import Beach party this weekend, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:18, 6 replies)

list time from the eighties
janet ellis
maggie philbin
caron keating
siri neal

carrie fisher doesn't count as teenage crush 'cos i still fancy her even though she's old and mad.

actually, on that basis i'd still like to 'get to know' janet ellis and maggie philbin, the milfy wee minxes.
(amazinglasercow now sporting terawatt mining lasers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:06, 3 replies)

Foiled.
I desperately wanted to share my teenage crush with the rest of the internet. Unfortunately, just thinking about her made my hands sweaty and my fingers kept slipping off the keys.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:01, 3 replies)

Good Question
of the many teenage crushes there were to that stood out.

First, Jet from Gladiators. The lifeseize poster on the back of my door was her homage.

Then, Cleo Rocos from the Kenny Everett show. When she was on i-am-a-failing-shitbag-get-me-on-tv and was just lovely. Good mornin' to those puppies
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:38, 5 replies)

Because I'm worth it.
My earliest recollection of advertising on TV was around 1973-1974. I think we'd just got colour, and I vividly remmember those blonde-hair-tossing girls promoting various shampoos, in summer dresses, bathed in sunlight, with trees and cherry blossom.

As far as I can remember it was while watching said adverts that little BPA popped out the open slit in my pyjamas and had a nose around. I must have been around 7.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:35, 1 reply)

Gloria's knockers / glorious knockers
I was in love with a girl called Gloria.

Gloria had wonderful, long blonde hair and _cough_ glorious knockers.

After a few days of minor stalky behaviour, I found that Gloria worked in the local chip chop. Not the chippie by the station, owned by a man who was the living spit of Mao Tse Tung, where hungry punters queued down the road; but Greasy Joe's in the village which always appeared to be empty and survived solely on drunken punters falling out of the pub at closing time.

It was resolved. I would save some money from my paper round, stride into Greasy Joe's and impress her with my fish-and-chip buying skills. Heaven knows, she might even speak to me.

The day came. I wasn't hungry, because my mum had insisted I have my tea before I went out, and I arrived at Greasy Joes both bloated and nervous.

And there she was: Hair up in a net, glorious chest hidden behind an apron, bored out for her mind in an empty shop with nothing but a TV for company.

"Yeah – what do you want?"

She spoke to me. She actually spoke to me.

"Meep..."

"Pardon?"

"Meeep... portion of chips please."

"Want salt an' vinegar on that?" she asked, all the time staring at the television set.

"tits"

"WHAT?!"

And from the back of the shop, hidden from view, came the voice of Greasy Joe himself: "WANK-ERRRR!"

"Shut up, Dad. He's in my year at school."

I grabbed my salt-and-vinegar-free chips and fled to the park, where they tasted as dust in my mouth.

Me and Gloria. It was over. I went back to Janet Ellis and the Grattan catalogue (pages 210-238).

Oh, and Princess from Battle of the Planets
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:29, 4 replies)

Anneka Rice.
The sight of her arse wobbling away, looking for some treasure, was a highlight of my week.
The day her tracksuit split, and her knickers were on view, well...my bedroom carpet was like a plasterer's bucket. I'd have walked over razors, just to wank on her shadow.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:29, Reply)

The middle Hanson
Took me weeks before I found out it was a guy
( gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:25, 4 replies)

Carrie Fisher/Princess Leia
Is this just that little bit too cliché?

Carrie Fisher in the gold bikini, chained up? Absolute 100% winner in my 14 year-old opinion and still so in my 27 year-old opinion.
(Angio can smell your fear just by looking at you., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:06, 2 replies)

Weird Science
I had a crush on Kelly Le Brock in Weird Science for a while. I think that's why I love Eighties knickers even now. Forget the thong which dissapears up the arse crack and covers a neatly shaven clam, I want a girl in y-fronts with a nicely kempt shrubbery (think Sigourney Weaver in Alien)
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:01, 8 replies)

Student teacher
Notre Dame High School, Norwich. Circa 1999 during my A levels.

Ms. Walker was a student biology teacher who was really short but perfectly (and I mean perfectly) formed. Ah, how I wished to practice biology and not just learn about it...
(Angio can smell your fear just by looking at you., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

That bloke who plays Frank Butcher.
The idea of him wriggling around all up in me guts just really does it for me. And just imagine that fist-full of sovereign rummaging around up there! Phwoar!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:52, 11 replies)

Clio
Nicole? Papa?

*spurt*


*not papa. he wasn't my type. just the lovely estelle skornik. the epitome of French sauciness.
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:51, 1 reply)

I never had just one, I always had a few....
Jennifer Connelly from Labyrinth (and Requiem for a Dream for obvisous reasons)

Samantha Fox and Linda Lusardi....and I still would to this day.

Geri Halliwell when she went solo, no idea why, think it was the curves.

Kirstie Alley, and again I still would.

And of course every geeks goddess......Carrie Fisher ala Return of the Jedi

I could go on but if I do, im not going to be able to stand up from my office chair without a certain level of embarrasment......
( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:50, 4 replies)

Crush? It was love I tell you!
...and even 10 years later I shiver when I think that i had such improper thoughts of her.

"Who?" I hear you say.

Think chunky
Think ginger
Think helicopters
Think nortern football manager
Think inbred
Think royalty

and for the slow ones at the back Clickety-click

She has miraculously got better with age but I still struggle to understand the attraction and how my head is wired.
(skintagain, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I was
14 when Trainspotting came out.

Thank you Kelly MacDonald for airing your furbelow.

And thank you inventor of the 'move video one frame forward' dial on our video.

You both made living in a small village populated almost entirely by pensioners nearly palatable.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)