THIS MAKES ME SICK
A week of middle class cunts taking the piss out of those people who are cast out on the streets, probably as a result of mental illness, abuse, and neglect. Ha fucking ha! Whichever self-centred prick came up with this idea (probably someone who has the mental age of a three year old and the personality, looks, way with the ladies, and waistline of the comic book guy off the Simpsons), should be taken out back and given a good hiding.

What next week - lets take the piss out of cancer patients?
(Emms Scracci, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:13, 49 replies)

are you in the right place?
this is B3ta you know...an irrevernt, taking the piss, don't take yourself too seriously place
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:16, closed)

dam you beat me to it

(radial head fracture, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:19, closed)

Hello
and Welcome to b3ta.

Were you looking for fluffykittens.com and accidentally came here?
Awww, never mind. Here: I've made a link for you

Tuh tah
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:20, closed)

mate
it's a broken link. Fluffy kittens is here.
(photoben, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:34, closed)

link
that noise made my ears bleed :(
(Crompton, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:56, closed)

Not wanting to disapoint

How many cancer victims does it take to change a light bulb?
None: they're too weak to climb the ladder.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:23, closed)

How many homeless people does it take to change a light bulb
NONE.. cardboard boxes dont have them!
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:26, closed)

Er,
YES!

Did you read the instructions on the way here?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:55, closed)

You've met Kaol then?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:49, closed)

I have a strong suspicion this is true.
No wonder there's so much overwhelming hatred.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:17, closed)

Er...do fook off
*ignore*
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:50, closed)

^^ This^^
*Ignores*
(toomanydecibels has bleeding ears on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:31, closed)

hells yh
Well some are comic gold


(i aint im one of the grumpy ones)
(roadkillontoast, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:53, closed)

Ahh, you're new here, aren't you?
Go back to reading your Guardian, you lentil-knitting clunge.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:55, closed)

Dunno
It used to be a lot nicer around these parts.
( rofl harris, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:24, closed)

I wouldn't be too sharp with your words
Kaol is a stabby vampire
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:02, closed)

.
Fuck. Right. Off.
(Home Bargains was last seen wanking like a safari park chimp:, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:19, closed)

What next week - lets take the piss out of cancer patients?
Wasn't that a previous question of the week?
(Falco, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:51, closed)

o
Fuk off you homeless prick lol.
(An amusing and topical username, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:14, closed)

Surely taking the piss out of cancer patients is only relevant if
They've had cancer of the kidney and are on dialysis?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:51, closed)

Damn you beat me too it!
I was working on a gag involving a catheter but I won't bother now.
(Helixdaunting, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:19, closed)

So you know for next time..
There is a dedicated forum for QOTW suggestions.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:03, closed)

Death makes me sick!
No more jokes about anything to do with death! No more racist jokes about people of various nationalities entering pubs and what not! No more jokes about vehicles! They can KILL! No more jokes about peanuts! Some people are allergic! No more jokes about bananas! Sometimes people slip on them and feel silly!

This is a place to share funny/amusing/heartwarming/awful stories about anything. Jokes are needed in society otherwise we'd all fail to enjoy life and end up miserable. They are ways of making horrible subjects more digestible and so lightening peoples spirits.

You don't have to visit this page any more if you don't like it!
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:14, closed)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:33, closed)

^^ I'm with him
(hes my boyfriend)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:32, closed)

13 days
and you've figured that we're middle class cunts who like to take the piss. Take a long hard look at yourself and ask yourself why you joined this site after no doubt lurking for some time.

FUCK OFF
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:04, closed)

Kaoltard

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:17, closed)

Im not middle class
Do I have to leave?
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:41, closed)

I wholeheartedly agree
But from where i'm from we love our local legend. He's the happiest man in town.

Johnny wellies ftw!
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 5:19, closed)

Ah! A fellow Sintelliner...
I presume?

I vote Johnny Wellies (just Johnny to his, erm, friends) as TotW (Tramp of the Week)
(har mar supermarket, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:05, closed)

I hope you get cancer
and become homeless then we could cover two themes with one QOTW
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:16, closed)

This person is either completely deluded about where he is or it's a wind up.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:47, closed)

I think this is, quite frankly, disgusting.
In fact, THIS MAKES ME SICK.
A middle-class cunt, taking the piss out of an internet user, from behind the safety of a keyboard.
Ha fucking ha!
How do you know I'm not the way I am as a result of mental illness, abuse and neglect?
In my opinion, you should be taken out the back and given a good hiding.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:20, closed)

You ARE the way you are as a redult of mental illness, abuse and neglect.
Now get back in your box, mongo!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:08, closed)

how many tramps does it take to change a cancer patient?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:04, closed)

Depends how many organs need replacing.

( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:08, closed)

I'm quite middle class
but I haven't posted a story on QOTW for ages.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:01, closed)

Even middle-class twats can be lazy cunts.

( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:16, closed)

Tru Dat

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:20, closed)

I resent the constant slandering of middle-class cunts
have you actually read this site before? had you failed to notice that the patrons take the piss out of everything subject that comes along regardless of what it is?

why not get down off that high horse and roll around in the filth with the rest of us. It's a lot more enjoyable, and you might come across as less of a self-righteous piss-ant.

twat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:03, closed)

You're missing the all important, vital fact here...
TRAMPS ARE FUNNY!!!

I mean, REALLY FUCKING FUNNY!!!

Please disappear from here and pollute the problem pages of your local shitrag with your quasi-liberal twattery, you useless waste of DNA... I'm sure there's a plastic bag that needs recycling in your locality that needs your urgent attention.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:41, closed)

We already take the piss out of cancer patients
Haven't you seen Sickipedia?
(razakel, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:12, closed)

OH NO
A cunt.
Complaining about other cunts.
On b3ta.
WILL THE HORROR NEVER END?
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:55, closed)

A tear!
That could cause a tear in the space-time cuntinium!
(Wooden meal is. Or is he?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:57, closed)

Will somebody please think of the cunts
Especially those cunts with cancer.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:01, closed)

I feel bad now,
but don't worry, this should fix things
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:10, closed)

wat no horsies
.
(roadkillontoast, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:31, closed)

Take the piss
Take the piss out of cancer patients!
What a fantastic fucking idea.
I'm all for that.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:15, closed)

I think you'll find that's
"let's" not "lets"

Surely the right-on can spell?
( chthonic, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:43, closed)