Little things that turn you onWhat are the odd little things that turn you on? OK, so nudity (or a pulse) does it for most people, but everyone's got their own quirks. Tell B3ta about it. It's all the for the best, you know.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 15:16)
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RockersWith long hair and guitars. Especially Fender Strats. Mmmmmm.
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hmmmbiting and scrathing are good, women also nice, nice breasts, not too big, not too small.
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Tourettes.Woof!
Well, maybe a slightly more intimate relative of tourettes- someone who'll unexpectedly start whispering sweet filth in my ear and secretly get kinda grubby in inappropriate situations... on the tube, weddings, job interviews, during dinner with their parents, at the police station - you get the idea.
Grrr! Oh, you tease...
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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 22 Feb 2005, 18:24,
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Belay Bunny'sshort, toned climbings girls, so when you finish your climbing and lean back onto the wall theres a surge up the rope as the girls weight just holds you as you go down and when you meet her at the bottom you see she's being lifted up.
also having girls follow the route you have taken on a bouldering wall or following there route over a bouldering wall.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 17:02,
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little things that turn me onTinkerbell from the film " Hook". "oh a play on words, how droll!!". No, i'm being totaly serious. the little slut. she just does not know how much trouble she would be in if i got my grubby little mits on her. i would need a hell of a lot of KY for what i have planned. it would be like trying to fit a sausage through the eye of a needle. NNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaahhh.
i need to lie down. I think i just popped a vain in my head.
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Girls who are boys, Who like boys to be girls, Who do boys like they’re girls...Seeing as I am Teh Bi :
anyone that blurs gender boundaries
A hint at largely obscured cleavage
Eyes, without a doubt.
Cute noses, nice skin.
suits
nice boots
graceful fingers
the right words
geordie and scottish accents. drool...
limited amount of facial hair
the hint of chest hair at the top of a shirt
massage of the right points..
Other stuff that is far too rude and self identifying for here ;)
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freaky!singing jingle bells at the top of my voice
(in class this got me chucked out)
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another onethe ding a gameboy makes when you turn it on
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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:57,
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The whole general mish-mash....Years of lurking, and finally this topic has my popping my posting cherry. Fitting I suppose.
My proper respose would be that it's easier to list what *doesn't* turn me on, but that's really no fun. I'll just hit some of the more interesting bits.
1. Some mentioned thunderstorms earlier... Nothing like a stifilingly hot and humid day when breathing breaks you out in a sweat, where inhaling makes you feel like you are drowning. Suddlenly, the temprature drops, the air electrifies, clouds roll, in... that period of anticipation... BOOM! The sky cracks open, lighting, thunder, torents of rain, and the little (figuratively) soldier stands up to salute. Holy monkey lovin!
2. A lady in a babydoll t-shirt. Specifically, when the shirt is so tight, horizontal stress lines show up between her
norks... a la:
snipurl.com/cyrq
3. A lady with short hair in pigtails, where the hair is parted through the middle and the pigtails are tied very low on the head, like so:
snipurl.com/cyrt
(random internet pic... she's not that cute, but the hair kicks it up a few notches for me)
4. A woman who knows what she wants, and isn't afraid to take it from me. I was never into biting until this girl I met. Seemed like all she wanted to do is leave red markings (not hickies, but bite marks) all over my chest and neck. Hurt like hell the way she did it, but it hurt soooo good.
5. Smarts. Intelligence does it big, as does a willingness to learn. I'm prone to go into dork-mode and start bringing up interesting bits of information about weather phenomena, Akhenaton's monotheistic experiment, ect. at any time, and any woman that can hold a conversation about random bookish topics, or eagerly sits and listens as I babble on is a woman I want to spend some time with between the sheets... weird but true.
Length, girth? You know you like it...
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Sets me right up for the dayI love it if my GF is having a long lie in when I am getting ready for work. She looks like a wee kitten when she is sleeping and normaly gets too hot so her bum and at least one of her long legs are out from under the covers. Oooooohhh I have the raging horn just thinking about it.
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Its just a wee thingHaving a donkey in a gimp mask and straw hat eating grass and hay out my arse that I placed there for it while I fwap away over my GF's lady bits.
Its hardly anything. Infact I feel a bit stupid having wasted your time with it.
Sorry.
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has anyone mentioned this yet?It should be stopped, all of it:
www.stopclownpornnow.org/
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mrbrong, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:36,
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A pulse is surelya good place to start, but that's not always stopped me (heh).
I have this thing about tall redhead women. There's a lass that comes to my work on a night that I work and my god she gives the the horn. Aaah well.
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cuntmuffin, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:24,
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what turns you onooh cute goth men with long hair, who are well read and over 5.9. I like a man who is intelligant and extremely geeky. My ex spent half an hour translating a poem by horace for me into english and it got me going hehe.
The more submissive a man is the better. I like men who appreciate the finer points of comics and computer games. Though it is surprisingly hard to find men like this oh well
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Girlies with a posh accent alsoa really wet and messy session is always good too if you know what I mean.
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Goldfish_, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:17,
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Turn on coupled with confession...I love the way a woman smells on the back of her neck. I'll bet that's where the pheromones are released (besides, where would my nose be during "the act"? Near her neck, regardless of position).
I worked with one woman I was quite taken with, and when no one was looking I'd sniff the collar of her labcoat (never had the guts to do while she was in it, though).
Does the L by my screen name stand for "LOSER" or what?
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:15,
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the little things she does.....crack whore prostitutes standing in the rain, crying. My girlfriend likes to surprise me in her "get up" all the time. On my way home from work, in the car park, surprise! there she is,whoring her self out, smacked out her skull. thing is, i have never mentioned i like it before. it's not realy my thing. still, the extra money she brings in is nice. payed for my new football boots.
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Errm...Magic Mushrooms always make me hornier than a horn toad. Want several hours of being totally induldged in every way possible - buy me a box of mushies and get your kit off ;-)
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Receptionistsfemale, feline, power dressed, thong wearing ... well I have to imagine the last bit.
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Buck TeethI find my self irresistibly drawn to women who are 'Dentally Challenged'. People with dead straight whitened teeth just scare me.
Also, once knew a girl who would only sleep with people if they wore a miners head torch and a woolly jumper, rekon that’s a fairly unique fetish.
What ever floats your boat, right?
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clapperclapper...you turn me on. A lot. Now I need to go to the (ahem) toilet.
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HeightI've been known to bed some right growlers just because they are 6 ft plus.
Being 6'4 a tall lady is a big thing for me.
That and norks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
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well.....one of my friends got a semi-on when i jokingly began to chew on his long sexeh hair.
It worries me that i seem better at turning men on than women. I'm not gay, i swear, it just amuses me to act like i am.
Oh and ladies with tattoos, preferably similar to the ones i have, but it's hard to find women with executioners and the grim reaper tattooed on them.... For some reason.
Oh, and a mate of mine had a weird fixation with porn stars in little christmas outfits, you know, the red mini skirts with the white fluffy lining? He used to get so excited at christmas and i was the only one who really knew why.
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