Everyone who has the nerve to be cleverer, better looking or more successful than me.
Arselickers and brown-nosers, the lot of them. FHRRRRRRGHHH. *rage*
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:34, 1 reply)

Tony Hayward.
Not only did BP cause the biggest environmental disaster in history, but then this little shit who's supposedly in charge of BP has the temerity to complain, "I'd like my life back."

I'm sure that the Gulf of Mexico fishermen would like to return to theirs as well, you overpaid privileged pasty-faced inbred twat.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:17, 27 replies)

Every Single Banker
However much you hate Clegg and his crowd. Let's not forget that it was the bankers that gambled all the money away and then didn't even say thanks when we bailed them out.

And still they have the temerity to collect their bonuses at the end of the year.
(chilling, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:09, 26 replies)

My brother.
For jumping from behind his van throwing me to the ground and stuffing snow in my mouth. Sap.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

It's got to be Clegg
What a fucking cunt.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 14:40, 2 replies)

Whoever created that picture that definitely does NOT make me "moist". (cr3...?)
Jesus H tap-dancing, Bieber-shaving Christ in a sidecar.
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 14:12, 12 replies)

Old Father Time
What do you mean I'm 35 now?! When the fuck did that happen?

Time.

You.

Cunt.
(Thebigfella, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:52, 23 replies)

Every Liberal Democrat everywhere
Where's your hoity-toity, holier than thou, "ooh, we're different", "be the change" shite now?

It's not just Clegg who's sold his tuchus to Cameron. It's the whole lot of them: Cable, Hughes, Campbell, right down to the grassroots. All those posturing bastards who sneered at the other political parties for not being progressive, honest or "fair"

Now, as higher education is ripped out of the hands of ordinary people, thousands upon thousands lose their jobs and the economy floats down the pan on the back of purely ideological cuts, we see the Lib Dems for what they are: limp-wristed, spineless, gutless, corporate little bitches. To use Bill Hicks's phrase: suckers of Satan's cock every single one of them.
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:51, 8 replies)

Vince Cable
For fumbling the biggest chance in three decades to limit the poisonous influence of the Murdoch family because he was too busy boasting to a couple of pretty girls.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:50, 8 replies)

Gordon Brown and the Labour Party
In all the anti-coalition rhetoric, lets not forget the cnuts that led us to the debt-ridden/cut ravaged place we are now...
(Darth Thump, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:45, 7 replies)

My vote goes to The Goat
Because in ancient Mesopotamian society, if you were to go up to somebody and shout "THE GOAT", they would look at you funny and think you were suspicious and quite possibly evil.

This is also true of ancient Greece.

And Harrow town centre.
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Me!
right.upthear.se/questions/b3tapersonoftheyear2010/post1010786
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Richard Littlejohn
surely?
(TheFlyingOnion. looking forward to, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:35, 2 replies)

Monty Boyce
His massive drugs lies have just gone too far now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:21, 5 replies)

Got to be Nick Clegg
Never, in the field of British politics, have so many people been let down in so short a time.
Somehow, the words "spineless amoral cunt" just don't seem adequate.

Can I also nominate Piers Morgan for the Fellowship award for a lifetime of cuntishness?
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:21, 1 reply)

Nick Clegg
He betrayed millions of students, such as myself.

It seems the only thing he can do is bend over for the PM and let him have his wicked way with him.

Major kudos to the students for not doing the same.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:10, 23 replies)

Julian Assange
for raising unrealistic expectations of sexual interaction amongst the internerd community worldwide.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Me
For somehow unknowingly inspiring This

Edit: pah I see now
Relurks
(epicsnail Likes working nights, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:02, 10 replies)

If it's not me then I swear to god I'm going to do something bad I swear to god this time I'll do it I fucking swear.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:55, 1 reply)

Cat-bin lady
May the old frump BURN IN HELL
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:54, 4 replies)

Scaryduck, et al
For bringing us a second week of this shit.
( le brian, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:51, 3 replies)

The unknown disturbed person who trapped a wasp in my wheelie bin.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:41, 4 replies)

Yeah, it's obvious
People who camp on the QOTW homepage pressing F5 so they can get in with "FIRST!"

Wretches, the lot of them ;)
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:40, 1 reply)

Hulk Hogan
for destroying the World Trade Centre, the musclebound walrus-tached cunt.

I've seen the photographic evidence, there's no conspiracy there.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:39, 1 reply)

Baldmonkey
arse, third
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

first...balls second
Predictable but that spinless turncoat Clegg.
History would remember you as the man who sold the youth of the future up the river. But since the universities will be full of the Rich and the Welsh no one will remember.

And a honourable mention to the rozzers who decied to enact their own Little Britan Sketch on Jody Mcintrye.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Baldmonkey!
Hahaha! eat my shorts Johnodin.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:37, 9 replies)