I think I speak for us all when I say
'I hope Dr Skagra dies in a fire'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 19:20, 4 replies)

If scaryduck hadn't been banged up we might actually get a new question once in a while.
I think on balance everyones kids are safer this way though.
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 19:00, 3 replies)

AWWWWWW MAMA
Can this really
be the end
To be stuck inside b threeta
with a month-old q again
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 18:45, 6 replies)

Maaaaan
Where did all the good questions go?
(Noosepeg Muff punched your grandma, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Skied skiff lacked cripple poncho
Silky saddle liked howl lash pox salts - irked polio prawn, mused plod. Halyard saga: hoopla! Druid lama worms.

Soft wig eunuchs error, node cube yang… opus web urge. Gosh. Wiped few fibs, gear: alien barb hook, hug drain, goad foe cub. Sago urea flushed - ought did dhow quid.

Dhobi ague - dying bodies - virus fume. Vice sham gaffe used - imbue icebox heft. Noisy hog dens woke each guff - bend musk, do stalk and jest.

Sad sods astir. Yews twiggy, so wowed fob jowl. Dab sky - dab woe - gibe waved lax bias – why?! Goo egg hock-jam camp. Nexus null. Kiss shady shadows, haddock pock! Loss cod! SLAM. Cask asked - skid asked - ash opium. Hour ego hag, huff levy, weeded pileup.

Say, bug his hobo kelp wing bowl numb?

Polyp hooch gown wren - the bows bops bones, capons haled peal miner breech – whoop! Poised nana nosed nape, kopek hop, cap dips. Gnome exacts polymer web – banjo; bosky zesty treadle-pulp, neap nosh – note! Chapel-like own nest swum. Skip – ouch! Inch guy hue biff – true. Jump nigh yolk, munch-gutter waxy bun-jam. Hobo had tiff, chug jib jingo lump, doffs dole jab – whey-dished jab, Dad.

Deaf sofas (faded) - fusses defused - juju squid lark dosed!

Usurp scoop, oozy daisy; our sapwoods ail, kale poke. Hooey - nifty oases.

Loci up.

Got fact, so defrag thy uric kink, hick!

Ghoul ugh.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 17:51, 1 reply)

SECOND!!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Nov 2014, 17:34, Reply)

FIRST!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 17:00, Reply)

Is now the appropriate time to get my bum out?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 16:01, 6 replies)

( Zuowan, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 15:52, 4 replies)

I'd just like to say that I was here the day that Qotw was finally abandoned.

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 15:50, Reply)

( Zuowan, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 15:43, 1 reply)

"Ow much did she charge you?" quipped Cleggy.
"Fiver," replied Compo.
"Bollocks. I had full penetration off her for forty quid," fumed Cleggy.
"Aye, but she only tossed me salad," remarked Compo.
"By'eck," uttered Cleggy. "Come on, I get us a round in," he added.
"I got to brush my teeth first," replied Compo. "I had to toss her salad as well," he added.
Cleggy broke his gaze from Compo and slowly walked away shaking his head in disbelief.
( $$ ✅, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:59, Reply)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need cleggy ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
( $$ ✅, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 10:52, 1 reply)

just when you thought the site was as shit as it could get

(exB3tatroll, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 10:20, 1 reply)

Living in Redditch for a brief period
these were inevitable.

Wedding number 1. I was an onlooker as the "reception" was basically taking place in my local. Teenage groom, bride in her forties, I swear her (school age) children had tattoos, words were obviously exchanged at some point between the two families, it all kicked off. A guy I vaguely knew looked down (we were on the balcony) at the chaos. "Yossers" he said, quite rightly, he was later convicted of murdering his wife with a sawn-off.

wedding number 2. I worked with both M (female) and her bloke D, M was a bright young lady with great norks, D worked in the packing department, a complete piss-head who'd always miss at least one day a month due to drinking, in the mornings you could smell the cider on his breath. Everyone knew M could do better for herself, but she'd been going out with D since the year dot and probably thought she could improve him. Wrong.

At the wedding, D was obviously pissed, towards the end of the evening he came up to me. "You've always fancied M, haven't you?" he slurred. I did my best to make a non-committal comment, in case I was going to get a beating, yes I often wondered what those norks looked like, but had never taken it further.

"Well, I tell you what" D continued, "why don't you take her home and fuck her tonight, I've got my eye on the bridesmaid."

Tempting though this was, I declined. The marriage lasted six months, several years later D was hit by a car and killed as he staggered home from the pub.

I don't miss Redditch.
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:37, 5 replies)

Well.
Well?
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:03, 1 reply)

I've never been to a wedding.
So I don't have anything to say on the matter.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 22:48, Reply)

this place is dead on it is arse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 22:37, 7 replies)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need norman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
(immadme, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 22:34, Reply)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need norman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 21:38, Reply)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need norman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
( $$ ✅, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 20:34, Reply)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need norman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 19:59, Reply)

The limo we got from the chapel to the breakfast was a stretch Humvee. It had a dancefloor, and a pole, in case we passed any groups of feral, stripping midgets we fancied picking up, and was pumping out the latest tunes on a massive speaker system ...
with accompanying TVs all over the shop.

I'm pretty sure the whole thing was powered entirely by the tears of starving third world children.

It was great.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 16:06, 4 replies)

Marriage.
Where men willingly sign away future property/earnings.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 15:16, 4 replies)

I'm dreaming, of a new question,
just like ones I used to know...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Wedding etiquette
I was a bit miffed not to be invited to a mate's wedding.

Then I remembered that I'd slept with both his wife-to-be AND his sister*, so reckoned he was probably right.

Mind you, I could probably have done quite a fun speech - it could have been titled "Compare and Contrast"... They could have had a sweepstake to see how far I got before being attacked by his family!

* Not at the same time
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:57, 1 reply)

I'm looking forward to Weddings Part 3.
A two month long extravaganza
(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 12:43, Reply)

let it go

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 9:54, 4 replies)

Congratulations.
This wedding thread has now outlasted most marriages.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 8:59, 3 replies)