What embarassing answer will you give to your grandchildren?
Our grandchildren may ask us questions about where we were when Maddie got abducted, Princess Diana became a celebrity or on 9/11.

Sadly, on 9/11, it happened during my break. I had came home from school and started up my computer. Then I visited stickyhole.com. During 9/11, I was spanking it to Asian porn.

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(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

Asians aren't sexy to me. Ew.

(63956, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

asian chicks GMTRFH
Until they start eating each other's poo. That's kinda where I draw the line.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

GMTRFH?
Wassat?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

"Give Me The Right Fucking Horn"
I must disagree here, honestly. I find Asians very unsexy. They do nothing for me.
(63956, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

They make right funny noises when fucking.
According to porn, which is always right.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

I have no particular preference when it comes to race.
But the majority of my exes are far-eastern.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)

My preferences are distinctly caucasian.
Not a fan of other races sexually.
(63956, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

SOUTH AFRICAN IS PRO WHITE SHOCKER!
Just kidding.

Whats Sun City like?
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

Sun City is great fun!
Is your Mum there?
(63956, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

Yeah. She didnt ring for five days, I thought some kaffers had rammed her off the road.
She says Sun City is fab.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

Um. If you don't mind, please don't say Kaffirs, it's very offensive.
Ta.

Sun City has loads to do. Shows, casinos, golf, games, movies, water world, great fun!
(63956, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

If you say Kaffir over and over again, it starts sounding like you're saying "Fuck Off"
LOL LOL
(__, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

:(

(63956, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

ASIANIST

(__, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

someone I worked with once confided in me
that before he got married he wanted to try "a bit of paki, a bit of chinky and a bit of black"

so, that was nice
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)

hes got the right idea though

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

Interest in ethnic cuisine is highly commendable.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

and tasty!

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)

Arf!

(63956, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

I don't even mind when they do that
Because they're Asians. :D
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)

I dreamt the McCanns were on a chat show last night
and the person hosted it revealed Maddie to be back stage. The parents then were shocked, because they thought they had killed her.

Turned out it was an elaborate plot by the BBC to get them to confess. Really quite odd.
(__, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

And during 9/11, I was doing an ICT assignment
Which happened to be a brochure about going to New York. It would have been funny if I searched for picture of New York landmarks on Google, only to have been shown two burning buildings. But the internet was down. I was very close to being the first person in my class to find out.
(__, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

When I found out Diana had died I was experiencing my first ever hangover
It was the morning after my birthday and I felt ROUGH.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

although maybe not as rough as Henri Paul...
;)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

Haha no, presumably not
'Noon Archie
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

a fine 'noon to you too :D

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)

I had a terrible dream
I had a dream that my binary watch was broken. Yes, that's my beautiful binary watch, a watch that displays the time in binary, and it was broken. I was distraught. I didn't know what to say. Then I woke up, scrambling desperately for my watch to check that it was okay. It was. I breathed a sigh of relief. I lived happily ever after.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

when Diana died I was watching late night News 24 with my brother
his exact words were "quid says she karks it" *

he collected it too, the bastard

_{*it was the first report saying she was "injured"}
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

I was at home
and saw it all on the telly shortly after it happened
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

I heard about the Princess Death while very drunk in a car being driven by man with no legs.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

Can't remember with Maddie,
didn't know what the Twin Towers were, pissed off they cancelled CITV for Diana.
( LC! lyk omg, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

I was annoyed that they cancelled this science show with Carol Vorderman
I think I was at swimming lessons the day of Diana's death, and wanting to get back home in time for Carol Vorderman. My mum explained that it'd most likely not be on. I threw a tantrum. Lol.

EDIT: 15,000 POSTS!
(__, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)

O yes, Carol is far more important than Di
I mean, Di was/(is?) do-able, but not to the extent that lovely Carol is.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Do you just come here to make the rest of us feel old?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

I was staying at my gran's house for the weekend with my mum and dad.

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

That's exactly what I do, fossil.

( LC! lyk omg, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

:(

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

9/11 i was in bali, nobody really cared
i found out diana had died while getting a blow job
( mongychops, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

Diana died whilst getting a blow job?

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

When the London bombings kicked off
I was on my way down the M5 for a day out at Weston. At one point on the M5 southbound there's a single information board which says the status of the roads going to London. It simply said "LONDON: MAJOR INCIDENT TURN ON RADIO"

unfortunately I was in someone elses car who thinks listening to the news is "only for sad people and grannys, innit" so I couldn't find out what was happening
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)

Haha

(__, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

That's a good story,
I was on here when the bombings happened, which meant I knew everything that happened almost instantly.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

and 9/11 I had just flown out of Los Angeles airport en route to Rarotonga
so by the time we landed it had already happened. We just went to bed in the hostel, completely oblivious while my family and friends were trying to find out if I was stuck in LA, diverted to somewhere else or what
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

I was in Oxford for an interview thing
planning on going to London the next day to see one of my friends, which I proceeded to do...by train then tube.

The mood on the tube was a bit strange to say the least, you coul see everyone keeping one eye on the chap wearing a turban with a large bag sat at his feet
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

I was in maths,
and our maths teacher wouldn't let us listen to the news.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

9/11: working in the design studio of a shitty printers in Mansfield with very talented people
Diana: Clearing up at the end of a busy night in a shitty nightclub in Mansfield
Maddy: itwasn'tmeyoucan'tproveanythingwhere'syourevidence?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

When Diana died
I was out with friends in town. I was wearing a tiara. Someone said 'you look like Di in that fucking thing' so I threw it to the floor and it broke into teeny bits.

Then she was dead

Coincidence? I think not. I did it, it was me
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

Do you have a Bono hat?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

pffft
no. I have some Bono glasses but I like him in a wrong crush way so I cant kill him. Sorry about that
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

I nevere really had much of a problem with Bono until I did the Geldof and Bono double act in the cabaret.
I really fucking hate the cunt who played Bono, and now it seems to have rubbed off on the real one.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

Or a "I look like any of the cunts of T4" mask?
I so loathe them, you would get a medal!
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Or a Pete Docherty trilby?

(__, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

I was in school in America on 11 September.
We turned on the TV, saw the buildings on fire, then my teacher turned it off and said, "Sorry, you have to take this history quiz." Whereas I was freaking out worrying about family.

This is the same teacher who bragged about learning German but still couldn't translate "arbeit macht frei." I, Jewish girl, had to do it for him.

Oh, and I was bowling on my friend's birthday when Diana died.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

I was working for an american company at the time
When the news came through about 9/11, they all fucked off home. One of the engineers (who had been in the army in Northeren Ireland)came through to our part of the building rattling a tin "for the middle eastern freedom fighters". Oh how we laughed.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Pffft.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

I spent the whole of the day on 4rthur for the london bombings
from the first bang on the line before it was clear what was happening right up to the end of the day

9/11, I think was before I joined b3ta, but I remember thinking it was a drastic way to get a day off work, we watched it on the TV in the office, and I went out at lunchtime and bought up loads of tinned foods that I needed
(Dangermouse., Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

9/11 was the same week the boards opened.

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

*dramatic music*
*close up on suspicious eyes*
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)

4rthur cunts mumble bastards mumble

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

we all were, it's true

(Dangermouse., Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)

I am amused that out of that whole message the main thing that is talked about is the porn.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)