woop woop
im super happy, im off to ipswich for a paid job trial, with all expenses paid for a week.

reckon i can blag hookers as expenses.. or have they all been killed now :(

if i get this job, i get a car, a phone, and loooooooadsa moneh
(Neomancer last looked smug on, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)

Shatner.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)

COCK TUESDAY
*click 'I like this' if you love Cock Tuesday*

Wow, thanks for the support guys.
( WormuIus, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)

Shatner.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)

ONE MORE

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)

T J Hooker

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)

Just keep clicking them all.
One will have one less click than needed.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)

click mine above you

( WormuIus, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)

its the one that hasn't been clicked

( WormuIus, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)

it has,

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)

I posted two Shatners

( WormuIus, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)

I've clicked them all.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)

then why do I only have one Shatner on the Popular page
Eitehr you or Bud hasn't clicked one of mine.
( WormuIus, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)

the one above
and the one which was a new thread
( WormuIus, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)

Shatner

( RiverBlues Hello, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)

Shatner?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)

Mushroom mushroom

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)

OMG I'M GOING TO SAY
'SHATNER'
SO MAYBE MY NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE POPULAR PAGE
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)

You're just upset that your post is soon to go.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)

You're already on the popular page for your
ace dig at Sync.
( FoldsFive, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)

Not any more.
There's a wave of Shatner now.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)

WHY WON'T IT GO?

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)

It probably got loads of clicks
and's staying on because of relative popularity.

I don't know if it works like that.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)

Because she's a girl.
And because she poked the current pariah of the board.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)

I didn't do it for fun
he got me cross and upset ONLINE
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)

Don't get me wrong. He deserved a slap and you gave him one.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)

What is the collective term for a group of Shatners ?
A Kirk of Shatners?
( FoldsFive, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)

A girdle of Shatners

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)

I bet she didn't get branded a bully when she pwned him.
Sexism. Blatant sexism.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)

You do suck at being human though, don't forget that.

( FoldsFive, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)

Pissankles.
I meant to change my sig. I'm such a bully.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)

I feel intimidated simply being in the same thread as you.
Rotter.
( FoldsFive, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)

I must be stopped.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)

You're destroying everything in your path.

( FoldsFive, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)

Isn't the popular page great?
Loads of morons pawing at their screens to try and touch the words they like.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)

The popular page, right...
is shit. Worst thing to ever be added on here.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)

It only works on /board

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)

I'd say /links too
But here? It's just an ego massage for the lonely, mostly.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)

Does it even work there?
This isn't a democracy. If it was a private count that only the Mods could see then it might be vaguely sort of kind of useful maybe.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)

Maybe, but things are funny here because of what preceded them,
on /board things can be taken as one offs.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)

I agree with you, up until the "things are funny here" part.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)

I'd argue it doesn't even really work there either.

( FoldsFive, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)

I posted
this which reached the top of the /board popular board and still wasn't fp'ed. Not that I'm bitter you bunch of fucking bastards.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)

Don't bring me into it. I rarely travel over there these days.

( FoldsFive, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)

LLLOOOAAAADDSSAAAA MONNNEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)

What the hell is a job trial?

( SuperMatt, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)

moo
1 week paid work to see if my technical skills are not all lies, and so they can see how i work with the team (i'll be working down here in devon remotely.. from home)
(Neomancer last looked smug on, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)

I see

( SuperMatt, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)

i would hire you simply because of your people skills

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)

If I make a comment like that I live with my mum more and more when it comes to the SERIOUSLYS on here.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)

The heavier they are, the harder they wheeze.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)

I may make this the tagline when I do my movie about internet miseries.
MEET ME IN HOLLYWOOD. I'LL BE WITH THE MEXICANS!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)

AI AI AIIIIIII, ES BUENO!

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)

does this translate as
`look mother..i have friends honest`?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)

Yeah.
But you'll be in Ipswich.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)

You're going to fucking IPSWICH.
*points and laughs*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)

living all my life in devon
is ipswich bad then.. i read about the whole hooker murderer thing..
(Neomancer last looked smug on, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)

It's not so much 'bad' as 'stultifyingly dull and a million miles from civilisation'.
Oh, and their idea of a good joke is punching someone in the head.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)

well
its only a week there.

i'll rarely be at HQ, i'll spend most of my time at home and out on site :)
(Neomancer last looked smug on, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)

He's from Devon.
He's moving at least a century and a half into The Future!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)

He could be from Exeter or something
in which case it's only moving 50 years into the future.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)

Absolute Shothole.

(yacob, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)

its like a town planner took a shit on a piece of paper and look at it
upon pondering it , he named it Ipswich.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)

What's it like?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)

Shatner.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)

Recon? As in reconnaissance?
Or just a piss-poor spelling of "reckon"?
( FoldsFive, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)

Once they get a load of his spelling and grammar skillz, they'll snap him up.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)

I'd employ him like a shot.
like a to be
( FoldsFive, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You are very amusing. You must be very popular on the interenet and all the girls must proper fancy you and that.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)

I'm trying to be more like you
who is very popular of the internet and who loads of girls fancy etc
( FoldsFive, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)

is your job removing women's fingers from windows?
They're looking for one
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)

here it is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddEIICbllAI
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)

LITERATE WORKFORCE A GO GO!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)

that sounds horrid.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)