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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
I made a picture
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/39915/1228318080/BOU.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
BOOOOOOOOOOOUSPAAAAAAAAAAACKOOOOOCLOOOOOOOCKAH!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
:o

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
is it your mum?

(likeajackhammer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
I'm busy playing is the guy who sits next to me in my new job gay or not.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
Touch his leg, see what happens.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
no tony.
Nothing good could possibly come from that.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
You might get a blowjob.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
You both might get nice but awkward mutual errections

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
He probably will (I'm very attractive)
but I couldn't cope with him fawning over me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
haha.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
tony is aroused ---8====D---------------------------------------- tony is unaroused

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
Tony someone's being mean to me on offtopic :(((
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post318452

although he doesn't seem to realise that while doing that he's also agreeing with me in another thread.

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post318231
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
When men get errections over me, I'm so arractive they loop around like a pig's tail

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
A rock -------------------|------------------ A hard place

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
Is this dingbats?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
Chinese Flying Foxes Stupidhat

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
This must be in Vista's settings somewhere...

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
you fat shit
I'm posting this FROM THE COMPUTER IN THE ACTUAL LOONY BIN

I claim a first for b3ta

also: hello. I'll be back soon. Floucing gets dull after a while. You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
*regains composure*
We hadn't even noticed that you'd left.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
Thank fuck you are okay.
I was genuinely worried. Like, in a I'd be upset if you were dead way.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
BARK BARK BARK!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
YAY!
Gilgamesh! YAY YAY YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
GIGGIDY GOO!
Glad you're alright dude
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
Welcome back
you loony cunt LOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
You left?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
You dick. You know, TWELVE people have gazzed me asking about you.
I have a list of people who want me to pass on their best to you.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
Oh, I also clicked your post, so people will read it on the popular page and wont gaz me about it.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
Oh fucking hell
why don't you just fuck off you wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
Gilgy Wilgy Plops :)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
Rape a nurse.
Then tell her cant dob you in due to your madness.

That'll learn her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
What up inside your head?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
Oops

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
YERRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
Definitely Gilgamesh

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
( . )( . )

(IWishFrizWasDead, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
I FUCKING HATE YOU
JAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
BARK! BARK! BARK!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
get better soon!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
We thought you were dead!
*cancels party*
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
HOORAY FOR GILGAMESH

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
I'm surpised they don't have it blocked.
It's not exactly conducive to sanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
I knew you'd be back!
And so will I. Later.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
fuck off fuck off fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
WE LOVE YOU FRANKIE, WE DO

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
YAAAAAAAAY!
Welcome back! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
Hurrah.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
I know I'm well late at replying to this, but YAY!
You caused some consternation there!

Glad you are okay!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
I like to click-drag that from the left to the right, I don't know why though.
(I mean, so it highlights blue)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
My mate does this, it's really annoying when he's trying to show you something
also www.b3ta.com/talk/5705702
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
This is the geekiest thing I've ever seen

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
I've seen your iTunes, you CAN'T TALK ASIA BOY

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
bee-BOOP 1-0

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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)

imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pong.png
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)

www.isxkcdshittytoday.com
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
only the Severely Wrong don't like XKCD.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
If not liking xkcd is severly wrong, that being right is notion that humanity must try to distance itself from.

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
No.
Just no.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
I'm sorry, you appear to have missed the week where he appointed himself secretary of the internet, complete with year old memes and lolol chuck norris!!! CAEK IS A LIE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
*throws controller across room*
YOU'RE USING HAXORZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
Hmmmmmmmm -------|------------------------ Approved

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)