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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

i just had a bath

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

would you like some coffee?
i've just made a pot
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

I would yes,
thank you.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

I would love to have a bath
but I haven't installed mine yet.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

I've only got space in my flat for a shower
They should invent a shower cubicle with a seal that fills with water up to neck height, and then you wash that way.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

You need an Omnitub!
www.omnitub.co.uk/
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

Woah
The future
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

i saw a bum!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

ZOMG!
I should've marked it NSFW. It is shapely though.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

I'm listening to myself speak.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

I wish I could get this stupid program to work
Other than that, I'm really looking forward to moving in to my new gaff on Saturday.
BT have already set up the phone line. It only took 2 days once it was successfully ordered. Broad band to be ordered tonight.
( SuperMatt, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

I'd like to be a fat he-man

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

moving your arm up and down makes you inflate.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

I'm going to the bank soon.
To update my account. I'll have my best business hat on, specially.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

Hats are very important in big business.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

Top hats less so these days
I would go for one of those rasta tea cosy affairs.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

I can't *munch* contain *munch* my anger
*chew chew chew* Your posting *spills crumbs down moobs* drives me to *munch* outrage *opens bag of doritos*
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

I'm off to watch Transformers.
woo.

EDIT: Not the new one, the first one, I've only watched it online and not a proper copy.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

Orson Welles last film
probably.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

I've just eaten some soup!
LOLUNCHTHROFLEAD!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

ROFLardylardylardy

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

I've just solved VERY IMPORTANT car troubles JMG.
I have grubby hands and everything.

I'm now going to have my lunch, the details of which I shall not be divulging to the internet.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

Well done on cleaning the ash tray Ammy Badge!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

I'm so going to shoot you down.
Just like Jesse James.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

I couldn't shoot you because if you stood sideways I wouldn't have a chance
/pew pew pew.

You can never shoot me down, I'm DG :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

So, you were cleaning
The blood off your Honda?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

It's the bastard scratches that the needles leave :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Those motherfucking skag-head bastards.
No respect for anybody else's property.
If I had a Honda, I'd show 'em...
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

In 15 minutes
I get to decide whether or not to destroy the futures of all this year's final year students.

POWER. Bring it on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

"Banana in disk drive error"

(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

I've no idea what you mean
but I did roffle a bit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

oops.... wrong post
www.b3ta.com/talk/6163754

sorry m'old chum
(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

On behalf of all final year students:
if you don't I'll make it worth your while.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

Sexy bribery
the best kind. You're on.

they are actually a pretty good lot, they are all going to at least pass and most will get good degrees. But you can't back out now, you've offered ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

The things I do on behalf of my fellow students...

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

AND it'll only take you a couple of minutes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

I'm eating some cornflakes
and drinking tea, OFFLINE.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

I just played golf and lost my phone.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

I'm on a new notebook.
and have rewritten all my Psych notes for a mini exam tomorrow. Nothing like a little crisis right before exam week.

Am calm though. Have chocolate. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

MIKE WOZ ERE REPORTING FOR WOBBLING JMG, SIR, PEACE BE UPON HIM.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

I might do some more work
Might.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Careful there.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

I ate lots for my lunch and now I'm all sleepy
I want a nap please
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

I deserve a rest also.
I've been run off my feet all day long.
We should be more like the Spanish, with siestas and the running of bulls at fat middle aged people etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

soldering iron out, spottiness about to commence

( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Circuit making causes ACNE. FACT.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

only if you keep poking your face with the hot end.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

So THAT'S where I went wrong at GCSEs...
also using a soldering iron in food technology didn't help.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

you could sign a roast chicken though.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

Everything I've eated today has been between bread
that's quite wobbly.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

toast between two slices of bread

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

mmm bread sandwich
so... dry.... *mouth clams up*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

It's like the 1 minute weetabix challenge.
one dry within a minute. TRY IT.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

___
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

oh my...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

including the bread itself?
infinite sandwich recursion.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

I didn't think this through
now it's bread forever
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

I do this all the time as well
I can't eat without two loaves positioned to either side of my face. It adds the equilibrium that I'm so sorely lacking in my day-to-day life.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

helps with the agoraphobia

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

I can't wobble today
I'm angry in real life.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:26, archived)