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I reckon it's time to alleviate the afternoon with another pun thread.
Motorist's Song Book?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
I know not what a mororist is

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
consider it duly edited for clarity

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
I guessed what it was, but then again I'm not a dribbling mong.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
Save Your Love, by Renault and Renata.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
I just can't get you out of my Flatbed Ford

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
I wanna hold your van (hand) The Beatles

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
Pick Up to Ride
The Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
Suzuki in the sky with diamonds
THe Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
Revolvo

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General Motor's lonely hearts club band

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Maxwell's Silver Hummer

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
Yellow Subaru

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Here comes the Datsun King

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Mean Mr Mustang

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Hand in glove compartment

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
Vauxhall & I?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Lamborghini

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
Steeler's Wheel - Stuck in the Middle Lane behind this fucking idiot WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU
MONG? THERE ARE THREE FUCKING LANES FOR A oh fuck it, I'll just undertake you while shaking my head disapprovingly
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
That don't Impreza me much

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
haha

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Hahaha

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Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
Hahahanonotdoingit.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
I know someone called Sue Barrau

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
Any relation to Will?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
"subaru" backwards spells "u r a bus"
use this information wisely
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
What about evian? WAKE UP SHEEPLE

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
Cosworth was designed by two fellas name Mr Costin and Mr Duckworth, hence Cosworth
It was either Cosworth or Tinduck
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
Metal Duck did a split album with Lawnmower Deth.
Remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
Vauxhall & Oates - Panel Beater

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Luck be a Lada tonight

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Lancia Later Alligator

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My Sweet Ford

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Everywhere Yugo, always take the weather with you

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
Citroen and On and On Again.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
Chevrolet Lady Lay

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
oh, nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
Hyundai Estate Of Consciousness

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
pffft!
fuel injected with a poison
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
D.V.L.A. R.A.C.

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Lada in Revs.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
Girlfriend in a Corsa

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
911 Is A Joke

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radio ka ka

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
anything by rob halfords

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
or teenage fanbelt

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
hahaha

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You're just a Teenage Airbag...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
Nissan Sunny Afternoon

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we are the Champions (spark plugs)

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Transitting On The Dock Of The Bay

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
Transitting Honda Dock of the Bay

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
Transitting Honda Accord of the Bay

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
"I heard there was a secret Accord.
that David drove and brought the lawlz"
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
Superkawasakisticexpialidocious

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
That's not a car
fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
Are motorcylists not classed as motorists?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
No
they are classed as "Screaming great nancys"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
I was quite proud of it though :(
let me have this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
motorbike riders count as motorists, though

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
DAEWOO, DAAAEEEWOO
Daewoo come and me wanna go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
That'll be the Daewoo... when I die
they didn't really think that one through.
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Living in a gear Box

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Car you gonna be my girl?

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(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
I said earlier that I was going to be nice and only nice from now on.
I was going by the "If you don't have anything nice to say, just say nothing at all" way of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
Whatever.
Loser.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
:( I'm being nice,
be nice back.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:00, archived)