The last three days my work hours have been
0800-1730, 2200-0600, 0400-1400. I bet if you dial that you get a dodgy sex chat line.

Anyway, I don't know whether to go to bed, have my breakfast or have a pint. What do you reckon?
( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

BOTH
Fry up and a pint of Guinness.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

If I told a joke about a slinky ONLINE
would this produce SPRING LOLS ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

Probably maybe definitely.

( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Have a fry up, with a pint and a pasta salad.
Whilst watching Neighbours, the evening news from yesterday and children's morning time TV one after the other.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

I reckon it's time to alleviate the afternoon with another pun thread.
Motorist's Song Book?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

I know not what a mororist is

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

consider it duly edited for clarity

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

I guessed what it was, but then again I'm not a dribbling mong.

( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

Save Your Love, by Renault and Renata.

( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

I just can't get you out of my Flatbed Ford

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

I wanna hold your van (hand) The Beatles

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

Pick Up to Ride
The Beatles
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

Suzuki in the sky with diamonds
THe Beatles
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

Revolvo

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

General Motor's lonely hearts club band

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

Maxwell's Silver Hummer

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

Yellow Subaru

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Here comes the Datsun King

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Mean Mr Mustang

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Hand in glove compartment

( FoldsFive, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

Vauxhall & I?

( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Lamborghini

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

Steeler's Wheel - Stuck in the Middle Lane behind this fucking idiot WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU
MONG? THERE ARE THREE FUCKING LANES FOR A oh fuck it, I'll just undertake you while shaking my head disapprovingly
( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

That don't Impreza me much

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

haha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Hahaha

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Hahahaha

( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

Hahahanonotdoingit.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

I know someone called Sue Barrau

( magnum, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

Any relation to Will?

( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

"subaru" backwards spells "u r a bus"
use this information wisely
( spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

What about evian? WAKE UP SHEEPLE

( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Cosworth was designed by two fellas name Mr Costin and Mr Duckworth, hence Cosworth
It was either Cosworth or Tinduck
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

Metal Duck did a split album with Lawnmower Deth.
Remember that.
( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Vauxhall & Oates - Panel Beater

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

Luck be a Lada tonight

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

Lancia Later Alligator

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

My Sweet Ford

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

Everywhere Yugo, always take the weather with you

( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

Citroen and On and On Again.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Chevrolet Lady Lay

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

oh, nicely done

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Hyundai Estate Of Consciousness

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

pffft!
fuel injected with a poison
( spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

D.V.L.A. R.A.C.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Lada in Revs.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Girlfriend in a Corsa

( vladimir, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

911 Is A Joke

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

radio ka ka

( spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

anything by rob halfords

( spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

or teenage fanbelt

( spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

hahaha

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

You're just a Teenage Airbag...

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

Haha!

( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Nissan Sunny Afternoon

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

we are the Champions (spark plugs)

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

Transitting On The Dock Of The Bay

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

Transitting Honda Dock of the Bay

( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

Transitting Honda Accord of the Bay

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

"I heard there was a secret Accord.
that David drove and brought the lawlz"
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Superkawasakisticexpialidocious

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

That's not a car
fail.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

Are motorcylists not classed as motorists?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

No
they are classed as "Screaming great nancys"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

I was quite proud of it though :(
let me have this one?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

motorbike riders count as motorists, though

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

DAEWOO, DAAAEEEWOO
Daewoo come and me wanna go home.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

That'll be the Daewoo... when I die
they didn't really think that one through.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

Living in a gear Box

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

Car you gonna be my girl?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

I said earlier that I was going to be nice and only nice from now on.
I was going by the "If you don't have anything nice to say, just say nothing at all" way of things.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Whatever.
Loser.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

:( I'm being nice,
be nice back.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

I reckon
I might do some work. In a bit. For an hour.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

You're a civil servant?

( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

An uncivil decorator

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

>:(

( in vino veritas, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

Sorry, were you busy?

( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

I am on study leave today
Normally I would be FAR too busy to read your comments.

Q: Why don't civil servants look out of the window in the morning?
A: Because then they wouldn't have anything to do in the afternoon.
( in vino veritas, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

Haha, I'd never heard that one.
I'm HUNGRY. My last meal was this time yesterday, Chinese buffet. So a £6 buffet filled me for 24 hours, not bad.
( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Come and get me from work
so we can go for a pint
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I'm not getting in that car again, no offence
great forum
( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

All three sounds good.
In bed with bacon sandwiches and a pint.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

I am tired and not looking forward to the next 24 hours
can I come to yours right now and we can get pissed on Guinness?
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Yes.
Yes you can.
( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

go to bed
stare at the ceiling for fifteen minutes, realise that it's pointless trying to sleep and go to the pub

//my life to date
( spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:05, archived)