I've just downgraded to XP.
Bleurgh. I'm now stuck with a god-awful 1024x768 resolution, and none of my stuff will migrate properly.

What made you swear like a docker with a stubbed toe recently?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Oh look now.
It's lovely out and you're talking about computers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

it isn't lovely out here.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

The moon is usually shit during the Earth's northern hemisphere's summer

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

It's a bit meh here.
Not worth going out in, really.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

i sat outside for a while,
and done a good hours worth of walking, i guess poncey twats would call it urban rambling, anyway, the point is, i'm not sunburnt yet, even though it's about a billion degrees out and the sun is three yards from my face.
so how are you?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

you're so brave
an inspiration to us all
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

I'm welling up.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

don't you start, you'll set me off again

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

it's ok guys.
i'll get through it.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

i KNOW you will, you're a fighter, everyone belives in you

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I'm not
this cunt isnt content with pancreatic cancer, he's out there trying to get skin cancer too.

HE WILL BANKRUPT THE NHS !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

I'm always cocking swearing.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

pissknickers

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Stubbing my toe, funnily enough

(thediscokingpin, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

i swear quite a lot, never at people though

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I got a snippy email from my boss
I had to go outside until I'd calmed down otherwise I would've been very passive agressive towards him. So passive in fact that he wouldn't have been able to tell and would just think I'm being helpful.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

you are THE MAN

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

I sure showed him
I line 'em up then KNOCK 'EM DOWN
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

im not a fan of swearing.
never do it myself.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I ALMOST did that the other day,
But I decided on a fresh install of Vista, as much as it frustrates me.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Oh, the last time I swore...
Earlier today I was cursing terribly at the fact I spilled Mexican Chicken down my new top.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Yes, I swore when I realised I spilled snakebite and black down last nights top
And I don't have a clean one to go home in today
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I don't swear when I'm angry.
...fuck, I can only remember getting a bit annoyed at one person over the last year or so...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

And in fact it was a b3tan too.
Apart from that I can't remember the last time I was angry.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

I'm still very sorry Mr Gums
I never meant to upset you
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

weren't you dude :) Was actually in real life

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I actually know you in real life, this is my comedy login

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Was it when I wouldn't put that ice cream on my nipples and let you lick it off?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Please say it was Wormulus

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Na, he's sound as a pound in real life.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

aw man was it because I made you eat that cold coleslaw mash?
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

BLERP!
GNAH! I just cried lots. I like it when we were out with cr3 and we were like "OOOOh you MUST try the MASH!" nyimnyimnyim
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I've never seen someone look so sad while eating

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

haha :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

The fact it's 32 degrees back in dundalk, while it's winter here and I feel a bit sickish.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Getting stuck behind a pensioner driving at 30mph on my favourite road this morning.
Three miles of screaming and swearing.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

slow down junior.
i never speed, dangerous innit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Junior, ffs.
It's a national speed limit road!!!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I think when you get to 65 you should have to re take your driving test.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

*pretends that you meant 65mph*
*hilarious joke here*

*much LOL down here*

I have no imagination today.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Yes Limit,
not the speed you have to drive at.
( M o D, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Yeah, I'm kind of aware of that.
but thanks anyway.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

the fact that i'm fucking stuck waiting for fucking edf to pull their fingers out of their fat french arses and send an engineer to turn the cunting power back on
wankers
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

ah,
French.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

well they are more than likely english people dealing with it london, but still, it's a french company so i'm blaming those workshy garlic eaters

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Stephen Clarke depicts the French in a very amusing manner
Opinion.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

The autocomplete in my Google search bar.
It keeps searching for things I didn't type, and every time I go to type something in the middle of it, the selection box appears and the cursor jumps to the end. Frustrating crap and I can't turn it off.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

i'm fairly certain you can turn that off

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

I've tried,
I've gone into the plugins extensions menu and it says it's not configurable. There's a context menu, but it doesn't seem to change anything.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Preferences > Do not provide query suggestions.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I can only surmise that this advice applies to a browser I'm not using.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

you can just right click in the box and deselect the option too

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

which does nothing apparently

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

The only option is "Select Input Method",
and I've yet to work out what it means. It defaults to "XIM".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

can you clear the search history? i just did that and the suggestions have stopped for now

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

I can do that,
but it gets the suggestions from the internet as well, not just from what you've previously typed. It would be quite clever and useful if it wasn't so annoying.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

it seems to be working as intended at my end

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

as soon as I type "f" it comes up "facebook".

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Oh I've sorted it.
If you click on the Google logo you get an entirely different menu.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

That works for me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

it only worked for me after i cleared the history too for some reason

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Life.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

my dog had a stroke.
that was sad.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

So brave of you to not mention your panreatic cancer

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

i don't want to go on about it, you know.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

My girlfriend or a computer game.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

OK, OK they're one and the same.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I was going to say
you can't have a girlfriend AND play video games surely?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

She likes games as much as I do
yet she is internet free by means of not being of facebook.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

did you find that in a toilet too?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

You seem to be remembering that incorrectly on purpose you big rotter >:(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

im not that smart :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

The toilet thing is that I fell over in the toilet (NOT DRUNK)
just before I met her.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

SHUT UP.
you're ruining it.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

I don't swear at bad stuff
My swears are usually for comic effect or shock value only.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

CUMSLUT

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I know you are but what am I? :P
/playground
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Yay! Hello lovely.
*Hugs*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Hello there lovely strider :)
*hugs back*
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Leaving a lovely fruit pie in the oven for almost 2 hours.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)