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So, up to anything exciting tonight or this weekend?
Friday tedium seems to be kicking in and i find my enthusiasm for work failing faster than piston broke in Jongleurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
I'm supposed to be composing some traditional greek style music

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
Meeting Trev's girlfriend with the girls
then it's eldest girl's birthday on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
Is she hot?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
Trev thinks so

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
What about his girlfriend?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
Tonight - wash, polish & wax the car
Tomorrow - going to Silverstone
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
Nothing planned.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
Oh wait I'm working.
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
Crying into a pint of beer after I let The Woman spend forty quid on cheese.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
Oh rnuk, you need to put your foot down sometimes.
And get your trousers back off her.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
It's to feed 14 people
and the total meal and wine is going to cost about four hundred. Win, I reckon. Sort of.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
wouldn't it be cheaper to eat out?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
No.
Her dad is paying.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
You're my kinda guy!
*high non-paying fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
£40 worth of cheese though
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
Dairylea triangles

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
Fuck yeah.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/png/8522.picture1.png
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
ok you beat me but ONLY BY 9 MINUTES

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
Working...lots.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
woo independence day

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
We didnt want America anyway
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
Best film ever!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
John Lewis: Wedding present list

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
Hurray, they've added Irish as a language to Facebook, yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
is it now called FECKBOOK?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
hahahahahaah
That made me snort, thank you DG:D
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
No problemo. That's what I get paid....for....hold on, WHY AM I NOT BEING PAID FOR THIS SHIT?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
*frisbees another biscuit*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
oh num num num num

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
They've added an Irish Office Assistant to Microsoft Word as well.
"It looks like yer trying to write a letter, yeh bollix."
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
Long Frog Says:
               ___    ___                        
              (@  )__(  @)          I HATE DG   ...AND BLACKS          
             /            \          /            
            ( ____________ )                     
           /\_____________/\       
          /                 \                    
         / |              |  \                   
        /  |  |        |  |   \                  
       /   |  |        |  |    \                 
      (    |  |        |  |     )                
 ______\   |  |        |  |    /______           
[__________|  |________|  |___________]          
           |  |        |  |
           |  |        |  |
           |  |        |  |
           |  |        |  |
           |  |        |  |
           |  |        |  |          
           VWWV        VWWV

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
Is the frog wearing VWWV knuckledusters?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
He hates me (and black people) and wants to give our ears a boxing :'(
I hate you Long Frog :(
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
Maybe he's the long and close-minding toad

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
work work work
paint paint paint
pack pack pack
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
Drinking some fine beers and wiring up some electronic gadgetry tonight
Testing gadgetry tomorrow
Searching for some ideal carving woods on sunday
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
not
laughing at people dressed as brides who get raped (by murderers) or murdered (by rapists).

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
Going out with Double F and his old work colleagues tonight
and then going here tomorrow with Double F, Druid, King of The Pigeons and my niece.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
Aw MAN! I want to go to 404land :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
I know! File Not Found are my favourite band!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

Hey baby, you're so hard to resist!
And I'm gonna rock your world!
But maybe the page don't exist!
Or maybe you mistyped the URL!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
you're only saving one letter compared to typing his whole name

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
you could call him "folds folds folds folds FOLDS"
or f5. or "fat man's tum, four plus one"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
Cutting A1 pieces of card into 5 x 5mm squares.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
Blue Star sandwich!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
not 5 x 5mm rectangles.
important distinction.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
Going out with Double F and his old work colleagues tonight
and then going LINKFAIL www.godivafestival.co.uk/ tomorrow with Double F, Druid, King of The Pigeons and my niece.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
Aw MAN! I want to go to the repeated post festival :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
FUCK OFF DG
MY INTERNETS HERE IS RUBBISH

*GLARES*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
i'm going to be oppressed online
and marginalised by society
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)