so i sent this, how long should i wait before i send the next more desperate one? any tips or advice, i'm new to the world of love
oh hai stephanie, i noticed that you joined the great forum, great times that is b3ta.com, i really hope you enjoy the forum, it's smashing banter, no offence

anyway i appear to have been omitted from your gaz list, i take no offence from that, but would love to hear loads more about you, where are you, what do you look like?

i myself am a simple man with expensive tastes, i like bivvys, fishing and bumhole, not really into fat chicks, no offence

please to you be writing back soon, i need to go out before long and get right on it

fondest wishes

dave (mongychops, b3ta id:25335, no offence)
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

you forgot to put shit loads of "xxxxxxxxx"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

i'll add them next
biatch hasn't replied yet :(((
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

Less than 5 mins is acceptable
before you send her pictures of your gimp mask.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

and then your bumhole

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

Pffft

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

joey?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=25335
( well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

poor Danny Guffbeak or whatever he's called :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

I wonder how many users have 0 posts
cr3: could you tally this?
( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

I'm sure there are a bunch that live within gazes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

Most of them are you, aren't they?

( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

I just archived all my gazes,
1600, probably less than 10 different people.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

Nobody ever gazzes me
I SAID NOBODY EVER GAZZES ME
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)

desperation is so attractive.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

aren't you just!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

that's because you're a weird internet pervert
actually, you should be receiving lots of gaz in that case
( well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

I don't think I'm that weird as internet perverts go thank you very much.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

i'm not judging

( well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

i have quite a lot of gazzes
not many recent ones though, just a bit of advice from Evil Lu concerning a hangover :)
( weaver., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

Oh wow Joey Buffneck sounds like a catch
I might send him a sexy gaz
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

I just got back from getting eldest girl child from school
and I had two, yes two, pandergaz. This makes me a happy jenpots.
( jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

3!
Aim stll tiepin!
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

i would send you pander gazzes but i am new to love and feel you would toy with my affections and then expose me online as the loser i am
how could you be so cruel, i loved you :((((((((((((((((
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)

but... but....
I even did fishing once.
( jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

I'm not sending you any pandergazes
You'd think it was a joke and I just can't handle the rejection right now *sobs into pudding*
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)

*steals pudding*

( jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

But it has tears in it

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)

Well it's a Teary Pudding
It's the main ingredient. Not much good without the tears.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

salty pudding
yum
( jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

No smilies, no kisses.
Chicks dig them.

7/10
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

next time, playing it a bit cool, don't want to show my hand staight off
BUMHOLE OR GTFO

XXXX

mongy
x
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

Nice mix of upper and lower case. Might make her think you're an internet nerd with use of abbreviations.
Wouldn't want that.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)

One of my friends does that, it looks so retarded.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

she still hasn't replied, i'm getting a bit angry now
is it too soon to fly off the handle?
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

Maybe she wants to try internet faux lesbianism to peak men's interest first.
Send her a gaz from a girl account and see if she responds.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)

I fucking don't, I can't stand that shit.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

Awwww Esmy-Wesmy
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

;)
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

FUCK OFF
Hello Theo.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)

awww esme wesme you love it
*huggles and smooches

xxxxxx
:))))
xxxxx
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)

*HEADBUTTS*
NO KISSES FOR YOU. YOU GET SOME KEYBOARD PUNCHING.

hogfdfljdgjlk ' d'kjldkjgjld xgdsfgksl klsgk hlkjhggdlhsgkjgdur48
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

DG: Tough Love Tour '09

( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

Treat them mean keep them keen, 20% of the time works ALL the time.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

PUT A STOP TO INTERNET VIOLENCE.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

Who's Stephanie and why hasn't she gazzed me?

( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

This weeks QOTW is on 'gyms'
looks like they won't have a choice but to make something up :(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

haha QOTW
because they're all autistic lairs right? amirite? oh man, you've got them there
( well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

I know, right?!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

sums it up
www.b3ta.com/questions/gyms/post477435
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

;)

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)

does anyone actually post any lies on there anymore?
or have they all been drowned out by the people complaining about the lies
( well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

I think JMG scared them off,
With his tales of beating up Mr. T
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)

make sure to point out that you regularly buff your sack
girls like a well polished pair of testes
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

will do, cheers

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)