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It's Azra3l's birthday tomorrow and I haven't got him anything yet and I'm rubbish.
What last minute present suggestions have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
Fuck him.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
She's done that.
It was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
Seconded.
Azra3l: 3/10

Even then, he only got the 3 for managing to get it up.

Would not fuck again, F---------------------------
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
'AND he shouted 'MUMMY' on when he managed his feeble emission'

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
I'd forgotten about that :-(
Terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
buy him a bottle of Southern Comfort
it's what he wants
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
I made him mojitos last night.
He liked that.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
Let me know if you go with Rnuk's idea
I could probably bash that out in an evening.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
What about the picture though? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
Do it anyway and post it on board dedicated to him.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
I'm not doing it for free.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
I'd fucking love that.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
Buy him an experience day.
Or a bottle of gin. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
a full set of clipper lighters
the whole tray of them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
Steak and a shag?
Hello love.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
Get your tits out and do a T-Rex dance.
Or knowing Az, an ounce of weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
Let him fuck your bumhole.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
Threesome, with me, without him, with Giant Rat of Sumatra ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
A painting of a Harley Davidson being straddled by a voluptuous bikini-clad, poodle-haired, snake-holding woman
against a mountainous backdrop, with lighting bolts everywhere.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
With a dog smoking a pipe riding pillion?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
The bike-woman is fighting a dragon, too.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
Oh boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
I can make this

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
MAN ART.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
I would give the woman a wolf t-shirt for good measure.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
It would need to be ripped a bit
exposing the all important 'side-boob'.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
And a wolf howling at the moon in the background

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
"oooooh... I'd like to kiss her"

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
a strawberry
in your bum
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
That made me SNE a bogie on my leg.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
Birmingham City Football Club

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
A few staples up your cunt to let him stand a chance of touching the sides.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
this

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
A plate of sick.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
subscription to a porn channel.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
balloon animals but with your distended clitoris

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
Bumlove voucher
his and hers puffin costume and Packham playset.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
a papier mache penis

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
Bumholes
Faaaasands of 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
get a pizza right
then put more cheese on it.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)