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apropos of absolutely nothing, I am thinking about something I read and god knows where, it could
even have been in a newsletter from here, although I don't ever open those any more, but anyway, I read somewhere some advice to EM medics, from EM medics, which is that if you get a call that they are bringing in a farmer, you better get ten pints of blood ready and your full kit for EVERYTHING, because those fuckers do NOT come in unless it's SPECTACULAR
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:17, archived)
Ok cool ta

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:18, archived)
afternoon, morning

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:19, archived)
Hi

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:28, archived)

Anyway I guess I'm just reflective about help-asking/seeking bars and lines, and how they are very different, for all of us, very subjective
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:19, archived)
I wonder if lots of us are the psychological equivalent of those farmers, anyway

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:24, archived)
Everyone on here is an armchair psychologist now. How about introspection. It's a forum. You don't have to like or understand people's motivation.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:14, archived)
at least the limericks stopped?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:30, archived)
the frequency of them has dropped

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:37, archived)
and /talk has returned to it's station

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:45, archived)
I wonder how long

(piss and shit, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:50, archived)
it will go on

(piss and shit, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:53, archived)
before a return to rhyme masturbation

(piss and shit, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:53, archived)
rhythm is a wanker

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:58, archived)
^ Turbo G-spot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 14:10, archived)
Another bandwagon will roll in. Same as /board used to be. Except without Photoshop

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:41, archived)

it's my fault a bit, mongy, I've come back a bit too much and need to pipe down, I'm skewing the tone of the place x
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 14:06, archived)
It's a user generated forum Vlad. Do what you want. As the song goes. Just don't say you don't enjoy what that is tho you'll have all the needy beakers after you. Trying to form their little collective gangs. It's so cute. Needy spastics.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 14:56, archived)
To the tune of 'Crazy Horses'.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 15:17, archived)
neeeeeeedy
b3ta.com/talk/8476555
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 15:37, archived)
I enjoy literally everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 18:47, archived)
Do you enjoy not enjoying things?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 19:08, archived)
does a list of everything include itself?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 19:11, archived)

really loving the intense hatter/hare/dormouse energy of these posts
*pours self some tea*
*adds a lot of brandy*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 19:17, archived)

Oh FUCK it I promised mongy I'd pack it in :((((
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 19:18, archived)
Yes, of course it does. The set of all sets is itself a set. As is the set of all sets that contain themselves.
The fun begins when you consider the set of all sets that do not contain themselves, and ask "Does this set contain itself?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 19:39, archived)
And by "fun", I obviously mean "mental illness."

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 19:39, archived)
Alright, Bertrand Russell

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 1 Jun 2026, 19:44, archived)

Bertrand + Brand
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:00, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:02, archived)

also when you consider the tea set of all tea sets that do not contain themselves, and ask "Does this tea set contain itself?"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:39, archived)

"...and MUCH more to the point, why haven't I been offered any tea yet?"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:39, archived)

oh fuck, FUCK
MONGY I'M SORRY :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:40, archived)
Well you can have this, if you like.
*offers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:57, archived)
Awwwwww :)
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 21:58, archived)
see, here's the problem with that...
if the list of everything is itself on the list, it creates an endless regression in which every list of everything on every list of everything contains the list of everything, ad infinitum.
Set theory actually has a number of ways to approach or resolve this, but sadly you are too dull to understand any of them :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 23:42, archived)
I wouldn’t say I don’t enjoy not enjoying things.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 21:25, archived)
I'm not happy until you're not happy.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 23:44, archived)
I wouldn't say I feel unhappy exactly...more kind of...listless

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 7:32, archived)
This place would be dead on its arse without you
b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 23:18, archived)
:’(

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:20, archived)
sorry cheers
didn't mean to make you cry
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:22, archived)

if I'm not back again this time tomorrow...
Two weeks of national mourning, please
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:22, archived)
I forgive you

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:38, archived)
awwww ty ty :)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 14:06, archived)
We'll just bring you back with dark magic. Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form... to MUMM-RAAAAAAAA... OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 14:03, archived)
yassssss
*drags self along*
*flutters bandages*
*big grin*
wait sorry that's not a grin it's just the absence of flesh 8-)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 14:08, archived)
*imagines disappointment of the acute medical team waiting prepped with their full resus kit and 10 units of O negative blood only to be confronted with an organic urban microgreens farmer with a sprained wrist*

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:37, archived)
ahahahahahaaaaaaaaAHAHAHaaa pffff
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY 2 CAN CHUNDER, MY DEAR ONE
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:55, archived)
"Stand down everyone, we're coming in with a former."
"Don't you mean a farmer?"
"Not anymore, he's dead."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:18, archived)
"A former what?"
"Just a former. He was employed in a factory where they used his body to assist in bending pieces of red-hot steel into the desired shape."
"Oh. Well that would explain the horrific burns, I guess."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:30, archived)

lols
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 14:09, archived)
good afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 15:32, archived)
alright $$

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 15:37, archived)
yeah, not bad
and you?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 16:38, archived)
alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 16:57, archived)


It's apropos of nothing
He says his name is William
But I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's plain ugly to me
And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life
We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant car wash
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 19:41, archived)
^ once did a duet with Kid Rock

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:01, archived)
He likes to peel the labels off his bottles of bud

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:39, archived)

coz all I wanna do, is touch some bums
and I gotta feeling I won't stop at one
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:41, archived)
Obviously not, you said some, not one

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:49, archived)

looks like the sun's come up over santa pedantica boulevard already :)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:51, archived)
I'm a little ray of pitch black

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:57, archived)
8-D x

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 21:59, archived)
"Is he dead?"
"Yes, he's an ex tractor fan."
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:41, archived)

*standing ovation*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:42, archived)