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3/7 for me today
www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-42571929
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:28, archived)
6/7

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:29, archived)
1/7
I've not read the news much lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:31, archived)
Bigger 5/7

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:32, archived)
2/7
I correctly guessed the stray animals one and I knew the one about Trump.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:38, archived)
4, but I only knew 2

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:38, archived)

Allah witnesses that there is no deity except Him, and [so do] the angels and those of knowledge - [that He is] maintaining [creation] in justice. There is no deity except Him, the Exalted in Might, the Wise.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:42, archived)
I reckon that's true

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:47, archived)
5

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:45, archived)
well now that we've all done the quiz, what shall we talk about?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:47, archived)
Tits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:48, archived)
I like tits

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:55, archived)
Alright, Toby Young

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 13:05, archived)
"Bigger" Your score: 5/7

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:49, archived)
Size isn't everything, Tangled

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:50, archived)
it's not the size of the prize, it's the lift in the gift.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:54, archived)
oh yeah, forgot

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:57, archived)

lift in the gift stuff in the guff
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 13:02, archived)
it's all I have

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:57, archived)
5/7 tho

(Tha D O Z, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 13:01, archived)
4
I scored bigly.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 13:04, archived)
6/7
Stupid Trump
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 13:16, archived)
weekend plan thread
My wife's invited over a couple who also have kids so that we can all sit down around tea and chatter inanely about how small humans do small human things until one of us dies of chronically low blood pressure. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 11:06, archived)
Fapping while I imagine your weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 11:08, archived)
same

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 11:09, archived)
maybe high blood pressure tho

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 11:09, archived)
RIP

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 11:35, archived)
Wees and poos, poos and wees

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 11:21, archived)
Quran study

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 11:24, archived)
that sounds dreadful, you have my sympathies
i'm meeting the bto rep for northants in the morning, visiting my parents in the afternoon, going to a wildlife trust work party on sunday morning then maybe taking christmas down
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 11:30, archived)
swingers party round at Two Hats' house
probably the last one before the move
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 11:43, archived)
he is such a cuck

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 11:50, archived)
my invite must be in the post

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 11:52, archived)
it was sent to your wife

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:08, archived)
are you bringing the mayonnaise this time?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 11:52, archived)
if you bring mayonnaise then dave beasant won't turn up

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 11:57, archived)
he's dead to me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:13, archived)
TH is making his own

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:20, archived)
it's always too salty

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:28, archived)
prison style

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 12:30, archived)
Morni

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ng
like a vietnamese!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 7:17, archived)
Huh?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jan 2018, 7:23, archived)
loads of North Viets here with that surname
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ng
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 7:25, archived)
And you know this because?

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The Vietnamese are the only visible minority group in Warsaw
they stick out a bit.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnamese_people_in_Poland
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 7:41, archived)
I'm not reading the article,
Can you just tell me why?
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communist-sponsored cultural exchange programs for 30-odd years

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 7:45, archived)
Bloody commie bastards

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jan 2018, 7:48, archived)
He so morni

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 7:33, archived)
jajajajaja

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:40, archived)
Me ruv you rong time

(Tha D O Z, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 7:36, archived)
I'll even buy the rope if you could please do us a favour and kill yourself.

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Deal.

(Tha D O Z, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 7:57, archived)
ngton Crescent

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 7:57, archived)
Anything on Radio 4 that isn't news is awful.

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I've never listened to the show (or anything else on Radio 4, as far as I'm aware)
but it seemed a relevant rejoinder to the opener.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:05, archived)
How DARE you say anything bad about the shipping forecast

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:12, archived)
Sailing By is a brilliant tune

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:37, archived)
Anyone who doesn't enjoy Radio 4 should be deported to one of the colonies.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:46, archived)

I have an 8 hour “practical” exam today
(SgtNobbleSocks, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:04, archived)
You'll ace it champ

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:44, archived)
hi Widy Pi
hi everyo
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:34, archived)
I was thinking of you yesterday

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was it while you were washing your intimate areas in the shower?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:50, archived)
Perineum?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:54, archived)
I barely knew 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:57, archived)
Alright Stanley Unwin

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:43, archived)
Stanley BUMwin more like

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Probably, how would I know?
You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:49, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:45, archived)
Don't like my reply to be down here.
Might catch gari's germs.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:48, archived)
I own /calendar

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:54, archived)
I thought you rented?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:57, archived)
fully paid now

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 8:59, archived)
Mazel tov!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:01, archived)
URL Headline of the Day
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/it-was-disgusting-diner-finds-human-tooth-inside-mcdonald-s-chip-1-8316370
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:19, archived)
maybe ronald mcdonald put it there himself

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:25, archived)
I hate that fucken clown

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:30, archived)
McDonalds don't sell chips.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:28, archived)
Neither does your mum's face, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:30, archived)
Still got her own teeth, though.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:50, archived)
when I worked on a fruit farm we had to pick all the dead birds and bits of rabbit off the conveyor belt
after the mechanical threshers had stripped the orchards. The girls were far too squeamish to pick up congealed rabbit and the blokes got fed up with doing all the dirty work, so a fair chunk of it ended up in the pulping machine bulking out your Ribena.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:32, archived)
Why MY Ribena, specifically?
I don't like being singled out like this
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:43, archived)
we all stuck our knoblets in it as well

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:44, archived)
you know why

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:44, archived)
Joke's on you.
I enjoy the fresh taste of rabbit in my squash.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:46, archived)
"There's a hare in my drink"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:51, archived)
he'

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:52, archived)
What a lark!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:55, archived)
Joke's on you, I don't even like Ribena!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:51, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:34, archived)
Is this radiator on?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 21:47, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 21:52, archived)
no

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why are you trying to speak into a radiator?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 21:54, archived)
<s> un

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 22:34, archived)
lol, rundiator

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 22:35, archived)
+omon
born on a mondiator
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 22:46, archived)
Ceci n'est pas un radiator.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 22:33, archived)
Why does everyone keep changing their fucking names on here?
Alright G man
(SgtNobbleSocks, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 5:52, archived)

My little brother used to pronounce radiator “rayDIEdata”

He’s dead now.

An evil death ray of data from a spaceship
(SgtNobbleSocks, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 5:53, archived)
"Bum cyclone" more like!!!
alt: pre-morning
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 6:00, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 19:19, archived)
Cool mate , u

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 19:28, archived)
Yeah k

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 20:36, archived)
Alright. That prick manolith better take down our christmas icons by the end of tomorrow or we'll all be cursed.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 19:36, archived)
Bit of amoxy, sorted

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 20:30, archived)
He'll have to go crawling to whoever it is that runs the site.
I'm not bailing him out, this time.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 20:37, archived)
Just got in. Started at 0600 and finished at 1835!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 19:57, archived)
If only I had a purpose.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 21:07, archived)
I'm selling Czech rust bucket moto number 1 on ebay.
Advert says "MOT until September this year."
I've just had someone ask what year the MOT expires. Do MOT last more than 12 months in some places?
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This year is when the mot runs out, which is also September this year, when the mot runs out, this year September, mot
Copy paste
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 21:29, archived)
I just asked him "are you simple" and got this.

"i am offended by your reply! i ask you a simple question as a potential buyer!!!! and you insult me thankyou."
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lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 21:32, archived)
He's polite as well as an idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 21:46, archived)
4 exclamation marks though. Sign of madness

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potential rapist
you did well to avoid
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 21:51, archived)
Perhaps he remove year from MOT expiry using Adobe Photoshop or other raster graphics editor

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 21:43, archived)
It's windy as fuck over here
What it is as fuck as where YOU are?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:01, archived)
bleak

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:04, archived)
alright Thomas Hardy

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:05, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:08, archived)
Priapic.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:06, archived)
Life...uh...finds a way

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:09, archived)
Sexy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:11, archived)
Oh ho, things are heating up in the capital!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:12, archived)
My mate Dave the bed is on jury service, he sent this fella down yesterday, he was telling us about it last night, the lad also had 3 mobile phones on him
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15807916.A_man_in_a_ski_mask_was_caught_in_Woolwich_carrying_a_Japanese_samurai_sword/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:34, archived)
Druggy

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:14, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:39, archived)
Kind of

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:58, archived)
Windy as a Pig

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:15, archived)
not as windy as something I just thought of

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:40, archived)
jewish

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:18, archived)
what a mitzvah!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:40, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:35, archived)
handsome

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:40, archived)
windy too, astonishingly

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:36, archived)
Blustery, is what it is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:40, archived)
just been to vicky park and there were 2 pigeons on the floor that seemed to have been blown into stuff and KO'd
imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:48, archived)
that's amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:51, archived)
As usual the mods do nothing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 15:49, archived)
PENG AND REEM

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:37, archived)
peng and/or reem

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:40, archived)
crisps

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:39, archived)
I had some crisps from lidl earlier
The root vegetable ones were alright, bit salty. The plain ones were a bit shit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:41, archived)
i have cheese and onion walkers
i'm not keen on the root vegetable crisps (ignoring that a potato is a root vegetable)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:44, archived)
IT'S A TOOBA

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:45, archived)
oh balls
then i don't like root vegetable crisps at all then
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:46, archived)
If you're a Doritos fan (I'm not particularly)
the lidl ones are indistinguishable from the real thing, and about a third of the price
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 14:57, archived)
not even hint of lime flavour?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 15:00, archived)
you son of a bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 15:00, archived)
i find them a bit cardboardy

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 15:06, archived)
sounds more like a 'you' problem

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 15:10, archived)
I had a touch of the yous over christmas
nasty stuff
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 15:12, archived)
possibly, they don't have any intrinsic flavour though

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 15:13, archived)
Hi

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jan 2018, 15:15, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 15:30, archived)
busy
I've not even had time for a piss today
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 15:55, archived)
treat yourself to a wank

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 15:59, archived)
a sex piss, if you will

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 15:59, archived)
Surely you have sample bottles to hand?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 17:11, archived)
Safe

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 15:59, archived)
tidy
decent, even
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 16:00, archived)
the theme to this thread is Hold On by Wilson Phillips

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 16:03, archived)
ooh
a retro cut!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 16:08, archived)
it stands to reason that if one of your parents was a successful musician then some of it is bound to have rubbed off on you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 16:11, archived)
pervert

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 16:13, archived)
oh come on, at least one of Wilson Philips was hot

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 16:16, archived)
THIS THREAD IS OPEN

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:39, archived)
finally, a safe space

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:41, archived)
they can't touch you here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:03, archived)
but I might

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:03, archived)
^top noncing

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:10, archived)
give him a stinky digit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:12, archived)
one in the chink, 4 in the stink.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:27, archived)
the cosby special

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:39, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:43, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:51, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:51, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:00, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:03, archived)
The strongest is never strong enough to be always the master, unless he transforms strength into right, and obedience into duty.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:43, archived)
Either die a hero, or live long enough to be a fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:44, archived)
ah, but a lot of heroes are also fucking stupid fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:49, archived)
not my words, but the words of jean jacket rousseau

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:49, archived)
i dunno
that eddie hall is pretty strong
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:45, archived)

all onda
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:47, archived)
lol
*hundred hand slap*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:48, archived)
^ brian butterfield

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:51, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/8141356
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:52, archived)

youtu.be/-HLZq3Cests
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:01, archived)
oh, I thought that's who you meant
He's been in a kid's show recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:13, archived)
Sketch comedy is alive and well on cbbc.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:18, archived)
and dreamy!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:49, archived)
imagine him holding you up like swayze in dirty dancing

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:50, archived)
i am, I most certainly am.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:53, archived)
+LY HOMOSEXUAL

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:48, archived)
like your van lol
you do drive a van, right? have you ever? this is getting too complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:48, archived)
huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:51, archived)
Give me big mac, fries to go.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:49, archived)

O +IS
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:15, archived)
*windmills*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:26, archived)
You're bum is open more like.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jan 2018, 11:55, archived)
THIS THREAD IS SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 12:01, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 7:13, archived)
Haha, morning threads are like buses!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 7:21, archived)
large, slow and full of morons

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 7:36, archived)
reeking of piss and driven by racists?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 7:50, archived)
unreliable

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 7:59, archived)
shitty upholstery design patterns

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:14, archived)
Full of black kids eating fried chicken

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:20, archived)
I had the pleasure of catching a bus through Luton during the after school run, once.
Couple of Asian kids behind me would not shut up about "chickenanchip". Always weird to stereotypes brought to life.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:40, archived)
that's the experience I've had with london buses
loud kids, eating and playing music from their mobiles
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:52, archived)
Music always sounds better in tinny mono.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:53, archived)
stardust's leszzzz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:54, archived)

tinny + 's bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:05, archived)
Lots of drivers won't let them on with their chicken and chips now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:01, archived)
I don't think anyone was eating on that bus,
but the prospect of acquiring said chicken was the focus of conversation.
In that respect, it was a bit like reading this board. Foooooooood...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:22, archived)
no seatbelts

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:47, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:57, archived)
Mornholes

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:01, archived)
it's a pretty nice one here, for once

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:10, archived)
Good morning folks.
My little boy had me up at the reasonable time of 7:25 today. So I won’t beat on him too much today.
(SgtNobbleSocks, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:20, archived)
if my kid sleeps in that late, it's because she took three hours to put to sleep the night before
can't win
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:23, archived)

There is no rhyme or reason mate.

Usually bed time is about 8pm. But he can be up until 10 and bounce out of bed at 5am right as rain.

I am still off work though, so he really woke 6 I put him bed with me and he managed another hour and a bit so I was happy.
(SgtNobbleSocks, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:28, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:27, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:35, archived)
yeah, u?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:52, archived)
s'not all bad, I spose

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:12, archived)
well you would say that, wouldn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:46, archived)
morning wood, lol!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:52, archived)
Please go easy on the misogynistic "morning wood" type posts

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:15, archived)
morning $$

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:57, archived)
it's that thing that I say

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:12, archived)
MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:20, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/8141313
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:33, archived)
r u australian lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:36, archived)
good morning

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:28, archived)
good morning two hats I hope you are well?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:30, archived)
thankyou?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:32, archived)
no, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:21, archived)
yo muddy funster

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:31, archived)
repeat after me: skoor-vi-sin

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 9:35, archived)
THIS THREAD IS CLOSED

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 10:34, archived)
Morning

(Tha D O Z, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 6:57, archived)
fake morning, sad

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 8:14, archived)
cats

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 17:38, archived)
MGT

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 17:49, archived)
GJ

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 17:50, archived)
WKS

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 17:56, archived)
RIP Thomas Monson

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 17:58, archived)
JLS will never be the same.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 20:46, archived)
drsd

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 18:38, archived)
it's just the one cat, actually

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 18:55, archived)
I should get one this year really

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 19:01, archived)
deffo

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 19:22, archived)
I do miss having a kitty, been a couple of years now, my brother's cat is nuts, sits like a human on stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 19:27, archived)
that weirds me out
luckily mine doesn't really do anything too bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 21:09, archived)
Cats are rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 19:31, archived)
Tits

(SgtNobbleSocks, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 19:41, archived)
So a new year, are you going to be ok to post here fucksocks or should I just fuck you off now ,?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 19:46, archived)

I am cured
(SgtNobbleSocks, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 0:12, archived)
how are you gentlemen !!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 20:10, archived)
y

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            aaaaaaa  aaaaaaa   meow
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 4 Jan 2018, 0:14, archived)
Alright

(Tha D O Z, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:31, archived)
fucking spectacular

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:33, archived)
Cool beanz

(Tha D O Z, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:39, archived)
India Willoughby
y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:34, archived)
A big fat Y

(Tha D O Z, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:39, archived)
Rodrigo Alves
y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:40, archived)
A big fat Y
I'm a red blooded het male so obvs.
(Tha D O Z, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:43, archived)
Monkeys with tits
y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:43, archived)
Y
I'm only human.
(Tha D O Z, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:43, archived)
Allah does not charge a soul except [with that within] its capacity.
It will have [the consequence of] what [good] it has gained, and it will bear [the consequence of] what [evil] it has earned. "Our Lord, do not impose blame upon us if we have forgotten or erred. Our Lord, and lay not upon us a burden like that which You laid upon those before us.
Our Lord, and burden us not with that which we have no ability to bear. And pardon us; and forgive us; and have mercy upon us. You are our protector, so give us victory over the disbelieving people."
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:51, archived)
Durkah Durkah.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:54, archived)
you're so gonna get shit on by our Muslim boarders

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:01, archived)
I've tweeted Ayatollah Khomeini about issuing a fatwa , or a fat waaaaahhhhh in mm's case, might take a while because social media is playing up in iran

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:10, archived)
I just hope there is a swift conclusion

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:13, archived)
I'll get zapped by a muslamic raygun.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:15, archived)
executed in a piazza

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:43, archived)
Yeah, dunno who he thinks he is, just gonna chop his head off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:50, archived)
at least we will be able to watch it on liveleak

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:52, archived)
lol leak

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:55, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:59, archived)
I love Italian food!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:52, archived)
they don't do last meals
just walk you out, you kneel, then down comes the sword.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:55, archived)
I'm not giving up my Quickening that easily.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 17:00, archived)
Wank

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:51, archived)
First humpday afternoon thread of the year.
Everyone having a fun day and not suffering too much from turkey withdrawal?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:04, archived)
Yer, not bad, cheers.
cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:06, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:06, archived)
cheers

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:09, archived)
I've just paid off the last of my debt, excluding mortgage,
How should I celebrate?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:11, archived)
by taking out a massive loan

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:11, archived)
What should I spend it on?
Or shall I just get it all in cash in fivers and head for a spearmint rhino?
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hookers and blow, obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:16, archived)
Alright spanishfly

(SgtNobbleSocks, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:06, archived)
Munchie box.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:15, archived)
^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:16, archived)
What?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchy_box
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:35, archived)
borrow heavily and go abroad

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
Might bump in to muncho, too risky

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true

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:26, archived)
Get this on tick
www.watchfinder.co.uk/Rolex/Daytona/116576%20TBR/34209/item/97517
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:21, archived)
Do they do it in gold?

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Yeah but it'll be cheap compared to the platinum one , why scrimp

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:28, archived)
Fair enough,
Might get 2
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Do they do a decent looking one?
That’s fucking vomit inducing
(SgtNobbleSocks, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:08, archived)
I fucken hate turkey
hth
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:11, archived)
Heresy.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:18, archived)
It's cheap, nasty and doesn't taste as good as chicken
what do you want me to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:19, archived)
I just want to hear those 3 words again

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Paint my house

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:57, archived)
Reckon I'd take to retirement like a duck to water.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:11, archived)
Reckon I'd take two bottles into the shower

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:12, archived)
CHINNY RECKON

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:16, archived)
^rinse and mince

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:23, archived)
There was an epically stupid clip on the BBC News website yesterday
about a couple who'd retired in their mid-forties and were jetting off around the world, having spent the previous three years scrimping and saving to pay off the last of their mortgage. Their way of making a living despite not working was from the incoming rent on the three other properties they owned and the returns on a sizeable chunk they'd invested. Want to retire before 50? Easy: just make sure you own at least four houses. Cretins.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
my dad's mate has a portfolio of over 100 properties
it's sickening
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:23, archived)

properties tasteful nudes
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:35, archived)
I think that's a portfolio we all want to invest in

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:42, archived)
I hope they get hacked to death by pirates.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:31, archived)
the people renting out those 3 other properties are basically just NPCs to them i guess

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:28, archived)
don't eat turkey so I don't miss it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:16, archived)
http://www.b3ta.com/talk/8141140

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:18, archived)
it's bland and shit for cunts

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:21, archived)
What DO you do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:18, archived)
rape it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:19, archived)
I calls it a struggle snuggle lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:22, archived)
I actually point it towards mecca before commencing

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:23, archived)
the bingo hall?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:26, archived)
sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:28, archived)
I might have it
what are the symptoms of turkey withdrawal?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:01, archived)
a sense of satisfaction that you no longer have to endure something that has less flavour than the wrapping it comes in

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:02, archived)
when your gizzard starts playing up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:08, archived)
Feeling permanently stuffed.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:08, archived)
i am disgustingly cheerful today

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:15, archived)
Splendid.
Make sure you keep that new dealer's number in a safe place.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:18, archived)
will do

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:25, archived)
nah we only had a pheasant and a duck

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:29, archived)
you know, it almost looks like you're saying you only had a pleasant fuck. imagine that!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:30, archived)
This is giving me flashbacks of 'Carry On Cleo' now.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:36, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 6:36, archived)
No thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 7:31, archived)
suit yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 7:32, archived)

moirae.co.uk/media/4414/suitt-yourself.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:24, archived)
wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:33, archived)
done and done
and I mean done
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:41, archived)
It sure is
Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 7:51, archived)
generic response

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 7:58, archived)
*surly nod*
There's wind out there this morning that'd take the skirt off a scarecrow.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:12, archived)
it's a temperate 4 degrees here
-13 forecast for next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:16, archived)
Cor, that sounds like fun.
I bet it's going to be really dark and gloomy as well.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:17, archived)
course it is, it's the middle of fucking winter
nah actually there should be a massive snowdump before that which'll brighten the place up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:22, archived)
lol dump

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:26, archived)
It's only the start of winter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:30, archived)
sounds like a threat

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:32, archived)
Not me, it's just how the seasons roll

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:33, archived)
here we go again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:37, archived)
oh boy

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:42, archived)
alright stakka

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:43, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:00, archived)
Top of the morning to you!

(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:42, archived)
bottom, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:50, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:50, archived)
best response so far

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:54, archived)
You say it best,
when you say nothing at all.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:23, archived)

say wear
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:31, archived)
With all that hair, you're never really naked.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:47, archived)
First day back.
Having finished mid December.

Thought I'd show willing and come in to the office rather than working from
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:54, archived)
proxima centauri

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:02, archived)
a goat's anus

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:05, archived)
the tearooms of mars to the hellholes of uranus

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:34, archived)
patsy gallant's leszzzz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:37, archived)
the scrotum to the anus

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:43, archived)
greetings and salutations

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:03, archived)
fuck off Spock

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:06, archived)
Ordered a pair of those cutproof gloves off teh Amazon last night.
Fuck you, sharp knives.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:23, archived)
Chainmail gauntlets?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:25, archived)
butchers wear those
they are about £90
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:27, archived)
No...as $$ says, those are expensive bastards.
You can get cutproof materials without resorting to chainmail, even if the whole mediaeval knight aspect is kind of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:28, archived)
It's spelled "medieaevaoeaieval" m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:43, archived)
What, like oecu'mhaeniq'alh?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:44, archived)

have you ever had an medieaevaoeaieval oegamiom
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:12, archived)
Tap turns on the water, etc

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:12, archived)
ugh

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 9:35, archived)
pumpkin spice latte will sort you out

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:23, archived)
you idiot, it's not thanksgiving anymore
toffee nut latte is the christmas choice
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:28, archived)
:((

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:36, archived)
I've been dying of a cold since new years day,
Feel a bit better today, so you can almost guarantee I'll be fine to go back to work tomorrow
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Have a shower before bed, don't dry off and sleep with the window open to prolong the lurgy.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:00, archived)
I just want to be better.
And the first 2 days back at work will be an absolute doss either way
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Oh, well, that's alright then.
Get well soon and ting.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:20, archived)
Hey, thanks man, you too.

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Thanks, fam.
I invested in some special 'rapid healing' plasters yesterday, which may or may not be bullshit, but the old range of movement is slowly coming back.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:35, archived)
Have you thought about pushing some up your bottom?

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I knew investing in that maeeaeadiaooeeiieiivaaal spiked strap-on was a bad idea.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:52, archived)
I was ill for most of December
starting the year snot-free feels like a fresh new start.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:24, archived)
It came on so sudden,
Woke up on the 1st and I could barely move. Did manage to watch all of the new season of black mirror though.
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happy birthday Yoon Se-ah!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:56, archived)
this thread isn't very interesting

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:03, archived)
green bin tonight

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:13, archived)
My black glass bin has gone missing, I await the ransom note

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:45, archived)
I sometimes throw bottles in the ordinary bin

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:49, archived)
I will now , the tins and plastic bin gets too full so I have to general waste beer cans

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:50, archived)

in the ordinary bin at pigeons in the street
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 18:28, archived)
Glass bin sounds like a bit of a liability to be honest mate, I expect one of the binmen dropped it and it smashed.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:50, archived)
The council have given me a bag to put my cardboard in, the pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:51, archived)
Ooh, ah, Yoon Se-ah,
Say ooh ah Yoon Se-ah!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:10, archived)
bit disrespectful

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:13, archived)
+ We are shakin' the tree

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 19:56, archived)
Any nudes?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:11, archived)
not yet

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:12, archived)
Wank wanky wanky wanky wank wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:21, archived)
she would love that

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:24, archived)
i no

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:38, archived)
sorry, not really into star wars

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 18:25, archived)
fair do's

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 18:30, archived)
youn cr

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 19:08, archived)
I'll be getting a passport, this year, and holidaying abroad for the first time in forever.
Where should I go? You can't say "away".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:32, archived)
Morecambe

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:33, archived)
Isle of Wight

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:38, archived)
Dumfries.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:40, archived)
come and visit me if you like
I'll show you the Museum of Warsaw's Destruction, the Museum of Jewish suffering, all the momuments to murders and then we can have a nice bowl of pig tripe soup and some stewed prune juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:41, archived)

owl of pig tripe soup and some stewed prune juice. umming lol
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:48, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:50, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:26, archived)
Don't forget the raw slab of bacon fat.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:49, archived)
you only get that with vodka
and I don't think mm likes that very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:02, archived)
You know me so well.
👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:06, archived)
Biafra

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:50, archived)
Might be difficult.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:54, archived)
stay at home and get naked

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:00, archived)
oh bollocks my bloody daughter's passport needs renewing before we next go away
thanks for the reminder ems
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:04, archived)
Glad to be of service.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:05, archived)
oh wait no I don't
I think I've lost a year somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:08, archived)
away
hey! turns out i CAN say it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:15, archived)
Well you've certainly proved you can type it.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:36, archived)
You stupid IDIOT

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:09, archived)
You can say what you like about manolith but he is a fucking stupid fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:12, archived)
Any chance we can get these stupid Christmas icons turned off again please?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:13, archived)
no, sorry
you're not sufficiently holly jolly yet
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 18:14, archived)
egypt
it's a place i've always wanted to visit and, one day, i will.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:26, archived)
Burma
Or Rhodesia
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tae fuck
I hear it's lovely at this time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:35, archived)
What do you like to do in your spare time?
what kind of climate do you find comfortable?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:38, archived)
I like to not go abroad.
But I've promised to take the kids, and so it'll need to be somewhere that has guaranteed good weather, but is also not too far away.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:43, archived)
normandy

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:45, archived)
Jersey

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:47, archived)
Just go to a haven in france, job done

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:50, archived)
Or go to Le Havre, which means "the haven".

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:52, archived)
Shavre Havre?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:09, archived)
this is much funnier than it should be

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:19, archived)
actual lol

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:58, archived)
It'll probably be this.
No doubt I'll balk at the asking price for a villa.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:57, archived)
indoors

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:50, archived)
^tggi

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:55, archived)
Benidorm
they've got British pubs showing all the soaps and only fools and horses and you can get fish and chips there
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:40, archived)
I'll get a neck tattoo, to compliment my lobster tan!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:45, archived)
the Blackpool of Spain.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:46, archived)
and the world cup is on
that makes it more magical
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:46, archived)
This is getting very close to my idea of hell.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:07, archived)
if you don't support our team, you don't support our troops.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:30, archived)
I support good sportsmanship and nuclear disarmament.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:49, archived)
Fuck knows

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:10, archived)
I reckon I know

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I bet you do

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:27, archived)
Das Moon.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:28, archived)
Rick Hall, the guy that basically founded muscle shoals as a place for music is dead. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:43, archived)
I spent 2 weeks in Malta this december
10/10 would recommend, Cats everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:56, archived)
I went there and it was full of old people and my wife got pregnant so wouldn't recommend.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:28, archived)
Yemen

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:00, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 7:13, archived)
yeah, hi

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:07, archived)
are we the only cunts working today?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:12, archived)
i started to doubt whether i was supposed to be in today as i walked through the almost empty car park
fuckin' academics get an extra week off
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:53, archived)
I wondered the same thing
because before the break, my boss said "speak to you on the third". He just meant him, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:54, archived)
my wife works in an EU-related place
and they get nearly four weeks off around this time for all the international holidays.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:57, archived)
ur gonna get sacked

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:57, archived)
oh thank god
for a second there I was worried it was going to be something bad
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:05, archived)
are you up for some Christian mysticism later?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:16, archived)
you bet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:23, archived)
'member 'you bet'?
with matthew kelly. 'member?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:25, archived)
In his pre-Yewtree fame.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:31, archived)
Flex those glutes like you mean it.
Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:23, archived)
glute-free m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:41, archived)
^ ballsacktose-intolerant

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:43, archived)
isn't it unlucky to still have the christmas icons on?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:26, archived)
Are you ready for twelfth night?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:36, archived)
^dressed up as his sister

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:42, archived)
This is probably a Shakespeare reference,
and thus can get fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:51, archived)
uncultured swine

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:56, archived)
I've read and seen plenty of Shakespeare, so I'm cultured like a particularly active bacteria.
I just think it's all rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:00, archived)
Wotcha.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:29, archived)
Kent reprezent

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:42, archived)
Kent can get fucked, too.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:01, archived)
Feliz Año Nuevo

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:44, archived)
Szczeszliwego Nowego Roku

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:50, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:49, archived)
+fuck, let it all uck

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:50, archived)
happy new etc!
feeling better yet?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:12, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:24, archived)
Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:28, archived)
if god can cure this fucking flu, I'll go to church every fucking week

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:29, archived)
have you tried any rhythmic chanting?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:37, archived)
Jesus, of course I have
Do you think I'm stupid or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:39, archived)
are your chakras in order?
I did notice you were playing with them a lot over the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:42, archived)
they ache a bit, if that's what you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:54, archived)
a bit, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:26, archived)
in b4 afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:56, archived)
glad someone made the effort

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:57, archived)
Happy new years

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:19, archived)
same to you
any resolutions?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:22, archived)
1920 x 1080?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:40, archived)
kill yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:42, archived)
I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:52, archived)
Nah , you?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:46, archived)
no promises, just weak suggestions
Improve my Polish, get a pay rise, cash out my bitcoins
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:18, archived)
i bet there's some good watches coming out this year, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:38, archived)
Baselworld in march , what will we see, I just don't know

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:57, archived)

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