haha, the reason why this is funny is because it's not *actually* morning any more - I get this joke!!!(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 13:53,
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 14:12,
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I'm 'saying a big hiyas' as I type thisHuzzah!
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:22,
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A women just tried to pay cash on the bus, talk about living in the past , buses have been cashless for ages (
mongychops, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 13:55,
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Women eh? What are they like?No seriously, what are they like?
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 14:08,
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You can't call them women any more, it's 'humans who menstruate'.(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 14:23, archived)
These days if you call someone a woman you get arrested and thrown in jaila gender-neutral jail
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 14:25,
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Yeah you do, I read so on Facebook so it’s definitely true(
Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 16:34,
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I’m afraid it’s an arrested and thrown in jail offense. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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And yet if a woman gets arrested it's police overreachhooray for affirmative action!
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:20,
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They’re just one of many examples of gender(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=59804
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 16:56,
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Morning Off to do the shopping before the Easter weekend panic buyers get there
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 8:51,
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we got our lamb for Sunday yesterday for the same reasonBrisket's being delivered later for Saturday's bbq, the only things I still need to get are a shitload of booze and some chicken wings
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 8:53,
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I should have a clear run until at least 10It'll be like dawn of the dead in there until then. Just a load of pensioners shuffling around moaning. Need to get done so I can hide from my mate, she's trying to set me up on a date with someone who looks like he came over on the ark
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 9:10,
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morningtoday is the day for going out and getting an Easter egg
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 8:58,
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I was hoping to see my kid tomorrow to hand over an egg to her but she can't be bothered to see me so no need to get one nowironmancrying.jpg
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 8:59,
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that hurts, manhope you at least get to Zoom or something on the big day
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 9:04,
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I'm surprised you're allowed access to any kids, tbh.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 9:36,
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It's funny how such an obviously untrue statement became a popular saying, don't you think?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 13:13,
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"I'm going to rape an eagle" sang rob manuel, in a dark foreshadowing of his many animal-bothering crimes(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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"I'm going to put my hand right up therebut I'd better take this swastika armband off first"
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check out yr favourite colourway m8blog.size.co.uk/2021/03/30/the-puma-suede-vintage-is-back-with-a-kelly-green-guise/
plus, some nice new Ralph Sampsons have just dropped as well.
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as seen on the cover of this brilliant, brilliant bookpowerhousebooks.com/site/wp-content/uploads/backin_icon.jpg
Nice to see a young pre-cocaine rape Craig Charles and David Schwimmer rocking the b-boy style there
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 9:32,
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that BAPE/unkle tee is arriving today, need to find a nice pair of sneaks and a snapback in appropriate colours to go with it(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 9:52, archived)
HelloI've booked in for m'jab next week. I chose the least glamorous venue I could find so I'm gonna be vaccinated in the Asda on the Old Kent Road - strikey-g opportunities galore!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 10:22,
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And pick up some slavic rough trade from the b and q carpark next door (
mongychops, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 10:42,
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I've often looked at those guys and wondered what they'd do for how muchgaz me pics and prices pls.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 11:31,
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they'll do it for half the price of a Brit, in half the time and they'll clean up properly afterwards(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 11:43,
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Yes, but will they understand my instructions?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 11:49,
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Asda Value Vaccination! Probably some knockoff jab, Astral-Zenith or something(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Is this something to do with that Big Farmer?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 13:41,
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Not much gets past you, does it?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 13:35,
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I'm exhaustedGuess it's partly hangover, partly a big lunch, partly the warmth. Need to decide how long I have to keep pretending to work before I can sack it off and go lie in the park.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 13:44,
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Here you go, have today's as well(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 10:53,
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Found this targeted ad a bit harsh uk.etatlibredorange.com/products/fat-electrician-en
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mongychops, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 13:45,
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I sprayed some on and... let's just saysparks were flying!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 14:22,
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Well in these turbulent times it's good to steer clear of controversy (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 8:13,
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Morning, I'm looking forward to the Easter break, need the time off (
mongychops, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 8:12,
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morning, me too manactually having a house (well, garden) guest on Saturday, pretty fucking momentous - it will be the first person other than my mum and sister who my wife has seen socially in over a year. Now if I can only get my spastic kid to return my messages hopefully I can see her on Friday making this weekend easily the best one since all this shit began last spring.
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 8:15,
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hellogot that DJ Muro mix on this morning
good shit yo
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 8:25,
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I'm just about to put on a flowered shirt with huge collars and karate chop someone(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 8:33,
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bang this one on afterwards, Jazz Spastiks - Camera of Soundyoutu.be/amymxIjrgKM
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nah manthis is next: youtu.be/ClaHTV69Vhg
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:12,
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ok m8, just spreading some Jazz Spastiks love, they are fuckin great(, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:13, archived)
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:54,
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Like Monty Python LOL!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:28,
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haha, the knights who say 'no'!!!(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:52,
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Put this in a sea shanty*pppffffFFFfFFFFarrrrrpppppftttttchssssspf*
Edit - this should have gone after the bit about pulling cheeks apart for sailors. Though, it's appropriate in any context, really.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 12:08,
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let's see how you get on with it in the context of the next time you're approached by the police, m8(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 13:24,
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Appropriate but not without consequences.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 14:00,
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Classic morning thread,you should sell it as an NFT like the guy on /board is doing.
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I had to look that up due to lol old'National Film Theatre?'
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:16,
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it's a wednesday, but also kind of a thursdayimagine that!
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:16,
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morningthe wankers across the road are putting their house on the market, just before mine goes on.
also, my bloody valentine are now representing on streaming services so gonna put Loveless on the sonos.
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morning RichardHave you had your vaccine yet?
Worried about you.
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morning Salty, don't panic m8, I had the first one on monday(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:17,
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Morning Another lovely sunny day
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:20,
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innitI fucked up yesterday by making an extremely complicated coleslaw* at lunchtime and didn't make it outside until about 3:30pm
*not a euphemism
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:24,
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Why complicate coleslaw?you may as well fondle a faun.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:31,
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it contained a ridiculous number of different ingredients including homemade mayonnaise*, not done that before*not a euphemism
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:52,
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We managed to time our beach visit just right Nice and warm but not too busy. We had a good 2 hours before the beach started to get crowded and we went home. Glad we left when we did, the traffic trying to get to the carpark was ridiculous
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:54,
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You are so much more comfortable with it (this new computer has a sort of predictive text bar so I'm going to see what it's trying to tell me, like an AI ouija board)
The first thing that was a good thing for you and your wife to go with me to get a new job for a few months now I will be back to you in a little while I am in a little town.
(yeah, don't think anecdotes are its forte)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 10:22,
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this reads how Facebook translates Chinese(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 10:31,
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Fucking peri-peri, I am.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 12:09,
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How many short-dated hams is it worth, do you reckon?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 11:32,
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You should "shop" one of these "fucklifts" with "Teh Quo", it's be well lol!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 22:04,
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Yeah, bought some new trainers and am awaiting beer to be delivered (
mongychops, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:32,
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Nike killshot , white and red . Looking at skate decks now , gonna buy a new one (
mongychops, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:12,
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these?www.size.co.uk/product/red-nike-killshot-sp/16033213/?istCompanyId=44259a28-7e2d-45e6-bbfe-b7c7b54af454&istFeedId=d6ad14f8-1d0d-4b87-9572-404a766b2cd2&istItemId=imilwtalx&istBid=t&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIo7eCrJzY7wIV04BQBh0V6QpXEAQYAyABEgJsrPD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
Nike have done some decent skate shoes. What deck are you getting? Last one I bought was that Taxi Driver one by Zero. It's wall mounted in the man cave alongside one of the Alan Partridge ones that Enjoi did.
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Nah the og version. I'm just looking at the moment might just get a standard santa cruz set up, although I do like the spongebob ones, but with my sliding rails graphics get fucked (
mongychops, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:31,
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'man cave' transl: 'I am a total fucking wanker'(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 8:11,
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Got the motorbike back on the roadtaxed, insured, tested. Went for a jolly down to the beach and had a nice run at the seaside. It was fucken lush.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:41,
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imgur.com/a/VzITmh7
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:00,
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that's a big bundle of sticks(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:06,
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I find it hard to believe the sea did that by itself. I blame restless spirits.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:16,
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it's the makings of either a tipi or a big fuck-off bonfire(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:19,
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nearly afternoonknocking off in a bit, going to crack a cheeky Stella. No side effects from yesterday's jab yet - I know how worried you've all been about that, so I wanted to set your minds at ease, for now at least.
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 11:51,
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hi, just idly wondering if anyone's ever told you to go fuck yourself, online(, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 11:52, archived)
I see.When did you first start feeling this way?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 11:58,
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I remember there was one time this ghastly nonce did tell me that - fortunately he's a banned poster now.Thankfully the watertight moderation of this fantastic messageboard means that there's no way for him to keep coming back with different accounts to circumnavigate his permanent ban(s). Which is something of a relief.
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:10,
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Oh it's HIM.I might have to talk about the nonce like he's not here then.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:11,
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he really is SUCH a fucking nonce(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:13,
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I can't believe he keeps coming back after all these years.That's some serious mental illness.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:19,
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this could apply to three different posters, that I can think of without breaking a sweat(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:20,
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lolrighto I'm off - have a lovely day, enjoy scrubbing the rust off your shit kettle bbq xxx
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:24,
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U WOTIt's an oil drum style!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:30,
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RIP all your shit, banned accounts, you fucking nonce, you mean(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:14,
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I'd like to go home and sit and chill, but next door was sold Friday and they are tearing the shit out of it (
mongychops, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:07,
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I'm going to 420blayzit and then fire up the grill(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:10,
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and now I want a BBQ...:-(
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:12,
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Is there some sort of filthymessage filtering? Because I typed more than just a subject line...
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:14,
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I've got a whizz-bang fancy-pants smoker, it's the fucking tits(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:15,
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This is displeasing.As my oddly-missing message said - I hate you because now I have to dig out the BBQ and actually clean the thing to obtain the delicious prize. It's almost not worth it...
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:18,
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hate speech is banned on here m8, I expect the secret mods deleted your harsh words(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:19,
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I actually worded it differently, but probably.They've had too much Soros Soy.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:20,
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they're probably still calibrating the microchip(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:08,
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I have to say my newfound 5G reception really is the fucking business - thanks Bill Gates and George Soros!(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:11,
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He's so on the payroll.One of THEM.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:31,
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I just did a shit that smelled like the seasideThe body never ceases to amaze.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:21,
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morninghoping to take a half day today to enjoy the soonsheeeine
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 7:56,
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I am planning to go for a run along the seaside(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 8:02,
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Hang on, just need some booze to wake me up.On holiday so it's totally fine
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That's nicestart the day with a slug of meths
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 8:22,
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morningbirds are singing, it's a regular spring festival out there
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 8:36,
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There's a song thrush that serenades us every morning.For those not familiar with what a song thrush sounds like, and might imagine from the name that it's the bird equivalent of Mariah Carey, it's more like R2-D2 on acid.
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R2-D2 on acid sounds infinitely more entertaining than Mariah Carey(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 8:50,
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Neither sounds like an ideal way to start the day(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 8:50,
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Mariah Carey and Thrushboth known to cause irritation
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 9:17,
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Morning.I got up about 5 to go to the bog and I sharted so loudly I woke up the baby. :(
His room is at the opposite end of the landing from the bathroom, his door was closed and we use a white noise machine to help him sleep. :(((
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 8:54,
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I have to admitthe idea of a shite noise generator to help infants sleep made me do a lol!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 9:13,
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Hang on, "shhite"?FAIL.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 10:01,
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nuh-uh, it's a combination of "shh" and "shite"(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 10:18,
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I have broken all the laws of Wales and Englandand am visiting my parents. It's beautiful and pretty and nice here.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 9:14,
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What, even those weird ones from the 17th century about sorcery and whatnot?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 9:18,
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They're gonna totally burn me...(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 9:51,
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Strikey-g bum, oh ahahaha!!!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 9:54,
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We have a right laugh here, don't we?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 10:00,
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It's a glorious sunny day'rah!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 9:51,
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Morning Think I'll take the kids to the beach
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 10:33,
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I literally explained that to them an hour ago We're watching zombieland
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 11:29,
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They have some appliance shaped like a fiat 500, there are 3 in the window of the regent st shoo, look shit and probably cost 6 grand , so no (
mongychops, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:10,
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Completely impractical www.smeg.com/products/SMEG500B
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mongychops, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:14,
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hehfrom a red dwarf to a white mini
yes I know it's a Fiat 500
shut up
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:20,
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There are too many new people, mongy.I don't like it.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:24,
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Many of the new people are old people, and one believe it or not because he is supposed to be perma banned is dozer (
mongychops, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:26,
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I cleared my history years ago, so you're ALL bluenamers now.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:33,
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"I cleared my history years ago"?? No Dave Trouser, if you did it years ago, and you're talking about it now, then it's history, so you didn't clear it after all.This is the kind of sloppy thinking that can't be tolerated in the new, vibrant /chat forum we're building here.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 20:21,
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Noble materials, monochromatic surface and copper and stainless steel trims that return as a leitmotif of the whole range, mongy(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:26,
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I only hunt rare BMW's, classics, like the m1sits back and hopes to catch a grrry
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mongychops, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 20:39,
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Black men's willies?I should have known.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 22:50,
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Perfect for when you want that "some drunk cunt has smashed through my kitchen wall" look(, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 20:11, archived)
MNEURGH, I'M HEAD OF DESIGN AT SMEG, MNNEURRRRGH(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 21:45,
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Um, this is embarrassing because this wasn't a setup to anything with a payoff of any kind, I thought the funniness would stand on its own merit, I see now how wrong I was, please, please forgive me.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:52,
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oh man I missed that entirely, so sorry(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 15:27,
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without doubtI haven't just let you down - I've let /chat down, but, worst of all, I've let myself down
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 15:46,
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you need a foot pump(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 16:48,
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Hello, I’m cricket’s Ian Botham, and I’m here to share something special with you today. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 1:44,
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To get those school days memories get your missus to punch you in the arm as she walks by (
mongychops, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 15:43,
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lol every year they had to send letters home about BCG arm-punching, a fine tradition(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 15:45,
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yeah my brother's got infected, he's got a big scar - also made much worse due to all the punching(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 15:52,
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You were probably asking for it, tbf.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 16:29,
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Even now if anyone slaps me on the arm I'll still scream "Aargh my BCG" as a reflex.(, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:02, archived)
I had the Pfizer one. The second dose fucked me up for a whole weekend.(, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:01, archived)
Exciting weekend?Ours was full of drama. We changed the car stereo speakers and my brother in law found out his boyfriend is cheating on him. The cheat-ee called him up to tell him all about the shenanigans with the cheat-er. It was like a South American soap opera had listed our little London house - tears, screams, threats, storming up stairs, the works.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 8:07,
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Such anguish and overactingit was very entertaining.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 8:09,
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Replacing the stock Honda units with a pair of Pioneers?I must admit, taking all the panelling out with a plastic spader and finding the screws that held the rear trim in place was quite the challenge, yes indeed.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 8:21,
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I'll bet there was a hearty round of huzzahs when you finished the job(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 8:22,
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We only had two bits left over!well, we found some screws on the floor we won't know if they were important until someone takes the car for a drive. Huzzah indeed!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 8:41,
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morningthat funk rock mix that Slippery Mick posted is most excellent
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 8:36,
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you'll like this thenwww.youtube.com/watch?v=FBYHUaJCnAs
DJ Muro is the fucking business
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 8:45,
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Nice, will give this a bash.Glad you liked it Turing!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 13:41,
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I am currently out of office.I will be returning from annual leave on 12/4/21. Please address all urgent queries to mongychops.
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I'm thinking of taking tomorrow offsupposed to be 23 degrees here
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 8:53,
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some people get really quite sick don't theyFingers crossed I'm not one of them
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 10:32,
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Morning Another bright and blustery day
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 9:10,
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According to my brother Half the dockers were off last night, because it was too windy to unload the ships
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 9:23,
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 10:52,
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How do you know my sister's name?(
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 10:57,
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It's printed at the top of the receiptsquite professional looking
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Everyone knows HandyAndy(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 13:11,
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that wind's got a lot to answer forfirst grounding that tanker, now this
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 10:59,
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Coincidentally I’ve just done a plop in the shape of a horseshoe (
Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 9:56,
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Morning.The drummer from Alabama Shakes (no, me neither) has been arrested on child abuse charges. Alabama SHAKES BABY, more like!!!
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oh HO!I've heard the name but not a clue what they sound like - or care tbh
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 11:48,
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Lemon SpangWhy did you molest that poor penguin, Sir?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 1:37,
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Smash Monkey(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 17:54,
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Mixed Kebab and Manakeish Lamb ordered from the Lebanese takeaway.Everything's coming up Slippery Mick!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 19:20,
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broadsword wโ, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 23:02,
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I am hanging like Derek Bentley this morning(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 10:40,
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MNEURGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 12:55,
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you'd probably like thiswww.juno.co.uk/products/shake-the-foundations-militant-funk-the/812696-01
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 10:43,
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Morning (just)I am not hungover because drinking at home meh
But looking forward to cans in the park Tuesday with up to five friends in unseasonably warm weather, and being very hungover Wednesday
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 12:00,
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what's that? hair of the dog?I believe I will
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 12:21,
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Afternoon Relaxing with a lemon tea and a couple of brownies
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 12:54,
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Oh I do love a lemon party.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 17:07,
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Edibles + impatience = overdose(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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What have we learnt?Nothing sir
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 15:39,
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I’m currently running a second experiment to test certain hypotheses. I’ll share my ravings with the group later. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 17:01,
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I fucking spelled this out only yesterday, I have failed as a gaz guru (
mongychops, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 16:42,
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I've got further high and realise I can't blame myself (
mongychops, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 17:21,
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silly person(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 16:53,
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The thing about being silly is I can see how silly something is but then I do it anyway because I’m silly. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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yes, i see your problemhave you considered hiring somebody to gently chastise you when you try to do something silly?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 17:05,
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I did a massive bagful of vape on Friday.And my vision went all funny like it was through a wide-angle lens but also got trails with movement.
Then I went for a bit of a lie down.
10/10 Would do again.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 17:43,
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Time for an evening thread, I feel.Alt.: favourite branch of the Indo-European language family? I'd have to plump for Balto-Slavic.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 18:58,
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Very flattered, I'm sure, but I'm spoken for.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 19:58,
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No idea what a trios is but I still reckon I could mánage one (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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That's fine, mongers, you take it easy.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:17,
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Pull yourself together man, there’s no such thing(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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The Nerd Rope edibles have arrived, there’s a lot. Huzzah!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Geo-stationary? I’m sorry I don’t know what that means. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 4:07,
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Good Stuff? It was fun, but these aren’t great edibles. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 4:12,
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I'd have thought you'd say Indo-Aryan,combining as it does your love of spicy food and (according to brb) Hitler-like tendencies.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:11,
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Didn’t answer your question, sorry! Daco-Thracian has got a lot going for it. It’s poorly-attested, which I think makes it seem dark and mysterious and a little bit dangerous. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 4:18,
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Ooh, a connoisseur's choice, there!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 9:24,
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Morning Another lovely day. Think I'll make brownies
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:00,
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Jeez, I know they can be annoying but they're just trying to earn their badges. :((
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 13:36,
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Making menemen hereBorough Market treats dinner coming later: burrata, wild boar tortelloni, assorted charcuterie, fancy bread etc, get in
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 11:14,
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Nice Think I'll stick to a simple veggie curry tonight
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 12:14,
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Do doo be-do-do
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 12:40,
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Got a good recipe?I've attempted it a few times and had hit-or miss results. I do a good shakshuka though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 13:01,
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Shakshuka is fucking lush, had if for the first time last year(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I had poached eggs on toast.It was alright.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 15:24,
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Poached eggs on toast is one of the best meals ever (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 15:33,
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Got this funk rock mix on. You might like it.www.mixcloud.com/DiversionProjects/diversion-projects-presents-funk-rock/
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:33,
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Nice oneFunk rock is my absolute favourite, Yellow Sunshine, Baby Huey etc best of both worlds and a treasure trove of b-boy breaks
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 16:33,
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afternoon Got a PB for a half marathon this morning, few beers tonight I reckon
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 15:00,
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AlrightI just trumped and it smells like Liverpool
Have you ever done a trump that smells like a major city?
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Richard Shitheels, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 22:07,
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no, but I had a can of strongbow earlier that smelled of farts(
broadsword wโ, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 22:53,
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I semi-regularly do one that smells like a liquorice factory, so Sheffield and Pontefract.(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:14,
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