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morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 6:39, archived)
Clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 7:13, archived)
Hiya

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 8:07, archived)
alright, ‘mr popular page’

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 8:13, archived)
Why is he populol?
The biggest bellend on /chat?
lollollol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 8:37, archived)
brb went mental innit

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 8:38, archived)
I think he has me on ignore. This makes me happy.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 8:43, archived)
"went"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 9:31, archived)
I hear he's a racist now father

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 9:55, archived)
Claggy Island

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 18:56, archived)
Morning faceshit

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 8:37, archived)
Fucks sake
I mean, really
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 19:43, archived)
this parrot has ceased to be

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 19:45, archived)

parrot moribund flebsite
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 19:45, archived)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:05, archived)
Alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:15, archived)
He's gone full mental and he's clicking all my posts

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:27, archived)
You specifically requested it, don't deny it.
You're being like GIVE ME ATTENTION and then OMG WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:43, archived)
No m8, I just don't want your validation in any way whatsoever.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:45, archived)
I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 21:08, archived)
I hate you!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 21:12, archived)
Woo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 21:34, archived)
Worst think break ever.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 22:00, archived)
It takes woo to make a yay alright

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 23:10, archived)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 22:08, archived)
Please see my message on the main board
My true identity finally revealed
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:32, archived)
Dull AND waki, has somebody slipped brb some ecstasy or something

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:34, archived)
Dull?
You hurt my feewings
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:40, archived)
Try being less dull then.
You won't succeed, but everyone hates a trier.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:44, archived)
:(

(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:48, archived)
And what is waki?

(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:49, archived)

duckduckgo.com/?q=Timmy+Mallett
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:55, archived)
I don't click on any links....
Just tell me
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 19:03, archived)
Okay.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:38, archived)
I doubt my body could take it these days...
I've had my fair share of it already though.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:54, archived)
BULLSHIT

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:57, archived)
Oh yeah, brb, stop liking my posts plz

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:58, archived)
Like all your posts, got it.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:28, archived)
FULL. MENTAL.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:28, archived)
SPACKET.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:34, archived)
I AM A GAY SPAZ ETC

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:35, archived)
https://www.scope.org.uk/donate/

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:36, archived)
Never commences being funny, that one.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:37, archived)
Some humour isn't meant to be funny.
I mean, if you don't get THAT you're not going to get much value out of me, m7.9.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:39, archived)
Clearly.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:40, archived)
Just need a second person to do this and all your posts will be popular paged!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:29, archived)
YES!!!!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:33, archived)
Or you could like them yourself, like the popular board member ls18.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:33, archived)
Graham Coxon out of blur can usually be relied on for some lurking clickage

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:34, archived)
Hello it's bou
I'm here to say hi

How are you all?
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:22, archived)
Hi, I'm good thanks.
How are you?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:28, archived)
HAH

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:29, archived)
I'm very well thank you.
I thought I would pop in a say hello to all

I moved away from South Africa- things are going really badly there. I live in Italy now. I suppose I will be banned again but hello nevertheless
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:33, archived)
I'm getting married in Italy soon.
Well I was, but I'll have to cancel it now because it turns out I'm a massive homo.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:34, archived)
Just get married to a man, problem solved.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:36, archived)
Oh congratulations on getting married!
Where in Italy will it be?
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:37, archived)
Hang on a minute while I gather all the details and post them on here

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:39, archived)
Well just the general region is okay
May I recommend the Amalfi coast
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:42, archived)
Good recommendation thanks, I suppose we need to start organising it soon.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:47, archived)
Good! I hope you have. Lovely wedding

(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:49, archived)
Fuck me

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:04, archived)
Agreeing with spanishfly here

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:43, archived)
Do you like owls?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:30, archived)
I love all animals

(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:33, archived)
OWLS ONLY.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:35, archived)
Yes I love owls
There's one outside my window
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:39, archived)
I know a cracking owl sanctuary.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:40, archived)
Really?

(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:42, archived)
Why would I lie about that? Fucking hell.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:55, archived)
Not saying you're lying
Inviting you to add more information.
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:57, archived)
Inviting you to SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:58, archived)
Not tonight
I'm chewing peppermint gum
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:59, archived)
Is it the one near Llandudno?
/don't tell him, Pike
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:33, archived)
Not bad, thanks.
For some time people thought I was you, or that you were me. Also baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:33, archived)
Understandable mistake...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:34, archived)
I'm.so sorry about that
I'm sure it ruined your enjoyment of this site
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:35, archived)
I fucking hate this place.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:49, archived)
We love it and hate it
We keep coming back...
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:55, archived)
BzzZZzzZZZzzzZZzzz

(bou bees, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:38, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:39, archived)
Hi bou bees!!!!!!!
Bzzzzzzz
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:40, archived)
Wanksmell

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:03, archived)
?
???
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 18:15, archived)
Nobody make a sound
b3ta.com/board/11398321
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:21, archived)
Come on man
I'm just saying hello
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:25, archived)
:(

(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:28, archived)
First to engage it is a massive homo.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:28, archived)
Done, and done

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:29, archived)
Hi dave
Long time.

How are you doing?
(Bou-, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:30, archived)
willies?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 16:29, archived)
not for me ta, I'm driving

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 16:31, archived)
to anywhere nice?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 16:33, archived)
yep
shorturl.at/gxEJS
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 16:37, archived)
I went to an excellent free festival there in 1990, fact fans

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 16:38, archived)

look at the state of these merry maidens
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 17:05, archived)
Bet it wasn't a patch on Ozric Tentacles at the Treworgey Tree Fayre.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Aug 2023, 20:35, archived)
correct

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 9:46, archived)
Pendulous clackers
Alt: elevenses?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 10:48, archived)
Morning
Earl Grey and a nice biscuit ta for asking
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 10:57, archived)
I've only got shortbread

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 11:15, archived)
As long as I can dunk it it'll do ta

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 13:14, archived)
I say
Starting a thread, and with such style too!

EDIT: black coffee, with more coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 11:08, archived)
Good idea

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 11:15, archived)
Thanks, I've just had them fluffed

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 13:05, archived)
Ym needs the work I suppose
Will she do mine too?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 13:15, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 7:13, archived)
that's exactly what your type of people would say

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 7:24, archived)
They do do that don't they

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 7:32, archived)
I'm in the Burns Unit
Lol morning
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 7:32, archived)
Och aye?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Aug 2023, 7:54, archived)
The food there is awful, just constant haggis, neeps, and tatties.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 7:55, archived)
Why did the dog with no nose cross the dyke

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 8:50, archived)
Terrible!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 8:59, archived)
Haha, Robert Burns!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 9:48, archived)
So do most people if doused with enough accelerant. There's nothing special about Robert.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Aug 2023, 12:13, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 16:31, archived)
excellent

(piss and shit, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 10:48, archived)
Lol, the president of Gabon is called Ali Bongo.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 7:55, archived)
Bunghole, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 7:57, archived)
Bunghole-Bunghole land

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 7:58, archived)
They drink it in the Congo

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 8:50, archived)
Stupid cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 8:14, archived)
Bit early for your usual aggro, you unlikeable brainape

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 8:19, archived)
^ lacks self-awareness

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 8:35, archived)
Lol self

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 8:51, archived)
Fuck you, Livecunt. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 9:11, archived)
Hiyas

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 9:28, archived)
Have you considered changing your name to something fluffier?
Mr Bongo for example
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 10:19, archived)
Mr Meatypounding Buttock

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 10:41, archived)
My Little Pony grew up

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 12:58, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 0:19, archived)
FŒTID TAINT
like, really bad, ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 0:22, archived)
Serious post lols
What do you Londoners think of the new tax?
Looks like a cash generator tbh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 15:02, archived)
What are they being taxed for now?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 15:10, archived)
LITL tax (Living In That London)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 15:15, archived)

Grey, grimy, sooty. What a shit hole. What a toilet. Every cunt with a long face shuffling about, moaning, all worried. No thanks, not for me.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 16:21, archived)
Sm3g, smeg smeg

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 16:42, archived)
yeah, it would make you miserable

(piss and shit, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 19:04, archived)
and i wouldn't want that!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 21:18, archived)
Fucking place! It's a dump... don't make me laugh!

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 20:42, archived)
best film EVA!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 20:53, archived)
Yes, it's a cash generator. That's what taxes are.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 15:13, archived)
Not really a tax if you can claim it as expenses on your tax return and claim it back.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 15:30, archived)
Smeg smeggy smeg smeg smeggy

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 15:36, archived)
KHAN 4 PM!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 15:37, archived)
Morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 12:16, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 12:25, archived)
Fucking well is
Can't get enough of that PM vibe
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 12:41, archived)
Mordaunt?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 13:33, archived)
Y/Y

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 13:37, archived)
You down with ULEZ
yeah you know me
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 13:04, archived)
cunts

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 14:39, archived)
Morning Michael. Well, afternoon now, I suppose.
Populolz page is looking a bit bare, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 29 Aug 2023, 14:29, archived)

Populolz page is looking a bit bare, innit? MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 29 Aug 2023, 14:29, archived)
The popular page is empty because all the content here is worthless
and nobody enjoys each other's company, because everybody here is toxic and unlikeable.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 14:37, archived)
Lighten up mate, you dreary fucking spazmo

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 14:38, archived)
https://www.scope.org.uk/donate/

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 19:03, archived)
Does that include you?
There are people here whose virtual company I enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 14:50, archived)
It is him

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 14:51, archived)
Everybody here

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 14:51, archived)
We are all brb

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 14:51, archived)
Most of us hide it pretty well then
thank fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 14:52, archived)
Yes, it's projection

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 14:52, archived)
^upset
"Does that include you?"
Do you think you are subverting my message? Do you think I am not aware of where I am? If so, why?

Do you think your reaction could have been predicted?

Do you know what trolling is?

Up your game, toxic crusader.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 19:03, archived)
🤡⌨️

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 21:31, archived)
Do you think this statement of the obvious
is at odds with my intentions?

You may never get it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 21:47, archived)
🤡🕯️⬇️

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 23:01, archived)
Clown candle down?
Is this juggalo code?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 23:50, archived)
they're wonderfully economical things emoji, just a few taps and you're upset

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 11:45, archived)
Why do you think your lack of basic communication skills would upset me?
I love ALL your shortcomings.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Aug 2023, 14:29, archived)
Why do you keep coming back then?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 15:28, archived)
Because we're the only alternative to his own company.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 29 Aug 2023, 18:10, archived)
I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 19:04, archived)
...and people say *I* lack self awareness...

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 19:02, archived)
Yes.
Yes, they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 29 Aug 2023, 20:57, archived)
Morning
Hangover from nought to ten please?
Mine is a mild three
Lol mild -d+f
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 7:38, archived)
Beans

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 8:48, archived)
+ stay about from my

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 9:08, archived)
I like beans

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 9:16, archived)
I don't
The texture is unpleasant and you get those weird bean skins sticking to the roof of your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 10:05, archived)

bean fore
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 10:54, archived)
0

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 9:08, archived)
haven't touched a drop for a week

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 10:18, archived)
Passed two years now so fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 10:55, archived)
Gosh, no wonder you are so angry

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 14:04, archived)
Furious, constantly

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 14:52, archived)
alright grr

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 15:12, archived)
I think it's 3 for me at this point

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 15:11, archived)
nowt

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 10:25, archived)
Remember to put your beans out.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 19:56, archived)
I just blew my beans

(Purple Tower, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 20:29, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 21:13, archived)
christ

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 22:56, archived)
No, beans, can't you fucking read

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 22:59, archived)
I'm not beans, what are you talking about

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 0:39, archived)
^not beans

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Aug 2023, 1:07, archived)
knock knock

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 15:29, archived)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Aug 2023, 15:42, archived)
no solicitors, please

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 15:57, archived)
Tosser, go away

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 16:05, archived)

Lol who's there
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 16:08, archived)
i don't fucking know it's your door

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 16:35, archived)
gnome with a hardon
by which, of course,
i mean Trump and his little mushroom cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 16:43, archived)
i thought mushrooms were supposed to be good for you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 17:21, archived)
not the poisonous ones
and Trump is definitely not a fungi to be with
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 17:26, archived)
he's like one of those mind control fungi that infects ants

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 20:05, archived)
Cordyceps magaensis?
Could be a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Aug 2023, 21:09, archived)
do the ants put on hats before climbing up?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 21:27, archived)
cordycaps

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 21:27, archived)
Cheltenham massive here
We just threw bread buns at an Idris Elba gig and made the security cry
Having it flipping large we are
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 8:46, archived)
Bellend

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 9:34, archived)
Morning D*z*r

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 9:44, archived)
Balls! you got me!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 10:19, archived)
Your mother is a D*z*r
And your father smells of dangleberries
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 10:33, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 10:56, archived)
The voice of sanity

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 11:05, archived)
I'd throw my buns at Idris Elba alright

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 11:20, archived)
He is a keeper
*Swoons*
In a non gay way
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 11:27, archived)
I bet you'd love to nosh him off.
(In a non-gay way.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Aug 2023, 15:01, archived)
I think he'd prefer him to ream his arse with his cock, in a non-gay way

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 15:13, archived)
Non-gay but totes spaz.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Aug 2023, 22:41, archived)
I am out at a gig! Idris Elba is DJing at the Cheltenham Dunkertons cider and artisan bakery / butchers shop.
Was in the loo just now and overheard someone saying how rough it was. Was thinking yes, this is just like Reading 2000 all over again, any minute now I'll get knocked out by a drugged up crowdsurfer and wake up in the medical tent.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 19:40, archived)
Been there been there. When I was working for the “client”
The frog and the fiddle Cheltenham is a decent boozer as I remember
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 20:02, archived)
calm down mystic meg

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 20:13, archived)
S+

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 20:15, archived)
she hated anyone tidying her bedroom

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 20:17, archived)
I don't understand this Cheltenham slang, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 21:16, archived)
Am in France
Can confirm food is pretty damn good and not bad value… away from Paris. How’s your weekend been?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 19:08, archived)
Hey, whereabouts are you?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 19:41, archived)
Somewhere in Europe is my best guess

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 20:12, archived)
FRANCE you fucking simpleton.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 9:33, archived)
I hope some kid burns your neck

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 15:14, archived)
Dieppe
Took the bicycles on the ferry from Newhaven then cycled to Rouen on Saturday and back on Sunday. Very pleasant trip indeed. Gonna do something similar another time.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 10:55, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 12:11, archived)
Humide.
Veuillez m'excuser de poser une question aussi personnelle, mais depuis votre opération non chirurgicale, ressemblez-vous à David Frum ?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 19:44, archived)
LOL
re-lurks
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 21:47, archived)
morning
alt: woteva
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 8:37, archived)
Arsebanditry

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 9:04, archived)
the best kind

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 9:11, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 10:20, archived)
Moaning

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 10:23, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 10:31, archived)
You fucking starting one?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 11:14, archived)
i think they start themselves

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 11:40, archived)
Zeeky boogy doog

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 11:46, archived)
Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)
THEY do!
The cheesy wotsits
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 11:54, archived)
AH FUCK IT, BONUS FESSHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 12:02, archived)
HOLE lol
Orifice anyone?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 12:11, archived)
Fucking cretins aren’t they.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 12:59, archived)
an empty space in an object, usually with an opening to the object's surface, or an opening that goes completely through an object: We dug a hole and planted the tree. My jumper's got a hole in it.

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 13:03, archived)
Example usage: oh look, a hole.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 13:17, archived)
Who you calling ahole, ahole?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 14:03, archived)
^a hole expert

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 14:15, archived)
Seeing yours doesn't make me an expert

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 14:18, archived)
no, but it does make you a bit of a gay spaz

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 15:46, archived)
MMMMNNNGH

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 17:20, archived)

MMMMNNNGH MMMMNNNGH
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 27 Aug 2023, 18:11, archived)
I fit the hole thing in my hole

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 16:21, archived)
Smeg?
alt: Smeg
(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 15:39, archived)
Smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 15:40, archived)
Megs
alt:Mogs
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 16:07, archived)
I have seen 2 megs
and had 3 mogs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 16:16, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 21:38, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Aug 2023, 0:19, archived)
Sounds great, sign me up!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 16:12, archived)
RISE, SMEGATRON

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 16:21, archived)
I like pricey refrigidaires
Alt, wash under your 4skin
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 16:23, archived)
ALT+F4SKIN

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 22:00, archived)
gems

(piss and shit, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 17:54, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 7:48, archived)
wake me up whwn it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 8:55, archived)
WHWN

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 26 Aug 2023, 11:07, archived)
Wank Hard Wank Now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 11:25, archived)
Nods

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 11:37, archived)
Before you go go?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 11:37, archived)
Wake up

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 12:16, archived)
Get fucked misery guts

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 9:05, archived)
Lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 11:37, archived)
Fuck you, Livecunt. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 10:26, archived)
He is a bit of a clam isn't he

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 11:38, archived)
Xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 26 Aug 2023, 11:36, archived)

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