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Arse

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:23, archived)
No thanks, don't want to spoil my dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:25, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:31, archived)
Oh, go on then.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:44, archived)
Buy me a drink first

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:27, archived)
Cherry soda?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:31, archived)
Is it that new brand, Soda Me?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:50, archived)
Smeg

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 20:01, archived)
Classic Smeg!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 20:01, archived)
bah

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 22:49, archived)
Minge + Tits = ?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 20:03, archived)
FUCK

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 20:03, archived)
WILLIES!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 20:42, archived)
It's like my first day of medical school all over again. Day 2 was elbow.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 20:57, archived)
was day 3 dilbaro?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 21:21, archived)
Cretin

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 21:38, archived)
takes one to blow one

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 22:06, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 23:08, archived)
Old Mr Dyson dressed up like a bison, then wrestled his python while thinking of Tyson

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 2:42, archived)
👨🏼‍🦳🦬🤼‍♂️🐍🤔🥊👨🏾‍🦲

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 2:47, archived)
DGUYDJ

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Sep 2023, 8:05, archived)
I play a game called Clash of Clans
I nearly wrote Clash of Clams.

What games do you play?
(Bou-, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:00, archived)
I play a game of “fuck off”
You can go first
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:04, archived)
You're just upset that your "least liked" crown has been stolen back.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:17, archived)
Swings and roundabouts mate

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:32, archived)
Are we still doing this Dave?

(Bou-, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:51, archived)
Between the two of them, Miserycunt and brb, it's a very crowded field.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 14:48, archived)
Poor dozer, tries so hard, but in the end it never seems to matter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:13, archived)
Poor lad
Imagine even being shit at being shit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:44, archived)
I don't even have to

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:56, archived)
If something comes easily to you it's tempting to undervalue it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 16:18, archived)
Premature ejaculation support group, no touching

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 16:29, archived)
it couldn't come at a worse moment

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 17:38, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:48, archived)
Not including yourself?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 16:54, archived)
No, I've always been broadly popular here.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 17:22, archived)
You fucking cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 17:46, archived)
I will

(Bou-, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:52, archived)
spot the beaker

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:04, archived)
you any good?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:36, archived)
10/10, gnome with a hardon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 16:14, archived)
Bravo!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8382941

It's like Snakes and Ladders but more whiffy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:13, archived)
Solitaire, mostly
Sometimes ocarina of time and occasionally monopoly, if the kids are visiting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:56, archived)
My sister plays solitaire all the time
I love Monopoly- do you play online or with a board?
(Bou-, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:59, archived)
with a board
I play with my nephews, they actually beat me sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 14:29, archived)
Love it
Hahahaha
(Bou-, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 18:22, archived)
Pong

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 14:07, archived)
my helmit, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 14:07, archived)
Clash of the glans

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 14:16, archived)
KSP, Civ, SWGOH, Redactle, BBC News Quiz.
If someone needs help finishing their crossword I'll do them too.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:39, archived)
The current Cyclops in Private Eye has got me stumped on a few clues.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:25, archived)
The PE crossword is fucking impossible
if you read the clues. My best success comes from just trying to fit swearwords in at random.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:42, archived)
It is often very sweary, true.
I find it oddly varies between fairly doable and so obscure that I sometimes have trouble seeing how a clue is meant to work even when looking at the solution in the following issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:52, archived)
The clues are like
'Dicking fucker fucks fucking dickers' and somehow the answer is George Galloway or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)
That one's pretty obvious though, when you think about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 20:02, archived)
Gash of nans

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:42, archived)
Slash of Clams

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:46, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 9:38, archived)
Smegging

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 9:43, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 10:03, archived)
morning smash

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 10:06, archived)
It's very warm

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 10:55, archived)
turn the aircon on

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 11:28, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8382866
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 11:51, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8382762
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 12:07, archived)
No aircon
Had a shower instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 12:12, archived)
BUMHOLES

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 10:09, archived)
Couldn't agree more old chap

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 11:03, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 11:28, archived)
Gunts and taints

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 11:36, archived)
Alright you Cunt.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 11:45, archived)
alrite

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:02, archived)
Good morning

(Bou-, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 12:58, archived)
lol ur an mental
it's halftermoon
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:02, archived)
True
Good afternoon then
(Bou-, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:35, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 22:19, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 22:21, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 22:32, archived)
yah. how about you ya rancid dingo kidney

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 0:36, archived)
FLOBBOCKS

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 23:15, archived)
mingetits

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 23:16, archived)
Minge. Tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 23:17, archived)
80110(1<5
Unequal brackets
Missing operand
Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 0:14, archived)
mingetits thread

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)
mingetits

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)
minge tit, Rodders, minge tit
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:51, archived)
I'm hawking my smelmet as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:54, archived)
*inhales*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:17, archived)
*wafts*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:22, archived)
^ wafter

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 21:54, archived)
Wanksmell

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)
No, this is strictly a mingetits thread

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:17, archived)
ffs can you believe this guy?
you don't bring a wanksmell to a mingetit, everyone knows that
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:18, archived)
Unless you're a honey badger

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:20, archived)
not even then

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:24, archived)
What about bellcheese?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:22, archived)
I'm pretty stuffed but yeah go on
just a little bit though
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:28, archived)
Open wide.
*sorry that made me feel unwell*
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:36, archived)
Mingetits would be highly impractical
As you would end up with pissy nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8382811
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:27, archived)
I’m pissing on some nips as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8382653
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:35, archived)
tits on minge > minge on tits

(Purple Tower, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 22:12, archived)
Now singing "tits on minge" to the tune of 'Girls On Film.'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Sep 2023, 22:25, archived)
What side hustles do you have
I sell t-shirts on Shopify
(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:13, archived)
I make and occasionally sell pixel blankets

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:16, archived)
What is that?

(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:18, archived)
cartoon characters, videogame characters, things like that
as a pixel is basically a square, I knit squares of the correct colours and sew them together to make blankets. I've made Super Mario blankets, Legend of Zelda, Splatoon, Fortnite, Minecraft, Dangermouse, Courage the Cowardly Dog and my personal favourite, Megamind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:21, archived)
how much is an dangermouse?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:48, archived)
the last one I made
was for a king-sized bed. it was just the DM logo on a white background and it sold for £100.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:57, archived)
but i have an emperor sized bed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:17, archived)
50p mate, take it or leave it

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:19, archived)
I doubt that even buys you a short-dated ham these days.
And by 'you', I mean 'noted Internet entrepreneur, Rob Manuel.'
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:15, archived)
Your bed is the size of a penguin?
You're mad!!!!
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:19, archived)
SQWAAARK!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:23, archived)
absolutely chinstrap m8

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:58, archived)
£250 and a packet of Werther's

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:44, archived)
do you have a pic? genuine interested

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:29, archived)
Only on my laptop
And that's at my parent's house. I'll try to sort it out tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:33, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 21:05, archived)
That's awesome!!!!!!

(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:24, archived)
Do you have a site at all?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:26, archived)
no
I just take the odd commission as and when I have the time. as they're all handmade, they can take anything up to 6 months to complete
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:43, archived)
Bet

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:54, archived)
one of my earliest ones
is still in my profile, as it got me my one and only fp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:57, archived)
I will have a mooch cheers

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:11, archived)
Thats smart that.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:27, archived)
thanks
they quickly got bigger and better. i'm making blankets with odd balls of wool at the moment, i do it in the summer/autumn and take the finished blankets to the food bank when winter starts, because they can give them to homeless charities
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:35, archived)
I hope you are charging a hefty fee for this service.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:41, archived)
You are a good person
Well done you!!!!!
(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:32, archived)
I sell my body for eggs

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:33, archived)
^the egg man

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:35, archived)
SEGGS man more like

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)
motherclucker

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:40, archived)
You some kind of comedihen?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:46, archived)
well, I do love a good yolk

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:57, archived)
You crack me up.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:04, archived)
shut the fuck up

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:06, archived)
Get ducked

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:11, archived)
it's a type of omelette

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:13, archived)
your quackers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:30, archived)
shut the fuck up, please

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:38, archived)
you quack me up

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:44, archived)
You have offended him. Should have kept your big beak out of it.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)
sorry. i am cursed with fowl language

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:50, archived)
offhended surely

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:01, archived)
And the plot chickens.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)
if you had shut the fuck up when i suggested it would have been better, i've made a chicken pun now, fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:07, archived)
cluck you
surely
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:22, archived)
SMEGS man, more like!!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:43, archived)
Where is Smeg today?
I am rewatching red dwarf. Fucking EGGcellent
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:45, archived)
Smeg smeg, smeg smegger

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:46, archived)
Alright Bellend

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:51, archived)
put some smeg into it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:12, archived)
no need
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yENmufztolo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:09, archived)
i sell sea shells on the sea, sure.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:39, archived)
I am just gonna put this here, I asked Chatgpt to write a short story about Red dwarf meeting Bottom
traff.co/kbvoI1N
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:53, archived)
phishing scams on waning internet forums

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:58, archived)
curating JAV

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:24, archived)
What's Jav

(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:17, archived)
Vaj backwards

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:28, archived)
I offer a private 'deluxe' prostate examination package for my more discerning patients.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:38, archived)
Can confirm

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:43, archived)
You doing home visits?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:46, archived)
You mean those who discern how painful it will be if they don't get the 'deluxe' exam package?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:02, archived)
I hawk my smelmet amongst the homeless of London

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:51, archived)
I sell homoerotic art on ebay

(piss and shit, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:22, archived)
GAY!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 21:59, archived)
i prefer 'bi' or 'queer' tbh

(piss and shit, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 11:32, archived)
go on...

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 22:20, archived)
i will

(piss and shit, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 11:33, archived)
Everybody's doing the crab

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 21:21, archived)
Smelly+helmet=smelmet
Maybe yours will honk like an overripe camembert
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:10, archived)
too long; anal gunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:12, archived)
as a sales pitch, that needs a bit of work

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:13, archived)
How was lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:16, archived)
good, ta
the racist prick of a brother didn't want to go, so everyone was much happier. ended up having beef in black bean sauce, singapore mussels, stir-fried veg, ginger and spring onion king prawns, salt and pepper squid, with a bit of black forest gateau and lychees for dessert. absolutely stuffed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:23, archived)
Learning how to make s+p squid at home has proven rather dangerous
The temptation to make it all the time is hard to resist
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:40, archived)
I was the same when I learned how to make sushi

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:53, archived)
Good job he wasn’t there for the black bean sauce eh…eh?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:41, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:53, archived)
Funkbreath
Morning breath before brushing
(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:20, archived)
Sigh
I try
(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:21, archived)
alright 'Macy Gray'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:37, archived)
More like ‘Macy Gay’

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:41, archived)
That's disgusting anyway
Can't you wash it
(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:21, archived)
no way
If you can't handle me at my smelmet, you don't deserve me at my anal gunt
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:36, archived)
I am sure that’s a Pokémon.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:41, archived)
Anal gunt thread

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:10, archived)
Anal gunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:10, archived)
I've rigged up the waiting room speakers to a PC playing Spotify I can control remotely from my phone.
On one of my days off I'm planning to treat the surgery to the whole of 'Everyone should be killed'.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:15, archived)
Yeah yeah we believe you.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:39, archived)
Just put a Sonos in the waiting room

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:47, archived)
Sod that
I'm off out for lunch with the family, Asian fusion place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:21, archived)
i didn't know you were part japanese

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:36, archived)
Only my taste buds

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 13:56, archived)
Alright Queef

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:39, archived)
re-fusion to refund you for the crappy food

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:45, archived)
asian fusion? hiroshima?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 14:32, archived)
it's da bomb

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:12, archived)
too soon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:00, archived)
Little Boy was a pure fission device, you fucking cretin.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:10, archived)
^ little boy expert

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:40, archived)
Sod that
I'm off out for lunch with the family, Anal gunt place
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 13:23, archived)
i didn't know you were part gunt

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 13:25, archived)
I’m 85% gunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 13:27, archived)
Gunts me an anus

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 13:26, archived)
I'll be back for pænüs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 13:42, archived)
anal from our body heat

(piss and shit, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 14:49, archived)
Mohamed Al-DIE-ed!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 8:31, archived)
I see what you did there.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 8:34, archived)
Rich.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 8:36, archived)
Is he called Richard
Or Dicky for short
Lol Dick
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 10:45, archived)
Chris

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:42, archived)
+t on a bike

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 13:42, archived)
rich

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 10:14, archived)
mr h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:42, archived)
Rich

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 10:16, archived)
Scott,

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 10:17, archived)
dmedff

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Sep 2023, 10:37, archived)
meh,

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 10:59, archived)
Anal.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Sep 2023, 11:38, archived)

fuck you hedgey
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:16, archived)
reason prevails! he really is awful isn't he

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 13:14, archived)
Just to say
that I stopped clicking on all your posts yesterday, which means there are at least 2 people secretly clicking on all your posts.

God I hope they stop doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 14:32, archived)
Kill yourself.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:31, archived)
I like this, but I'm not clicking I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:49, archived)
Didn't Dodi's dad die didn't he
Was Diana murdered by Prince Philip or was it just a pissed up car accident?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 5:58, archived)
dunno soz

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 6:08, archived)
Fair comment

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 7:04, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 6:20, archived)
I agree

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 7:05, archived)
Not sure I care

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 6:42, archived)
totally ripped to the wotsits on thingumy at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 6:47, archived)
Tanto va la gatta al lardo che ci lascia lo zampino

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 6:59, archived)
Drugs are not a good thing
Just say maybe
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 7:06, archived)
fook dat OI OI

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 7:10, archived)
Are you Welsh?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 7:41, archived)
alright queef, what's the menu like there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 8:12, archived)
Clowns

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 10:40, archived)
🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻🤡👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:49, archived)
Urgh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 8:10, archived)
Morning queefs

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 8:12, archived)
I got horrendously drunk last night
Today is hard work
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:00, archived)
Deffo bumped off

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 8:48, archived)

rumble.com/v27486u-the-murder-of-princess-diana.html
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 10:32, archived)
im so glad this video can still be found online. It keeps getting harder and harder to sort through thebull shit out there and the truth. David Icke and his research are legendary as are you my friend.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:59, archived)
Anal bleeding!
Should I be worried?
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:53, archived)
Worry if
it's dark blood, or if there's lots of fresh red blood.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:04, archived)
^ just been bummed

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:05, archived)
+ by...
+ just been bummed by...
+ a smooth criminal!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:23, archived)
Which is preferable to a bumpy, let alone abrasive, one, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:24, archived)
A hirsute criminal

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:25, archived)
Nah. It will all come out in the wash bowl.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:26, archived)
it depends whose anus I suppose

(piss and shit, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 23:34, archived)
Hi, I'm 2CanGP. I can offer some general information that might help you decide what to do if you're experiencing anal bleeding. Anal bleeding can have various causes, some of which are minor and others that may be more serious.
It's important to note that any unexplained or persistent bleeding should be evaluated by a healthcare professional. Here are some possible causes of anal bleeding:

Hemorrhoids: Hemorrhoids are a common cause of anal bleeding. They are swollen blood vessels in the rectum or anus and can bleed when irritated. You can remove them yourself using nail clippers and a mirror.

Anal fissures: Anal fissures are small tears in the lining of the anus, often caused by trauma from fisting. You should limit your sexual activities to rimming and gentle fingering with plenty of lubrication to allow time for the tattered remains of your anus to heal.

Gastrointestinal bleeding: Bleeding can also occur higher up in the gastrointestinal tract and present as anal bleeding. This might be related to conditions like gastritis, ulcers, diverticulosis and being a gay spaz who loves it up the bum-bum from other gay spazzes.

Infections: Sexually transmitted infections such as bad AIDS are God's way of punishing you for your immoral sexual deviancies and you should pray for forgiveness.

Colorectal conditions: More serious conditions like inflammatory bowel disease (IBD) and deadly bum cancer (DBC) can also lead to anal bleeding.

Whatever the cause, the important thing is not to panic, as this can worsen the bleeding. You should avoid opening your bowels at all costs as this could lead to catastrophic blood loss and death.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 0:59, archived)
Are you sure you're a doctor?

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 8:32, archived)
I'm now an advanced medical AI.
I have been trained on the entire contents of the internet up to September 1997.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 10:50, archived)
Impressive

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:42, archived)
Cheers, thought I had Ebola, like a butchers floor doc

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 17:06, archived)
Probably just the Chalfonts.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 8:33, archived)
NEWSLETTER
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue876/
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:04, archived)
And…
Ever heard of an RSS feed? Latest in digital tech.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:04, archived)
Sorry wrong person

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:21, archived)
Oh yes it was you
Fuck off
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:25, archived)
Nice.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:30, archived)
thanks :)
I'm trying to fit in

SMEG!!!
BOLLOCKS!!!!
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:41, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:06, archived)
I'll like the cut of your jib, young lady!
Keep this up and you'll go far here, mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:29, archived)
Alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 23:29, archived)
shitter than /board

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:07, archived)
I properly checked out popbitch for the first time today, I honestly had no idea the b3ta newsletter was so 'closely related' in layout and even content

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:20, archived)
Cool story mo

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:59, archived)
wait, I'll tell it again

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:19, archived)
Well that’s 30 seconds of my monitored internet time I won’t get back checking that shite out.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:34, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 22:08, archived)
I've got a scrolling addiction
Facebook videos
Youtube shorts
Tiktok I don't have but I may as well because Facebook ones are often Tiktok videos
What are you addicted to?
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:47, archived)
BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:53, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8382681
(Planearm, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:02, archived)
WHO ISN'T?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:28, archived)
(5α,6α)-7,8-didehydro-4,5-epoxy-17-methylmorphinan-3,6-diol diacetate

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:54, archived)
Street:
ve Embalmer
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:55, archived)
proper lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:21, archived)
That's tough mate

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:08, archived)
meth is hard to make

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:21, archived)
I make a meth evewy time I twy cooking anyfing. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:41, archived)
you put your her-o-in, you put your her-o-out

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 22:10, archived)
Being a knob, online

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:00, archived)
egg

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:03, archived)
sm+

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:06, archived)
Beer

(Planearm, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:04, archived)
Oh yes and beer

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:10, archived)
love
I've been in denial for ages, but really I might as well face it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:06, archived)
<3

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:21, archived)
I'm increasingly convinced you're a malfunctioning phishing bot.
/ac
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:21, archived)
Why?
Actually I'm the first chatgpt b3ta member, modeled on the legend that was bou
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:23, archived)
Addicted to your posts.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:24, archived)

posts bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:30, archived)
Thanks

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:34, archived)
Get fucked

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:35, archived)
Fuck off

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:25, archived)
Spanishfly is a paedo, pass it on

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:32, archived)
Alright mate. Still “tucking” your kids in at night?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:34, archived)
Alright mate, still 'fucking' yours?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:04, archived)
are you trying to hint at something?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 22:11, archived)
bzzZZZzzZZZZzzzZZZZzzz
                  
(bou bees, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:33, archived)
I fucking love boubees

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:34, archived)
hello bou.
bzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:34, archived)
Alright Cunt. How’s tricks mate?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:34, archived)
yeah alright. traffic was shit on the way home tho
you alright?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:00, archived)
Just had the fire service at my next door neighbours (feckless cunts, not the neighbours, the lazy cunts called “firemen”)
Nothing serious.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:17, archived)
Hi!
How are you?
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:35, archived)
i'm good!
how is bou?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:01, archived)
I'm good
Living a good life in Italy
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:08, archived)
i hope you've bought a moped!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:14, archived)
Vespa baby
🛵
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:19, archived)
I bet you drive around all day doing 🤌

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:23, archived)
Nope
I teach English all day long
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:49, archived)

teach English alligator shitfuck
day night
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:42, archived)

 
(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:36, archived)


(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:10, archived)
Pretty sure any answers we give are going on a creepy spreadsheet for nefarious purposes.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:59, archived)
Well I'm bou
I can't be trusted
A leopard doesn't change its spots

🐆
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:03, archived)
But it appears it only went bananas if provoked
I mean I
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:07, archived)
I fucking dare you to go bananas right now.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:32, archived)
Probably won't happen
I'm drugged
(Bou-, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 15:59, archived)
Base

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:20, archived)
Breathing
If I stop, I'll die
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:27, archived)
Think we've just caught a student cheating
she's retaking an exam and my colleague thinks she saw her taking some notes from under her jacket.

What would you do?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:16, archived)
Let her
She's setting herself up for a major fall later in life. She can learn the hard way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:18, archived)
If it was just me... maybe
but my colleague came to me so no way can two of us pretend we didn't see anything.

Zero tolerance policy to cheating here.

I think she's Chinese so they'll probably shoot her when she gets home.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:54, archived)
if you call her out on it, she'll probably just slope off

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:02, archived)
WEEOO, WEEOO

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:02, archived)
If it's that obvious then other students would likely have seen it, too
Definitely best to escalate the matter in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:08, archived)
Well she's resitting an exam so in one of the offices off ours
we were keeping an eye on her. I think it was probably desperation that drove her to it.

Anyway. She's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:27, archived)
I think you may have found the chink in her armour

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:44, archived)
Actual lol!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:24, archived)
Today, right now, I'd look the other way I think, because I don't know everything.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:19, archived)
She fucking lost it when we confronted her
big old panic attack.

Now I know she's cheating I'm inclined to think it's all a big put-on.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:56, archived)
What happens now?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:34, archived)
This is the worst episode of Columbo ever

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:24, archived)
A panic attack is just what you need
to generate enough sweat to clean off the writing on your arms.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:48, archived)
It'd be of absolutely no use to you if you need to eat a load of paper though.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:53, archived)
Is she fit?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:21, archived)
YDOBPD

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:22, archived)
I'm not sure this line of thinking is all that relevant with garold.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:35, archived)
Gayer?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:41, archived)
'Ooooh, I'm not sure this line of thinking is all that relevant with garold, duckie'

how's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:54, archived)
I can't reply to you with this enormous dick in my mouth

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:18, archived)
^How to succeed
that's. the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:38, archived)
Conventionally attractive people are often aesthetically pleasing regardless of gender

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:44, archived)
not men, obviously

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:51, archived)
Yeah, that'd be well gay, you massive gaymo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:55, archived)
+ver, dude! Gaymover!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:30, archived)
If she's fit then let her get away with it.
If she's a minger then expel her.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:24, archived)
It's Lucy Letby all over again
but with less infanticide.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:01, archived)
a poo, and then get an erection
#standard
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:27, archived)
Better in that order
lessens the risk of entanglement with the toilet seat
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:56, archived)
who said anything about a toilet

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:01, archived)
Well if it's a glass coffee talbe
I'll just call you UNA STUBBS!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:27, archived)
#OldSkool

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:25, archived)
eating is cheating

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:47, archived)
ah, a fellow breatharian! how long have you i'm sorry i have to go now my organs are failing

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:50, archived)
Haven't eaten anything since 2009

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:54, archived)
( ͡👁️ ͜༼👁️༼ ͡◉ل͜◉༽ ͡👁️༽͡👁️༽( ͡👁️ ͜༼👁️༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️༽

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:45, archived)
My friend cheated his way on to a graduate scheme and now earns big bucks
jus sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:06, archived)
Is his name 'Gary Cranley'?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:08, archived)
he's too cool for me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:10, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m3qOD-hhrQ&ab_channel=lesperseguides2
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:48, archived)
I know it may be a bit dodgy to share, but here's the CCTV footage of it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Aot4Wr-Yo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:26, archived)
"may be"
"a bit"

fucking hell
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:30, archived)
lol

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)
Afternoon comrades
Late lunch thread anyone?
I have apple pie and tea
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 13:25, archived)
Hiya

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 13:34, archived)
I'm off to see Gaye Bykers on Acid tonight at the 100 Club
Last time I saw them was...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=berKob6OgzY&ab_channel=ScantRegard
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 13:56, archived)
I'm seeing Siouxsie next week
Then down again for Stop Making Sense plus all four Talking Heads, Will Sergeant the week after.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 13:57, archived)
I got stuck in a tunnel outside High Street Kensington (iirc) station sat opposite Siouxsie and Budgie once

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:02, archived)
wow Queef what a riveting life you've led

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:02, archived)
Did you do a swoon and get an autograph?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:07, archived)
no, I did a poo and got an erection

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:11, archived)
^tunnel snake

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:53, archived)
Siouxsie was excellent I saw her some time in the 90s I think
Well I def saw her dunno the year
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:07, archived)
the Nocturne Royal Albert Hall film is one of the best concert videos ever I reckon
that and the Sisters of Mercy 'Wake' film were on constant rotation in our house back in the day, due to my brother being a colossal goth wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:14, archived)
he had a crushed velvet cape
a crushed velvet fucking cape
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:29, archived)
Gosh they still going?
Old fuckers
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:05, archived)
back after a 20-odd year hiatus I think

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:53, archived)
Bit of vegetable curry

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:17, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 7:57, archived)
smeg

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 8:00, archived)
Just wash it please

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 8:05, archived)
classic smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 8:09, archived)
Sure is homeboy

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 8:04, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 8:09, archived)
No

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 8:38, archived)
Lol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-66670611
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 8:47, archived)
1/7

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 8:52, archived)
Same as me
We are both retarded although you are a bit more than me obvs xx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 8:58, archived)
5/7 I guessed all of them.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 12:04, archived)
Fuck you, BPD. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 8:48, archived)
Losing My Edge still sounds great
Over 20 years old, crikey
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 9:15, archived)
It's fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 10:04, archived)
^
god it's fucking rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 10:09, archived)

Edge virginity

Over 20 years old, crikey maybe it will actually happen for me one day
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 10:08, archived)
Harsh but honest

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 10:23, archived)
Virgin on the ridiculous
Lol virgin
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 10:44, archived)

Losing My Edge still sounds great
Over 20 years old,

BPD Steve Irwin
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 10:36, archived)
You blithering homo

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 12:35, archived)
Fuck yeah

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 11:03, archived)
Hells yea

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 12:10, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunts
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 21:58, archived)
I think so
but some say I've gone mental. Maybe this is my manic phase.

How are the bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 22:07, archived)
Really hit a nerve with that 'manic phase' comment, eh, wonder why

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 22:10, archived)
Oh right, you hit a nerve. Got it.
God I wish I was self aware.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 22:37, archived)
You're hitting you own nerve repeatedly there,
nobody else has a fucking clue what you're on about.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 23:39, archived)
And you speak for all of them.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 23:40, archived)
In this case, I think I do.
If anyone other than you disagrees, I'm happy to concede.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 23:48, archived)
Do you often get delusions of grandeur in your manic phase?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 0:40, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 0:53, archived)
smeg smeg smeg, smeggy smeggy smeg

(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 22:20, archived)
Wow!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 23:01, archived)
^ smeg bastard

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 6:49, archived)
wibble

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 22:47, archived)
alright
"Florida mother arrested over allegedly trying to hire hitman to kill son, three"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 23:11, archived)
I expected a heroes welcome back
You lot don't believe it's me
(Bou-, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 20:22, archived)
-believe +care

(piss and shit, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 20:28, archived)
Why would you say that
WHY???
(Bou-, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 20:29, archived)
I care deeply
Dunno about what though
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 20:33, archived)
Fuck off you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot who loves it up the bum-bum from other fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 20:35, archived)
Hmm. There should probably be a 'dull' and 'needy' somewhere in there too.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 20:36, archived)
Also forgot to mention the bentness and the dribbling

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 20:38, archived)
Sorry who are you?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 20:42, archived)
Please add gravy to reduce the homophobic effect. x

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 21:02, archived)
Didn't mean any offence brb x

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 21:38, archived)
Never mind, he'll find some.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 23:02, archived)
God yes I'm such a typical SJW woketard communist nazi Jew
finding offence in an innocent phrase like "Fuck off you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot who loves it up the bum-bum from other fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots."
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:42, archived)
Whatever

(Bou-, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 21:29, archived)
I don’t know who the Fuck you are. And I don’t care.
But seeing as you aren’t dozer.

Don’t fuck off.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 21:00, archived)
I will be banned again soon enough
Is cr3 still moderating here?
(Bou-, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 21:30, archived)
I don’t know who that cunt is either.
I was last banned by that useless cretin Manolith.

But then again I would say 50% of the people that post here are all permabanned and can’t post anymore.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 21:31, archived)
Also been banned by Manolith
Cr3 said he hoped I'd die in a fire
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 9:10, archived)
What were you banned for?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 21:04, archived)
For quite a few fights on here
But I think mostly for calling up Shambolic
(Bou-, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 21:24, archived)
To be honest
There were so many things
Then I kept coming back under a different alias and then cr3 banned the whole of South africa
(Bou-, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 21:27, archived)
Did you doxx people and use their real names online?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 21:52, archived)
Oops.

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 8:27, archived)
You expected a heros welcome? On an anonymous forum? Kaffiir fucker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 21:41, archived)
Well it was a tongue in cheek comment
:)
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 9:08, archived)
well *someone* clearly learnt nothing from the lyrics of '19' by Paul Hardcastle

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:35, archived)
Hi titstain's, how's it all going

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:32, archived)
Comme ci, comme ca.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:40, archived)
You're not bi-lingual fuck off
Lol BISEXUAL maybe
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:58, archived)
biPEDAL more like

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 15:00, archived)
you know, like, a fucking nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 15:01, archived)
I want to ride my biPEDAL

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 15:06, archived)
on yer bipe

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 16:08, archived)
Ceci n'est pas une bipe

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 16:10, archived)
Less of that commie chat please, you pinko bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 31 Aug 2023, 15:26, archived)
सब कुछ ठीक है

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:47, archived)
मैं आपको सुन कर खुश हूं

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:59, archived)
Well that's easy for you to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 31 Aug 2023, 15:26, archived)
आप सही हैं

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 16:04, archived)
I guess we all learned Hindi just be be able to use it on a moribund flebsite

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 16:53, archived)
It will soon be Hindispensible for understanding what's going on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 31 Aug 2023, 18:43, archived)
Like a wolf shit

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:59, archived)
+ cowboy

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 15:01, archived)
+ touched for the very first time

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 17:00, archived)
+ Hungry -shit

(piss and shit, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 17:19, archived)
like a wolf hungry

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 18:15, archived)
capitals come at the start of a sentence

(piss and shit, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 20:28, archived)
Not always, evidently.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 23:04, archived)
+ in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 18:33, archived)
Wheely?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 19:37, archived)
Well I'm in work
But it's very quiet here today, so I'm hiding in the ancillary business office on my phone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 17:37, archived)
Are there no chairs available?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 17:46, archived)
How can tits make stains anyway

(Bou-, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 20:24, archived)
just a guess but
milk?
(piss and shit, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 20:29, archived)
Just popped in to say bollocks, busy day

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 12:07, archived)
BOLLOCKS

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 12:17, archived)
Bollocks!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:49, archived)
I see you're a continuing victim of Attention By Proxy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 18:16, archived)
Wishing you and your bollocks all the best

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 12:25, archived)
Oi, McQueef
one for yooooo
imgur.com/aH6uEKc
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 12:39, archived)
Lol
Lol
I must get some
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 12:43, archived)
Nice have some of this
imgbb.com/D7tVtYn
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 12:56, archived)
69 dude!
@ Bill and Ted
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 13:05, archived)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 13:34, archived)

#qualitybeef
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:04, archived)
#QualityStreet

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:14, archived)
Please stop replying to my posts.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:15, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:49, archived)
Lunchtime bollocks?
Lovely
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 12:42, archived)
Bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:46, archived)
Same
Just popped into the parent's house for a quick lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:17, archived)
No, stay and have a proper conversation ffs. Bollocks?
Bollocks? Bollocks, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:46, archived)
BOLLOCKS

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:51, archived)
Bollocks, I say.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Aug 2023, 14:59, archived)

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