I think it's really cute people are saying bsod. I ask them did Doom crash again. Fucking stupid young people.
At what age would you like to die ?
I can give my opinion too
( mongychops, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 21:59, archived)

199,999

( MiseryCunt, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 22:28, archived)

51

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 22:34, archived)

goodbye

( MiseryCunt, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 22:39, archived)

I was the weakest link

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 22:45, archived)

i have dangerously smelly farts and sometimes they are a poo

( MiseryCunt, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 23:53, archived)

I don't follow you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 1:45, archived)

just what's happening
i'm using this as my blog
( MiseryCunt, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 1:50, archived)

It's a joke about not standing behind you, but it doesn't really work because follow has other meanings now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 1:53, archived)

ah. i did actually think that first then the new defs did indeed muddy my mind
but not my pants
( MiseryCunt, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 5:57, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEwjogp4wIo
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 12:17, archived)

not available :(
no i'm not buying nord vpn
( MiseryCunt, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 12:36, archived)

Thank goodness B3ta was OK.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 23:12, archived)

to be fair
it killed computers and the computers showed a blue error screen so it's fairly accurate to say bsod

fucking delayed my flight too, the bloody bollocs
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 3:08, archived)

If they are playing doom

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 4:59, archived)

STAHP

( MiseryCunt, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 5:59, archived)

bollocks?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 16:30, archived)

Chippy tea tonight
So no bollocks
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 16:58, archived)

I'm having ribeye steak
Best of all teh steaks
( MiseryCunt, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 17:00, archived)

Not had steak in a while

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 17:21, archived)

In fact, you might as well call me...

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 20:55, archived)

Rapunzel?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 21:42, archived)

Al

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 22:34, archived)

$$ knows this one

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 1:42, archived)

maybe

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 5:42, archived)

bollocks

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 17:26, archived)

No thanks
I've got indigestion
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 18:12, archived)

YABBA DABBA DON'T MIND IF I DO

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 20:51, archived)

^scrotosaurus

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 21:24, archived)

Waxed?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 22:46, archived)

I would go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Waxy Sacks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 1:44, archived)

4/7 velodrome with a mute swan
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69202314
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 14:07, archived)

2
Swans are wankers
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 14:24, archived)

Gnome with a hardon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 14:30, archived)

Cor sexy!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 15:48, archived)

Why am I thinking about Bernie Ecclsetone?
Sexeh
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 21:29, archived)

Your score: 5 / 7

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 14:56, archived)

I got the cricket and Saturday Club

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 15:49, archived)

RIP Knob Pooshart moar loike!!!!
Hi wanker's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 12:10, archived)

I heard he died of AIDS because he ate an african baby what had AIDS

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 12:21, archived)

no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 12:29, archived)

Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 12:23, archived)

Not really Queef I wouldn't say that to you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 12:23, archived)

How's your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt cock for spots?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 12:25, archived)

riddled with them m8
riddled
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 12:29, archived)

Hi Queefickles
How doth it hang?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 12:44, archived)

been worse
not much worse though
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 13:24, archived)

What's up queef me old chuff muffin?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 16:46, archived)

fuck of then

( MiseryCunt, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 17:01, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 19 Jul 2024, 15:45, archived)

not you

( MiseryCunt, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 16:47, archived)

You would say that

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 19 Jul 2024, 16:52, archived)

Morning bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 11:18, archived)

11.30 nadsack

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 11:30, archived)

Waxed?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 11:43, archived)

Eau naturelle Rodney

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 11:49, archived)

12:06, suck a bag of dicks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 12:06, archived)

12:18, not 'til you're 18

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 12:18, archived)

18 rhymes perfectly with 18

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 14:37, archived)

Mind: blown

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 17:53, archived)

RIP Bob Newhart
I had no idea who he was frankly
Oh morning also
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 6:05, archived)

also morning to you

( MiseryCunt, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 6:21, archived)

That was me m8

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 7:32, archived)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 10:08, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 7:49, archived)

Please stop doing morning threads

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 19 Jul 2024, 7:51, archived)

morning
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 8:02, archived)

oh also what? WHAT?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 17:01, archived)

Can't believe Bill Gates has done this

( $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 9:24, archived)

Anti-virus software gone wrong, just like his anti-virus vaccines, join the dots sheeple

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 9:50, archived)

my microchip keeps beeping

( $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 9:59, archived)

Shove some billy down your japper

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 11:50, archived)

It's quite toasty warm today

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 9:54, archived)

Also, I don't know how I got on this mailing list:
Dear,

It seems like they're everywhere you go these days...

You can't leave your house without running into some loudmouth "woke snowflake" who hates America, hates our troops, hates our flag and hates OUR President, Donald John Trump.

Well... if you're as sick of it as we are... have we got something for you.
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This is our extremely limited edition Trump 2024 tee boasting an iconic logo and original design to let everyone know that you love America... and want to make her great again by electing Donald Trump as the next President of the United States.

Show everyone just where YOU stand... with America… with the flag... with President Donald Trump!

But hurry, because supplies are EXTREMELY limited!.

CLAIM YOUR TRUMP 2024 TEE TODAY AND STAND UP FOR AMERICA!.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 10:26, archived)

Apparently some employees spend 104 hours a year hiding in the loo
Where Iam hiding now:))
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 10:55, archived)

seems reasonable to me
put me down for twenty
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 11:46, archived)

You should probably edit out that link.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 13:55, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 23:43, archived)

semen khaidenko
I still need a duck call VSTi, btw.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 0:25, archived)

no

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 0:30, archived)

how's it going?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 0:52, archived)

not bad, ta. u?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 1:36, archived)

bit rude m8

( MiseryCunt, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 6:05, archived)

good now the sun has gone down
just been watching hockey because less adverts than any other channel
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 2:44, archived)

here, keep up with the local news
hasbidendroppedoutyet.com/
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 2:45, archived)

also drinking budweiser against my better judgement
the can is HUGE but full of terrible beer :(
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 2:46, archived)

How do people get drunk on it, I can never understand it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 2:48, archived)

I was drinkingbeer called naganisett (or something like that) last night
becauae it was either that or stella
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 2:51, archived)

the can's made my fingers cold
that's why typing is shit
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 2:52, archived)

naganadrinkitanymore

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 2:55, archived)

jurassic park in on tnt
but it's half over and fuckloads of ads
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 2:58, archived)

the annoying kid is 40 now

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 3:00, archived)

The ads are ridiculous, we got rid of cable a long time ago, pretty sure it's gotten worse since then

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 3:05, archived)

I don't watch tv in the uk because of the ads
so this feels utterly ridiculous
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 3:07, archived)

the dinosaurs look shit
can't believe people went mental over this when it came out
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 3:08, archived)

I bought the original Clash of the Titans when it came out on DVD, because I had fond memories of it as a child.
Jesus wept, the effects are terrible. And so's the rest of the film.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 8:40, archived)

smyls

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 13:24, archived)

I really don't like hockey, infomercials are pretty good, you might be able to find some public access cable channels too maybe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 2:47, archived)

Lou Dobbs has died
nevwr heard of him but he sounds like a cunt
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 2:49, archived)

He does, they all do frankly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 2:56, archived)

Fewer

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 19 Jul 2024, 7:51, archived)

DICK BUTKUS, I SAID DICKY DICK BUTKUS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jul 2024, 0:51, archived)

FUCK OF

(sticklebricks, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 19:01, archived)

Fuck
she wrote
( MiseryCunt, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 19:10, archived)

Diagnosis Fuck

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 19:31, archived)

Midsomer Fucks

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 19:35, archived)

The Fucks in the Rue Morgue
/oldskool
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 18 Jul 2024, 19:44, archived)

Agatha Christie's Fuck

( MiseryCunt, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 19:45, archived)

Dial F For Fuck

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 19:58, archived)

Cheers

( MiseryCunt, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 20:26, archived)

OoohhhOOHHooh someone's on their period

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 19:31, archived)

alright spanishfly you mental twat

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 19:35, archived)

the piss artist formerly known as Bou,

( MiseryCunt, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 19:52, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 20:25, archived)

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( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 20:44, archived)

These new peaches are less juicy and a little tart
but really nice.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 16:32, archived)

WANKSMELL

not really, bellstench
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 16:02, archived)

alrite brb

( MiseryCunt, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 16:09, archived)

Dude, harsh

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 17:25, archived)

^

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 17:26, archived)

GUNTSWEAT! BABY GUNTSWEAT!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Jul 2024, 16:34, archived)

Given what I'm being forced to look at in this beer garden, all too apt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 17:31, archived)

GUNTSWEAT BEBBEH
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Jul 2024, 17:32, archived)

RIP stunned poster
It's his proper wake 2moz. Because he croaked in Aus none of his UK niggaz attended his funeral. So his sister has organised a City lash-up at our favourite haunt 'The Cheese'. It will be large
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 17:39, archived)

Might sponsor a snow leopard kept in illegal conditions in his name

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 17:42, archived)

Deleting wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Jul 2024, 17:45, archived)

Pub changed, I didn't like it. Probably a me problem, don't like change.

( mongychops, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 18:58, archived)

just use apple pay then

( MiseryCunt, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 19:04, archived)

GUFFBREEZE

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 16:47, archived)

MAKES ME FEEL FINE
blowing like the jazzmags in my mind
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)

TITWHIFF

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 17:01, archived)

PERINEPONG

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 17:27, archived)

HOOPREEK

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)

RAPHEREEK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)

Afternoon thread
Funny old thing life
innit?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 12:09, archived)

Top observational comedy there, Pres!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 18 Jul 2024, 12:19, archived)

Airline food
What's that all about eh?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 12:31, archived)

You never really know do you, it's a funny old thing, airline food

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 13:08, archived)

What's the deal with those waxy sacks though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 13:19, archived)

Turn one of those bad boys inside out, you've got yourself a voluminous wax-lined sack
also: agony
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 13:21, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 13:45, archived)

Yes, oddly enough the plural of voluminous wax-lined sack is bollocks
It's a funny old language English, etc
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 14:01, archived)

What's the DEAL with top observational comedy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 13:11, archived)

What's the DEAL with Pixies?
Kim.
[This joke expired on 14 June 2013]
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 13:25, archived)

You can never tell, you know, funny old thing isn't it, life
I'm loving this thread by the way, I've been moved to contribute several times.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 13:07, archived)

I’m having a movement as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 13:19, archived)

It is indeed

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 13:33, archived)

utterly hilarious, agreed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 13:48, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Jul 2024, 13:59, archived)

it's beer up my cock o'clock!

( MiseryCunt, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 15:41, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Jul 2024, 7:42, archived)

Morning
Getting anything waxed today?
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 8:04, archived)

My left wrist

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Jul 2024, 8:11, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 8:22, archived)

just the palms today

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 14:04, archived)

PS beautiful sun-drenched morning in affluent North Yorkshire

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Jul 2024, 8:12, archived)

It’s about time

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 8:17, archived)

It's not It's about North Yorkshire can't you read you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 8:23, archived)

Fuck that cheers cunt

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Jul 2024, 8:23, archived)

Have we knocked him enough yet?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 8:33, archived)

Course not

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Jul 2024, 8:38, archived)

Terrible bullying, might make a few notes and then flounce

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 9:04, archived)

Alright chompy

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Jul 2024, 9:15, archived)

Get a waxy sack and you'll be popular

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 13:15, archived)

You would not believe how juicy my peaches are.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 22:20, archived)

just had my balls waxed and my arsehole cracked

( MiseryCunt, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 16:34, archived)

just had my sack whacked and my ears hacked

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 17:18, archived)

pardon?

( MiseryCunt, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 17:54, archived)

fucking hell m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 17:59, archived)

get some help

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 18:55, archived)

I've asked a bunch of people, but their hands are tied
This place is cursed to be shit forever :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 19:31, archived)

Are these bunch of people here with us now? Are the talking to you , now ?

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 19:53, archived)

See? Even Mongy's keyboard is affected :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 22:04, archived)

^ Whack MC

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 18:32, archived)

I wonder why a Wacker plate, doing the job of whaking dropped the aitch. A mystery I'll never bother finding out .

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 19:55, archived)

It still freaks my nut out to this day

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 20:02, archived)

Calm down

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 20:40, archived)

Just had my ears and nostrils waxed

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:42, archived)

Will you get them waned in a couple of weeks?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:44, archived)

Yeah, course

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:48, archived)

+k

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Jul 2024, 13:12, archived)

OOOOOOOOH MATRON

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 13:13, archived)

Tallow there

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:46, archived)

rattlesnakes
rattlecam.org/
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:47, archived)

oooh thank you i've added that to my bookmarkSSSsssss

( MiseryCunt, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 16:35, archived)

"When Bzhar finished, he asked me if I’d like my ears and nose done, too. I was too relaxed to leave the chair, so I gave him the nod. What I didn’t realise was that he would be using wax. He produced two cotton buds, both dipped in a substance looking like fresh road tar mixed with Marmite. These shiny, black-tipped buds he stuck on to the appallingly hirsute tragus of one of my ears, and then the same for the other one. Two more pairs of tarred buds were then thrust into my nostrils." - beepeedee
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 13:45, archived)

Holy shit, I'm the Chiles of /talk, this is a new low.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 13:51, archived)

RIP garold :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 13:53, archived)

THE NORTH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 13:54, archived)

Guffed himself to death RIP

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 15:45, archived)

metro.co.uk/2021/12/21/strictly-2021-adrian-chiles-farted-very-loudly-during-training-15802510/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 15:52, archived)

Adrian Chiles comes clean about a whiffy mishap he experienced while training for the Strictly Come Dancing Christmas special, in a series of 20 articles written exclusively for The Guardian
fuck me i cannot type today
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 17:14, archived)

He did an article the other day about a famous person not recognising him. I didn't read it. He's like semolina.

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 19:15, archived)

Just had my car taxed

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 16:31, archived)

just had your wallet waxed
4.2 litre engine on mine dvla love me
( MiseryCunt, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 16:41, archived)

Morning comrades
How's it going?
All well here just going to have a walk to another awful day
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 7:32, archived)

boycocks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 7:38, archived)

Tranny cocks

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:25, archived)

Cor!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:31, archived)

*interested Spanishfly noises*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:36, archived)

I saw a fox AND a toad yesterday.
Fox was about 7:45, just walking by the walls, totally unfazed at all the people.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 7:47, archived)

What was the toad doing?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:27, archived)

Crossing a road. I picked it up and moved it to stop it getting run over.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:31, archived)

-moved it to stop it getting run over
+inserted it gently into my freshly-lubed rectal cavity
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 9:35, archived)

True.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 9:38, archived)

I'm Mr. Ahmed Khan,Please,I wish to communicate with you.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 11:53, archived)

sorry I’ve already given all my money to the Kung of Nigeria

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:12, archived)

,Please,

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:41, archived)

Morning
Still tired, as I'm not sleeping well, but looking forward to the day out with the twins on Sunday
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:00, archived)

Have a nice one mate

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:28, archived)

I really want it to be a special one
As I have a feeling that it might be the last time we do it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 9:12, archived)

Jesus why would it be the last one!?

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:18, archived)

They're 16
They're getting a bit too old for spending a day out with their aunt
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:49, archived)

wait until they're 22 and move in with you

( MiseryCunt, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 16:49, archived)

Yep

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:19, archived)

Yeah yep

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:29, archived)

watching the Kungs spoach
obv
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 11:43, archived)

Kung

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 11:50, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking kungt

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:11, archived)

I'm Mr. Ahmed Khan,Please,I wish to communicate with you. I wait for your response. Mr Ahmed Khan,
My wife is working from home and just received this message.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 11:49, archived)

Yo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 20:56, archived)

boyocks

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 21:07, archived)

That seems too close to 'boycocks' for my liking.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 22:34, archived)

We don't see things as they are – we see them as we are.

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 23:02, archived)

Wherever you find youself
there you are.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 0:05, archived)

+c

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Jul 2024, 22:42, archived)

I do not endorse this post

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 23:03, archived)

yo homie b

( MiseryCunt, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 21:52, archived)

uck o then

( MiseryCunt, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 6:44, archived)

check out my heat dome, 38°c today

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 22:28, archived)

fo sizzle

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 0:11, archived)

it's so hot you could fry an egg, some people prefer salad

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 1:02, archived)

i do not envy your extreme heat
unless you have a swimming pool, then fuck you
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 1:07, archived)

There's one in the development, I haven't used it years though, too lazy now there's no kid to drag me along
Air conditioning is everywhere in this state so it's not so bad generally, it's too hot to spend time outside though
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 1:31, archived)

this could be you
youtu.be/ws75zerRos8

suggested for mature audiences
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 2:05, archived)

I'm immature tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 3:02, archived)

doesn't that guy own a shirt?

( MiseryCunt, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 16:47, archived)

I'm fucking dying
thank god for aircon on the subway and in gay bars
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 1:21, archived)

I really don't like the subway but yes at least it's not as hot as the tube
You're over now?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 1:32, archived)

yeah till friday afternoon
just went to the gallery opening
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 1:35, archived)

congratst! you must be flying high

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 1:45, archived)

Congrats! Link please?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 3:01, archived)

go on then
www.sohoprojectspace.com/exhibitions/2024/we-stand-with-ukraine
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 13:07, archived)

Cool, any of yours on the site there?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 21:46, archived)

no :(
mine is a ltd edition of 3 8x12" digital prints priced at $80 each
I'll probably pop the original on ebay when I get home to also raise funds
for the charities
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 0:08, archived)

cool
i really like the Gabriel Garbow watercolor on the site
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jul 2024, 13:19, archived)

dying
thank god for aircon on the subway and

wear protection
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 1:38, archived)

I have a helmet

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 1:40, archived)

you are a fucking helmet

( MiseryCunt, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 6:45, archived)

UPSET ON THE INTERNET THREAD

(sticklebricks, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 16:37, archived)

UPSET ON THE INTERNET T I AM A SMEG
R
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 16:49, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8418364
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 16:57, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 17:02, archived)

PIZZA THE HUT!

( MiseryCunt, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 17:03, archived)

Is this real?
It looks real
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 17:11, archived)

i'm so hungry

( MiseryCunt, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 17:11, archived)

It's real for sure

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 17:14, archived)

CP &banned

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 17:18, archived)

no neva

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 17:30, archived)

Cheese and pepperoni

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 17:35, archived)

Chas and Pave

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 19:03, archived)

Is that a picture of Trump after the shooting?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 19:03, archived)

Mmm...
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 19:12, archived)

My witty internet banter upset The Twisted Omentum on board

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 18:56, archived)

The bus doesn't stop for Jonny Piss Poo anymore
www.instagram.com/streetartcheology/reel/C8gtNWUIpFo/
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 19:14, archived)

I'm so bored, distract me, /talk.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 14:46, archived)

Worse than useless.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 15:02, archived)

I wish Two Hats was fun or interesting.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 15:32, archived)

^distracted, online

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 15:33, archived)

Why do you wish me dead?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 15:38, archived)

I don't

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 15:46, archived)

Have you not been on the internet before?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 15:47, archived)

On the internet? I am the internet.
"Just put the tedious wanker on 2.0" says tedious racist on my 2.0, who just a few weeks ago was bitterly complaining that I'd ignored him for doing racism.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 16:16, archived)

^she's off again^

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 16 Jul 2024, 16:52, archived)

Why are you misgendering me, tits?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 17:51, archived)

Look over there!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 18:24, archived)

Squirrel!

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 20:25, archived)

Hi knob-goblin's, how r u

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 13:42, archived)

textbook knob-goblin behaviour

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 13:56, archived)

I'm an arsewizard, ACTUALLY

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Jul 2024, 14:01, archived)

CTUALLY RSEHARRY
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 15:21, archived)

pfft

( MiseryCunt, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 17:05, archived)

Yo

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 14:01, archived)

alright m8
kid was 16 yesterday, not a fucking peep out of her :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 14:08, archived)

Oof , rough mate

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 14:36, archived)

I last spoke to her June 15th 2022

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 15:20, archived)

just ask sf if he can let her out of his basement for 5 mins

( MiseryCunt, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 17:01, archived)

What happens, do you contact and hear nothing back?
it must be hard whatever.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 19:01, archived)

LOL hard

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Jul 2024, 19:20, archived)

two fish are talking and one says, "what do you think of the water?" and the other one says, "the what?"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 20:25, archived)

Two fish are in a tank and one says to the other 'wait a minute, how do you drive these things?'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Jul 2024, 20:27, archived)

you can't drive a fish tank
it's not a vehicle
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 1:37, archived)

Yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 22:50, archived)

I wish brb was dead :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 15:19, archived)

shout out to the popular page massive

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 15:20, archived)

Just put the tedious wanker on 2.0

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Jul 2024, 16:11, archived)

I took a look, seemingly nothing has changed, b3ta is a much nicer place with a tiny bit of editing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 17:39, archived)

Coincidentally, deep down, I think he probably does too.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 20:08, archived)

do not go gently into that 2.0

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 20:26, archived)

Rage, rage, against /talk which is literally B3TA's stormfront.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 22:35, archived)

You do understand this Hitler mustache isn't real, right? Or these armbands.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 22:45, archived)

Hi Queef
I just wanted to say a big thank you on behalf of everyone here for posting this excellent thread.

Yours sincerely

Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 16:09, archived)

That's how
for now
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 16:37, archived)

I demand you give Queef "Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones" Richard's his account back

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 19:03, archived)