STUPID DULL WANKERS.
KILL YOURSELVES.
(Great Forum Banter, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:14, archived)

maybe l8r m8 just having a beer atm

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:21, archived)

Oh go on then,
why not treat myself eh?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:30, archived)

brb gets fleas, and weirdo infections that only kids get.
I reckon he's some right povvo, in some disgusting flat with a sticky carpet.

How's YOUR day going? Feel free to not answer, as I don't actually care, I am just typing more so this post looks like it has more content to it.

Cheers,
Dave
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:43, archived)

I'm having a much better time than last week Dave.
Last week was horrible.
(Fantasma:, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:52, archived)

Also
What Diddy do
How Diddy do it
I hope he rots in jail
(Fantasma:, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:54, archived)

And I guess that by the same logic
That brb called me antisemitic
He will now call me racist

Thanks brb!
(Fantasma:, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:56, archived)

You have no fucking idea what logic is, you pathetic excuse for a wannabe bully.
The logic that led me to label you as anti-Semitic was the fact that you only had an EXCLUSIVELY JEWISH DEATHLIST and that the only time you mention Jews is when you are bemoaning how they control everything.

This is not the same as you wishing one sex predator to be put in jail. But you bringing race into it, apropos of nothing, really very strongly indicates that in fact you are a racist piece of shit. No more second chances for you now, scum.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 15:37, archived)

You put words in my mouth you nasty thing
You're dishonest.
I've just caught you out and you know it.
You're the one who's racist and antisemitic.
I have no interest in dishonest people.
(Fantasma:, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:55, archived)

A WHOLE DEATHLIST - what a screaming drama queen you are
b3ta.com/talk/8399672
(Fantasma:, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 18:55, archived)

Link goes nowhere.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:54, archived)

She hasn't worked out that old links don't work.
I guarantee that was copy-pasted from a browser bookmark folder called something like (((THE NAUGHTY LIST))), and didn't check it first.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 20:14, archived)

I copied it from a search I did from where I supposedly listed all the jews I wanted dead
There were only two old farts on the list, one of which I didn't even know was a Jew.i really don't care if they're Jewish they're corrupt banksters.
(Fantasma:, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 20:19, archived)

You have no fucking idea what logic is.
I'm sure you can point to plenty of evidence of me being dishonest.
I'm sure you can demonstrate how you caught me out, and how I know it.
I'm sure you can point to plenty of evidence of me doing racism and anti-Semitism to justify your claim.
Please stop talking to or about people in whom you have no interest, you complete fucking moron.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:53, archived)

You're just cranky because your ear hurts
You should stop digging in it with objects you filthy moron. Never put anything in your ear. Maybe a flea went in there?
(Fantasma:, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 20:22, archived)

No interest, remember.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 21:06, archived)

Yeah. Alright.
Lunch was nice. I'm about to have a cup of coffee and a biscuit.

First day of term so the new intake of students are on campus. Things seem to be going okay.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 15:25, archived)

Fuck off, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 15:26, archived)

^

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 15:49, archived)

Dave,
Cheers
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 15:37, archived)

I must be the most interesting and important aspect of your life for you to start a thread about me.
You should probably kill yourself.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 15:38, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8424671
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:47, archived)

Dave, honestly, who gives a shit?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:33, archived)

I would very much hope that nobody is the answer.
However, you never know with this place.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:49, archived)

you posted the question, you big spastic

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:54, archived)

I was only answering yours, as you seemed to need assistance.
I did invite you not to reply afterall. I think you protest too much.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 18:05, archived)

PAEDO

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:47, archived)

hey diddle diddle brb has a fiddle

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:52, archived)

afternoon smeg

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 12:00, archived)

SMEG LOL

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 23 Sep 2024, 12:19, archived)

brn tbh

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 12:26, archived)

tbh brn

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 23 Sep 2024, 12:49, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 12:33, archived)

BARTSMEG

(Fantasma:, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 13:01, archived)

Ay caramba!

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 13:34, archived)

which opera singer had a limp dick?
flaccido domingo
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:01, archived)

which trio of opera singers were worth £30?
the three tenners
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:04, archived)

Willard White

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:06, archived)

which other opera singers can i remember right now to squeeze out in some semi-solid jokes accompanied by bits of corn
none lol
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:06, archived)

Winnet Evans

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:09, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8424649
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:11, archived)

Jonarse Kaufmann

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:14, archived)

Which opera singer perpetrated
the Cambodian genocide leading to the deaths of between 1.5 and 2 million people?

Paul Pot
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:30, archived)

Fucking hell mate, get some help

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:37, archived)

Which bit didn't you like? The genocide or Paul Potts?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:41, archived)

José Khmerras

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:51, archived)

Vg!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:39, archived)

Buggero Raimondi

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:05, archived)

are you making these names up? are you an opera buff? what is a buff exactly?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:07, archived)

A buff is a type of hen

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:08, archived)

now you say it, it's obvious

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:10, archived)

Luciano PavaROTTING, more like!
I mean he's probably stopped rotting now, he's been dead for ages, but it's the thought that counts.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:20, archived)

morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 23 Sep 2024, 7:33, archived)

Good afternoon for me

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 7:38, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 9:35, archived)

Today is the birthday of the following people
Rock musician Bruce Springsteen and renowned swearer Alistiar Campbell

and 771 years since the death of King Wenceslaus I of Bohemia

What a day!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 9:44, archived)

I have a lot of time for Alastair Campbell

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 23 Sep 2024, 9:48, archived)

What about Alistiar Campbell?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 9:49, archived)

Total cunt, fuck him.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 23 Sep 2024, 10:05, archived)

Bring back Wobbly Bloke
at least he got the names and dates right
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 10:25, archived)

Happy birthday Alastair Campbell!

I don't know who she is but she's wearing a stripey dress?

* p a r p *
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 10:30, archived)

christ

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 10:44, archived)

no that's on the 25th of December

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 10:48, archived)

no, that was bruce wayne

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 11:06, archived)

wayne in a manger

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 11:23, archived)

I'll resentfully admit that's very good

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 11:55, archived)

Ning!
How do you think Miserycunt broke her pelvis? Or is it all just a hideous lie?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 9:50, archived)

Alright ocsp you weirdo
How's your weird gold & silver trading thing going? My pension is up about 15% year to date.
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 23 Sep 2024, 10:06, archived)

It's doing alright, nothing spectacular but far better than a high interest account. Also safer than stocks about which, to be fair, I don't have a clue.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:27, archived)

Obviously.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 23 Sep 2024, 15:59, archived)

as long as it really hurt, I'm not particularly bothered

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 10:08, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 10:56, archived)

putting out

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 11:46, archived)

Goodness me!

*monocle pops out
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 14:32, archived)

morning

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 11:45, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 11:59, archived)

evening

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 19:52, archived)

I suppose it is.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 20:16, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 21:03, archived)

You would say that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 22:18, archived)

Ⓜ️🅾️🆖

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 20:19, archived)

what meaneth thiseth?

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 21:02, archived)

gnineve

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 21:08, archived)

©️®️🅰️🅿️

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 21:51, archived)

Ⓜ️🅰️🆖🅾️

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 22:04, archived)

🅰️
🅾️

+I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY.BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 7:51, archived)

+ 🅾️

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 8:15, archived)

Evening

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 20:58, archived)

evening!

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 21:02, archived)

i just licked an old cd case cos i did coke off it once
my mouth is numb. science is amazing.
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 21:05, archived)

Dude if you like that then I strongly recommend getting some root canal work done, the numbness is INTENSE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 21:45, archived)

i broke my pelvis when i was 18 and had a numb arse cheek for about 15 years

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 21:53, archived)

INTENSE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 22:02, archived)

yeah. that's why i hate camping now.

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 22:12, archived)

How did you break your pelvis while camping?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 23:25, archived)

A wild boar and a trampoline were involved

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 23:38, archived)

a wild brn

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 0:06, archived)

root c
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 7:51, archived)

the bumness is INTENSE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 13:55, archived)

Nighty night

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 21:42, archived)

nighty night snotface

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 22:12, archived)

Afternoon cool kids
I have a nasty ear infection and the NHS is broken. I'll probably die. Do you have a fun and interesting ailment you'll probably die of?
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 16:12, archived)

A hang over

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 16:38, archived)

Hahaha!

(Fantasma:, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 16:44, archived)

Shit
RIP in peace garold.
1889-2024
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 17:28, archived)

I think I might have esophageal cancer from drinking my drinks too hot
But now I sound like Smashmonkey heaven forbid.
(Fantasma:, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 16:43, archived)

Go to a private doctor. You could lose your hearing.

(Fantasma:, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 16:48, archived)

I have cellulitis occasionally
That will likely cost me a leg at some point, but I doubt it will kill me
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 17:20, archived)

BUMS DISEASE

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 18:09, archived)

This place is like a cross between the Twilight Zone
And a lunatic asylum
(Fantasma:, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 18:12, archived)

Who are you talking to?
Everyone here is too old to be cool or a kid 👴🏻⌛🪦
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 19:09, archived)

Physically/chronologically, yeah, but not mentally or emotionally.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 19:38, archived)

ATTACK OF THE GIANT COCKSOCK!

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 14:21, archived)

Cocktastic

(Fantasma:, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 14:44, archived)

cocksocksdick

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 14:52, archived)

Are you trying to cockstage me

(Fantasma:, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 15:38, archived)

I'll.always lose...

(Fantasma:, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 15:39, archived)

“People come here for a quiet, tranquil, community-spirted life and that’s being damaged badly by one or two devilish people.”

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 15:59, archived)

sounds like my neighbour

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 17:35, archived)

shush

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 17:03, archived)

no longer morning thread
Great gig last night, how I don't feel like utter faeces is a medical marvel, the bar downstairs had an insane selection of American whiskeys, ouch
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 12:19, archived)

/blog

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 12:36, archived)

make sure you smash that like button and subscribe

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 12:38, archived)

I would...
....buuuut
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 12:40, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8424513
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 12:41, archived)

That's better.......................I think

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 12:48, archived)

about butts all the time

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 13:02, archived)

#CVMA

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 22 Sep 2024, 13:05, archived)

I am smashing your button.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 14:09, archived)

No whiskey chat m8

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 22 Sep 2024, 12:37, archived)

what about wiskers

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 12:42, archived)

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( Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 13:08, archived)

Anus cheese

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 13:15, archived)

Happy Hobbit day!

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 13:08, archived)

And to you m8!


*googles*
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 13:16, archived)

Morning you fucking cunt bastard bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 6:31, archived)

Yes it is!
How are you today? Filled with a boundless joy?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 7:05, archived)

-y +ck

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 8:04, archived)

"todack"?
Doesn't make sense mate.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 8:59, archived)

ur jst 2 dack 4 dack

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 9:01, archived)

Yes

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 9:10, archived)

yes
i confess
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 9:38, archived)

Say six Hail Fucklifts
- and one Our Fuhrer, and you will be absolved.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 10:23, archived)

FUCKLIFT

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 22 Sep 2024, 10:25, archived)

Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 22 Sep 2024, 7:25, archived)

not u

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 11:16, archived)

suck my rectal sponge

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 8:05, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 9:17, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 9:39, archived)

alright

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 11:09, archived)

yeah, u?

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 11:16, archived)

fuck off thn

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 12:42, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 11:12, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 11:16, archived)

fucking lol !

( $$ ✅, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 11:44, archived)

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( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 21:37, archived)

Alright Keith flint.

( mongychops, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 21:46, archived)

u made me dun a sadness

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 21:48, archived)

Good

( mongychops, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 21:49, archived)

:(

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 21:50, archived)

oh no i'm becoming part of the website

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 21:46, archived)

Part of the poo, part of the shit.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 1:07, archived)

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( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 21:47, archived)

woah

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 21:51, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 22:20, archived)

how dare you

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 1:42, archived)

we're half way there

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 22:23, archived)

login on a prayer

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 22:36, archived)

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 23:57, archived)

bit meta

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 22:36, archived)

PANTS AND ASS thread
Hi
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 15:45, archived)

brnrd manning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 15:48, archived)

PISS AND ANTS THREAD

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 15:50, archived)

SHIT + FART thread

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 15:55, archived)

TWAT AND COCK THREAD

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 16:12, archived)

you're both

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 16:14, archived)

oh darling why do you have to be so mean to me?

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 16:35, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 21:09, archived)

Senser were really quite shit, weren't they?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 21 Sep 2024, 16:23, archived)

Yeah they were but a lot of their contemparies were also shit.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 16:43, archived)

Alright UToL

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 21 Sep 2024, 16:45, archived)

I'm off to see Gaye Bykers on Acid l8r
They're fucking great
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 17:03, archived)

Christ, Jesus Jones there?

( mongychops, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 17:41, archived)

They are still great, and you're a cunt.
Personal taste though innit, everything's subjective
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 19:27, archived)

not everything
dozer is objectively a cunt
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 21:42, archived)

GOOCH AND HELMIT

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 16:26, archived)

gooch gooch japseye

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 16:36, archived)

Ian Botham's footpenis

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 16:50, archived)

Carol vorderman's magnificent arse

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 21 Sep 2024, 17:49, archived)

Now you're talking.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 18:47, archived)

I just got back from the crazy busy shops
Eish.

What are you guys doing today?
(Fantasma:, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 14:06, archived)

SHOPPING!!!!!!!

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)

Boring groceries like me or something exciting?
I did buy some ice cream though.
(Fantasma:, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 14:51, archived)

SUNGLASSES!!!!

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 15:23, archived)

Cool 😎

(Fantasma:, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 15:27, archived)

thanks babe

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 16:36, archived)

morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 21 Sep 2024, 7:58, archived)

calm down dear

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 8:00, archived)

brn tbf

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 21 Sep 2024, 8:04, archived)

Morning Beeps, any extreme weather round your way? We had a guest of wind here strong enough to startle a pigeon.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:53, archived)

Lovely and sunny here, soz m8

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 21 Sep 2024, 16:23, archived)

saturday?
saturday
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 9:59, archived)

Sa TURD ay lol

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 21 Sep 2024, 10:08, archived)

shat turd gay more like

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 10:34, archived)

shit ur a fucking bent twat mre lke lol

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 10:40, archived)

brn

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 21 Sep 2024, 11:07, archived)

sck brn

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 11:17, archived)

alright Elton John

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 10:34, archived)

yeah why not

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 10:58, archived)

alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 21 Sep 2024, 11:07, archived)

DO YOU REMEMBAH

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:57, archived)

alright Peter Gabriel

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:58, archived)

alright

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:59, archived)

21s Night of Septembah

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 13:17, archived)

Fahoo

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 11:40, archived)

^ addicted to gay porn

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 21 Sep 2024, 11:56, archived)

It's a rune that means I wish you great wealth and good fortune (aboriginal Australian)
But now I'll take it back and say fayku instead
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:26, archived)

^ classic Abo

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:51, archived)

Abo is derogatory but it's ok it's b3ta.com

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:55, archived)

gato is cat in spanish
Cos u r a pssy lol
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 13:34, archived)

Gesundheit.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:51, archived)

Danke schön

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:58, archived)

Tornado sweeps through Aldershot!
Fence falls over! Mans hat is blown off his head!

Quick, everyone put on an orange jacket and walk very slowly in front of traffic in London. We're running out of time!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 11:56, archived)

You lot have moved on from "racist" riots then?

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:32, archived)

Not me. I'm having one right now.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:45, archived)

Racist riots in quotation mark's are old hat Lord Buttfart. It's all about climate change induced autumnal weather now.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:49, archived)

Aye
The end is nigh
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:59, archived)

bell+

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 13:02, archived)

Garlic flavoured bellends
Or cheesy knobends?
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 13:07, archived)

-Or cheesy knobends? +turtle power

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 13:11, archived)

Powder

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 13:14, archived)

SMELL MY SKIDDY SCANTS

(Great Forum Banter, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 18:21, archived)

, Trouser

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 18:56, archived)

+under

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 20:15, archived)

Pants?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 22:07, archived)

, Dave

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 22:34, archived)

alright diet jmg

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 19:06, archived)

The most brutal putdown in recorded history? This expert says yes.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 20:44, archived)

no.
Wash.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 19:43, archived)

no wash
skiddy scants
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 19:58, archived)

errrghh

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 20:10, archived)

great forum bantz

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 20:15, archived)

-b +p

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 21:06, archived)

Rather not, if it's all the same to you :)

(Fantasma:, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 20:53, archived)

Smells like cellulose triacetate to me, Trouser.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 21:29, archived)

and then what mummy?

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 21:44, archived)

tutankhamun

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 10:34, archived)

SNIFF MY STINKY PANTS

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 11:44, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:25, archived)

Yes, definitely.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:28, archived)

Semen Khaidenko

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:30, archived)

Badir Al-Nazi

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:36, archived)

No real names pls

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:55, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 22:52, archived)

That doesn't really feel like a question.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:32, archived)

, Trouser

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:34, archived)

That is that. A question is a question.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:43, archived)

Is it?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:44, archived)

It?
Is.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:49, archived)

, Khaidenko

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 18:05, archived)

Today i got a Postgraduate Diploma and tickets to see the Pixies next May,
feeling chnpper
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:43, archived)

Congrats

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:55, archived)

, PhD

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:56, archived)

Might start a cat sanctuary and screaming alt-right conspiracy theories on facebook now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 17:05, archived)

then now then

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 17:24, archived)

Save them from the Haitians. Won't somebody please, think of the cats?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 17:25, archived)

send them back to venezuela

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 18:06, archived)

my cat was born in the u.k m8

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 18:13, archived)

Well it should definitely be safe from them there, then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)

it's got loads of hair miles tho

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 18:56, archived)

balls

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 19:12, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 19:43, archived)

Congratulations 🎊

(Fantasma:, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 17:18, archived)

Thank you.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 18:32, archived)

:)

(Fantasma:, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 20:50, archived)

Morning

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 11:45, archived)

Your score: 5 / 7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69356332
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 15:02, archived)

4/7

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 20 Sep 2024, 15:21, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 15:30, archived)

bollocks/7

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 15:44, archived)

brn/brn

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 15:45, archived)

do doo de do do

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 15:58, archived)

I'm old enough to vaguely remember that tv show

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:14, archived)

Eurotrash?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:30, archived)

ello my britishsh shums

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 18:06, archived)

2/7 fist a falcon

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 15:45, archived)

Fuck a ferret

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 15:54, archived)

18 / 44 "Thrice as nice as Richard Tice"

( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 15:54, archived)

4 / 7 Conan the Buccaneer

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 15:55, archived)

My score WANK / SMELL

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:00, archived)

2/7 Poo

(Fantasma:, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 20:54, archived)

afternoon
alt: brn
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 13:24, archived)

af fis
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 13:27, archived)

alt: brn were on the Whites Only stage at Infest

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 13:38, archived)

sponsored by the lemonade makers, obvs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 13:38, archived)

And Elvis Costello's dad

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 14:36, archived)

If I knew this already I'd forgotten about it, cheers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 18:10, archived)

Afternoon
brn eyed girl
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 13:56, archived)

Afternoon, quite fancy a cold refreshing glass of irn brn

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 14:16, archived)

Brn! Have chips with that

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 14:23, archived)

chnps

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:41, archived)

So do I now

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 14:27, archived)

Made fae brndrs.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 16:21, archived)

Afternoon :(

(Fantasma:, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 14:19, archived)

fistboon dilbaro

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 20 Sep 2024, 14:36, archived)

Arseboon Dilbrno

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 14:51, archived)

brnbrn brnbrno

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 15:31, archived)

Hello
Good afternoon

My sister is ignoring me too. I was shaking so I drank a nice cup of hot, sweet tea and now the shakes are subsiding.

Maybe it's me?
(Fantasma:, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 11:56, archived)

BORROKU

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 12:12, archived)

Thank you for not ignoring me

(Fantasma:, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 12:57, archived)

Maybe youre being too needy?
Just saying
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 13:09, archived)

mbrning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 20 Sep 2024, 7:16, archived)

-mbrn +fist

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 7:26, archived)

Yul Brnner

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 7:33, archived)

no yul

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 8:35, archived)

There is no Brnner, only Yuul

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 8:45, archived)

Vg
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 11:32, archived)

And Yul Brnner walk alone, Yul Brn ner walk a lone!!!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 13:40, archived)

Morning.
I went out to a gig last night and danced and drank shots, like a 20-something. This morning my body is reminding me that I am very much not a 20-something, and that I am in fact an idiot.

Who else has done a thing and felt a way about it?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 7:37, archived)

That sounds awful, ngl

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 20 Sep 2024, 7:51, archived)

It wasn’t at the time.
Kind of is now, though.

/blog
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 8:06, archived)

what gig?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 8:14, archived)

Lucifer Shitface and The Christfuckers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 8:38, archived)

Nah, they fell right off after their third album Actually Jesus Seems Quite Nice.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 9:18, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 10:06, archived)

, Dave

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 13:33, archived)

The Allergies.
Nothing huge like a Tailor Swyft or a Coolplay or Bruce Springstine, but still excellent.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 9:07, archived)

The Allergies are a Bristol-based duo who make feel-good funk, soul sampling, and hip-hop beats
like if Massive Attack cheered up?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 10:03, archived)

Yeah kind of, but I think Massive Attack would also need hip replacements and more vitamins.
Upbeat, funky stuff, with Andy Cooper (from Ugly Duckling back in the 90s) rapping over some of it. He's getting old like the rest of us but performing better than ever.

They also had a live singer and a live saxophonist, weirdly.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 10:07, archived)

their Fresh Mode EP is a fantastic record
I played the shit out of that when it came out, best track Einstein's Taking Off
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 11:03, archived)

Not as weird as having a dead singer and saxophonist.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 12:21, archived)

alright Morphine

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 12:39, archived)

and nobody notices

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 13:34, archived)

Not since my 30s.
We were right though, when we were young and said "Being over 40 is basically dead". Very accurate.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 9:35, archived)

Lol old

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 20 Sep 2024, 9:47, archived)

I'm basically dead this morning
but that's not my problem, it's the problem of anyone who tries to get me to do some work.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 10:08, archived)

That's the spirit!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 10:27, archived)

Dioralyte helps.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 11:35, archived)

I'm 8 centimetres dioralyted already.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 12:07, archived)

Cor!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 20 Sep 2024, 12:20, archived)

mornern

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 8:13, archived)

Alright will

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 20 Sep 2024, 9:10, archived)

I've been off all week and now I'm back at work.
boo.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 9:43, archived)

boo and heaven knows I'm miserable now
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 10:27, archived)

The Document 3 on here.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 20 Sep 2024, 11:26, archived)

I followed a sequence of wiki links and discovered that the child voice actress who played Ducky in the land before time was murdered by her father.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 20:24, archived)

The animators were all ex disney.

( mongychops, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 20:30, archived)

brn

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 20:30, archived)

Thanks, after some further googling you have now ruined "All dogs go to heaven" for me.
Prick
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 20:32, archived)

Soz mate.
Would it make you feel better to know that Steven Spielberg made Carol Anne from Poltergeist into shoes?

THANKS OBAMA! I MEAN REDDIT!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 20:36, archived)

Steven Spielberg is an anagram

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 20:48, archived)

Streveng Bee lips?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 21:16, archived)

yes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 21:33, archived)

Anagram is an anagram of 'a granma'.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 22:46, archived)

Get Kofi Annan a gram of cocaine

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 19 Sep 2024, 23:14, archived)

Ban an Agra monument

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 5:56, archived)

Well, I have 'oceanic' will that do?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 20 Sep 2024, 7:52, archived)

it will take you into insanity

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 7:54, archived)

Oh no

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 11:49, archived)

Beg evil serpents?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 22:49, archived)

yes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 1:32, archived)

No no, that was bruce wayne

( mongychops, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 22:36, archived)

Charlie's goodbye to Anne Marie was filmed after her death
Burt Reynolds said that it was his way of saying goodbye to Judith
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 9:19, archived)

murder fist
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 21:07, archived)

you say that like it has to be one or the other

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 6:47, archived)

Judith Barsi
She was in Jaws 4 as well. Tragic story.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 20 Sep 2024, 8:51, archived)