Is it safe to admit I'm in Italy just now?
Back for our first anniversary, doing the touristy stuff we didn't have time for last year what with getting married and stuff. Hope you're all having a nice weekend.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 18:13, archived)

Enjoy Italy!

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 18:16, archived)

I'm sure Italy will enjoy me!
Haha I intentionally misunderstood you!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 18:19, archived)

You married Bou?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 18:51, archived)

Somebody had to.
Admittedly nobody did, but whatever.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 19:49, archived)

I'm on my way, with clown shoes on

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 21:18, archived)

that's a spicy meatball a!

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 18:42, archived)

Gay.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 4 Oct 2024, 19:35, archived)

bit racist

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 19:51, archived)

Extremely racist.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 4 Oct 2024, 21:23, archived)

you make me sick

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 21:34, archived)

extremely sick

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 21:39, archived)

You be illing

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 22:11, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 22:17, archived)

Have a great time
look out for that red jacket
also: cornetto
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 21:38, archived)

Tap, tap, tap

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 22:18, archived)

ALL the other gondolas

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 23:53, archived)

sinking at you

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 0:11, archived)

Your score: 2 / 7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69391080
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 14:19, archived)

Who cares.
You people need to find better things to do.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 14:31, archived)

God, you're so mean. That's it, I'm leaving.
Everyone pay lots of attention to me and then I'll stay for several hours reading and responding to you and then I'm definitely going, not staying to read more and lurking and coming back in a month or two.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 14:35, archived)

muhahaha

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 10:15, archived)

1/7
Shit questions anyway.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 14:39, archived)

Yeah I thought it was really fucking stupid
absolute load of wank.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 14:53, archived)

thanks for sharing tho eh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:04, archived)

Any time
well. I mean. Every Friday, but. Erm.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:38, archived)

first the floods, and now this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:43, archived)

Take a big shit on top

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 22:18, archived)

A turdal tsunami

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 0:28, archived)

3/7

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 14:57, archived)

it's beer off my cock nikky nakky nock of the clock
but i'm having coffee because i'm being good
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 14:59, archived)

These little updates of yours have done all of us a huge favor, they've helped me realize what a dull fucking weed bore I'd become

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:12, archived)

i love hearing about bubblegum kush please keep me in the loop

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:14, archived)

31.52% total cannabinoids my man

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:16, archived)

amazing

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:17, archived)

snotters isn't getting paid enough
b3ta.com/search/board
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:18, archived)

-enough

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:21, archived)

:(

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:24, archived)

rat piss and sulphur on the nose, vomit on the exhale, tons of bag appeal

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:20, archived)

I've said it before and I'll say it again,
but if they're pretending to assay a group of the ingredients of a naturally-derived product to two decimal places of a percentage, they're bullshit merchants.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 18:10, archived)

my scales measure my weight to two decimal places and i swear the fucking things are about 25kg off

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 20:43, archived)

there's also almost zero oversight, i've only ever heard of one supplier getting in trouble for (blatantly) cheating the numbers
I think the numbers from the specific medical dispensary we use are credible and consistent, but as they point out themselves, those are generalized numbers derived from a variable product. One bud will not be the same as another.
The two decimal places thing is a legal requirement of the state, as you say it's clearly bullshit, but it's state mandated bullshit. I reckon a range analysis would be more useful: highest and lowest levels found in product, average percentage of high versus low found in retail samples.
Or something.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 21:37, archived)

you can also estimate potency by how many lines of nonsense i type

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 19:07, archived)

Your score: s/t, where s is points scored and t is the total available points

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:04, archived)

2/7 lol Brest

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:34, archived)

0/7 Wat Phra Si Rattana Mahathat

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:46, archived)

Are you trying to summon a demon or something?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:53, archived)

Try bara bara himble gemination
That summons bunnies, apparently
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 16:22, archived)

nnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 17:08, archived)

And proud of it

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 18:16, archived)

It gives me immense pleasure to say
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:45, archived)

Do you have to pleasure yourself where we can all see it?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:48, archived)

I barely had time to take a photo.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:59, archived)

There's a 3 second tik tok out now

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 13:10, archived)

Don't forget to lick and circumcise.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 13:24, archived)

Bollocks
I’m in Chester, dangerously close to Runcorn
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 13:34, archived)

Morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:38, archived)

woah woah woah
keep it simple!
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:40, archived)

Well, I woke up thinking it was Thursday
but it's Friday so WOO AND YAY!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:46, archived)

psyche! We broke into your home and meddled.
It's actually TUESDAY. RIP.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:55, archived)

Great. I love Tuesdays!
Hang on, no I fucken' don't.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:13, archived)

But... Tuesday is...
COCK TUESDAY!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:19, archived)

That was last week
duh!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:34, archived)

It's every week!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:40, archived)

Fuck off, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:44, archived)

STFU, Uggo!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 14:31, archived)

I'm ready to hear your apology now
b3ta.com/talk/8425615
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:05, archived)

And garold said 'let it be morning', and it was morning

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:41, archived)

Well, I can make rain with some vigorous bumming
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/gay-people-hurricane-harvey-blame-christian-leaders-texas-flooding-homosexuals-lgbt-a7933026.html
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:47, archived)

It's terrible to blame everything on gay people, when it's clearly partially the fault of immigrants too

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:17, archived)

And women drivers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:28, archived)

And the boogie

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 13:13, archived)

THEY'RE EATING DOGS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 13:39, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:23, archived)

Halloooooo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:13, archived)

HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:37, archived)

Maple ass syrup

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:14, archived)

Well now

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 11:07, archived)

They boil it to reduce it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:18, archived)

, Bagpuss

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:28, archived)

it must be funny because it made me laugh this time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 13:55, archived)

Mine.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:47, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:50, archived)

Yours.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 4 Oct 2024, 11:12, archived)

Ours is just yours without the Y
makes you think doesn't it?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 11:19, archived)

No.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:47, archived)

Counterpoint: Yes

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:48, archived)

In release 1 of 1 of Pickled Onion Release Notes
In news that will make you sick to your core, it turns out that backups have been broken for the last few days.
A fix is now in place and that will tie in with the update to the database from mysql 5 to mysql 8, that's currently in development.

I keep thinking that I should keep everyone up to date with stuff that's going on with b3ta, so like an absent father I'm here with a one off interaction that makes me feel better.

For anyone who's interested, the backup failure happened when the containers that run everything here were upgraded to UBI 9.
That update gave me a load of new Grafana dashboards and alerts that tell me when the the site has fallen over.

Finally there's a new mechanism that allows me test new features as a canary deployment, meaning the current and a possible new site are shown randomly to everyone and I can monitor them both for errors.

As a bonus that's of some slight interest, if you look in your profile settings you can turn on infinite scrolling on the challenge entries page.

Next update will be a test build of the site with the PHP engine switched to a thread model which might stop some of the random outages. After that I have some random shite I want to try out.

/edit I'll also look at webp at some point
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 23:52, archived)

I'm backing up as I type this

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 23:53, archived)

I just want you to enable webp
and to introduce a system which aims to moderate certain undesirable behaviours.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 23:55, archived)

Moderation is a very hard problem but I'm open to ideas
Do you mean image uploader support for webp?
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 0:04, archived)

Yes the image matey updangler.
Moderation ideas: a report button, list of mods, visibly identifiable mods, enforcing the existing rules, perhaps updating the rules (and faq).
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 0:30, archived)

I'm nearly sure I looked at webp before but it shouldn't be hard to add
the uploader is really just a file store so it doesn't care.

That sort of moderation is really up to Rob and not me, I'm just the hired help. Can't do nay harm to ask him.
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 0:43, archived)

Terrible ideas.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:49, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:41, archived)

Then it's really odd that nearly every other forum has incorporated them, isn't it.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 17:14, archived)

You do you

( mongychops, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 0:20, archived)

Can you get the archive working again or is that beyond help?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 1:24, archived)

I have looked at it recently and spotted some issues
Is it the talk archive that's the problem?
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:02, archived)

I'm not sure about the other boards
but talk's archive hasn't been working for a long time.

I can look at my old posts but if I try to look at the linked threads nothing is shown.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:04, archived)

Got a link where that happens?

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:29, archived)

Yep this is a very recent post from the archive
b3ta.com/talk/8423565#post8423571
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:03, archived)

Is that is working now?

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:14, archived)

Yes.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:23, archived)

Woah yes
thanks Sn0tters.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:32, archived)

No worries
it we me who fucked it up
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:58, archived)

Older posts seem to be still broken
b3ta.com/talk/8173324#post8173394 from 2018

Edit - actually it's only a couple around this time.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:43, archived)

That message had been deleted

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 13:06, archived)

Every single link older than 7 days.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:41, archived)

Isn't that just because your old posts were so shit the entire threads had to be redacted?
I assumed that's what's happening with my shit old posts, because I'm having the same issue.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:29, archived)

That's true in your case
for mine it's just a website issue.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:02, archived)

BITCHES!
What is this? It's too early for this! Now... kiss.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:42, archived)

That's my secret
I'm always kissing.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:42, archived)

You keep your tentacles away, Sir!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:44, archived)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~~~~~~

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:45, archived)

I'm too shit to kiss.
A gentle fisting will do just nicely though.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:58, archived)

alright Florence and the Machine

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 11:41, archived)

b3ta.com/search/board
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:18, archived)

I switched that off earlier
Some hacker was trying something through it so I decided to cut them off. It will be back once they stop.
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:43, archived)

alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 4 Oct 2024, 6:56, archived)

SELECT Cheers FROM Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 7:30, archived)

Uh-huh, yep, gotcha
I’ll just click “accept the terms and conditions” without understanding any of it, as usual.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 7:34, archived)

It's too early in the morning for this shit

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 7:44, archived)

I switched my php engine to a thread model twice last night and again this morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 7:59, archived)

Sexy

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:02, archived)

and a skip bippidy bop to you too, fella
😊

edit: fuck webp, it's a whore's format
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:40, archived)

Agree.
webp is disgusting. Like people that use Rust and Go and call themselves "programmers".
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:50, archived)

WANKERS. YOU CAN FIND ME UP YOUR MAM’S ARSE

(Great Forum Banter, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 21:52, archived)

+ in the fresh meat isle

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:07, archived)

+ on the dating circuit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:10, archived)

I hear Terry Funk is coming back from the dead for his final, final retirement match UP YOUR MAM’S ARSE

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:10, archived)

ND ST
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:16, archived)

Right I have posted stuff and I keep getting ignored so fuck you all I hope you miss me
Great Forum Banter
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:32, archived)

Wait


Stop

Don't go
( mongychops, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:41, archived)

I'm going nowhere I just want attention

(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:00, archived)

because I won't be there
 
 
when you
 
 
cross the road
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:01, archived)

🎩
👓
🧥
🩳
👠👠
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:07, archived)

I saw an old bloke driving a white Honda so nondescript I have no idea what model it was in Sainsburys car park yesterday, the car had the private plate D8 BOU
true story
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:49, archived)

Electric Honda?
Hundred Hand Slapper
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:00, archived)

Here in my Tesla I feel greatest of all, I can drive past the plebs in their shitty excuses for cars.
Did I mention I have a Tesla?
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:04, archived)

you should try being vegetarian

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:08, archived)

I find it very hard to say the word Tesla without adding the word wanker
a bit like BMW in the 80's
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:17, archived)

BMWanker?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:30, archived)

I do have a bmw now, hence me thinking the bmw wanker cliche has passed

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:36, archived)

Yes, no need to be a wanker when you've got a nice black man's willy to pleasure yourself with

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 21:33, archived)

Leading the way to the USA tits wobble away

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 21:49, archived)

Or, and hear me out here
Maybe you’ve become a wanker?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:10, archived)

Gary lost his hair so he bought a wig, it looks funny on him and going bald seems a strange thing to pretend about anyway
I read an article in the guardian about him a few years back, very sympathetic viewpoint, it said that losing his hair has been very hard on Gary.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:13, archived)

I think I was going to try to tie this in somehow with the tesla thing but basically the point is, fuck you and your tesla
and fuck musk
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 0:28, archived)

Lol hard on lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 2:33, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:53, archived)

Find me on x

(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:58, archived)

i'll vote to get rid of you

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:09, archived)

You're so desperate to fuck that bitch
Oooooooo friends
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:12, archived)

i'd fuck you if you stayed still long enough

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:16, archived)

Not with that stonking 3 incher
Try your mother, she loves it
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:17, archived)

stonking

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:21, archived)

+ to the rhythm of the honky-tonk

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:09, archived)

alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:53, archived)

Hello BPD
Long time nosey
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:59, archived)

You croissant-munching tosser

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:12, archived)

FUCK YOU BPD FUCK YOU

(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:12, archived)

I love you don’t go
Wait I don’t care

Wait no I do please stay

Wait fuck it no-one gives a shit

Oh I don’t know any more
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:29, archived)

baby if you've got to go away
fuck off
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:38, archived)

I have cracked ribs
But I'm still going to work. Can't find anyone to cover.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:10, archived)

reading talk can do that to you

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:51, archived)

belated beer of the cock
if you were a womble which womble of wimbledon would you be?

you can say uncle hitler
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 17:52, archived)

whichever one got to ream out madame cholet, obvs
I'd make good use of the things that I found in her knickers, iykwim
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 17:53, archived)

all of them, then

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 17:53, archived)

ok, the first one then

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 17:58, archived)

uncle midget dick?

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 18:05, archived)

Hi there!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 18:53, archived)

stop touching me!

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:05, archived)

Uncle Buggeria.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 18:17, archived)

Mike Batt

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 18:31, archived)

+y

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:05, archived)

Mikey Batt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:31, archived)

The late John McCririck

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:02, archived)

strong Savile vibes from that one

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:10, archived)

now then now then
eurghhhhh
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:18, archived)

two to one on eh, eh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:25, archived)

Bye everyone :)
Please find me on X
(Fantasma:, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 13:09, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 13:25, archived)

Thanks Mr. Horrible.

(Fantasma:, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 13:29, archived)

Fuck's sake.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 13:51, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 13:55, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 13:56, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 13:56, archived)

Bye.
Nice knowing you
Thank you for commenting on my farewell thread
(Fantasma:, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 14:52, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 15:02, archived)

This is going to wipe out the remaining 20% of the value Twitter had when Musk bought it, isn't it?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 14:04, archived)

Well he liked one of my pictures
So I guess that will wipe it out entirely
(Fantasma:, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 14:41, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 14:43, archived)

As I said before
if you really want to leave, just go. Announcing you're leaving just means you want attention, and you'll inevitably return (again) in a week or month or so.

Also twitter is very bad for your mental health and grip on reality. Decent people are leaving it, it's just for deplorables now.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 15:15, archived)

Thanks for all the info in the past.
I won't be back.
I wanted to say goodbye...I am very fond of B3ta and I'm very sad.
I've been posting on and off here for 19 years
(Fantasma:, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 15:23, archived)

Select all images with a fire hydrant.
Click verify once there are none left.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 15:22, archived)

I am human.
Painfully so.
(Fantasma:, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 15:48, archived)

getyarn.io/yarn-clip/45ed2ba3-12bb-4c48-8c59-52fe6b61be63
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 15:38, archived)

This is the way.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 15:46, archived)

Not this time I'm afraid.
I enjoyed all the funny things you said.
(Fantasma:, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 15:47, archived)

Well fuck off then

(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 17:07, archived)

see you in six months

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 17:30, archived)

She should come back under a new name
LS18 perhaps
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 17:51, archived)

she'll be right back

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 17:55, archived)

Bye :).
Thanks for being nice to me.
(Fantasma:, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 18:03, archived)

you're welcome

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 18:08, archived)

bye bye bouby bouby goodbye
bye bouby bouby bye bye
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:04, archived)

Bye!

(Fantasma:, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:10, archived)

Please die you parasite

(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:35, archived)

Pushing that bellend down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 12:04, archived)

I heard you like pushing bellends down things.
Or pushing things down bellends. Or something else that sounds insulting.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 12:11, archived)

Billy down the japper eh, standard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 12:21, archived)

This is where you want to live LOL!!!
www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/property/london/bellenden-road/
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 12:18, archived)

Million quid for 2 beds?
Kinell
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 3 Oct 2024, 12:33, archived)

hope they at least throw in pillows and duvets!

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 12:53, archived)

This is where you actually live LOL!!!
www.lowbellendfarm.co.uk/
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 12:31, archived)

no real bellends pls
A Montana man was convicted on Wednesday of threatening to assault the former House speaker Kevin Custard after becoming upset that the government had not shot down a Chinese spy balloon that floated over his home city.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 15:32, archived)

kevin custard?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 18:00, archived)

what?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:13, archived)

i tried to get ai to make a horrible ", TROUSER, DAVE" notice board but it made DAIVE TROUSER instead
, DAIVE
and it added actual trousers
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 17:21, archived)

Beautiful cabin crew, Trouser

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 17:36, archived)

-cabin crew, Trouser +trouser cheese, Gromit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:22, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 4:46, archived)

Morning!

(Fantasma:, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 7:37, archived)

Morning bollocks

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 8:07, archived)

Wobbly bottoms

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 8:24, archived)

Now this is can get behind

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 8:58, archived)

behind lol

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 11:47, archived)

Get lol

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 11:51, archived)

Absolutely.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 9:06, archived)

WANKSMELL

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 9:54, archived)

GUNTSHIT

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 11:15, archived)

9/18
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/oct/02/roll-up-smegheads-its-the-ultimate-red-dwarf-quiz
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 2 Oct 2024, 15:55, archived)

14/18 smeg smeggy smeg

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 16:01, archived)

14/18
Sign of a wasted youth, there. I didn’t get the ones relating to more recent series that I haven’t watched.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 16:04, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 16:04, archived)

everything past series 4 is shit anyway

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 16:20, archived)

alright Doug Naylor, keep your leg on

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 16:37, archived)

apparently it was the other one who fucked off from it, my mistake

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 16:40, archived)

Eddie Grant?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 16:49, archived)

Esmegtric Avenue

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 17:28, archived)

Eddie Stobart

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 19:06, archived)

Eddie Hitler

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 2 Oct 2024, 21:41, archived)

you can't say hitler

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 23:19, archived)

, Eddie

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 23:51, archived)

chicken soup/chicken soup

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 16:15, archived)

13/18
I am a bit shitter most of you.
Galling.
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 16:22, archived)

Not clicking this in case it's the lolwaki cunt with the Ron from Sparks obsession.
Also because fuck off.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 16:24, archived)

haha here's a pic of my dog, what am I like eh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 16:45, archived)

A massive fanny?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 2 Oct 2024, 17:21, archived)

what gave it away?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 23:51, archived)

double parked cars

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 4:21, archived)

bisi bele bath
busy belly bath
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 16:48, archived)

Image upload is borked, guess I'm done posting images
Also, today my real name is Kevin Custard
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 16:59, archived)

shite

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 17:05, archived)

be right back

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 17:05, archived)

, Custard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 0:01, archived)

Sorted now

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 17:13, archived)

now you've fixed that my leg is broken

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 17:25, archived)

Show me it and I see what I'll can do

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 17:30, archived)

Don't fall for that, he's going to show you his knob instead.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 18:54, archived)

Standard.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 2 Oct 2024, 19:04, archived)

Why not show both?

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 22:00, archived)

Crop the feet out of the pic, you know what Internet People are like with feet.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 12:26, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 23:51, archived)

11 but apparently bad actors are spreading disinformation so I probably got all 18

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 19:06, archived)

I got bored after a few questions. No offence.

( mongychops, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 19:31, archived)

I can't, soz

( $$ ✅, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 21:19, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 9:58, archived)

Oh thank Christ

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 9:59, archived)

🙏

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 10:12, archived)

Bonjour
Je suis en retard
( $$ ✅, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 10:03, archived)

Bonbonbonbons

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 10:12, archived)

nous savons

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 11:16, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 10:21, archived)

Plums

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 10:41, archived)

Mornflops
I've just had to amend my last will and testament (willie and testicles lol!) because the person I had as the executor has a brain tumor. Having really depressing text conversation with partner about any of his friends he thinks are responsible enough to ask to do it. I can think of quite a few to be honest, some of the biggest party animals he knows are actually very organised with well screwed-on heads.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 11:03, archived)

have you given anyone power of attorney?
I did it so my kids would be ok if I didn't die
It was expensive but I think worthwhile
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 11:15, archived)

My aunt did that
Her eldest siphoned £40k from the sale of the house into her own account
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 11:17, archived)

oops!
mine's in joint names so they'd have to conspire
and they don't like each other but both love my kids
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 11:29, archived)

What a fucker.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 12:29, archived)

She got what she deserved
She's dead
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 13:34, archived)

Great closing line to a novel

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 15:25, archived)

Or a biography of Thatcher.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 15:43, archived)

Naah.
LPA is a pain to set up. Solicitors will charge up to a grand. Me and partner have enough stuff set up in join names that it wouldn't be a huge issue to deal with things for each other and we don't have any kids. I don't trust the cat enough. She's very young.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 12:29, archived)

fair

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 12:50, archived)

Our saviour!

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 11:30, archived)

Narcissistic sports pimp
Turtle power!
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 2 Oct 2024, 12:20, archived)

What the fuck, /talk?
I come here to see the "morning" thread, where everyone says "morning" and then doesn't really bother to say anything else, and yet today there is NO "MORNING" THREAD?

Fuck the lot of you. Your standards are slipping.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 9:10, archived)

Morning

(Fantasma:, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 9:24, archived)

"Your mum's growler looks like Sammi."

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 9:26, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 9:49, archived)

we were waiting for you to do it
you're late
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 9:54, archived)

Oh shit, really?
Sorry everyone, I didn't realise it was my turn.

Morning.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 9:57, archived)

morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 2 Oct 2024, 12:21, archived)

Place died on its arse after Gilgamesh "left"...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 12:57, archived)

He still posts on Facebook, of all places.
Embracing his inner boomer, I guess.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Oct 2024, 13:08, archived)

IT'B BEER UP MY COCK OF THE TICK TOCK WOCKY NAKKY NIKKY NOCK!

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:26, archived)

is the mighty bou still on everyone's 2.0?
she's being quite nice.
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:29, archived)

Everyone is ignoring me.
It's okay.
It's not beer or wine o'clock for me - I still have two more lessons. Finish at 7pm
(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:30, archived)

good luck. i think everyone posting as bou didn't help.
and by everyone i mean fly and gfb
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:31, archived)

I also didn't help by having multiple accounts.
I only have myself to blame.
Don't worry. I still enjoy reading everybody else's posts.
(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:34, archived)

you also had multiple accounts?
i thought you were the innocent
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:35, archived)

I did. I'm not innocent.

(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:41, archived)

you surprise me

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:31, archived)

I know
Not my finest moments
(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:55, archived)

But to be fair to me also the people here
Are quite cliquey and some are bullies, so the bullies influence everyone else. I should have just let it roll off my back but I put up a fight at being called idiot etc
(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 18:37, archived)

Thank you for saying that:)

(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:32, archived)

Don't get 2.0'd because of me.
These guys are unforgiving.
(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:42, archived)

i'm only here for a laugh

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:35, archived)

probably be here for another 20 years waiting for one

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:35, archived)

Hahaha!
Some comments are funny...I've had a few good laughs.
(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:54, archived)

yeah those were mine

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:57, archived)

Yip.
Most of the British humour I don't get
(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 17:53, archived)

you and utol are the only ones talking to her
if you stopped she'd fuck off.
Bear that in mind next time she has an episode
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:44, archived)

Are we certain this is actually Bou?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:49, archived)

who cares?
whoever it is, they're a fucking menace
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:54, archived)

let who they have not been a glass house throw the first menace

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:13, archived)

Nobody, clearly

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:33, archived)

i care a lot

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:34, archived)

care about this
*points at bear*
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:37, archived)

alright Faith No More

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 23:53, archived)

when did I speak to her you fucking plum?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:51, archived)

fight fight fight fight

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:51, archived)

-gh +s

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 17:01, archived)

Not for me
I don't finish till 7
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:47, archived)

dayum homie

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:59, archived)

Beerclocks

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 17:14, archived)

afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 12:03, archived)

Cheers

⁣  👑
  😎
✌👕⁣✌
  👖
  👟👟

( $$ ✅, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 12:07, archived)

ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 12:33, archived)

(‿ˠ‿)( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆ )(‿ˠ‿)

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 14:48, archived)

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:01, archived)

NOICE

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:02, archived)

There is lots of places where you can look at ass art pepe.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:04, archived)

Cor!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:47, archived)

HIS ASS

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 17:02, archived)

HIS ASS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 22:47, archived)

I see you baby, shakin' that ascii

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 17:13, archived)

Where can I find text butt art?
There is lots of places where you can look at ass art pepe. Here's a few pictures to illustrate:
1. Social media platforms such as Twitter, Reddit, Tumblr, etc
2. Text-based games
3. ASCII art generators
4. ASCII art artists
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:03, archived)

+f

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:30, archived)

'there is lots...'?
ffs
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:02, archived)

ass art pepe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:25, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 12:10, archived)

Well, you're not wrong.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 12:22, archived)

Yes, he is.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 12:31, archived)

Fucking right he is. Who's this cunt saying he isn't?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 14:50, archived)

Some cunt. Some fucking cunt.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 14:53, archived)

It's important to note that I am not angry

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 14:54, archived)

I am so fucking angry

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 14:54, archived)

angry harms the soul

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:31, archived)

i'll fucking murder it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:59, archived)

Me, the cunt known as Aardvark the Cunt.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:38, archived)

HE'S STARTING ON THE AARDVARKS NOW

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 16:58, archived)

wrong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 12:31, archived)

Fresh

( mongychops, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 12:35, archived)

I'd really like a Cadbury's Picnic bar right now
the one with chocolate, raisins and rice crispy bits. That'd be yummy.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 14:53, archived)

I don't like raisins in chocolate bars
let us argue about this.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 14:54, archived)

Oh yes you DO like raisins in chocolate bars

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 14:56, archived)

^chocolate bar raisin inclusion enthusiast

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 14:58, archived)

^ prefers Toblerone up his ass, noted

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:07, archived)

It's the only way I can get the leverage to break a bit off.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 15:15, archived)

Didn't they ruin the legendary chocolate across the entire range?
I keep seeing reviews saying it tastes/smells of vomit like Hersheys now. I can't verify, since I can't have dairy anymore.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 17:04, archived)

Can't or won't?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 17:54, archived)

then you're fine, this stuff just contains vomit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 22:49, archived)

IS it?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 17:57, archived)

Boullocks
I am the Mighty Bou
Didn't sleep well. Expect trouble. (Joking!)
How are you today?
(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 10:38, archived)

Doing lovely
Need a job sometime soon but what's the worst that can happen
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 17:22, archived)

Proton decay spreading through the entire universe at the speed of light.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 17:57, archived)

One can only hope

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 18:20, archived)

I agree

(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 18:46, archived)

❤️
What kind of work do you do?
(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 18:24, archived)

Computer wrangling
I'll be ok in fairness
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 20:17, archived)

I hope you find a great job soon
🥰
(Fantasma:, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 20:30, archived)

morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 1 Oct 2024, 6:45, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 6:47, archived)

SAC

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 7:19, archived)

Shitting Areola Cocks?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 9:16, archived)

Turtle power!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 1 Oct 2024, 10:47, archived)

Morning

(PORCY, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 9:09, archived)

Morning

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 9:38, archived)

morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 10:43, archived)

Kris Kristoffer's off

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:51, archived)

Fuck you, hedgey.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 21:50, archived)

standard

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 22:37, archived)

Kris Kristoffthismortalcoil

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 23:48, archived)

lol

(PORCY, Tue 1 Oct 2024, 9:10, archived)