ATTENTION B3TA
It is now time to write your names in the snow. Also, there is snow.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 21:11, archived)

where?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 21:15, archived)

South

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 21:23, archived)

pole?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 21:24, archived)

of Heaven

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Jan 2025, 23:04, archived)

There on the stair

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 21:42, archived)

Poppins diner, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 21:44, archived)

Why do all the mongs "hang out" at Poppins diners?
There's at least 3 windowlicking regulars, I see them as I pass by on my walks. One sits out the front with a loud speaker and is always playing Pop music.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 17:30, archived)

talk about

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 17:31, archived)

Dunno what that is, soz

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 17:39, archived)

^

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 18:03, archived)

WTF is a poppins diner

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Jan 2025, 18:04, archived)

Shitty diners/greasy spoons
poppinsrestaurants.co.uk
I went in there earlier to take a shit and while I was sitting down at my table (before shitting) a mong was staring at me.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 18:10, archived)

just ask them to move the mirror

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 18:23, archived)

Fixed to the wall, already asked

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 18:28, archived)

damn. i'm out of ideas then, soz.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 18:37, archived)

Looks like a place for poor people

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Jan 2025, 19:49, archived)

We just like the place, spent more in there than you ever have

( mongychops, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 18:32, archived)

2 edgy 4 me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 20:03, archived)

I don't think the disabled are allowed near sharp corners
Which doesn't make sense really because they have plenty in Poppins Diner
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 22:00, archived)

The biggest mistake we made was when we stopped herding them into camps and gassing them, eh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 22:09, archived)

Who is this cunt?
Seems like a proper cunt.

I hope he dies soon.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 22:25, archived)

No clue, unreconstructed reactionary twat, hardly narrows it down in this place

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 22:54, archived)

I'll have you know I CONSTRUCTED a wooden table this morning
I actually just popped a chair leg back in but it's really the same thing
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 23:09, archived)

I actually don't mind 'em
Just was making a casual observation, I met one once at a swimming pool as a lad, they're certainly nicer than most b3tans.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 22:45, archived)

when we stopped herding them into camps and gassing them, h ducating Marmalade
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 23:02, archived)

TIT'S AND FANNY'S

not really, cock's and ball's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 14:23, archived)

Balls in'deed

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 14:40, archived)

balls in need are balls indeed

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 14:56, archived)

Balls with weed are better

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Jan 2025, 15:01, archived)

^ Brian Ballko

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 15:31, archived)

Placeballs

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 15:36, archived)

Tits and arse m8, tits and arse.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Jan 2025, 15:01, archived)

Gunt’s and taint’s

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 15:19, archived)

Boot's and cat's

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 15:40, archived)

Cock

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 21:50, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 5:00, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 6:42, archived)

Isn't it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 10:55, archived)

yes

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 13:01, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Jan 2025, 6:50, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 8:33, archived)

Fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 10:55, archived)

Morning bollocks

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 8:57, archived)

Think I saw them supporting Puddle of Mudd

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 10:55, archived)

morning

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 9:01, archived)

Alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 10:56, archived)

You were up early!
Or were you having a lie-in in Hong Kong?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 9:03, archived)

I was

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 10:56, archived)

Morning
I’m eating brioche
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 9:54, archived)

poached bollocks on toast

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 10:36, archived)

Double deep fried bollocks in a toss sauce

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 10:55, archived)

SCROTE FRITTERS

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 10:55, archived)

HA CHA CHA CHA

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 10:56, archived)

top of the bollocks
to you
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 11:00, archived)

dangar, bollocks
geddit? like ewoks, but bollocks.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 15:00, archived)

Evening

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 21:10, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 21:38, archived)

What is this godawful dross on TOTP 1975

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 22:05, archived)

Found it
youtu.be/_ea_gqeFSNA?si=HXhp8jEXXB9PZ1n5
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 22:07, archived)

Almost as bad as this shite
youtu.be/ZmSW3CuhZyc?si=UQRvNzvDSAkTfpWg
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 22:08, archived)

Tue BBC is playing music that ought to have been forgotten
Urgh
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 22:09, archived)

We’ve given up at this point
www.amazon.co.uk/Ugly-Duckling-Mike-Reid-45/dp/B003TGT5FS
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 22:16, archived)

Thank fuck.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 22:35, archived)

Nostalgia was much better back in my day.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Jan 2025, 12:37, archived)

christ the comments

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 11:07, archived)

I hate you all and want you to die
but first, good news everyone: The missing print was found!

I know a lot of you will have been worried sick about that, but we can all relax now.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 21:06, archived)

I like this!
I like this!
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 21:10, archived)

Everyone dies, Brb, whether you wish it or not
But it's nice to know that you think of people
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 21:33, archived)

You'll be happier if you only wish for things that are inevitable.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 22:31, archived)

NON-CRIME HATE INCIDENT REPORTED!!11!!!1!!!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 14:46, archived)

Noon

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 13:18, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 13:27, archived)

Hello

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 14:54, archived)

My back is fucking killing me

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 14:57, archived)

why tho

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 15:09, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8434236
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 15:15, archived)

makes sense
i had the same problem
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 15:19, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 8:37, archived)

Didn't snow

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 9:04, archived)

Still freezing though in the desolate poverty-stricken North.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 9:19, archived)

I’m down to my last piece of coal
#starmersfault
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 9:41, archived)

I bet the BBC are too woke to report this.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 10:02, archived)

Big black cocks are inherently woke m8.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 10:14, archived)

This is a misunderstanding on your part, it's just that they 'wake up' as soon as they're near you.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:02, archived)

Oh! That must be it then!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:20, archived)

can confirm

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 13:27, archived)

woah
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 17:27, archived)

Flooded as shit also
If shit flooded obv, which it did this morning after two of your pub/one of your restaurant recommendations last night. In fairness that trattoria was lovely. My Italian pronunciation is so good the waitress started gabbling at me in their godforsaken language which led to some embarrassing confusion. Your fault
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:32, archived)

Spa-GHEY-tea

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:42, archived)

U wot m8
Where is flooded? Roots?

Which trattoria?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:43, archived)

The river in the middle of town is well flooded
Went to that Sardinian joint you suggested, their ragu di polpa was vg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:48, archived)

Il paradiso del cibo?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:48, archived)

Si

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:50, archived)

men

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 17:32, archived)

Khai

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 18:42, archived)

Den

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 20:18, archived)

Oh and the river has been far worse, current height is standard for january

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:49, archived)

Defo going to Cliffords Tower today
It's what my brother would've wanted

and brb obv
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 12:12, archived)

lol killing jews

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 12:20, archived)

Totes lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 18:45, archived)

Oh, shit flooded out of yr bum, gotcha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:47, archived)

Good evening,
I am currently picking the disgusting pepperoni off of my Crosta & Mollica brand Pizza. What is b3ta eating for dinner?
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 19:55, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8394783
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 19:58, archived)

Goes best with
prawns
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 19:59, archived)

And a nice Malbec

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 20:04, archived)

PLOPJOBBIES

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Jan 2025, 20:16, archived)

I had a lovely macaroni cheese
or, as I pretend to believe the kids call it, a 'Mac & Me.'
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 20:23, archived)

Fuck all of you
but first, please could the b3ta community provide me with helpful suggestions for where I could look to find the 25x22cm print I've lost. Many thanks in advance.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 17:41, archived)

I found this, does that help?
www.amazon.co.uk/Fidgets-Novelty-Retractable-Keychain-Accessories/dp/B0DNPXYR94
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 18:39, archived)

It might help Special Branch narrow down their list of suspects.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 18:51, archived)

Have you tried sifting through your posting history?
And by 'posting history', I mean faeces.
( .Yeti., Thu 2 Jan 2025, 18:46, archived)

Not .Yet
i.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 18:51, archived)

You'd best send mongychops a gaz, he knows about this sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Jan 2025, 19:23, archived)

Who?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 19:37, archived)

Send Gaz a mongy, he'll sort you out

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 19:52, archived)

Top? A what?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 15:44, archived)

Have you tried looking up your fucking arse?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 19:25, archived)

Twice daily.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 19:35, archived)

Not sure if I got the measurements right
and I don't think it's a print but rather a hoodie, but
www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1794498128/
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 19:50, archived)

Actually a T-shirt.
ofcali.com/product/official-proud-gay-spaz-shirt/
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Jan 2025, 20:08, archived)

Very informative description.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 20:21, archived)

It's quite profound
I had to hold back tears after reading.

Source of text is People magazine, though I struggle to see the correlation between this and proud gay spazzes.
people.com/parents/cbb-exclusive-i/
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 22:03, archived)

Good afternoon.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Jan 2025, 13:18, archived)

Sympathy afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 13:54, archived)

Bit chilly 2day lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Jan 2025, 14:04, archived)

Well freezing m8
Thoughts and prayers for the Londoners with 1μm of snow #staysafe
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 14:12, archived)

Bollocks from the East Midlands

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 15:19, archived)

Sympathy self-reply

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Jan 2025, 17:55, archived)

good morning
It might actually snow later on.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 6:44, archived)

the moon

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 6:52, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Jan 2025, 8:27, archived)

But where?
Weather is only important if it happens in my, the protagnist of reality's vicinity
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 8:58, archived)

mew york

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 9:15, archived)

merthyr yydfil

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 9:16, archived)

milton yeynes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 9:17, archived)

mebden yridge

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 9:34, archived)

momley-my-mow

( .Yeti., Thu 2 Jan 2025, 9:43, archived)

Oh hey, look. It's a willenium!
HELLO!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 13:02, archived)

KEEP MY WILLENIUM OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 17:06, archived)

It won't

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 19:51, archived)

It is raining here. Is it raining there?
Remember chocolate rain? Oh internet.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 15:32, archived)

I dub thee NuBou.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 15:56, archived)

Thanks.
Speaking of, I recently discovered 'Interster.' Sarf Arfiken Thunderbirds-like puppet scifi show set in a future where politically isolated racist South Africa has its own world-leading space program and is at war with tiny alien would-be invaders. Very odd.

This is getting away from whimsical weather based chat though, sorry.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 16:54, archived)

The Wikipedia article is curiously fond and uncritical about it.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interster

Hardly any citations.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 17:34, archived)

Not raining now. Aurora alert just before sunset, but now it's cloudy.
I will keep an eye out for space wibbles, though.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 17:41, archived)

It is, as it happens.
Happy New Year in the drizzle.
( .Yeti., Wed 1 Jan 2025, 19:22, archived)

Oh yeah, happy 2025

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 21:21, archived)

alright "Snoop Dogg"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 0:03, archived)

Snoop Dizzle Televizzle, or something.

( .Yeti., Thu 2 Jan 2025, 0:30, archived)

Afternoon?

*checks clock*

Afternoon.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 13:33, archived)

*checks cock*
it's BEER OF THE COCK!
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 13:40, archived)

I'm roasting a beef as i type

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 13:42, archived)

going here on Thurs
www.rootsyork.com/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 13:48, archived)

tomorrow?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 18:50, archived)

Friday, now I think about it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 20:26, archived)

tomorrow. gotcha.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 4:39, archived)

yep

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 10:04, archived)

The wine tells you how nice you look, it's complimentary!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 1 Jan 2025, 19:37, archived)

IF YOU WANT BEEF THEN BRING THA MUSTARD
WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTTIN TA FUCK WID
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 1 Jan 2025, 14:48, archived)

Smeg?

*checks cock*

Smeg.
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 14:54, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 1 Jan 2025, 6:47, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 7:46, archived)

Morning!
You know, I don't want to spoil everyone's enthusiasm, but it's almost as if there's nothing much different about this morning.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 8:02, archived)

i was in bed by 9pm
It was delicious
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 8:16, archived)

I managed to get in two naps on the couch before midnight

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 12:03, archived)

well done.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 13:41, archived)

b3ta

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 9:44, archived)

morning

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 10:38, archived)

alrite bs
why are seagulls a protected species? they're complete wankers. crows are much better and fewer noisy.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 10:53, archived)

less noisy
surely?
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 11:52, archived)

Fewer.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 1 Jan 2025, 11:55, archived)

^

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 13:41, archived)

morning.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 12:01, archived)

Afternoon.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 12:24, archived)

afternoon

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 12:36, archived)

I am feeling much better today
just this lingering cough that's annoying, but definitely on the mend! Yay!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 13:21, archived)

Happy New Year
and all that bollocks
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 0:00, archived)

Morning!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 0:11, archived)

Happy New Bollocks!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 0:28, archived)

Fuck the Americans
they have to wait
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 0:47, archived)

happy new bollocks

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 1:58, archived)

New Year New Smeg

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 2:01, archived)

up yours

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 16:08, archived)

GONNIE Walker

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 16:34, archived)

oh no

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 16:35, archived)

how do you make a hormone?
put sawdust in her vaseline! LOLOlololoLolOlolol
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 16:55, archived)

- put sawdust in her vaseline!
+ don't pay her
(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:41, archived)

the jon always pays first so

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:43, archived)

how do you know that?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 19:32, archived)

johnnie told me

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 19:47, archived)

Johnny Walkless

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 16:56, archived)

He died as he lived
divorced to Frances Come
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 17:33, archived)

divorced from, surely?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:59, archived)

Johnnie WALKER
as in 'walker' being slang for zombie, I did the same joke for Geordie Walker last year and jokes are always best when you have to explain them every time.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:24, archived)

no that's just shit mate

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:30, archived)

Yes, that was the subtext, you thick cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:42, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:44, archived)

in my defence i was horribly drunk

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 10:54, archived)

Johnnie not doing a lot of walking any more!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Dec 2024, 20:04, archived)

Johnny Walk-along-the-rainbow-bridge-to-Valhall-er

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 21:48, archived)

Johnnie Walker - Dead Label

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 22:16, archived)

NEW YEAR BANTER
HOPE THIS PLACE FINALLY DIES IN 2025.
FUCK YOU ALL.
(sticklebricks, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 16:14, archived)

and fuck brb as well

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 16:22, archived)

+off

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 16:34, archived)

Before this place dies
Does anyone know where I can pay a mason to construct a large cock memorial in preperation? I asked my local and he said no.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 17:25, archived)

your local what?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 17:47, archived)

Pub/Masoners

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 0:48, archived)

YAY fuck you too, you dull, dull, DULL fucking cunt. :)

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 17:57, archived)

It's you, isn't it.
I'm considering that confirmed.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:25, archived)

I have no alts or sock puppets.
Not really my style, and I know how browsers work so I have no need of them.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 19:45, archived)

No fucking idea what that last cunt was blithering on about, Trouser.
Here's a thread about nothing, Jerry.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 15:26, archived)

fuck off brb

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 16:01, archived)