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amzn.eu/d/09tIoeop
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:23, Reply)
That's been doing the rounds for YONKS m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:37, Reply)
So’s your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:39, Reply)

tinyurl.com/4ksucnvx
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:39, Reply)
Eww

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:57, Reply)
🤮

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:59, Reply)
"May contain nut"

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 17:01, Reply)
Not clickin that, might be an old lady cooking with poo

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 17:02, Reply)
His name's queef.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 17:26, Reply)
...and it's called "merde des hoopes"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 17:44, Reply)
Ain't poo , go trousers on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 18:04, Reply)
GO TROUSERS ON!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 18:53, Reply)
Chucked Norris

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 18:09, Reply)
Chuck Norraroundanymore

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 18:25, Reply)
Hullo deacon's
How r u lol

Pub in Wapping 2moz, Caribbean fine dining Sun.

U
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:56, Reply)
More like FWAPPING, knowing u!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:00, Reply)
Classic!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:08, Reply)
We have a right laugh here, and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:10, Reply)
*Jimmy Carr laugh*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:37, Reply)
Friday m8. How bad can it be
I'm alright. Not got a lot on this weekend, which I'm actually pleased about. It's been busy lately, and I am a lazy, lazy man
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:00, Reply)
Gud 1 lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:22, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:33, Reply)

₩ₒ₨₶ ₣ꝊⱤꭒⱮ €√ꬲꭆ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:18, Reply)
Some lovely shit hole pubs still in Wapping. Don't have to use the prospect

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:07, Reply)
I quite like the town of ramsgate

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:21, Reply)
Fucked Norris

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:13, Reply)
Chuck Notris

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:19, Reply)
Way of the Coffin

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:57, Reply)
Bad Luck Chuck

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:27, Reply)
Chuck No

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:47, Reply)
Walker*, Texas Ranger

* i.e. he's a zombie
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:55, Reply)
Missing Inaction

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:03, Reply)
I got none right. Not a single one. Not even a random fucking correct answer. Sod you all.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyd7xjw2r3o
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:17, Reply)
A combination of a small bit of knowledge and the customary guesswork got me to 5/7.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:21, Reply)
5/7 skiddy helmit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:34, Reply)
9/7

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:03, Reply)
4/7
Standard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:10, Reply)
6/7 as usual the sportsball question was my undoing

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:26, Reply)
29/8 march of the pigs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:51, Reply)
4/7 fewer thick than garold

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:44, Reply)
4/7 not having an infection in your bellend

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 17:04, Reply)
Going to work soon
My cousin is visiting his mum, so I won't have to put up with her mentalness for the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:11, Reply)
Done a 22 mile run and then off to Manchester for 🍻 tomorrow
Might wank off a wildebeest
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:28, Reply)
Might fist a ferret

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:38, Reply)
Way ahead of you m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:40, Reply)
Some Ethiopian chasing you? 22 miles, you health people are nuts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:57, Reply)
Too fucking lazy to complete the marathon, more like

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:00, Reply)
Snickers now mate

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:05, Reply)
Yes he was after my nuts

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:07, Reply)
We just had a driverless taxi in our street - successfully dropped/picked passenger and buggered off.
What exciting, futuristic thing have you noticed recently?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:26, Reply)
b3ta

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:29, Reply)
Fuck all, bruv

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:29, Reply)
Kak Hatt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:32, Reply)
^ got that dirty diesel

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:36, Reply)
Update. It's not driving itself at fucking all
someone's driving it around, I think it's being configured or learning these weird London streets.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:35, Reply)
so it's basically a car, being driven. oh garold.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:00, Reply)
+ well you came and you gave without taking

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:05, Reply)
and I drove you away

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:05, Reply)
It had all the twirly radar/lidar gubbins
So that was exciting
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:07, Reply)
This made me genuinely lol out loud

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:08, Reply)
starfleet academy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:37, Reply)
I flunked Kobayashi Maru last semester :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:38, Reply)
but you aced homecoming!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:01, Reply)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:10, Reply)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:53, Reply)
set it on fire

(piss and shit, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:52, Reply)
is there anybody morning there?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 6:50, Reply)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 7:18, Reply)
Yes
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 7:38, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 7:43, Reply)
Where?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 8:13, Reply)
just belm if you can hear me

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 8:14, Reply)
i'm a spaz
i'm a retard
what the hell am i doing here?
oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:26, Reply)
Morning. Rich boomers be spendin' all their money...
Dave Gilmour's strat just sold. Guide price of between $2m and $4m. Sold for quite a bit more in the end www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6573403?ldp_breadcrumb=back
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 8:22, Reply)
Dave Gil-LESS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 8:41, Reply)
RIGOR MORTIS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 8:57, Reply)
prevening

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:14, Reply)
+ Misery II: The

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:28, Reply)
preening cunt

(piss and shit, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:29, Reply)
oh wait

(piss and shit, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:29, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8470442
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:48, Reply)
chode cheddar

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:54, Reply)
preventing evening, maybe yours etc

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:53, Reply)
Dunno if my lads got his anti biotics yet. But this is who is on at club chemistry in Canterbury. Serves them right tbh
youtu.be/3Dvn9X7n0VQ?si=hYkdbiUa0giGIQeU
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 18:13, Reply)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 18:54, Reply)
+ing shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 19:10, Reply)
Cripes!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 20:32, Reply)
I sold my shoes to a guy outside that club for £80
The cash smelled like Hai Karate
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 20:52, Reply)
The father's day gift of choice for 80's kids

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 22:36, Reply)
I hope he married her

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 23:22, Reply)
He's no Daz Sampson

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 23:38, Reply)
Somebody pumped Michael McIntyre full of botox and banged a load of billy up his japper

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 6:47, Reply)
Christ
I mean, if this is how he's come back then I'm definitely siding with the Muslims.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 6:20, Reply)
Night

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 22:36, Reply)
So I have 25l of lemony prison wine fermenting. As expected, I got impatient and tried drinking a pint of it 1 day in.
This was a mistake. Not only is it still sickly sweet and very highly carbonated but it seems to be continuing to ferment inside me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 1:01, Reply)
autobrewery syndrome ahoy!

(piss and shit, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 6:02, Reply)
afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:22, Reply)
Granddad’s (RIP) only ever words of wisdom came into my head – ‘If you’re ever in trouble, act like you’ve got a mental illness’.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:31, Reply)

If you’re ever in trouble, act like you’ve got a mental illness
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:35, Reply)
^ mentally ill

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:16, Reply)
Wonder if 'grandad' or 'monkeythechicken' ever met anyone with mental health problems.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:48, Reply)
I wonder if they ever left the basement

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:12, Reply)
I think the cunt insisted on the veracity of the story.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:28, Reply)
Oh right, it must have been true then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:54, Reply)
well it's definitely a story, that's true

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:56, Reply)
PROPER LADS

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 15:58, Reply)
Did you stab him to death to make people you think you were a homicidal paranoid schizophrenic?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:21, Reply)
that's not why I did it
oops
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:51, Reply) 


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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 16:15, Reply)
A powerful image

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 16:40, Reply)
Looks like a penguin weaing a tiara

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 16:59, Reply)
Is it a sailboat?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:41, Reply)
It's a fucking schooner

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 18:01, Reply)

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