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Who you gonna call?

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)
Pest extermination services.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)
A prostitute

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/526331
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)
Yo moma.

(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)
Same answer as mine isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)
Harsh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)
But true.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)
Quite possibly
in fact very likely. But I think 'm going to go and have a crap and get paid double time for it too...because I can...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/628369
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAN

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)
Winner!
And another Tedious fact for the day...Tedious is mind-bogglingly good at arcade games, especially dance mats.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)
*makes hilarious strikethrough gag*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:10, archived)
0800 916 9186
Ocean Finance
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)
You make me giggle.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)
I shall remove my finger forthwith.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)
Slightly dubious humour corner...
...if Roaneah was to take you up the arse and then blow himself up would that make him a suicide bummer?

Badger and WW would like to point out that this is an intended humourous post and do not actually wish for Roaneah to blow himself up.

Or bum them.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)
I HATE YOU!*





*May not hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)
Roneah's gay?

(Jimmy Choo, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)
No... What gave you that impression?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)
John peel is dead also apparently
And MSN is borked.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:54, archived)
Top lurkage!

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:54, archived)
No, just a change of name.
It's Jesus Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)
Of course
it's just common sense
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)
*shakes head sadly*
thats bad.
even for you two.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)
I bet you sniggered though

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)
I cringed.
CRINGED.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/628341

We also DEMAND that you visit us in Suffolk with that hairy Welsh cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)
When we get the 21CN
telephone network next year, will we be able to get stupidly fast broadbeans?
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)
Only if you use REALLY good compost

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)
Get out my brain.

(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)
*climbs ou of your ear*
*after jizzing on your cerebral cortex and wiping cock on eardrum*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)
With good compost yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)
Fuck.
Just spoken to my mate who's been rather ill recently...he had leukemia as a baby and has just been to the doctors and found out that he has an elevated white blood cell count...

This isn't news we wanted to hear...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)
Sooo.... You posted it on a crazy internet message board.
Bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)
This is not good...
...all teh best to your mate from me and almost-Mrs Badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)
This.
Only from me, not those two.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)
As below, sir...

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)
I know I ask this every 10 seconds,
but any news on Reading yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:54, archived)
Very good question...
Umm...no is the answer.

Need to speak to a few people really...I can't really do August as I've got about 200 birthdays coming up so will be skint but September/October would probably be the better time...from my point of view anyway. And I'm the important one aren't I...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)
I shall pass it on
I'm sure he'll send bummings...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:50, archived)
But what if we catch cancer?


/idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)
I don't think it'll matter
as your botty is probably in a right state after being on here for so long...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:54, archived)
Badge Badger
mushroom


ahhh snake.

'noon.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)
Old skool!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)
Did anyone call?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)
Just one guy from a double glazing company.
I told him not to phone back.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)
Life is hilariously cruel
aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20050708093509990012
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
Wooly jumpers
A missed opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)
*groan*

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)
I can just see the dinner tables for the next YEAR...
....'Yes Musa, it IS lamb chop for tea AGAIN'
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)
it's their own fault for breeding them with lemmings

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)
The sub-header on that is marvellous.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)
I just solved a sudoku.
Yes, I want a fucking medal. Send it in the post, please.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)
I've done pissing loads
*sticks tongue out and does a superior dance*
*gives medal*
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
*sticks tongue out and does a cunnilingus dance*
*gives meddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)
*meddles in the face*

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)
Bah!
Jumping on bandwagons. Fucking look at me I can write numbers in a box!*


*may be feeling inadequate due to his inability to understand sudoku, let alone solve one
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)
This

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:31, archived)

You have to get 1-9 in every row, column, and 3x3 box without having the same number twice in a row column or box.
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)
Sounds like a boring waste of time to me.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)
I don't understand why it's a bandwagon...
I'd been doing them in the paper at work for ages without realising they were even trendy, then found out people were flaunting them to look like interesting and intelligent people.
One of the sad parts is that it actually worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)
Do I really need to buy
a recordable DVD drive? It is only £30 or so.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
if you have to ask,
then probably not.
you'd know if you needed one.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)
but but but..
*hurts self*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)
I got one the other week...
it's great (Lite-On) £30 from Savastore.com - worth every penny
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

i bought mine when they were about £60, and i can honestly say that i rarely use it.

handy for occasional backups though.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
I got my first CD writer when they were £200+ in 1997...
It was scsi and only 2x write speed and packed up after a year :(
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)
yup
we had en external (parallel!!) HP drive when they were mega bucks. it stopped working some time around 1999/2000.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:31, archived)
my current cd writer ilacks the ability
to have over burn protection. Plus my dvd drive is shit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)
I think all DVD writers now
will burn anything with underrun protection - it's a gift from the gods that.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)
cool
the one is from overclockers, cos i get have that in my hands today. If i pull my finger out of my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)
I've just opened a bottle of Cötes du Rhone 1999...
it's fucking horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)
Don't drink it then...

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)
I'm not, it's for this
www.b3ta.com/talk/627952
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)
Aaahhh I see...
And just what's wrong with ordering Pizza these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)
I'm being creative :)

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)
pfffffttt
every time i see that phrase it gets funnier
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)
;)
www.b3ta.com/talk/627954

Edit: you mean dougs recipe corner? ahh
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

re edit: yes :p
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
Can't be as bad
as a wine my dad once bought, believing it to be Cotes du Rhone...

Goats Do Roam

I've tasted better anti-freeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
Calling all b3tans who are or have been on anti-depressants...
What were your symptoms before you started on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)
I was depressed.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)
How do you tell the difference
between depression and just being a grumpy/moody/hormonal bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)
Sorry, can't edit...
or just being normal?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)
I'm only joking
never been on them really
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)
If you're not sure, err on the side of not taking them
At least for now. They do a lot of good (I probably wouldn't have parents without them) but they can be pretty destructive. It's probably not worth it if you have any doubt.
Give it a wait, unless you think all you've been doing is waiting and nothing's changed?
*huggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)
*huggle*
I know they can, especially working in this place. Just seems like one or two days of every week is being given over to being in a mood at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)
Not me...
I have a healthy booze habit to keep me well in check
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)
This ^

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)
GET ON iSKETCH
we need you!

theres only three of us =(

www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml


b3ta room, in special
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
My mate says he bought me a Chemistry set for my birthday...
...But he left it on a bus.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)
Oi
NIN tickets. You want?
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)
Ah hello...!
Looks like I'm going to have to pass on them - which makes me a sad panda. Mate I was going to go with is working nights next week and the other bloke I was going to ask is skint.

So much as I'd love to I can't take them...but thanks for finding out for me...

*looks sad*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)
Fairy snuff
I'll go pester some other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)
I doubt you'll have any trouble shifting them...
I was trying for ages to find some and couldn't....then I get this opportunity and I can't take it...

I was supposed to be seeing Oasis today as well and I can't...and last week I had a ticket to see them and couldn't go either.

I don't think I'm supposed to see anyone live ever again...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)
I am playing Mr Blue Sky by ELO
in an attempt to make the sun shine

and then I'm going to cook lasagne
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)
Sun is already shining here, pet lamb!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:59, archived)
it's sunny shiney here
I'll send you some. I'm going to go and hang some washing out and probably come straight back here
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:59, archived)
hurrah!
thankee
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)
I like Nerf Herder's cover.
And it's gloriously sunny here in Tamworth.

i was playing an mpg in wmp, closed wmp just as it ended, and it's still playing the audio and I don't know how to make it stop
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)
I just had one of those
total hummus failures halfway through a 'shop.

Bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)
Always looked good on paper.
Always sounded good in theory.
Ahhhaaayaaaaaaahaaaa!

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)
Anyone else
still at work?
(thisismyclone, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)
Soooo....
Tell me about this tramp chub incident.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)
*waves*
yep
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
I heard there was a thingy on b3ta
which allows ya to mess with the colours of your profile - anyone know about it?
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)
I know about it.
It was too difficult for my tiny brain though so I gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)
this
on two occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)
Tiny minds think alike.




That is: BOOOOOOOZE FOOD FOOD FOOD SEX SEX SEX FOOD FOOD FOOD BOOOOOOOOZE.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)
Here you go
www.djol.co.uk/b3ta/bpma/

Get all the bits you want using the drop down menus then the code appears a the bottom, juste copy and paste that into you profilr. Fiddle around a bit, it soon becomes clear
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)
Oooo, that one is different to the one I tried to use.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)
and me
so I've done mine now. it's not much different, just very purple
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)
I tried in Safari and IE and all the drop down menus are blank
Must be a java thing. Microshit handling of java being different than the rest of the world as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)
I find that IE handles java better than FF actually.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)
I hardly ever use IE.
The beige offends my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

www.djol.co.uk/b3ta/bpma/
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)
It may be the afternoon already
but I'm just about to eat my breakfast
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)
I've just had a cup of coffee for mine.
*thinking about granary bun with ham and cheese*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)
I've just come back with
oatcakes and smoked cheddar
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)
Smoked cheese is so wrong, yet so right.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)
one of my favourite things
is smoked garlic. there's a smokehouse near where I had my honeymoon that smokes whole bulbs. they also do smoked soft cheese which is absolutely gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)
*wipes drool from mouth*

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)
I read that as
'Ocelots and smoked cheddar'.

Huzzah for ocelots!
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)
I only had cereal
Now I feel inadequate...
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)
I had cereal for breakfast
and pasta for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)
I probably won't eat again
until I get very hungry just before I'm about to start drinking and give in and get some chips or something
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)
I've only just gotten dressed.
Yay for weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)
Why must you record my phone calls
are you planning a bootleg LP?


Good afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)
So when you get arsey with us,
we have something to throw back in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)
Sounds very George Carlin.

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)
The Specials

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)
It will be released later this year.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)
We're making
HANKSTER - XTREME AND UNCUT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)
He's not Jewish then

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)
You sound suspiciously gay knowing that terminology.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)
They'll be selling it to
"Britain's Funniest Angry Call Centre Conversations" for Channel 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)
Toblerones taste of blood.
Sorry for new post, but this is important.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)
lies!
they am great.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)
Are you sure you're not
eating a used tampon?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)
nah
they're not triangular
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)
Depends if you want to mould them into interesting shapes
before consuming the fucker...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)
I'm not having this conversation

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)
Bitty


we'll have this one instead
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)
aaaaaaaaaaaargh!

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)
Mummy I'm hungry

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)
Are you my mummy?

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)
meh!
the ratbag says that. Mr V's threatened to get her a gas mask
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)
No,
you're an orphan.
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)
don't call me mummy
and you can have some
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)
Bitty?

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)
gah
that's not the way to ask either
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)
I'm hungry
*makes sucky face*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)
*feeds*
(oatcakes and smoked cheddar)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)
No. They taste of blood.
They do for me, anyway.

I don't like to get chocolate on my hands, and so just bite off the next section directly.

Then I taste blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)
*awards 150 stupid points*

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)
The blood is your gums bleeding.

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)
Didn't we just have a thread about the dreaded toblerones?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)
No, you're imagining it.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)
You are unsure?

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)
I wasn't taking notice.
I only ever read the first 3 or 4 threads when I first login.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)
just put the tv on
and some minature jockey-type person on the beeb beeb ceeb just said "if I'm going to run a horse I want to come from behind"

down with this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:00, archived)
careful now!

ning everyone =)


*was reading father ted scripts in the early hours of this morning as a cure for insomnia*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:06, archived)
YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:06, archived)
ME!
I should be dying my hair right now, but I couldn't find my dye towel.. so what would anyone do in this situation?

That's right, make a bowl of cheerios and post on the talk board

..although i wanna see if iSketch is on, I've only played once and I'm addicted =(
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)
Start a room and I shall join you.
As I am bored to shittery.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)
I have several dye towels
and the dye washes out eventually anyway. what colour you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)
I turend over to C4 early this morning
to see McCririck (sp?) in a knitted bobble hat.

That is fucking scary before breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

to c4
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)
pfft
a genuinely funny strikethrough (for a change - rather than 13 year old schoolboy humour)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

for a change - rather than I wish I was doing a

humour


/predictable unfunny strikethrough
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)
*applauds*
well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

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