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Can't see what else it's good for

This week I will mostly be using gaussian blur

(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:32, archived)

hahaha awww :C

poor mouse

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FIEND, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:33, archived)

No thanks, I've got one 'ere.

:)
I might pop this up again.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)

*buys*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)

Hoya!

ROTFL!!!!

Cunning!

Be funky

M A D

(MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:12, archived)

Hahahaha! Nice.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)

holding peanuts, of course

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:44, archived)

i'm hoping to get one of them mouses ears grafted onto my wife.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:49, archived)

got a lot of peanuts, have you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)

small peanuts?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:07, archived)

yes, not like those giant peanuts you sometimes get

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:10, archived)

Unusual decoration for a science lab.

Fine blur thing.

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Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)

BUY MY DRINK!!!!

IT COMES IN PINTS

(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:10, archived)

Secret candle is secret.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)

I have seen pictures of thirsty ladies on the internet

drinking horse milk. They must be ever so hot too as they had taken off all their clothes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)

FUCK YES!

*orders twelveteen*

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)

Breakfast of Champions

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)

Hahaha! Hallo Tribs, how's tricks?

how's tricks? Chedge

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)

I still love this

2nd frame makes it :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:32, archived)

Haha, this is brilliant.

Still don't have access to my own computer, or I'd have a go at animating this.^
And that's also why I'm limited to tenuous re-posts for this week's compo:

Click for bigger (127 kb)

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4Q just lurking, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:33, archived)

oh my f.......

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)

can it be made into ice-cream?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)

MELKS!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)

i'd always imagined jezza pissing cider

preferably bulmers

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)

Have you got this on tap?

Beer tiem, night all!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)

BUY THIS OR YOUR KNOB WILL FALL OFF

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:47, archived)

i'm not putting that in my coffee

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:32, archived)

Ooooh.... where are you going to put it?

You saucy mare....
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:44, archived)

needs to be put on a T-shirts

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:49, archived)

Looks tasty....

But how many gorillas worth of strength are we talking here? I'm going to stick to Bear Semen myself :p

(almost_ is pumped full of Bear Semen, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)

Lost and found.

(walrys, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:05, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

haha fantastic anim *clicked*

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FIEND, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)

I imagine some whimsical 60s style music to go with this

perhaps with a French twist

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)

groovy

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)

Queen gaddafi

(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:56, archived)

We all remember that time the Queen made the army kill thousands of us

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)

With help from a load of French mercenaries

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)

It was only last month when she did it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)

~~Queen~~ King and that time would be WWI

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)

^ Lizzy Mary?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:06, archived)

Queen.ly

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)

Start orbiter aerosurface profile test, start main engine gimbal profile test

(PanSowa, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)

Fur will fly

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:54, archived)

This is the best thing I ever saw.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:54, archived)

Please adjust tenses/grammar

to achieve comprehensibility.
KTHXBAI

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:06, archived)

why is undercat wearing overcat as a hat?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)

All Hail !! Jebus has returned!!!!!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)

I hope he brought bandwidth! ;D

that expression is perfect!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)

Pfft!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:26, archived)

ah frick!

I keep forgetting that.. I knew it was less than 400. but that's for animated ones isn't it?
bad Keeno..

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)

haha

don't worry about it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:28, archived)

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT?!?!!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:47, archived)

Silly Gan

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:52, archived)

hahaha

*checks your image size for irony*

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)

THOSE WHO SLIP THEIR HAND ON MY ARSE SHALL BE SAVED

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)

all the time touching

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:26, archived)

well you never know, it might cure me of the Scrofula?

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)

I AM JEBUS, DO NOT BE A-LLAMA-ED!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:30, archived)

Touch the arse of llama jebus and yee shall be saved

and cured of your anal warts.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:30, archived)

phew! at last!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:36, archived)

proof if proof be need be

(haha I just wanted to say "if proof be need be" to be honest)

I can't say why

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)

be be?

be be?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)

Llama beard for lustrous grow.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)

And you'd be right to do so.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)

He's still a bastard

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:51, archived)

disturbing

~~disturbing~~ arousing

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:04, archived)

This turned out more disturbing than I'd expected

Way to lighten the tone...

(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:20, archived)

MECHANIZED DOG BLOWJOB.

MANIACS!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)

The GUFF-O-TRON is a success!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)

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Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:34, archived)

No than q

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)

well all love the Chuckle Brothers right?

now we can love their dogs too

Hosted by imgur.com

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:13, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)

Should be Ch3ta

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:15, archived)

beautful eh? ;)

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:17, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:17, archived)

o__O o__O

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:18, archived)

*Right clicks grey space*

Looks for "Show picture"
nothing
*Repositions cursor*
*Right clicks*
Looks for "Show picture"
nothing
*Repositions cursor*
*Right clicks*
Looks for "Show picture"
nothing
*Repositions cursor*
*Right clicks*

My computer must be borked.

Edit: Oh there it is!
Well worth the wait :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:19, archived)

yeah Imgur was being slow and flidy

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)

Yes!

WOO to the orig pic :)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:19, archived)

hehe good stuff!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)

hahahaahahah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:22, archived)

YES!!!! I thinbk I've just cum!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)

hahaha

Look out - the freebase police will be after you!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)

EVENING ALL!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:34, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)

Hehehe

Nicely

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:22, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i must have these dogs now.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)

lurchers with dentures?

whatever next!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:29, archived)

hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

(randomscally, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:54, archived)

I'm marketing a new energy drink....

Bear Semen, The Manliest Drink on Earth

It gives one the strength of 10 gorillas

(almost_ is pumped full of Bear Semen, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:43, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:43, archived)

I think this is one of the best pieces of branding I have ever seen

www.google.co.uk/images?q=duracell+energy+drink

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)

the strength of 10 gorillas

and CHAINSAW HANDS! NNNGNNNNNNNNGG!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:09, archived)

And you would know.

I am calling Hamtoucher on this thread though, as it is essentially spam.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:10, archived)

but it IS Bear Semen

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:12, archived)

But is IS

spam.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)

yeah but

frog fucks granny.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:19, archived)

as is an awful lot of stuff on here

this is funny and well done, where's the problem.
It's not a link to a Coca Cola campaign or "click this so I'm famous" thing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:17, archived)

Can I bribe you not to with floods of Bear Semen?

(almost_ is pumped full of Bear Semen, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:22, archived)

that's superb

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)

it's real too!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:46, archived)

You should call it redex, 'cos I can't see it.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:47, archived)

Here's an action shot...

(almost_ is pumped full of Bear Semen, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)

.. of another redex.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)

Ah, can see it, now.

In fact, I think it can probably be seen from the outer fringes of our galaxy.

EDIT: so this actually exists, and you're genuinely trying to sell it on b3ta?

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Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)

bigger please

i can hardly see her.

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)

Whoops, sorry, now reduced to less astronomical proportions for your viewing pleasure

(almost_ is pumped full of Bear Semen, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)

I can touch her!

edit:...awww!... :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:51, archived)

I'll take two...

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)

Does the can of drink come free with them?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)

does she come free with the bear jizz?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:01, archived)

hahahaha, you've actually got it made?! fantastic

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:04, archived)

slurp

mind if i pop this here

30 seconds full (850w), 30 seconds wait, 15 seconds full. perfect.
balls, put first pic twice.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:02, archived)

1 cup...

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:04, archived)

How to make a polished turd?

...Haaa haaa haaa!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)

Not in the microwave!!

Why bother with the clingfilm??

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)

potwashing not required

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:17, archived)

Hahahaa

OK I'll give you that one.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:20, archived)

and it's easy to lift out and flip onto a magenta plastic plate*.

*magenta plastic plate is an optional extra.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)

balls

Feel free to plop your balls anywhere you feel they are warranted. Also, I'm going to try this...

(almost_ is pumped full of Bear Semen, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)

its full of yum.

also, did you design the logo? And does it taste like monster or relentless?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:33, archived)

My mate Jameson did the logo and his mate Pete did the drawing. Here is Jameson's Flickr and Pete's Flickr

And it tastes a bit like a certain crimson cow themed drink. But wings are for fairies, Bear Semen gives you the Strengh of 10 Gorillas.

(almost_ is pumped full of Bear Semen, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)

but my gorillas go up to eleven

;)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)

one one?

one one?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:05, archived)

Many people do in fact report gaining the strength of 11 gorillas, but it's not official company policy to make that claim.

(almost_ is pumped full of Bear Semen, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:01, archived)

Is that my drink?

I am Manley.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:06, archived)

He'll gladly sell you a crate of the stuff.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)

Is it real then?

Well, it's good enough to share, but belongs on /links really.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:09, archived)

It seems to be.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:12, archived)

Hmm,

that is a bit spammy then, 7 years or no.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)

I'm with you - fucker's spamming us.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)

Apparently didn't do the logo or the picture ...

so debatable whether 'own work'.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)

It would appear that giving your product a comedy name allows you to advertise it on b3ta for free.

And I still can't see the original image, so have no idea what the logo looks like.
Is it any good? Can we forgive his evil spamming ways?

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Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)

I don't know, I'm confused

Nothing said to me "BUY THIS OR YOUR KNOB WILL FALL OFF" but now upon further inspection I think if I don't buy some now my knob will fall off.
HAYLP!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)

The link takes you to the "buy my stuff" page.

Which, to me, is no different from the people who occasionally offer /board great deals on Adidas trainers, and provide us with exactly the same kind of link.
Nike take note: change your name to "Grizzly Piss" and all is forgiven..

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Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:41, archived)

"I'm marketing a new energy drink"

was the title to the post, so top marks for honesty. Didn't say it was his.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:00, archived)

So my point remains - you can spam b3ta if the item you're selling has a funny name and a half-decent logo.

EDIT: pub!

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Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:13, archived)

I could remove the link

Would that be better? I just thought that it might make some people here as happy as it makes me :p

(almost_ is pumped full of Bear Semen, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:52, archived)

How about you buy an ad in next week's newsletter?

Or, at the very least, buy an icon for your account?
Seems like a fair trade.

We clearly love the idea of your product, (and I must admit to being tempted with the power of 10 gorillas, myself), but if you're gonna give us the hard sell, at least make it known that you both respect and appreciate b3ta for allowing you to do so.
Oui?
Non?

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Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)

Funny you should say that...

Studies have shown that spontaneousness penile detachment events are much more common in people who DON'T buy and consume Bear Semen

(almost_ is pumped full of Bear Semen, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:55, archived)

Not like he's trying to sell it to us though is it?

& it's still a picture
:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:22, archived)

WOW

This is exactly how the world should work. Always a bit confusing. Yet serious.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)

for your consideration

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue468/

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rob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:25, archived)

Yum!

*faxes coffee*

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)

huzzah

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)

Cheers rob

Those layered tourist photos are fucking ace.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)

WE ALL LOST THE SUBJECTLOLS GAME :(

Ta Wob

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:27, archived)

I never knew that posting something on the Links board

was the same as sending stuff in.
That Biorn animation IS ace though :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)

Nicely

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:38, archived)

Thanks.

Fix b3tards!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)

Hooray!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)

Hamtoucher.

Pic?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:07, archived)

adject boredem?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)

can't decide if this is Gaddafi's "Tommy Cooper",or Tommy Cooper's "Gaddafi"

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:23, archived)

Amazing!

You clever bugger!
:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:25, archived)

Hahaha Jus' like that!!

Edit: And to all who were interested NSFW Mario cock nose

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:25, archived)

DOOM..WAR.WAR..DOOM..HUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHH

*clicks*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)

Marvellous

Glass, spoon, spoon, glass, missile strike, ah ah ah!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)

ha ha ha!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:27, archived)

He's on the Nescafe himself !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:27, archived)

Freaky, but very, very woo!

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Chumps 👀, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)

FP Jus' like that!

Awesome as always you tinker you!

*clicks* :)

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Ninj, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:35, archived)

O__o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)

hahahahah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:26, archived)

Stop the internet

we have a winner!

(ianisme, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

Clever as Ever and as bonkers as the man himself! *clickin' like an AK47!

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Q4nobody, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 23:26, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)

Brilliant

Now all we need is some clever techie to hack into Libyan state TV and play it on a loop!

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eXOBeX, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)

FP THIS NOW....

oh :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:04, archived)

nice

to quote rick mayall, gives me something to hang on to

WOOF!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)

I've got PLAN, and it's as HOT as my PANTS!

All: HOORAY!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:11, archived)

I try to base my life on Lord Flashheart as much as possible

iiiiiiiiiiiiit's me!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:18, archived)

Entirely this.

I don't believe anyone can have too much of my marvellousness.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)

not the ladybeard i would choose

edit. It's a hole with hair round it, so, technically, would
:)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:18, archived)

We have confirmation...

...the crew of the shuttle are able to see your picture.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:19, archived)

Oooops. Too big?

I've got a 27" iMac so it looks alright to me.

I'll resize.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:22, archived)

now you're just bragging.

actually, i need to her a bigger monitor.

*opens ebay*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:27, archived)

It's a nice toy, work paid for it...

work paid for it...:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:36, archived)

Is it one of the new ones?

My work is thinking of getting one, but I've read some right horror stories about the mirror-finish screen. Do you find this is a problem?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)

being self employed

i'm a right bastard when it comes to buying myself nice things and never get anything unless it's essential and i've searched for the cheapest possible one via the internets.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:29, archived)

Mr./Mrs. Smith

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)

Johnny Depp?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)

Still would...

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)

Eddie Izzard?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:38, archived)

Not so fucking Jolie.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)

newsletter subjectline compo

okie dokie
write a jokey

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rob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)

NEW ZEALAND

L-A-A-A-A-A-aaaaaaaaamb.....

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:58, archived)

GADDAFI'S FACE IS MELTING IN THE DARK

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:01, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:01, archived)

Gaddafi is the Queen shock

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:03, archived)

It's all down to what was in the nescafe.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)

JAPAN ATTACKS PEARL HARBOUR

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)

Michael Barratt made ambassador for New Zealand

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)

bumcakes

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)

BY THE POWER OF THATCHER'S HOODED CLIT

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)

In a desparate attempt to stop the whining, Gaddafi hosts mass hog roast. Special Souvenir Issue.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)

RICKY TOMLINSON'S BEARDED GUNT

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:08, archived)

NEWS IN: GARETH HUNT BEHIND LIBYA UPRISING

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:11, archived)

It's Anthony Stewart "Mr. Giles" Head, I bet

Him and his Gold Blend.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:18, archived)

Giving HappyToast something to do in his unemployment

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:12, archived)

Selling our bombs to the warriest despot with a smile and a pat on the back

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:13, archived)

Direct from Gadaffi in Venezuela.

we were going to dedicate the news letter to New Zealand, but got buried under a pile of work.

Petrol prices set to rocket.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:15, archived)

B3ta revolution continuing, rob hiring mercenaries to troll /board

"Sire, /talk are revolting!"
"Tell me about it, I can smell them from here."

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:15, archived)

NOISE OF LIBYAN GUNFIRE DROWNED OUT BY TONY BLAIR'S SHREDDING MACHINE

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:16, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

^THIS^

with big knobs on.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:20, archived)

Genius!

You're getting a 'click' for that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:04, archived)

B3ta Newsletter, Better then Nescafe 3 in 1.

but that not hard really.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:18, archived)

Bacony cancer lols

Full processed meat list of death inside

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:19, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:21, archived)

hahahahaha, frightened carnivore response number 73

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:23, archived)

DOC BROWN TRIED TO WARN US ALL

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:20, archived)

Sorry, we forgot we were in charge of the country this week

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:20, archived)

B3ta:- Buying shares in Welsh lamb since 2011.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:21, archived)

Gaddafi - Tales of a careless beekeeper

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:21, archived)

astro turfing the net until someone finally makes some sense

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:25, archived)

More diggs than Minecraft

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:25, archived)

New Zealand Man with Parkinsons claims miracle cure during earthquake..

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)

New Zealand, Shakin' like a dog shittin' peach pits.

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Chumps 👀, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)

GOONFRUIT SPEARS GADDAFI RINGPIECE

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)

When I saw him the next day, I almost poo pooed in my PJ's

(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:13, archived)

1.21 Kittehwatts!!!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:46, archived)

hahaha Great Scott!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:56, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)

Notice they sent the dog first, to make sure it was safe...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:23, archived)

this is a bit fruity

but its the product of my afternoon after eating a kebab

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)

Date rape :D ahahaha

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FIEND, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)

Hahahahha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)

TROLL

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)

Has he got worms?

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Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)

Why, want some?

Speaking of things posterior, could someone please give me a hefty kick up the arse?
I srsly can't be fagged with work today. Beer calleth.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)

So that's what he looks like.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)

But trolls thrive on attention

And children,

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)

he's the court troll to. GRALAK THE MIGHTY KING OF THE JELLY BEASTS

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)

you sir

are fucking awesome.

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FIEND, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:52, archived)

These are lovely.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)

What should I draw the'day?

Had fun doing yesterday's request (now in colour). Thought I'd take on another :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)

Good Lord!

She appears to have purchased the wrong sized T-Shirt...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:04, archived)

It happens :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)

good noon

I've just spent the last couple of hours tweaking some css

and now I could just scream...*

/frustrated blog

* client has logged in and "ahem" done a bit of tweaking....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)

Backups?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:57, archived)

A lot more of this

Or Foxy Cleopatra
Or you know me, I'm always fine with some Chloe

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)

~~some Chloe~~ outrageous yiffery

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)

Meh,

If it's for lols I'm cool with it
Outragious yiffery sounds hilarious

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)

that spelling is pretty funny, too

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:16, archived)

Damn chrome!

For forgetting to spell check.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)

This is good enough for me.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)

A giant bear picking up and pushing naked ladies into his underpants to keep warm, please

with tits

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Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)

^ needs more whale, and stilts

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)

Could be arranged! :D

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Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)

A giant naked bear picking up and pushing stilts into his whale to keep warm, please

with tits

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:14, archived)

Oh no. Anyone got a tissue?

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Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)

Bless you, JJ

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:37, archived)

This has made me laugh so hard

Thank you JJ

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:03, archived)

The Internet is now complete

It may now be saved to floppy disc and the computer shut down.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)

BinDun

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:56, archived)

and haslet

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)

^ this

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)

Haslet?

What's a haslet!?
Hahahaaaaaa! wotcha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)

afternoon sir!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)

Lord Charles

wanking into his top hat.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)

I dare you, NO... DOUBLE dare you

to attempt to draw a sexy mrs. companion to me!

I'm basically asking you to draw a sexy dog turd...

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)

Gnome chicks in leather and chains

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:32, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:53, archived)

Crab and scorpion please?

They are good, where titted animals are cunt.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)

I think he's lost

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)

TROOOOOOOOOOOOLL

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)

MAN!

Forest MAN. I wish I hadn't got rid of my beard now, as that picture is 100% MAN.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)

MAN

b3ta.com/board/10298869

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)

big poos

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)

wow

awesome style, it's a bit like the b3tan connor's mixed with quentin blake....or cockweasle, either will do

:D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)

I believe you'll see that he's just fine there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)

OK, I'm a newbie...

...So I don't know if I've done this right or not. Be gentle.

This is my contribution to the Kunt Royal Wedding Video (the first bit about Charles & Camilla...)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aseI1bwKumM

I've got a swf. too but dunno how to post it....

(MrsP, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)

Probably one for the links board this, but seeing as you were polite about it.

Didn't it say in the newsletter where to post/email it?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)

-__-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)

Best not to post the swf...

Check out the faq for a better steer. Also: /links may be a better home for this rather than /board.

Edit: May I point out that this is all being delivered in a highly fluffy way.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)

yeah, /links board is the where this should be

you can still post it over there now, it will probably get more views on there than on here.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)

That was shorter than I thought it would be

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)

I thought so too

good though...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)

woot

like it - nicely drawn!

You could export it as an animated gif then stick the gif here too.

Rob Manuel told me (on twitter) to link the .fla, but you will need some hosting for this - maybe temporary.

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giant_squid, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)

cr3ation might be the best place.

b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)

I completely forgot about the video

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30, archived)

I think you are in the right place

As I think you can only compo stuff on /board (I might be wrong) if I'm not well done and welcome.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:33, archived)

Velouria!

And draw-off poll...

Wednesday 2nd March draw-off poll

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)

I see a girlie... :)

(c'mon bunnies!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)

i can't draw but i'm going to make a note of this :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)

Something is wrong with those bars

why is 3 equally long as 7, and longer than 4? Hmmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)

The bars seem to bear no

resemblance to the votes cast, (Musicals was in the lead with 1 vote last time I looked, even though 3 other options had more votes), so I'm going to go off the numbers at the end.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:28, archived)

The structural integrity of that graph appears to be failing...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:38, archived)

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