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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:36, archived)
# this is marvellous
but escalators irritate my vertigo :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:39, archived)
# Mmm hotdogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:41, archived)
# Wonderful stuff!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:41, archived)
# Ahh Sciences
So when they're not working, this is feeding time non?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:43, archived)
# no, that's when one has escaped
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:44, archived)
# Sod that
So they don't get fed? Imagine a hungry one of them running wild ......I'm never going to Londonium again!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:48, archived)
# I knew it!
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Thu 1 May 2014, 18:06, archived)
# I knew this was you even before lookng at the tag line
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 1 May 2014, 18:43, archived)
# It's all fun and games until they catch fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:13, archived)
# oh god that squealing noise
you never forget it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:32, archived)
# sometimes they grab your leg when they're feeling playful
also, WOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 May 2014, 0:33, archived)
# Bloody genius
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] must... take... selfie...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/1170720
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 1 May 2014, 16:25, archived)
# so that lady in that link what you linked to
was both stupid AND a copy cat? Tut! (and that's swearing)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:27, archived)
# it is an strange old world
and, as someone pointed out, we're all doomed
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 1 May 2014, 16:35, archived)
# if that wasn't me
i agree, we're all doomed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Natural selection is a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:37, archived)
# Women "Just say no"
Put down that fecking mobile phone for one minute!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] The Subterranean Git.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:52, archived)
# can it be deep-fried?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:58, archived)
# If it smokes enough. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:59, archived)
# it looks like some bizarre scallopy squid thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:02, archived)
# It looks like it needs the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:15, archived)
# it looks like it's IN the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:32, archived)
# it is getting a good squeezing, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:37, archived)
# pukes!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 1 May 2014, 15:33, archived)
# ascention sunday ascention sunday
seventeenth wednesday after pentecost...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:39, archived)
# I think you've gone a bit overboard celebrating this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:48, archived)
# I like to splash out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 1 May 2014, 15:54, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello boys!
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 1 May 2014, 14:26, archived)
# haha the fear :)
is this an overly priced dubai island that people can buy to be scared?
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Nope, it's a hole in Belize that you can dive in to be scared.
ambergriscaye.com/pages/town/greatbluehole.html
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 1 May 2014, 17:38, archived)
# Yay for Teh Fear!
They look very at home there
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:04, archived)
# dammit, they pissed in the pool!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:40, archived)
# dammit, they're pissed in the pool!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Mind bleach please
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:07, archived)
# WHA?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 1 May 2014, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:39, archived)
# :)))
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 1 May 2014, 18:10, archived)
# *boke* "Am Oot".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:17, archived)
# Fake!!
*the tits obvsly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Fake or not I like them!
Pervin on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:55, archived)
# nice1 bozza
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] What the fuck do I get for her birthday?

Oxford St/ Pit of Hell on a Saturday afternoon…
Larger
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(I helped save b3ta! Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones..., Thu 1 May 2014, 14:02, archived)
# Easter eggs are 10p in Sainsbury's.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Nicely
B&Q vouchers normally do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Getting sick of these yet?
lol
anyhows, another attempt at a paints. Maybe I should just do a bloody blog post or something.


Click for bigger (347 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:02, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
Have a click

Aft'noons
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:13, archived)
# chars
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:21, archived)
# you seem obsessed with this fella
you should ask him out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:17, archived)
# he is fit
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Like a cross between Chris Barrie and the squinty one from off of Radiohead
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:20, archived)
# more rimmer jokes anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:21, archived)
# you know I have no option but to paint myself
Either that or *spits* work from a photo.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:22, archived)
# stop spitting on photos
you dirty pervert
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:28, archived)
# do you want it back?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:29, archived)
# I called it the other day:
www.filmonpaper.com/posters/henry-portrait-of-a-serial-killer-one-sheet-photo-usa/

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 May 2014, 15:22, archived)
# Stop
that you cunt! lol
I love that film btw.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:34, archived)
# very good arts - nice one
i'd love the time to get back into real painting

(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:53, archived)
# VERY good. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:46, archived)
# hey look at this news article i definitely didn't edit
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:32, archived)
# I've been keeping the tradition alive for years.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:37, archived)
# i only do it as a planned leisure activity or health aid
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:48, archived)
# walking while wanking
double the fun
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:08, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:42, archived)
# I got prescribed lidocaine patches a while back, they're effective for 12 hours
they're effective for 12 hoursI've got them plastered all over my arm in an attempt to beat the world record stranger wank as I type.
*trufax
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Top splatter :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:50, archived)
# That looks like hard work
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Dedication :)
Dedication's what you need
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:46, archived)
# Hooray for a good old-fashioned newsmash!
edit/ looks like I haven't done one in nearly 5 years, but the last one was indeed about wanking (and poor old George)

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:44, archived)
# was the mechanical wanking spanner a precursor to the fleshlight?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:08, archived)
# That George is a right fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:23, archived)
# yes for bbc newsmash's! nice one
have my proudest one from maybe 5 years ago too :)

(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:00, archived)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Fantabulous Wanking Spanners.
A most singular entertainment!
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:04, archived)
# Fair's fair...
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:32, archived)
# And ban all their old-people supporters from retiring to Spain
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:24, archived)
# Eggy git.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:55, archived)
# ooh, an albuman
(patella, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
reflecto
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:13, archived)
# I think you're the only one who noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 2 May 2014, 3:43, archived)
# Vote for the new Question of the Week
From the QOTW suggestions board:

Solicitors and the law: Most of us have dealt with them, whether it's through buying a house, claiming for compensation for being a fuckwit, or being defended in animal molestation trials. Tell us about these blood sucking bastards and how they ruined your life.


UFOs and shit - Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us how you once saw a helicopter and thought it was aliens





Vote closes in an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Since when was QOTW a democracy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:11, archived)
# i dont know -- i never voted for it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Really?
They're genuinely the best you can do?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:44, archived)
# At least he's using user suggestions for a change, although mine was more for a poorly conceived dog fingering joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:47, archived)
# It's a tie! I'm not voting.
The two can be easily rolled into one.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 1 May 2014, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:48, archived)
# animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:51, archived)
# I wish!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:52, archived)
# hot
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
photo usvsthemb3ta1_zps6afc4a87.jpg
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:05, archived)
# arf
emerging like a butterfly from a tatty old chrysalis
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:12, archived)
# the other way 'round
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:45, archived)
# more like one of those spider wasps
sucking all the lifeforce from the old husk to strengthen a new, garish and ugly self that functions in a completely different way
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:59, archived)
#
you should be able to do maths under pressure, really.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:27, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:16, archived)
#
Is that an anti-Farrage/anti-Cameron article I see appearing there?

Oh David Cameron is wearing trousers today... WHAT A TOOL!
(LokiMD, Sun 4 May 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Yes,
I believe it is.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 4 May 2014, 20:10, archived)
# Genius, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:58, archived)
# Cheers mate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:43, archived)
# where did the manatee touch you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Eeeek!
in other news, why did the Daley/Farage post disappear?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 1 May 2014, 11:44, archived)
# ooh, that's a bit odd
maybe he sold it to a paper like someone suggested and they bought exclusive rights :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:06, archived)
# That was me (who suggested tagging & selling)
So that gives me the right to call him a thread-deleting cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:33, archived)
# so who did what with the huh?
I missed it all and now feel left out...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's get this out of the way shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:32, archived)
# Did you find that?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:40, archived)
# he didn't say
...that's a fragrant bleach of protocol
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:41, archived)
# In that case
I think it shouldn't win. Harumph.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:45, archived)
# I agree, Holboxy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:15, archived)
# cracking
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:06, archived)
# nicely done that
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Ooh ta.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] got any DIY plans for the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] :) Ning Toasty

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:17, archived)
# I'm surprised it hasn't been remade as a horror
that and Catweasle are much worse than Jason vs Freddy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:21, archived)
# ^This^ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:25, archived)
# Add in a Noseybonk for a horror trilogy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] not now no
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:38, archived)
# Floorboard monster is watching you wank
or is that white paint?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:04, archived)
# Whack-a-mole
18+ edition
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:08, archived)
# only sex
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea, NWOT, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 1 May 2014, 10:48, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HIDDEN HORRORS

This weeks image challenge is to show us the cracks in the skin of the world and the horrors that lie beneath.
Let us see the true face of the monsters around us, the things that go bump in the night and leave all that drool under your bed.
Challenge suggested by ferret.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:08, archived)
# Should've combined UKIP with Hidden Horrors just to piss off the 2 people who tried to fix it
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:01, archived)
# Was it Jim who tried to fix it?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 1 May 2014, 10:42, archived)
# who tried to fix it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:16, archived)
# pedrohin's vote stuffing account's vote stuffing account
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:17, archived)
# It was the lizards. Or chemtrails.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:18, archived)
# Your guess as good as mine
I watched the stats follow the same pattern of voting as previous dubious high votes.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:35, archived)
# you mean it's fixed because 2 options were more popular than the others?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:08, archived)
# It was me, I voted for once =(
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 1 May 2014, 12:14, archived)
# now you must do a picture
it's the law
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:17, archived)
# Nope I mean 2 people using multiple accts and I'd guess proxy servers
Normally when a legit vote is initially tight an eventual trend will emerge especially over a lengthy time.
When 2 people are determined it'll stay neck and neck all the way each trying to out do the other, they stopped around 11 pm ish when it was 70 votes all square, couple of probably legit votes over night swung it hidden horrors direction.
I took an interest when it exceeded 50 allowing for the extra voting time, and it followed the exact same pattern as previous dubious ones, they try to keep it subtle.
I've got no objection to making pics for either - imjusayin what I see
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:20, archived)
# I find it hard to believe that the vote is so important to two people
that they would use up so much time and effort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:27, archived)
# nuts vs zoo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:47, archived)
# :D
4eva in r harts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:58, archived)
# I find it hard to believe aswell and quite sad why they would
I can't be bothered to go back through the mini-poll stats and point out the same rigged votes - enough time wasted already
Time to shop the Hidden Horrors of UKIP :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Not only is this the internet, it's B3ta
the very purpose of which is to waste time and effort
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:51, archived)
# shame if they do exist that they'd rather spend the time staring and clicking
and not doing a picture or something
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 1 May 2014, 0:16, archived)
# "Come dine with me" took an unexpected and unfortunate turn
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 May 2014, 1:48, archived)
# Everyone likes a monster that has table manners enough to use the silver properly.
GJM
Also: Do you realize how many of these you have made? Have you ever counted them?
I now have over 500 collected, and I am quite sure I have not parted out all the
batch pictures to singles yet. Nor do I have the slightest idea why I have done
so, or why I have made more pictures out of them. Yet, I will get another diorama
or two done, as soon as I can find the time to compose them nicely in 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 May 2014, 2:13, archived)
#
I have 1,130 files in my misc drawings folder, and a lot of those are slight variations or things that don't belong there so you probably have the majority of them
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 1 May 2014, 2:18, archived)
# if you feel like you can't stop then you probably should
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 May 2014, 6:12, archived)
# don't stop til you get enough
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:55, archived)
#
food
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:57, archived)
# you can also let b3ta collect them for you
like this: http://b3ta.com/search/board/14181/pic
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 1 May 2014, 7:32, archived)
# don't get between an OCDer and his obsession, man
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:05, archived)
# lucky b3ta can't alphabetise them too
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:10, archived)
# bible stories!
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(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:35, archived)
# definitely a "would have" with Eve as there wouldn't be any other choice around...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Love the bikini
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:03, archived)
# and god's blue rinse
and stoned adam
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:13, archived)
# hahah
:)
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:18, archived)
# I heard both God's Blue Rinse and Stoned Adam
when they did a joint Peel session in 1989
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:47, archived)
# Wait a minute...that's D.L.T. - the Hairy Cornflake..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 0:22, archived)
# Reminds me of an old joke
A surgeon, a bureaucrat and an architect were sitting around discussing religion - in particular, which of their professions came first in the Bible.

The surgeon said, "Obviously my job, as God removed one of Adam's ribs to make Eve."

The architect said, "Noooo, my job, since God formed Heaven and Earth from the chaos."

The bureaucrat smiled and said "Where do you think the chaos came from?"

* "bureaucrat" can be substituted with a variety of professions, e.g. politician, banker, CIA government-destabilisation specialist...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 May 2014, 1:54, archived)

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