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[challenge entry] Ning!

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# NI!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# IT'S A FUCKING JOBS TAX!
I WAS GONNA HIRE SOMEONE ON £24,000 A YEAR AND NOW I WILL HAVE TO PAY AN EXTRA £240 I WILL NTO HIRE THEM DESPITE THE FACT THAT I NEED THEM FOR MY BUSINESS TO FUNCTION! YOU EVIL BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# haha - satirelols :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# It is my biggest annoyance so far this election.
If you need someone for your company to function properly, you will pay the additional 1 fucking percent!

I am sure, that just like me, you were entirely shocked that heads of massive companies didn't want to pay more tax. Apparently, bears also enjoy shitting in the woods! Fucking cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Yeah just like bankers who have swallowed billions in taxpayers money
to be bailed out of the crisis that they created don't want to give up on paying themselve huge fucking bonuses - because you know we have to pay for their talent to stay in Britian and fuck it up all the more.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# just ask them to do 1% more work
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# No!
I will make them do 2% more work! That way, I will be making a NET GAIN! Ha ha ha! Take that you socialist pig dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# ^this
Edit: Also, Peng, and Neee-wom!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# We need more of these pubs
The Domo Arms, Freebase Inn ;) etc.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Near me there is a pub called The Drum, and for a while Mrs V and I fantasised about opening up a pub opposite called The Bass.
Thankfully we didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# :)
I'll open 'the two cymbals' further down the street.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Yeah would hate to think of what clientele it would attract
I would imagine lots of tracksuits and burberry :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Yay &
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# yay?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Shuriken!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# YAY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# *gives*
'Ning b3ople
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# yay!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Is it real?
(Astatine, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)