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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# *spang*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:58, archived)
# that was my Joke
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# That was Freebs' joke.
sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Does he have eyes in the back of his head?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# She is sitting in front of a mirror
smartarse ;)

EDIT: She is also blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:04, archived)
# *is laughing self silly at this bit*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# So then why did she agree to go and watch a movie?
Ahhhhhhhhhh ... !
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Oh my god. I can't deal with you people.
I'm going home to get drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Come back and fight you gaylord!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:13, archived)
# OK.
She went to the movie just to listen to the dialog, which is why she forgot what it was called, yeah, because she couldn't read the credits, right?

Ha-hargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Good lad.
Now - explain to us why you think it's acceptable to portray blind people being smashed in the face with tins of soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:16, archived)
# It's part of the guide-dog training program.
Any decent guide-dog would have caught that tin before it hit her.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:18, archived)
# THIS
is the illustration I want to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Perhaps another time
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:20, archived)
# best thread today
after the one about puns on vaginas and seaside towns
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:22, archived)
# She went blind at some point
between seeing the film and celebrating the anniversary.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:10, archived)
# I remember this being a cryptic crossword clue.
(twattybanjo, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# E (13)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:20, archived)
# I feel a certain senselessness in trying to solve that type of clue
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:55, archived)
# I'm going to have to ris I'm afraid
what am I missing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# It's a bit like Dingbats
HIJKLMNO
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# :)
I can't think of a clue without giving it away *scratches head*

Umm, ABCDE is A to E, HIJKLMNO is......

Edit: or subscribe to ElvisWeatherCock's newsletter below.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
# *tumbleweeds*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:09, archived)
# I'm just wasted here
*emos*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# *groooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaan*
i'm de-rised.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 26 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# TELL US THE ANSWER BARABAROSSA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
# LIKE MY FUCKING PERGOLA ALREADY AND I MIGHT OBLIGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Done!
*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# HIJKLMNO = H to O.
or H2O. H2O is the chemical formula for water.

Hence his alphabet soup is a bit watery.

*exits stage left*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:15, archived)
# AND DON'T COME BACK!
come back!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:20, archived)
# RE: your sig
Full or empty?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:22, archived)
# empty
eat the marmite first. There was not enough room in the sig to clarify thispoint
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Not the jar, the balls. LOL
Fuck me, I've waited at my desk 17 minutes to post this "joke". I'm going home now.

Byee.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:39, archived)
# haha
you daft cunt!

actually - I finished work nearly 2 hours ago and I'm still here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:40, archived)
# totally worth it
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:40, archived)
# HIJKLMNO?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# H to O
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I want to smash my computer right now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# LETS SMASH EVERYTHING!
*SMASHES*
Griffy Savalas has left the chat room
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:12, archived)
# *office giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:13, archived)
# you made me do a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:23, archived)
# To tha muthafuckin hos
I got more bros than Seb got Coes
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS: BBC confirms comedian Jason Manford to join One Show in July as co-host
well that's the last bit of credibility he had left down the pan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Oh FFS.
Mind - last thing I saw he was freely advertising a certain brand of shower gel in his show, and it wouldn't surprise me if he were being paid for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha
ffs I feel stupid for not getting that sooner.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:17, archived)
# bloody hell....*aims spanging cannon*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Waiter . . . why is there no fly in my soup ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:24, archived)
# What
pasta matching algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# HIJACK LEMON
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Who the hell would order alphabet soup at a restaurant?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:40, archived)
# A bee
see?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:44, archived)
# (I gotta go catch a buzz...BRB)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:47, archived)
# kerschpang!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Semolina Sans?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:01, archived)