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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:10,
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This needs sending to the Register :)
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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:11,
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please do, but make sure my name is attached ;)
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:14,
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some git has already nicked it
to feed hits on his cack-arse blog of theftery...
www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/06/the-idiots-guide-to-holding-the-iphone-4/(which just hit digg.com)
I say we should all shit them in the face.
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:37,
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my comment is awaiting moderation.They might find it a bit too sweary to publish.
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ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:08,
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Hahahaha
Fucking Jobs, coming over here and taking our foreigners
I shall tweet this to Charlie Brooker.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:12,
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please do, but make sure my name is attached ;)
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:14,
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I've linked to the post :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:15,
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please do, but make sure my name is attached ;)
only joking
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap',
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:35,
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Haha. This needs to be shown to my brother
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:22,
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please do, but make sure my name is attached ;)
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Mousing,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:28,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:28,
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;)
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Mousing,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:30,
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\o/
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:20,
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hahaha!
it's funny cos it's true
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Mousing,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:28,
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Gah! Horrific hand injury
is this what happens when b3tan males fwap too much?
But yes how dare Steve Jobs suggest people are holding their iPhones wrong!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:29,
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Fucking nasty
I like
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Heaping Spoonful of sugar,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:34,
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Toasty, you rock!
(Not as much as MUSE, but a close second)
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:50,
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lovely stuff :D
have a rare click
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:16,
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have a massive sunday morning
WOO!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:37,
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Hahaha:D
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herman:D,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 13:52,
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arf :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:07,
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That's awful.
Funny as hell too.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:39,
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Hahaha
it really is as cynical as that. Apple are due a nasty fall I reckon.
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mofaha πβΈοΈπβπ,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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The best part of the gag for me...
... is the red cross/plus sign.
The Apple+ store is a work of genius. Do they also lobotomise potential customers for the iPad so they think it's worth the money?
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:07,
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Can't hold your phone?
We've got an op for that :)
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Ninj,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:30,
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hahahahahahaha
If I were to do this again that would be the end slogan :D
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:29,
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You're a genius sir!
*clicked* of course :)
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Ninj,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:24,
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It's things like this
that make me glad twats go out and buy something the very week it comes out to compensate for their lack of a soul, then they all piss and moan that they've been "had"
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J-Rod chortled as he came,
Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:23,
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Now he can’t hold his cock
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catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest,
Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:20,
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perfect
bravo
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:18,
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100% Fact This Is The Truth...
In the old day when a Mac crashed the computer voice would pipe up "It's not my fault." Fucktards...
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racketear tired, stressed and happy,
Mon 28 Jun 2010, 23:51,
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haha
Yes! Totally Apple's fucking attitude! White screen of death = your fault , not faulty ipod! Cunts!
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Kirbie,
Mon 28 Jun 2010, 23:56,
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