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Creator : @IamHappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# This needs sending to the Register :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# please do, but make sure my name is attached ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# some git has already nicked it
to feed hits on his cack-arse blog of theftery...

www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/06/the-idiots-guide-to-holding-the-iphone-4/

(which just hit digg.com)

I say we should all shit them in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:37, archived)
#
my comment is awaiting moderation.They might find it a bit too sweary to publish.
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fucking Jobs, coming over here and taking our foreigners

I shall tweet this to Charlie Brooker.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# please do, but make sure my name is attached ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I've linked to the post :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# please do, but make sure my name is attached ;)

only joking
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Haha. This needs to be shown to my brother
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# please do, but make sure my name is attached ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha!
it's funny cos it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Gah! Horrific hand injury
is this what happens when b3tan males fwap too much?

But yes how dare Steve Jobs suggest people are holding their iPhones wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Fucking nasty
I like
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Toasty, you rock!
(Not as much as MUSE, but a close second)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
# lovely stuff :D
have a rare click
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# have a massive sunday morning
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# That's awful.
Funny as hell too.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# *mesmerized*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! speedyballbangpots, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Hahaha
it really is as cynical as that. Apple are due a nasty fall I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha 🐕☸️🏞❓🐄, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# The best part of the gag for me...
... is the red cross/plus sign.

The Apple+ store is a work of genius. Do they also lobotomise potential customers for the iPad so they think it's worth the money?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Can't hold your phone?
We've got an op for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
If I were to do this again that would be the end slogan :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:29, archived)
# You're a genius sir!
*clicked* of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# It's things like this
that make me glad twats go out and buy something the very week it comes out to compensate for their lack of a soul, then they all piss and moan that they've been "had"
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Now he can’t hold his cock
(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# perfect
bravo
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)
# 100% Fact This Is The Truth...
In the old day when a Mac crashed the computer voice would pipe up "It's not my fault." Fucktards...
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)
# haha
Yes! Totally Apple's fucking attitude! White screen of death = your fault , not faulty ipod! Cunts!
(Kirbie, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)