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# Please help me name my new mannequin
I call her 'bitch' at the moment. She is well over 6ft tall and is about a UK size 6.

She needs a suitable name.

She also needs more silly clothing but I can sort out something good.

A 6ft tall dummy named 'bitch'
was assembled with nary a hitch
Poor Sam got a fright
had a bark then a bite
for having to look at such kitsch
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Hee hee
I can see her vag'
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# A breeze came in and moved the feathers just as I took the picture
I had a feeling she may inflame the passions of certain most B3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Greedo Goatpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
He shot first
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# *steals*: Mannequin Skywalker.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:48, archived)
# *Ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:53, archived)
# You can't steal what's mine!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Margery Ruffle-snatch
should be her name.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# I think you could be right
My dog went BALLISTIC when he came in from the garden to find her there.
He's still not over it. Half an hour later and he's just outside the door, peeping in and growling.
I fear she is going to be peed on soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Call her Latrine then.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Knowing (male) dogs I've owned
at least peeing is the 'better' option.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I agree
It's never good to get spunked on by a dog.
unless it's over your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Hmm, I came up with a similar surname before reading yours
Clearly we are close to the truth!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
# You speak the truth, sir
Hellooo Waspy!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Swit Swoo!
Call her Manny Quinn medicine woman


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Oh Dave
Chutters' name is a bit good innit?
If it was a man I might call him Manny but he would have to be circumsized.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Call her Dave
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# That could feature
I think she's going to end up with a multiple-barrelled name.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Roy Hattersley
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Skinny Bitch?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:53, archived)
# That's her temporary name right now
"Bitch" for short.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# At well over 6' I'd call her Trannny Suzannah.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Tranny Fanny
The Granny Nanny
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Doreen slater
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# horrible
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorribllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!
you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
# WASPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Melanie Hildegaard Crotch-Waffle

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Blimey!
....are we related?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Retarded? Quite possibly

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Surely . . . you've got to be joking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Mannequins need a name
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Surely or Shirley . . . whichever you prefer . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Shirley Ujest
Livia Dahl

Morphine Squench
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Polypropylene Pam?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Hey crazy girl with no nipples, whaddaya doin' here?
/Spaced blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# How about the name
"Bitch"?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Margaret Fellows
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Penny Colobus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Tammy Cooper
as she already has the hat fez.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Lady Diana Spencer
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:54, archived)
# mum
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:32, archived)