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# Newsletter subject line compo
I haven't much time
so write a punchline
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Congrats to Rob on winning the Noble Piece Prize
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# As welcome as Hungarian sludge
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# *glowers*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Well, come on
It's been one of the most notable stories on a slow news week!
*searches BBC news for more topical headline potential*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Tutu hangs up his tutu


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Slopping into your inbox like toxic Hungarian sludge!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# tata tutu
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# DOUGH - YOUR COUNTRY KNEADS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# lol
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# My punchlines are always shit
Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Hotter than a NATO petrol tanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# WANTED CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
GOT CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS N A SORE BUM!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Tories embrace wealth redistribution -
just not in the way it's normally understood.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# what do you call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto,of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Does the Nobel Peace Prize come with a hacksaw inside it?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Detroit. Our Love, Our Obsession, Our Hope.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Panic in Hungary as entire female population come on at once
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# "That's what she said!" (insert after every sentence)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# its all wearing a bit thin
so this week it's laminated
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I'm sorry, but my Hungarian is a little rusty...
/Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# There's an Indian woman called Sheila!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# JET POWERED DIARRHOEA BLAST SWIMMER BANNED
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# We're such cunts we can't even breathe underwater

DE-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# ^ it must be this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
#
this love, love, love DUH DUHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# nothing more nothing less
love is the best
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# listen! do you smell something?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Ghostbusters FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Why is Dickshit funny? It doesn't even make any sense!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
#
www2.b3ta.com/if-i-could-shit-out-my-cock/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# That name is so gay...
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:57, archived)
# making our own toxic Hungarian sludge
by eating out-of-date goulash
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# whale stiltwalking greenlit for 2012 olympics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# #FF to all my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# GET YOUR TICKETS FOR THE PURPLE DANUBE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Al Jolson is shadow chancellor
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Alex Salmond allays fears that the 2014 Commonweath Games in Glasgow will not live up to the standards of Dehli stating "Relax, we've got plenty of Polish Builders, it'll be fine"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Fearne Cotton. Why? discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Holly Willoughby had already been booked.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# PICKING THE WINNITS FROM THE INTERNET'S DISTENDED ANUS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# now made from potato starch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# worse for your teeth than sugar
FACTOID!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# we've all seen QI
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# due to electrical shortages
the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# MY BUMHOLE'S SO BIG I SHIT BIG POOS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# loving horses so you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# You know it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Is that possible?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# This week MIGHT be out before the Chilean Miners... but no guarantees
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# #000000 & #FFFFFF & #FF0000 ALL OVER
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Quit your foul whining you filthy piece of distended rectum!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# You are Arnold Rimmer shouting at yourself AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# oh, shut up, mr. gazpacho
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# What's brown and runs down your legs?
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# An escaped ferret?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# No, that's...
...what's brown, furry and loves gobbling cocks?
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# *checks for brown hairiness*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# The brown nose list...............read it here.... ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# As regular as child benefits... oh.
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# oh I don't know. Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Best read in a small lift-like contraption underground in chile
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Lenny Bennett presents
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Peter Pan fails to get post in shadow cabinet
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Dracula fails to make it into shadow cabinet.
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Clogging up your inbox like a Hungarian sludge-slide
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# punchline :D
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# hyuk hyuk hyuk
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:46, archived)
# In your mailbox, taking your benefits!
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU, WILL THIS PAIN EVER GO AWAY? MY HEART HAS A HOLE IN IT THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU AND MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT YOUR TOOTHLESS SMILE AND PAPER BAG TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Also available as an Audio CD
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# written by Gingers, for Gingers...
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)