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From the Impossible Weapons challenge. See all 158 entries (closed)

(Catnipppp, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Please buy a one-way ticket on a non-stop train to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Are hamsters tasers now?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:43, archived)
# D-I-S-C-O D-I-S-C-O D-I-S-C-O D-I-S-C-O D-I-S-C-O D-I-S-C-O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Now where's that tin foil hat I ordered?
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Dammit Jim--I'm a doctor
not a chemo rack
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Set hamsters to fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Fuck me, it's two years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Darling, you remembered!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Haha!
apparently it's me and the other half's 5 year anniversary in a week. I had to be reminded. Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Tchhh! And congrats :) (when's the church wedding?)
It's actually just over a year since thee and me first met!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Conflicting light sources? Suspicious shadows?

Was this photo taken 'on the moon' by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:55, archived)
# the shadow on the arm on the right
is from chemtrails in the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# hahaha
Genius :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:39, archived)
# I'm surprised you don't freak out
every time you fire up photoshop what with the GOVMIN'T recording every move of your mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:02, archived)
# He works for the govmin't
He spreads false yet slightly feasible conspiracy theories to distract the sheeple from what's REALLY happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Nooclear wesal!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# DAMMIT JIM IT'S MADE YOU LEFT HANDED.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:25, archived)
# You are CIA - I geddit now!
kindly fuck off
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:38, archived)
# I had a look on your profile,
and it tells me to tell you to fuck off hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:47, archived)
# I'm not sure what you've done to upset everyone, Catnipppp.
But the good people of b3ta seem quite unanimous in their dislike of you.
Perhaps your artistic abilities would be better suited, elsewhere..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Well, at first he was an amusingly mental conspiracy theorist
then he started getting objectionably anti-semitic, if I remember rightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
this is THE best
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:34, archived)
# hello
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:38, archived)
# But on the plus side, they did:
save Earth's destruction from V'Ger
Kill Khan and prevent mass genocide through the 'Genesis' project/weapon
Kill Klingons and find Spock again
Kidnap Whales to save Earth
Survive the franchise killer that was 'The Final Frontier'
not kill Klingons, but kiss and make up with them.

... For starters

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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:40, archived)
# ris?
but woo anyway
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 6 Nov 2010, 22:31, archived)
# How many conspiracy theories
can you fit into one image? I counted:

- Illuminati
- Chemtrails
- Chemo-is-poison
- Antivaxx
- World government eugenics program
- Hamster overlords
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 22:08, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:15, archived)
# hahahaha
I think this is the best example of someone playing to the audience's expectations.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Anything is possible.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 5:43, archived)
# Yeah, don't care, love these pictures.
Keep at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 4:00, archived)