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# Newsletter subject line compo
please think of something funny
la la la, rhymes like money
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:34, archived)
# ARISTOTLE'S GAPING CHUTNEY CHUTE.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:35, archived)
# *massive office LOL*
you utter bastard!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Setting on fire and smashing the fuck out of your inbox
like a young child politely requesting educational funding
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# LOCKED UP WITHOUT CHARGE OR BAIL FOR PUBLISHING THIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I sense a theme here...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# LOCKED UP WITHOUT CHARGE OR BAIL OR CAKE FOR PUBLISHING THIS
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# IN UR INTERNETS, BEING ANONYMOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Demonstration marred by royal variety performance
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ^Winnar
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:39, archived)
# CRASHING INTO YOUR INBOX LIKE POLICE ON HORSEBACK CHARGING AT SCHOOLCHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:37, archived)
# OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
what? oh, I mean, "NO TO TUITION FEES"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:38, archived)
# those who pissed on monuments and such stuff
need to be reminded of the why the papers delt with the chap who pissed on a war memorial whilst on a big student piss up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)
# The slap of naked flesh proclaimed an orgy in the lighthouse.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:38, archived)
# showing a high level of restraint
but still shooting into your inbox every friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# PLAYING CROQUET WITH A ROYAL HEAD IN PARLIAMENT SQUARE
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# DEAR 4CHAN: HOSTING AND WIKILEAKS FUNDING WITHDRAWN BY B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# So that's why the boards have been so slow all week...

EDIT That's right, render my response completely nonsensical why don't you ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# :P
Still works though!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# QUALITY JOURNALISM LOCKED AWAY BEHIND MURDOCH'S EVIL PAYWALL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# You're Rob's Favourite.
He likes you best.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I might do actually
he's one of the few I can see on the board today I know in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
#
All I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know
I ripped all your pictures off the wall
I loved you Rob, we could have been together
Think about it, you ruined it now
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I saw you once in Upper Street
And I know emvee so we're as good as....
2 people that live in London who know the same person.
Off the internet.
Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:03, archived)
# the Company I used to work for had offices in Upper Street
I've been there - so I've a tenuous link to this too :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# My shoes have the word "Upper(s)" written inside them so I consider you both as brothers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I saw him
recently in Russel Square gardens. And I know you and emvee off the internets. I'm practically Rob's dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Disagreeing with Nick.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# THE ANONYMOUS CALL A TRUCE,TO ORDER THEIR CRIMBO PRESENTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Free whoopee cushion inside!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)
# THE ANONYMOUS CALL A TRUCE,TO ORDER THEIR CRIMBO PRESENTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Pffft
www.b3ta.com/board/10279195
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# My other car's a porch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# THE ANONYMOUS CALL A TRUCE,TO ORDER THEIR CRIMBO PRESENTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# My internets is being attacked!!
/excuse#172
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# The Angry Newsletter That Doesn't Really Know What It's Angry About
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Broken wing mirror sparks revolution
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Camilla worried it was her turn.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Ouch!
officelol
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I used to be a schizophrenic with Alzheimer's, but we can't remember...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# RIP CAMILLA 4 EVA IN OWR HARTZ WIV DA ANGLZ NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# DRIVING A TRAM ACROSS RITA'S WERTHER'S ORIGINALS
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# LIU XIAOBO FINDS HIS BELL, LOSES PRIZE.
(Maels, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:47, archived)
# YOU ALL SMELL
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# and they're all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Ought that not should be
their all gay?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# well, that goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Well, it's almost sexy bath time.
Then BEER time!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# i had sexy shower time last night
but beer time won't be till about 9 p.m.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Whitewash over royal affair
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I CAN MAKE WINKIES LEAK, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME GOING ON ABOUT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:53, archived)
# O RLY?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# ALL YOUR PROTESTS DIDN'T BRING LESLIE NIELSEN BACK
WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Read this newsletter or we'll ddos your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Haha, my education was free, you losers!
And I'm not even a Royal.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Charles touched by poor person, drops 3 places in line of succession.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# b3ta.com
leaking from every available orifice...
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# :D I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Accepting Paypal, Mastercard and Visa Payments since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)