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# anyone got a newsletter subject line for the newsletter?
use your lips
to make some quips
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Just sent a bucket and some rope to Africa, it went down well...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Now go to the corner,
and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# old joke is old, but very funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Nick cleggs final issue special
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# World Hide and Seek champion finally found in Pakistan
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# What, ho, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Well, jigger me timbers!
Hello, you young scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# sex and coffee can trigger a stroke
i've given the wife 20 bensons and an espresso machine, in the hope that i'll get one from her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# open to donate your organs to B3ta...
(smooow I like to run with knives, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# This issue has your mum in it...
(smooow I like to run with knives, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# This Newsletter subject line was our Second Preference
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# -- NOTHING TO SEA --
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# BIN LADEN NEEDS THIS LIKE HE NEEDS A HOLE IN THE HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# repost in new thread shocker!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# THREAD DELETE SHOCKER!!! THREAD DELETE SHOCKER!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# OH MY GOD THAT'S EVEN WORSE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I always imagine the people that get annoyed by thread deletion
have the same face as the baby in the post below
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
Office snort
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# i imagine most b3tans to have that face while being on b3ta
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# It's what /talkers look like when they are on /qotw
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
#
when they are on qotw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# ^
THIS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# that's all the wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# IT'S SO BAD I ALMOST RAISED AN EYEBROW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Fucking hell
I clicked it to see what would happen
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# :) sucka!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# should have got "I love horses..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
#
lips keyboards, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# US Forces know nothing about refuse collection. They took the Bin out on a Bank Holiday Monday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Nick Clegg effigy and burning torches inside every issue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# It's got more directions than Donald Trumps hair
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# that's beyond the laws of physics
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahaha.... true indeed....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# WITH MORE PICTURES OF OSAMA BIN LADEN'S CORPSE THAN THE WHITE HOUSE HAVE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Like chess, this week started with the king and queen, had the bishop beatified, then the man who took two towers was killed, and I`m still a pawn working like a fucking horse.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Anything wrong in this newsletter
is Nick Clegg's fault
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# fat man has a crafty wank on the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Pffft! Yiff yiff grr!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Al Qaeda's Leader To Be Elected By AV -THAT's why it's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Free download of "Killing an Arab" for every reader!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# My dim-witted brother posted that on Facebook and I asked him since when he was a Cure fan (as he listens to some atrocious music normally)
He said "no its called killin an arab lol"

I then realised the connection.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
# osama: no to AV
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Just In: Spacious Holiday apartment in secluded area of Pakistan. Part Furnished.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# SUPERINJUNCTION PREVENTS US FROM TELLING YOU IT WAS RYAN GIGGS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Made of shit and wank?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Justin Beiber for new leader of Al Qaida
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Will and Kate spend honeymoon setting fire to Britain
(Or something along those lines. I can't quite get the joke to work)


EDIT: Oh. The newsletter's already out. Arsemonkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
#
Why is a blonde like an old washing machine
Because they both drip when they're fucked
(herman:D, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Did you type that out or did you copy and paste it?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# MIGHTY NIBUS TOO LATE AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:52, archived)
# MIGHTY NIBUS MORE ON THE BALL THAN SMALLBRAINFIELD
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:05, archived)