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# No reason

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)
# They look like they're plotting something dreadful....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Pissing in the hallway, is my bet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Damn those evil bastards...
I'm only wearing socks.

Edit: I'm not some kind of pervy nudist I'm wearing three socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
# My Gomez was walking around yesterday with a cat turd clung to his hairy arse.
Might have to shave some pussy later this week.

/edit: two feet and a hand puppet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Is Gomez your son?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# and my lover
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Penis goes where?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# From that expression
I'd say it's already in...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# it may be a bit bigger than what a cat is used to
but on the plus side; it's unlikely to be barbed.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I'm sure you can find an attachment to make it less of a shock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)
# the Durex Pleasure Beveller™
more lust less bust
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
# no photoshoppiness at the moment
my computer's power sauce went boom.. I'm on a borrowed laptop. the best I could do is compo the sentence :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww!
Frozen kitties is frozen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# When shall we three meet again,
In thunder, lightning, or in rather fetching knitwear

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Best New Model Army lyric ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
# great
now I want burritos for lunch

... kale burritos? I wonder......
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Ahhh damnit
Now I do too :( torn now between my love for burritos and the epic journey to go get some.
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# make the journey into an adventure
use your imagination and encourage your work friends to do the same... work can be fun YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Haha, My missus likes kale
so we planted THREE varieties this year.
I, on the other hand, fucking hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# I have too much kale
and it freezes well so I'm destined to have too much kale for the rest of my life... I'm not sure I'm going to be able to cope... I'm really good at growing kale and mint and NOTHING ELSE... at least you can make mint into delicious mojitos
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# True dat.
Even with one variety we'd have an overabundance.
Now we have three overabundances.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Tbh the problem with mint tends to be stopping it from growing...
Good shout on the mojitos though - not done that homemade yet.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
# you'd need to grow some limes as well then
not to mention the sugar cane...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Oh god we've had them for ages...
it just never occurred to me to grow the mint too.

*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# :D
I had an awesome cocktail at my local swanky cocktail bar.. a Thai Kick:

Vodka, gin, fresh coriander, fresh ginger and ginger beer.

It was like the guinness of the cocktail world.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Purritos!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Brrrrrrrrrrrrrritos
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
# ok then....
You made them, you name them

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Sorry. Upon reflection,
I think, with Purritos, you might just have the edge.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
# aww Horse Herpes!
I mean 'cheers!'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Aww, poor Long-tailed Tit.
I miss those.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I saw some t'other day - quite a rarity round here
plenty of Goldfinches and Greenfinches though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Aw, nice.
I saw emus the other week, real wild ones, too:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/trips/inland_victoria_1.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)
# ooh proper nice
I saw a Golden Oriole in India in March - the guide was going mental
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I've only ever heard them.
Apparently the best time to see one is during nesting season. If a crow overflies the nest, they're like a black-and-yellow surface-to-air missle, streaking almost vertically to have a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
# "the first lifers were quick in arriving..."
birds resurrect themselves? Well you learn something new everyday :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Ah, the terminology...
A 'lifer' is the first time you've seen a species; a 'tick' is an entry on a list, be it year, life or trip list (as well as an arachnid that tends to appear on you when birding in rainforests a lot, the feckers); 'twitching' is running off to look at a bird someone else has reported. I could go on, but it's dull, even to birders.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# lol
Ooooooooooh I assumed it was a typo on first lighters;

I stand corrected and more informed :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
# no wonder it looks sad
it's name is a rather dandy sounding insult.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# i love the small birds that come into the garden, sparrows, tits etc
but i hate starlings, they fight and screech too much, but i still can't resist trying to help the odd young one that falls from the nest.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Starlings have their place.
Unfortunately, over here they shouldn't and they're bloody everywhere, along with Common Mynas.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)
# where's over here?
i've never seen a myna, they look a tad fierce.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Probably one of the most common birds in the Sydney area.
Have a picture: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/commonmyna.html

Often known as Indian Mynahs (optional 'h').
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# No mynahs,
but we do have a couple of hoopoes
that poke aroud in our lawn. Never fail to amuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Wha-?
Hoopoes? Faaaahhhhk, those are the best birds ever. I nearly soiled myself with glee when I saw one. The chap I was birding with and I nealry fell off of our bikes when we saw it and though he'd seen dozens of them in his life, he was jabbering and pointing as much as I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# no, it's ok!
his clever ruse helped him to get his way :)
b3ta.com/board/10457689
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Wizard kitty in the middle looks like a proper evil bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# awww they look so cold.... and evil. So very evil :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Ahaahahaha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha, silly kitten thinks he's feet!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# ALL HAIL LORD INGLIP!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# one of the best reasons there is :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Middle one: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I like.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# pffffffffffffffft
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 3:47, archived)