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# Crossover image challenge for this week
B3tans! Want a little extra fun? Combine the 'Jumpy Orange Shapes' with the 'Back Boris' T-shirt competition!

Edit: Oh dear, just checked back and it seems I've upset the locals. To be clear - I wasn't suggesting entering Boris's naff competition, I was implying that he was a jumped-up orange shape of some sort, and the B3tan piss-take machine might have a bit of fun at his expense. On the plus side, this is the longest thread I've ever started here, so apologies for length and all that... pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Instant classic.
And still the strangest music vid I've seen, this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# What's it from..?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# The Boy In The Bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I honestly don't know who it's by - BLD posted it when I asked about the original gif.
4 minutes of simulated sex and many peculiar asides.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Pon De Floor by Major Lazer
It's called "daggerin" vimeo.com/5942589
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
#
Directed by en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Wareheim
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Thanks for the refresher, man.
I think..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Now THAT's a jolly angry lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# It's a dude. Which, as it turns out, is the least troubling thing in the whole video.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# *settles back with popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# AIDS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# fuck the fuck off, really
why the fuck should that posh cock sucker get more money for doing fuck all?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# now look what you've done! Brian's angry!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# *knock knock*
"Who is it?"

"Santa Clause ... "

*excitement!* "Oh, it's you ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# hahahah!
"I'm getting married in the morning..."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I loved this :)
Or was it "I'm not ..."
/still at work so can't go and check blog
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# BAD AIDS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# CAT AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I'm using my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Mark Heap is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Only if you answer my survey
ARE YOU SOME SORT OF CUNT?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Haha, thanks, I deserved that =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# YOU deserved it?
Are you and AIS the same person then?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# HA! Second account outed!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Cleared cookies and whatnot earlier
coming on/board unprepared for horses, I should know better

EDIT And - who, what when?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Curiosity killed the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# no thanks, but have a picture instead...


Click for bigger (65 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# ah, exclamation mark
you win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# but he doesn't jump.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
# compo it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Smug internet cunt
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# where the fuck is my kitten that you promised me?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Wham! Bam!
Fuck you ma'am...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Stick this on a T-shirt....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# fucking brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Amazing
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# still one of the best things on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# oh good god, no......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I know... TWINS!
Boris and Morris.
Gah!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Christ on a bike, man!
That's hellish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# disturbing and fantastic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
aaaah, hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Oh, oh my
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Why? WHY???
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Strangely hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Ha! Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
#
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Take your link and fist your mother's cunt with it.
Boris Johnson is an embarrassment, just like your fisted mother's cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Cock Off!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Could you make photoshoppery japery like putting boris on the back mooning or something. Hidden Goatse? I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# get to fuck you fucking fuck wit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)