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# had to get this one out my bloody head

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# \o/
Big Mac Strikes Again!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# :) you sod
where were you when I needed you
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Girlfriend in a cola.
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I know it's Clover
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Shoplifters of the world unite!
Sterling work.

Stretch Out And Waitrose...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)
# i dont know any morrissey songs, so i dont get the joke of this
i can imagine its quite good though.
Stack em on top of each other if youre after bully's special frontpage prize
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)
# never!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# integrity
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# already flattened the bloody layers
more like :(
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Chop up the .jpg
for great justice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# oh go on then , but only because it's you



resized for FP
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Haha... perfect....!!
You used a blender...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)
# photoshop
..wearing the boxing gloves
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:31, archived)
# At least you've had 6 front pages already..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# monkeon must be shitting himself
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Hahahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I keep thinking how funny
it would be if everyone posted their pics on the main board too big for the FP ...for a few weeks ...or months... just slighly over , like 411 pixels, just wide enough to cause maximum frustration for the mods. so tantilisingly close but not narrow enough pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Now there's an idea
Ive always thought that the image space for FPs could be at least 300 pixels wider. We dont need all that wide text. I never read it!

Seems you have the 'prime time slot' here - no-ones posted a new image for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:19, archived)
# we should knock a badge up quick
and pass them round, start a mutiny before they know what's happening


EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)
# they resize them
the picture of chewie shitting I did the other day was 600 wide, but for some reason they liked it so squashed it down to 400
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Cor.. they might resize mine then...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
# ha right
bollocks, quick everyone back to their beds... was only joking Mods no hard feelings eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha..... this will piss them right off.. !! ;-)
www.b3ta.com/board/10524709
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# this post brought to you by the letters H and A
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:19, archived)
# I so hope his gets FPd
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, brilliant
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:47, archived)
# haha
oh well...
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# MORR
I don't get it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)
# I have to say
I don't particularly either?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# I love Morrises and it's Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# wahey
class
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# He's very contradictive.
He once said every day was like Sunday; silent and grey.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# That's because his dead Granny was called 'Sunday'
* to soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Haha, well played :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Heh, spot the deliberate mistake...
(Or, alternatively, RIS)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# there's a cure for that
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)
# isn't the one on the left Friday I'm in Love by The Cure?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Yes. but it is Friday...
...and I am in love!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Haha... his lyrics weren't as optomistic as queens "In only seven days"...!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)
# * googles
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Can't belive you've not heard it....
www.elyrics.net/read/q/queen-lyrics/in-only-seven-days-lyrics.html
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Not from the RHPS then?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)
# *confuseds*
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Haha... I'v been there... I was looking for a cob, and then I found a cob, but heaven knows I was miserably in the aisle
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Edit... I just thought the name "COB" may bit a bit too regional, and just googled it...
It doesn't even show up on google....

A cob is the name of a bread roll... In fact where I live, they don't really sell rolls at all at sandwich shops... one would always ask for a cheese cob ect....

I think it is probably a word only used in the midlands.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# haha
yep the end of a roll isn't it? always had to fight with my granddad over it, up t'north (used in north west too)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)
# haha... at least you and me understand...!! sod the rest of the internet that insn't within a 40 mile radius of us.. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Nope
I've heard it used in That London.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Maybe more comman now that people are traveling more.....
What does one ask for where you are if one wants the equevlent of a cob/roll/bap ?

Edit.... I bet it's a bun?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Just say "Yo!" a lot and point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Sweetcorn And Tender Hooligan
Peas, Peas, Peas, Let Me Get What I Want

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Girlfiend?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# you couldn't keep it to yourself could you
smart arse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# hahahahahahah, nicely
plus November spawned a Monster Munch
and the classic Everyday is like Sundaes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)
# pfffft
tempted to do a lucas re-edit and stick those in now
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I can't help but think the man himself would approve
(Lucas or Morrissey, take your pick)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# I AM NOT A GIRL !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)
# BOOM - Fine super segments
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:27, archived)
# hahaha
this is how I want to go out
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)
# O_o
right up the gooch!

off to shops for japes, ta la
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Excellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)
# haha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)
# this joke isnt funny anymore
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# It's stuff like this that makes me come back to B3ta
WYH^10

B3ta: there is a joke and it never goes out
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha.
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)