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# VOTE NOW
1. New pressure groups. We've got Greenpeace for green issues - where's our pressure group for sausages not to be shit? Or for there to be guaranteed loo roll in all toilets?
2. Retronyms - Adidas = All Day I Dream About Spunk etc
3. One word: Homeopathy
4. Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise.
5. One word: Unicorns

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# About bloody time!
Wobbly's not so in depth analysis as I am feeling a bit thick today.

1. New pressure groups: This could be good and would be my second choice (or 1st if it wins)

2. Retronyms: I don't understand this?

3. Homeopathy: I don't understand this either?

4. Merchandise for films: : I don't understand this either?

5. One word: Unicorns: THIS SHOULD WIN! (unless Pressure Groups win and then this will be my 2nd choice)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I think this won't win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# i dont 'get' the whole unicorns thing with the internet.
and any ironic attempts to explain why they are so 'epic' or 'winning' are futile.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Horses with a twirly horn? What's not to love?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
# It's a Phallic thing (I think)

* Wonders off to think about Unicorns... Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Pressure groups
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Hm - 2 out of 5 aint bad.
Retronyms could be good, but people will make them cryptic, and i cant be fucked figuring out images for longer than a few seconds
Homopaths - meh
Greenpeace - meh
Unicorns - i fucking hate unicorns, and the internet meme factories that made them suddenly popular.

Im going for merchandise. Schindler's list red coats for children! Eyes wide shut party masks (by clay)! The possibilites are endless, rather than succumbing to some rubbish internet fad.
Joiiinnnn meeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I could dig out my old Texas Chainsaw Mascara pic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# There will be peas - that is known.
Heck - ninj's lovely star wars hardware could be featured! Lots of scope, folks.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# except it says films that DON'T have merchandise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# ok - driving miss daisy JAWS OF LIFE
Phew - i lapsed into the usual compo 'bending of rules' zone already!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# retronymns would be a toap fest
I'm going for merchandise too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Well here's your chance to show your unicorn hate!
(To be fair I just wanted to see lots of epic meaty unicorn/rhino battles going on)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# see - you said 'epic'
which means youre one of those 'internet' people, and probably love unicorns, bronies, charlie sheen, lolcats, cheezburgers and double rainbows.

Looks like its going to win unanimously anyway. Just as well im away this weekend, and working all next week! *grumbles, admits defeat already*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# What's a bronie?
Sorry Taters! I apologise for my awful choice, of compo and choice of words with Epic. Does it help any that I'm also a really big fan of Potatoes and that your username is one of my favourites?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# apparrently, bronies are grown male fans of the new my little pony cartoon
spurred on by the intrest in ironic internet memes like this whole unicorn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# too bron
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# OK, no worries :)
Well let's hope one of the others wins so you don't have to put up with a week of something you don't like...

I'm off to go study more about these 'meme' bandwagon thingers so I don't inadvertantly put my foot in it and or say 'epic' or 'win' or 'unicorn' again in the wrong context.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)
# nah - im not bothered
b3ta always goes through the odd compo where i have no intrest whatsoever. Its b3ta.
I wont have much time over the next 5 days to contribute much anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Greenpeace?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# sums it up, dunnit?
Shop 'BROWNPEAS' on the side of a greenpeace boat, and say theyre against peas being green.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# ah, sorry, your options are in the wrong order
I couldn't work out how you had got Greenpeace from film merchandise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# yeah
i was only going to chuck my opinions at the ones i felt most strongly about, but i thought i'd be a tedious cunt and give my opinion on all of them. Here is my opinion:
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Hey! I just clicked 'homeopathy'
and the voting line only moved 1/20000000000th of a pixel!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# you must have an awful high-res monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Awfully!
It's only three pixels wide though . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# thats some abstract b3ta-ing!
What brings you back so often anyway? you were quite a rare creature around these parts a while ago. Can you repost a BLAAAAARRRRB to remind me of your finest ever contribution to this site?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Awww! But you're wrong
THIS is my finest
www.b3ta.com/board/5717619

Have a BLAAAAAAAAARRB! too


EDIT: Ashally I might make a new one . . . who would you like to see BLAAAAAAAAARRBing?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha, I've missed those. I now realise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# god, i love BLAAAAARBS!
I do like that red riding hood pic too. Isnt it just a 'trace' of a JJ pic though?

I often wondered what a haggared, wrinkly person famous for being angry would look like doing a joyous blaaaaarb. Gadaffi? Abu Hamza? Stallone?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)
# No, not JUST a trace . . .
not JUST a trace . . . It took me two weeks in illfrustrator

EDIT: Rarrrrrgh! I can't use the new paint! It's rubbish! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! aborted . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Ning hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Hello Smoochy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Where's the Fabulous Fall Fashions challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# What happened to Smash Monkey's Sci-Fi Porn suggestion?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# i like the sound of that
next week maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# If Unicorns gets picked, I'd vote for SciFi being the ALT-Compo
I'm worried we're going to see a week of seam-unicorns.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Well there is one good thing if unicorns wins
Barryheadwound could comp his amazing seamshorse
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# can it be scifi porn EXCEPT star wars?
It's not like there isn't enough of that already
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
# well, that is a good point - it probably end up being all Star Wars...
Regardless - it looks like merchandice has overtaken unicorns.

Not like the voting process matters, some users have something that can fix the vote to whatever they want, so I'm not that bothered any more
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I bought some really nice sausages from tesco the other day.
Would buy again A++
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I had wild boar sausages last night
MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Were they served by your waiting staff as instructed by your butler?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# "Cor lawks Mr Box sir, these sosinges ain't 'alf tasty"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# 'twas so kind of im to givvus the burnt ends off ems wasnit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# THE SERVING WENCH TASTED MY SAUSAGES!?
FETCH MY SPANKING PADDLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# You are Obelix
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# *demands magic potion*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
# No - you fell into the magic potion when you were a baby
There's no telling what it could do to you now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Degree of difficulty
All "Unicorn" images must be sparkly gifs

"I'm going to fuck you up GOOD"
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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS NEW DEVILRY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Can you please make this image challenge about martin clunes? It is the best suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)
# fraser normally sets the timeout a lot longer to stop subversion
photoshop rob's basic error
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# but Rob always ignores the votes and just picks the one he wants anyway
so it's OK
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I'm voting for sci-fi porn
oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I'm voting Merchandise
because all the homeopathy pictures would be too small to see.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# they'd all be hilarious
but only if you really believed they were
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# You had to think of something that isn't funny.
Then paste it into a blank background at a ratio of 1/100 pixels, then resize that image and paste it into another blank background again at a ratio of 1/100 pixels. Repeat that process thirty times. And for each paste, bash the monitor three times. The resulting pic will be hillarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# haha
And that's how the gay shift works!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Yay! Go, merchandising!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvmZ9SPcTzU
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)