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# anyone got a newsletter subject line for the newsletter?
I'll thank you
if you make it woo
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# waaaay ahead of you ;o)
EDIT Also - has someone remembered to feed the server hamster this week?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Apple announce job losses
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# If a Job's worth doing...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# More flounce per ounce!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# i fucking love that tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK6wOG_aDl8
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# that's actually fucking brilliant
*clicks*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# no it's not!
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# *loads terminal iFlounce app*
*out-flounces everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# YOU CUNT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# *draws bukkake nun*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# ERROR: iTombs install required for afterlife
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# something about hentai etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# massive magenta CDC rape scenes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I agree with this
(men boles Benea, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Sent from my iphone.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# It's just a load of random internet crap
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Apple a day health claims proven untrue
(doublenugget, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# This one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# surely it's proved true
he left Apple and dieded
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Has anyone read Stephen Fry's blog entry on Jobs' passing?
Utterly sycophantic wank-in laden with spite for anyone who doesn't kneel down and worship Jobs' jobbies on a daily basis.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Watched a boring porno tuther night, just a man sat masterbating...
...then I realised I hadn't turned the telly on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# you get random men wanking at your window as well ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# I NEVER FORGIVE MICHAEL ELLIS - IS FORGIVEN
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Full apology on Deviantarts
banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/journal/44806338/#comments
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# she's mental
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
# it looks like a culture clash
when west meets east and takes the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# After that last tentacle-cock-rape thing didn't get a NSFW clampdown
I've finally gone for an ignore. Furries I can cope with. Batshit-mental kiddie-porn tentacle-rape furries are probably a bit much even for b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# b3ta, we like our rape to be consentual
and our cocks badly drawn ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# it's not a culture clash, she doesn't give a fuck
www.b3ta.com/board/10564324
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
#
Moggy: Cultural Learnings of B3ta for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Japan
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
#
b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.
b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.
b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# lies!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Rob's battle with cancer ended suddenly with a score of 2 - 1
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# welcome massive influx of immigrants from deviant art
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Plz do not misunderstanding us
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# may I enquire
what context this crudely written sign has been ripped from?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# I made it as part of my pic below
and have randomly decided to post it everywhere.

And it says Jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# well that's that cleared up
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# sweet dreams are made of piss, who am I to do a wee
sang incontinent Annie Lennox
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# THE CAT IN THE HAT IS A FORRIN - RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# bank funded immigrant cats kill Steve Jobs
we've got the pictures inside!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Go Pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# b3ta - doing its part for international diplomacy.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Picketing the internet since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
# no life flashing before Jobs eyes, he doesn't support it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# JOBS NOT EVEN COLD - ALREADY REVOLVING IN COFFIN AT U2 GOBSHITE PLAUDITRY
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Well jobs did die on the toilet with an impacted bowel
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# A jobbie did for Jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Steve Jobs Cuts Finger Over Death Accusations
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Not widely read in Japan
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Does job loss lead to apple crumble?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# This horse can't speak, because it's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Repackaging the same shit in new plastic and selling it again to you for twice the price
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# What happens in Deviantart, stays in Deviantart
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Sadly, recent evidence would suggest this not to be the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Bill Gates is Dead
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# MY TITS ARE ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Burglars go on strike after cuts announced
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Sponsored by Rooney's Turf Accountants
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# 'Coz Porn is for Puffs
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# hahahaha you like tits
ur all ghay :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Pumping 75 billion quid into looking after cats.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Following Steves funeral and burial at sea, bob-a-job week starts early
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# How about
CUNT!11!!eleventyone!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)