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# 11.11(Sorry for late)
Little Maria for them.
Even small she is nun. : )

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhh..... That's me off then....
* I'm going out to get well pissed in London Village!

See you all later!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems a good place to plop this

Have fun WB
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I want a cold beer now.
And woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
# It IS definately cold beer time
And thanks :) although that must be the least effort-for-woo ever
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# watch out for lizards with tits!
re-whores...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# No offence.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiqVjc65FZc&feature=related

Ok a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I wonder what it is about the far east
So many women try to dress like cutesy wutesy little girls and so many people are attracted to children's cutesy wutesy things.

It gave me the shuddering fear when I was working in China. It was like a paedophile's dream.

*shudders a bit more*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I was reading the other day about how popular it was
to have your teeth fucked up to look like a childs over in that neck of the woods.

boggling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# da fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# apparently it is the "yaeba" look
no doubt the article was actually a confusing mix of "look at them aren't they weird" and enforcing the demand for fake teeth like they do in america.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I'm surprised they haven't got ivory teefs.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:10, archived)
# *Googles* fucking hell.
People LIKE to have teeth like a British stereotype?

(I'll settle for a pair of vampire fangs...)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# So now Maiden is the fashionable one whoop whoop whoop
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)
# I worked for a Japanese company
and was told on my first day that my promotion chances were zero because i was a woman. Then I was given a screwdriver and told to take the arms off my office chair, as only japanese dept. managers and above were allowed them. Funny lot.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10600823
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10600409
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# In the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Yes,
I was based in the UK mainly, but travelled all over for them. A Japanese colleague I worked with daily once introduced me to his wife and child. 'This is my wife and child' he said. Actual names weren't deemed important.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Is it me not able to grasp their traditions and/or culture, or is it still the dark ages over there?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# A bit from column A
and a bit from column B I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
# My experience
was that as individuals, on the whole they were respectful and friendly. As a collective, they were racist and sexist to a massive degree.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# They do have funny names though.
Probably couldn't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I met a Japanese fella recently, his name was Mr Toyota.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Silly Whato Jeeves.
That was your car.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)
# I was told it wasn't that strong too...the acid that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
# A Japanese bloke nicked my mate's car the other day.
His name is Tommy Tukamota.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# My dinner is now all over my lap.
Bastard.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:24, archived)
# My apologies :) hope it wasn't curry!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Mmmm curry.
I'll be ordering one soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# I wish I knew where I could get a decent one in Preston :S I'm spoilt for choice in Manchester.
And happy candleday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Toyota San
In the 4 odd years I worked at that place, I learned one persons first name and he made me promise never to call him by it in the work place; it was disrespectful. I, however, as a lowly European woman was called Susan San. MY surname didn't rank high enough to be used, even though I was senior engineer.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Perhaps it was lost in translation they had read a book about greeting new employees
and it stated "Pleased to be dis-arming when greeting new staff!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Why I oughta...
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:36, archived)
# I should get assault pay coming onto b3ta haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# It's a fair pun-ishment
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# It's a bit pun-itive
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:46, archived)
# But better than a pun-ch in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)
# *witty reply*
I concede :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Nun better
I'm going out to collect wood, it's cold here.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Has finally found his mad cat lady., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# ^^
Little Maria: May I help you?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
# You could try holding his chopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# And then see if he gets any wood...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# you would probably do better here
if you stopped pretending to be alternate personalities
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
# and drop the fecking cutesy wutesy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# you wanna help me?
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:10, archived)
# : )
Little Maria: Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
# This should be good.
Go on then...
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# All the way up to 11. It's one louder.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)
# what a load of shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahahah
Thanks, Mr Chops.

You put so succinctly what I was trying to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# i don't understand how you lot haven't managed to get rid of this shit cunt waste of forum space yet, troll harder pls
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)
# She seems to not understand acidic sarcasm and stuff
I'm sure she's a troll him/herself
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# I rather enjoy it all.
Fuck, I should get out more.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)
# i bet money it is a troll, i might spend a little time on it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I would say troll just a couple of threads down we invoked (him/her) name and then here it is
posting her mundane emotionless art - yeah it looks cute but fuck cute I want my daily intake of funny!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Oh noes.
It's all my fault.
www.b3ta.com/board/10600779
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Now stand in the corner and think about what you have done
and no fwapping...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Yep, cutesy makes me puke
I have a feeling she's not a troll though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I have a feeling she/he/it has very strange feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)
# and tentacles
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# i remember when b3ta was funny, that was a great day
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Yep there were days we were all in tears
then Rob stopped throwing the gas-cannisters...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I stick around because occasionally there are still funny things happening
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# i don't normally post here as i dont contribute nothing anymore
and i don't know any of these noobs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:59, archived)
# So post something it's not like you have to know these people
I used to love your cartoon (can't remember it's name) the one with Barry. b3ta needs a good old fashion swear/shock fest.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# if i had any new ideas i would, :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
The great thing about your posts is that I always laugh and then feel a little guilty about it afterwards.

It's a good feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# ^this
he has the way of taking us all across the line of decency and having a laugh while we do.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
# HaHaHa
x ∞
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:31, archived)
#
Dear God that's so wrong.
Made me cry laughing !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Fuckin hell, hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# This sort of thing is why we need you here!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# My tablet broke almost 2 years ago
and since then I've not posted anything.

Sod it though. It's time for someone else to do all the work while I sit back.

/Talk is very much a closed shop and there always seems to be nastiness going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# what tablet did you have?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Pfft I know nothing about the model
but it has "Genius" written on it.

The tablet didn't break but someone stepped on the pen and broke it.

I really should get another because sometimes I get the urge to shop something and there is no way I can use the mouse. I wobble too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# See it's the other way around with me I've used the mouse for years
and using a pen seems very strange but I have a wacom intuos4 (small) I'd really recommend it if you have a bit of spare cash.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# I nearly did last week!
I was *this* close when I was at my shop and my nephew said the computer shop just 2 minutes walk away had some lovely new tablets in. Then I got distracted and completely forgot.

I shall definitely get myself one next month when I have time off.

My posts were always amateurish but I still like to try.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# You always got a good response though
I think most of us are amateurish with the exceptions of Happy Toast and such who do this for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# ha, that is the joy of /talk, it is a river of shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# But don't they all just love to swim in it haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
# The quality of English does vary wildly depending on circumstances
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Yes the slang creeps in there, no translator is going to throw out slang.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I think she's learned a bit of English on other forums,
I can't find the thread now but she definitely can read and understand Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# I just find her hard to deal with
maybe that's a reflection on me, but apart from being able to draw cutesy manga art she doesn't have a lot of redeeming features.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# it is very difficult to communicate with her,
but she seems fairly harmless. I know it's not the sort of stuff B3ta is really all about but a lot of users post things that aren't just jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# True and I've been a stalwart defender of people posting art, photography and designs etc.
not everything has to be a joke, but I'd be a lot happier if she actually join in with the community and replied to other people's work (and not just stuff to do with her) I know communication is difficult which begs the question why did she come here it's strange to most people.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
# She replies to JollyJack :/
Also I put her on my friend list and I can tell you she does click Like on other posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# The thing about these types of threads and the
"I sell shoes. You buy nicely discount make me happy see please link ok" types of posts is that the replies are often very amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# ^this
Half the fun of b3ta is a damn good throwing the FAQ book at someone!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# and I wouldn't be able to post my FAQ gif!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Agreed
There are some wonderful pics and GIFs that appear when the spammers and trolls come to play.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# ^This
If nothing else, Moggy has given us something to hobnob about
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Chocolate hob nobs?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I like chocolate hobnobs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# That's alright then
Chocolate hobnobs
Some stay dry while others feel the wobjobs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)
# The only difference
between what Flowerpot says above and Moggy is that Moggy draws pictures of child rape for internet entertainment; and although he/she/it did not post them here, I have a real problem getting past that fact.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# There is that
But I think love her or hate her Moggy is here to stay for the time being at least. I mean, it seems either she is too blind to realise her own unpopularity or she is a troll who is consistently well-fed
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# It seems that she would probably have a better time here if she wasn't so uniform.
If, say, she did things other than drawing rabbit nuns; maybe just take part in /board in general, or hell, even weekly compos.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Yeah but
yours is ART
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Bai Ling? :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin the penis mightier than the s word, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:28, archived)