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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:18, archived)

Lost in Translation

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)

It is accurate. D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:24, archived)

Not in English

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:26, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

No.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:31, archived)

hahaha

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:25, archived)

this is

some elaborate troll account, right ?

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spiny - things are looking up, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:29, archived)

I'm not troll.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:30, archived)

apparently not.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:30, archived)

I wish it was that way it would in at least make it less puzzling and just plain weird.

I wouldn't even attempt to try my hand at Japanese humour because I know I would fail, so what the hell is this?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:34, archived)

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:38, archived)

Whooooosh!!! the sound of that one going right over my head

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:41, archived)

Need to stop looking at pictures of beds...

Trying to do an all-nighter, trying to get most of my uni work done tonight.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)

At least alt-text the joke or something.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:48, archived)

I was hoping Moggy would explain it...

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:51, archived)

We simply don't get any sense out her at the best of times.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:56, archived)

~~elaborate~~ tedious

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:41, archived)

he kissed the butterfly

it'll no doubt turn into a hot princess

and they'll have all kinds of generic adventures

but meanwhile the universe becomes imbalanced and she was secretly here to learn about love in order to prevent the imbalance and has to return to heaven

And after a tearful farewell he decides to go on a worldwide trek to find the way to heaven so he can be reunited

Obviously the full story will be way more incomprehensible

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:37, archived)

I see

another ideas.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:42, archived)

I may have ripped off about 3 series at once there :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:42, archived)

Did you use Disney Mad-libs to come up with that one? ;)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

no I used my mental instrument

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:57, archived)

The vuvuzela?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:58, archived)

There's only one way to use a vuvuzela

GOD, I HAVE GOT to get my scanner installed.. damn it

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)

Hahaha! Your digital stuff works just fine, if this is anything to go by.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)

that was scanned

the power of INK!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)

It was? Oh, I thought it was digital.

That's a pretty good scanner you've got there, I must say.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)

I think this one was done on a cheapo lexmark which died

photoshop is what does the magic

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)

Ahh, I thought you'd done nothing to it XD My scanned stuff ends up looking a little hokey, even after PS treatment.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:18, archived)

scan in greyscale or colour and convert to greyscale if needed

though I can't imagine a mono/grey scanner these days unless it's some specialist thing

never use b/w | 1bit whatever :) for ink/pencil lest it look like something on macpaint in 1984 done while on crack

scan as high res as you can, then play with levels to decide what is black and what is white, you might need to jiggle the contrast around a little, and also be a bit careful when selecting areas so that it doesn't go ass as any edges will have gradients on them, things might be a bit more complicated for colour images but I only really draw in pencil and rarely ink, though I've not done anything in ages

Then when it's finalised shrink it to the needed size and all shall be yay

So even when your original is smudged to shit with pencil, and fingerprints and lard it'll still come out clean

Some experts may say I'm talking shit but it works for me, so fuck experts, in the face, with a stick, a knobbly stick with knobbles on it.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:37, archived)

Most of my scans are about 1000px wide, 72 dpi (which I know is just for printing, but whatevs).

Thanks for the tips, I'll be sure to take heed next time I've got shit to scan, which, if I can get all of this book project done tonight, will be very soon :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:01, archived)

photoshop makes everyone look like they know what they are doing

I wonder how many folks would be completely fucked without it :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)

Oh fuck off

I'm bored with this bollocks now

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:37, archived)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds this complete bollocks

it's all very Emperor's New Clothes with people pretending they know what's she's on about, I haven't a clue and I just wish she would stop posting here.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)

fuck sake...

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:49, archived)

Stick around for a few days*

and I predict you will be ranting along with the best of 'em

*You are allowed to sleep though

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)

doubt it....I've seen enough

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)

Look, the mole thing is reading his horoscope, which predicts someone will kiss him, and doesn't seem to like that idea.

He thinks that someone is the fruity frog thing in a hat and runs away.
Then he gets kissed by a butterfly.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:50, archived)

I think normal post.
Others have a more strange. ):

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:53, archived)

MAKE MORE SENSE

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

LITTLE SHINKANSEN?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)

You have that on autocomplete

AICMFP :)

I find these threads very amusing cos of the replies.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)

get the straps

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)

Hahaha you fecking loon

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)

hahahahahaha seriously? hahahahahaha well then that explains it all.

So Japanese humour is based upon somekind of homophobic fear of being kissed by a gay frog as predicted by supersition in the form a magazine horoscope prediction, right. There's me thinking it was complete bollocks.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

they are quite superstitious, I think,

a lot of people take horoscopes quite seriously. They also have the weird thing with the blood types.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:56, archived)

my blood type is red, that makes it strawberry flavoured or something, right?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)

Thank GOD.

Now my brain will stop hurting so much

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:55, archived)

did everybody else really not understand that much?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:57, archived)

I actually understood it... just didn't find it funny.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)

I think I was probably trying to read too much into it :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)

erm... yeah..I understood it, is as much a joke as most every other 3 pane comic

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)

I couldn't make a lick of sense of it

until it was explained it sort of makes some sense but it really isn't obvious.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)

-_-

Do you mean it?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:51, archived)

NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND YOU

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:52, archived)

Fuckin' 'ell!

*dives behind sandbags*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:53, archived)

I AM MASHING MY KEYBOARD WITH RAGE!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

Here!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdeqvhxu7iI

One of my more recent discoveries.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:57, archived)

I don't get the "noise" thing.

This guy does though: "makes me feel like im floating on an ocean of black oil under a baking sun and a blue sky. desolate, clinging to life on a rusty fishing trawler; alone, I cry to the gods, for it was them who forbade knowledge, and twas they who knew why."

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)

Why a fishing trawler? What does he think he's going to catch... Oh shit, it's not a *shudder* metaphor, is it?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)

Last time I caught a metaphor, I milked it for all it was worth.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)

I'm 9 minutes into this, I've fucking committed now.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)

Yikes o_o

Here, have this instead. And no, it's not noise.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajrtPhUAoKM

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)

I haven't listened to this in fucking years.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)

I LOVE this album. All I listened to for ages after buying it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)

have you ever "Godspeed! You Black Emperor"ed?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM

whack it up to the full 1080p for the lovely crispy audios :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:31, archived)

that's pretty much how my typical day starts

then it goes downhill

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)

To be quite honest, I don't understand it much either.

I would go all pretentious and say it's an art form, but to be fair, I've only just been introduced to noise. So far, it is grossly hit-and-miss.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)

Why dA people accept to me?

Can you explain? :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

Deviant art is the cesspool of artistry on the internet, where teenagers and perverts go to gratify each other.

DA IS FULL OF STUPID PEOPLE.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:56, archived)

I don't think so.

dA people are good people. :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)

Now just hang on a minute

Not so long ago you were slagging them off.

Note to self - Stop doing this when you know she won't have a clue wtfyaboa

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)

wtfyaboa?

I didn't know... D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)

wtfyaboa

What
the
fuck
you
are
babbling
on
about

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)

But you are more stupid!

Because, You said "I'm not good people":D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)

No. I said "We" are not good people.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:22, archived)

Same!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)

Sadly he is right, Moggy, B3ta is a rough place.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:26, archived)

I well know! :D

I have making fun of bad people.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)

*deep, calming breath*

"We" is not the same as "I".
I
You
He/She
We
They
You can't even understand what we say, why the fuck are you here?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:28, archived)

"I" is a member of "we,"

so if one says "we are not good", "I am not good" is implied.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)

But if you say "I am not good", we is not implied.

I and we are different. I was focusing very much on the "we" aspect.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)

yeah but that's not the way round that it happened.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:35, archived)

I said "we are not good people"

She said that I said "I'm not good people".
This is not what I said. It is partially correct, in that I is included with we. But it is not fully accurate. I'm not good people has different connotations to we're not good people. This is the point I'm stressing.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)

Yeah Mu

What she said ^

XD
XD
XD
X-fucking-D

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)

Thanks for your explain :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)

We are not dA. We are not good people.

We laugh at you. You are a joke. Crazy japanese person who makes no sense.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)

I'm a good person :(

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)

If you not good person, Don't offend a good people.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)

I'll offend who the fuck I like.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)

I don't make sense. D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)

No. You don't.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)

Now you're getting it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 6:03, archived)

uh...no,no,no,no,no.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:28, archived)

Just stick to the cute pictures, I think,

your English is not yet good enough for humour.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

Thanks :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:56, archived)

*head-desk*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)

Don't hurt yourself. D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:26, archived)

Ha ha ha! Go get 'em, Mogu!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:34, archived)

Do we get to colour it in?

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:40, archived)

let's!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:43, archived)

I have no idea wtf you're on about , but I like the drawings

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:50, archived)

'lo Prod!

You're not around much these days.

Do you have a job?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)

yes...minimum pay...minimum effort, it's shit.

but I see the cunt position I left behind has been filled

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)

Moggy is a special case.

She's to /board what Ding was to /talk.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)

that makes no sense to me...can I tell you to leave b3ta now?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)

That's a dig at me but even you were telling her to fuck off before.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)

when?..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:32, archived)

I'm pretty sure you did, but now what you're a fan of hers?

You've told people to fuck off for far far less than she has done.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)

away and get a fucking grip...yer head is full of toy cars bumping into each other

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:56, archived)

What the fucking hell are you talking about!

Go talk to your Mum like that but fucking leave me out of it alright!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:01, archived)

i find it a bit harsh telling her to fuck off

Ok, the english doesnt make sense, but the art is ok, not my thing really, similar to JollyJack's and he's a hero for his samey comic.
I dont understand why wobblybloke posts faux-vectors every day, yet i think telling him to fuck off from b3ta would be a bit unfair.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:47, archived)

Wobbly Bloke has never posted links of graphic paedo art either but Moggy has, ask Happy Toast

and the others who had to clean their cache files. I've never told her to fuck off as such but I do wish she would go away or start making more sense.

Ok I'm going to back away from this one because it's getting clear it's easier to hate me than try to understand that none of her stuff makes any sense. She can draw no question about that, but she takes over the entire board everytime she posts and I for one am getting bored with this. So hate me if you want but I least I contribute and continue to contribute humourous stuff.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:52, archived)

I DONT!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:01, archived)

no hatred here at all. im not around much anymore so dont have a full appreciation of the problem

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:06, archived)

Plenty of hatred from Prodigy though

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:07, archived)

hatred?...stop talking mince

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:21, archived)

to be fair she did draw them

but it was michael Ellis (NF) that posted the links.

I'm not sure if that's a justifiable distinction to the point.

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arrangedletters, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:36, archived)

Hmm

I don't know who you mean but I thought we were all cunts.

I hope you can find a better job. At least the pressure is off for now but I hope you can be around here more. It's not the same without you.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)

Thanks XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)

I have no idea what's going on

But you should make a website/blog of this madness.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:53, archived)

She has.

It's called b3ta.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:55, archived)

Every fucking day!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)

Hahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)

I never mad... D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)

haha super

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:38, archived)

Ha ha...I love this!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:03, archived)

XD yeah!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:43, archived)

I always like these, whether I "get" them or not.

It's amazing that none of these folks can find the Ignore button, isn't it. This results in a phenomena where you make one post and they sort of troll themselves for an hour with it.

I also see no harm in posting in Japanese, but then I'm accustomed to seeing things I don't understand as a result of an interest in Martial Arts, foreign films and a real fondness for the Asian grocery stores I can find around here.

Carry on as you were.

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