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# sorry about the size....

Larger version here
(AndyKay, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# haha
Simple, effective and HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I can tell
Don't apologise if you don't mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# no wonder part of your username is Dad
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Dude
I am no closer to parenthood than a post-menopausal lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# You just described my mother.
No. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# she doesn't look too bothered by it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# she has that look
"no, no, no... ...well alright then, but not in my hair".
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# silly girl! it's good for split ends!
it is, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# to which he replies
"I wouldn't think of it, we're in a nice restaurant"
/Andrew Dice Clay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# haven't these motorcarists ever heard of Freud?
woo though
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# DON'T THEY HAVE MAGENTA ON YOUR PLANET?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# they replaced it
with pixels :( nanoo
(AndyKay, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Shuzbut!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# we get thrown into jail if we don't pixelate enough
(AndyKay, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# that's fucking good
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Have you considered posting it as an uncompressed AVI?
feel free to swap it for this 400k version www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/excited_small.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# HD gifs are the future
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# animated PNG *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# It's good
but not really worth 0.004% of my monthly bandwidth allowance
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# top spluffage!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I like it
It's also hard to optimise because I tried :S (scaling and booting out even numbered frames got it to 1mb, but that's still huge).
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# crop, resize, frame and colour reduction
30 seconds later its 400k
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# best I got was 788k
But I'm using gimp. :(

Now down to 593k...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# got it down to 25% of the original now
to help all those peasants on limited bandwidths
(AndyKay, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# 10% would fit the site requirements even better
www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/excited_small.gif
(maximum 400k for animated gifs, 100k for still images)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# haha!
Pointlessly wanking away money for the enjoyment of twats. Quite a good metaphor for the sport of formula 1 itself.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Not all formula 1 fans are twats
some of them are sad wankers

be fair
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Much like that soccerball i hear
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# they are mostly twats
but at least they dont smear themselves with foie gras at the end of every match
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# soccerists just smother themselves with the nearest loose clunge
(AndyKay, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# It's only pixelated....
If you're watching it on the BBC

Sky subscribers get to watch pixel free
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Cor, this looks good
Can't wait for it to finish loading
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# hahah
(Zoidaroid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
this is fucking superb
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# thanks a lot for posting this
: C
also woo. i've to admit i think she behaves like this with actual spunk
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
instant classic

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)
# is that yours?
because it's been kicking about on reddit for ages

www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/oduep/formula1_fap/
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# BUSTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)