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# What should I draw the'day?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# the curtains
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)
# breasts bouncy castle!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# ^ or this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# beef ones
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# cow with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)
# nearly quarter past one
should be one along any minute now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# BEef jerky?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# bud dum
tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# LittleMaria: How are you Jack? I'm fine! : )

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)
# What cunt suggested this shit?
Oh hold on!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# arf
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# LittleMaria: Hello. ;D
*waving*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# LittleMediocre: Hiya!

*skullfucking*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
Don't upset Dave ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# tenuous pea
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# LittleMaria: Like a Santa. :D
Ho ho ho!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hekim: Draw your beard for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Once a week on a Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)
# It's not regulation.
There's no visible line at the tip.
(xaer0mancer, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# These ending credits are getting longer and longer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Harf!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# See the loveli lakes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# a leopard casually gnawing on maurice gibb
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Your version of Maria
the Metropolis robot
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# ^ ^ this,
that and that.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I think he don't accept it.
If it accept, I'll upload Mermaid & me REAL photo.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# But for all we know, it could just be your hand again.
Unless you are JUST a hand, like Thing in The Addams Family.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
# It is not only hand. : )
He don't accept XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Ooooh, is it your arm too? D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# and Real face.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# A drawn-on face on your finger. Yes, we've seen that before. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Anyway, He don't accept. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# We'll have to wait and see. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Blimey
there's cards on the table JJ
You could get to see the face of your future wife!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Your sig "how do you say "restraining order" in Japanese?"
I'll answer it.
This is 「こっち来んな、ボケ！！」
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha random
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
#
wife captor
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# We'll see a pic of JollyJacks
handcuffed hand with smiley faces drawn on the fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Then we pan round to see a messy apartment somewhere in Japan
with 'NEVER FORGIVE' scrawled all over the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Or, alternatively, don't
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)
# An intrigued aardvark
in a compromising situation with a squirrel and a platypus
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Uncle Pennybags, gagged and bound, being paraded through the streets by a baying, pitchfork-holding mob
on the way to his public execution as a symbol of the imminent fall of the Capitalist West
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Arnold Schwarzenegger fighting Joseph Goebbels.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)
# fisting?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Something like this, but not Bruce Campbell and Robo-Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# ^ Very much this
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# The public school locust soggy biscuit world championships through a stained glass window in Tblisi.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Well, obviously the rest I understand, but
why Tblisi?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# the line
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# I've just bought a Spring Drum
Draw one of those being played by a praying mantis
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# a dragon with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# a blank
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# A policeman and a social worker, bursting through the front door
only to witness a naked Arthur Scargill in the middle of sex with a miner
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Dexter from Dexter's lab
In his mid 30s.

Draw Dee Dee too, if you like. She can still be wearing that tiny ballerina outfit.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# We all know perfectly well that when he was older, Dexter moved to Miami....
....and started murdering people....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Ahh, I loved that show as a kid.
Hey, why did Dexter have a Russian accent, anyway? Adopted, or was he born for the sole purpose of MAKING SCIENCE?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I never saw it as a russian accent
Just a speech impediment / accent.
Remember that ace episode where he, the irish stereotype, and the italian stereotype were being bullied for their accents? Aceness.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah, and then the bully ends up jawing himself on the statue made of fists.
Good times. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I loved the bit when they all were listening to that record and trying to properly pronounce
"the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain"

I tried to find it on youchoob, but anything cartoon network is always riddled with those absymal 'youtube poop' waste videos.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Omelette du fromage... omelette du fromage...
I loved Cartoon Network back in the day; it's just full of crap shows trying to be anime, with all the good stuff like Ed, Edd n Eddy pushed to, like, 3am.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# A perplexed-looking anthropomorphic bollard
who has yet to learn how to hold an umbrella for maximum benefit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Sheep with tits welcoming the spring from a great height
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Horse soup
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# If you do this, I will post a picture of my face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# D'Artagnan and the threes-up musketeers
In a last ditch attempt to gain acceptance, D'Artagnan has consented to taking the other three at once, Porthos is really going hell for leather in his mouth, pounding away like a jack hammer and rupturing one of D'Artagnan's tonsils causing blood to spray this way and that. Athos and Aramis are round the back, Athos has already got his helmet in but is tussling with Aramis who, despite his long, snake-like cock, is struggling to gain purchase.
Cardinal Richelieu watches on tugging desperately at his drink-addled floppy shaft and stabbing his crucifix into his bellend as he's desperately tries to feel something, anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# hasnt he already done this?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# dammit, I knew it seemed familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# bindun
:D
Edit: dammit! pissed on again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# A non-sexualised situation featuring a normal dog, a normal woman and a normal man
walking through a park, possibly discussing house insurance quotations as they go. The dog sniffs trees, but does not urinate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# With tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Trees with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# You filthy, filthy man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# *loses lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# you're sick
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# it'll never catch on
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Max Weber, just back from the bookies and settling down to watch deal or no deal while his wife is at work
At the local pork factory. Just then, the sound of breaking glass awakes him from his reverie and he rushes to the kitchen to find Karl Marx on the worktop, naked and oiled and fucking a can of tuna. Weber immediately ejaculates, but remains hard and grabs Marx's ankles. Starlted, Marx slices his scrotum with the tuna can, before Weber roughly fucks Marx from the front, the blood and brine providing the perfect lubricant. In their later years, both men would become leading lights of the ring-pulls on food-cans movement.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# entertaining and educational
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
this please
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Chris Evans sobbing disconsolately into his Weetabix
upon realising that he no longer has the money to pay for people to laugh at him on his TV and radio shows
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)
# so we're back to this, then?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# yeah, started up again a week or so ago
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Draw a dragon slamming his balls in a car door whilst screaming out the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins backwards in French.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# How about drawing our attention to...
some squirrels with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# A squirrel's dick.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)
# a daily threadwaste
you back doing this shit, J?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Haha yes, this is a likely turn of events
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# a city stockbroker inexplicably in a mystical kingdom of knights, faeries and hot chicks with swords.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)