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# what happens when I'm stuck in an hour long sales pitch...


I.T. 'Best Practices' teleconference calls turn into 10% best practices, 90% sales pitch which equals 100% drawing time for me. Not bad for an hour of scribbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Nice one Mongy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Mongy? :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Cheery Tomato says: At least you're not rimming animals and taking photos
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# You're not Mongy.
Not everything is about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:57, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:09, archived)
# ^ that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:22, archived)
# the other
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Hi dAve!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:00, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:25, archived)
#
jdsn.ac.affrc.go.jp/dowj1-e.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Ouch!
and guilty LOL
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# they need some help with their web design, I feel
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Nice sketch :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Oh, Hai Dave...
A couple of questions; is Junction 15 or 15A better for Northampton?
Are there any restrictions on 26 Tonne 3 axle artics within the town centre?

Thanks in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)
# there is no such thing as a 26 tonne artic
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
# spend your weekends sucking off truck drivers, you're bound to learn a thing or two
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# or working in transport, my antipodean friend
do YOU know what a moffat is?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# is that like a blumpkin?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# no, it's an artic witha foldaway forklift on the back
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:46, archived)
# you kinky bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:02, archived)
# *psst*
He's the Doctor Who guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:23, archived)
# find me one that is commercially available
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Volvo FM 330 is available either rigid or articulated...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:29, archived)
# from which company, and at what rate?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:33, archived)
# aaargh! I surrender...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Industry standard beyond long wheel base sprinters and hi-top transits and 7.5, 17 tonners are artics of non specific weight
don't push the envelope by asking for stupid vehicles.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Daaw, he's so proud of how much he knows about lorries.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:52, archived)
# kind of my job
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Do you have a pipe and a clipboard?
And one of those toothbrush moustaches?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Or an anorak and a flask of weak lemon drink?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:59, archived)
# intraveinous vodka
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Intravenous ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:06, archived)
# I don't know that brand.
Is it better than Grey Goose?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:26, archived)
# no
but now I think I should
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:00, archived)
# In Australia they have really big lorries/trucks
This guy might know the details.

vrnetwork.ning.com/profile/Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:42, archived)
# That's a bloody good restriction right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# There is if you let all the out of the tyres of a 30 tonne artic.
let all the air out fill the tyres with helium

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# that doesn't even
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:29, archived)
# I don't even own a
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Sorry, I forgot to add the slash...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:54, archived)
# ^ this, with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Pfffffft.
However I truly think Dave is a genuine insane Jap teenager with a modicum of talent and misdirected energies.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:43, archived)
# what were they selling?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:26, archived)
# smashing stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# ooh very nice telephone conference doodle
Mine usually consist of screaming heads surrounded by 'FUCKING SHUT UP FUCKING SHUT UP'
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Lully.
Could do as a QOTW entry too!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
# There ain't nothin' in Room 237.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Interesting treatment of subject.
/forensic psychiatrist blog.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:46, archived)
# I like.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I wish I could do that.
I mean drawing, not looking like I need a good hard rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Fucking hell, an hour's scribbling?
If I spent an hour scribbling all you'd have is a couple of flowers, some geometric shapes, the smell of biro ink and an uneasy feeling...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:17, archived)