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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Vote! VOTE!! VOTE!!!

My first car - Almost won the vote last week so we're - oh-ho! - taking it for another run about the block. You'd be Mazda (MAD!) not to vote for this one

Terrified - What was the most scared you've ever been? How brown were your pants?

The Morning After - Tell us about moments of regret after foolhardy acts the night before

Taking Credit - Ever taken credit for something you didn't do?

Stupid Arguments - What's the stupidest argument you've ever been in? I once did an enormous flounce over whether Paul McGann should be considered a 'canon' Doctor Who. HE IS.







Witty comment encouraging you to vote for My First Car goes HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:20, archived)
# my first car
the hollywallaby
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)
# tell us about your honda accord, &c.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# questions questions questions
where's the new image challenge?

Edit: spamming this til we get one :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# ^ This - HARD!

/talk is for questions - /board is for FUCKING IMAGES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:27, archived)
# yes /talk love this shit
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=1965&board=talk
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:32, archived)
# THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# I thought it was quite easy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:27, archived)
# WE WANT CHANGE!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
# *gives 50p* :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# have you got 2 20s & a 10?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# McGann is canon.
He also wins the "Best Dressed Doctor" and the "Best TARDIS" awards.
[/argument]
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# You may actually be right.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)
# I think I'm in a minority as I didn't really like his TARDIS.
Although the actual console was rather lovely, the whole 'dusty library/gothic cathedral' thing left me cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# *shoves* *is chased by burly arcade attendant*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I hadn't really thought much beyond the console.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
# o/
b3ta.com/board/10676838
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# i think this wins
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# praise be
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# My first car...
...was a white Volkswagen Polo. It had four gears.

Right, that's a preview of 90% of next week's posts. By selecting something else you can help avoid automotive mix-tapes.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Ooh, some good ones there...

Speaking as a big QotW liar myself, I don't think I could take 'The morning after' for the sheer flood of 'We had MASSIVE SEX then I / she / he regretted it' type of stories, or alternatively : 'I drank too much / took too many MASSIVE DRUGS then regretted it the next day' tales.

So I think I'll go for 'Terrified'...even though it could lead to the same type of thing I suppose.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# My first car was red and yellow
and had 'LITTLE TIKES' on the side of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# I can't drive and don't own a car so a vote for My First Car is a vote for ...
Hang on - I'm not selling this, am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# I have never owned a car
So will go with option (b).
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Stupid arguments.
It's what QOTW is for isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# it's sex, lies, and lies about sex, and outrageous fortune
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# and cars
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Oh no it isn't!
Oh yes it is!
etc etc ad nauseum
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# And ego stroking.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Ha! My ego's bigger than your ego.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I will retort by posting a ludicrous story on QOTW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# there is fuck all happening here
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)